Silk and Shellshide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Z, and Lord of the Rings. But there's no sense crying over every mistake I'm not even angry, Now these points of data make a beautiful line Go ahead and leave me And believe me, I am still alive STILL ALIVE. STILL ALIVE. "What if my cupcakes were eaten by Johnny Depp. I don't know what I'd do with myself." I have a secret side account in which I express my insanity openly and proudly. It shall never be revealed. Ever. I like Monopoly. Hello. How do you do? "My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. . . Do you want to be my friend?" -Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Sequel "You are NOT permitted to touch!" -Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Sequel "From now on, your house will be like your family. Boring families. . who all hate eachother." -Albus Dumbledore, A Very Potter Sequel "Look at that cup. I'd feed myself to Aragog's children for that cup." -Goyle, a Very Potter Sequel "And, let's not forget about my very good friend, our Potions Master, and coach of the Slytherin Team, Professor Snape." -Albus Dumbledore, A Very Potter Sequel "One time, a dementor kissed her, and it DIED." -Seamus Finnigan, A Very Potter Sequel "Well, if it isn't Harry Fucking Potter. I haven't seen you since you were a cute little baby! Didn't you grow up into a sexy little bitch like your father." -Albus Dumbledore, A Very Potter Sequel "What, Malfoy, what?" -Harry Potter, A Very Potter Sequel "Pay special attention to the shading on your sweater. It's, it's rather good. It's actually, quite good. It's actually the best I've ever done. Actually . . Can I have that back? Wait. No. I'M TAKING IT! What do you think of that, Potter. I've stolen your favorite drawing." -Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Sequel "Students without permission will be killed." -Professor Snape, A Very Potter Sequel "You know, Goyle, using the potty's not so bad. I don't know why I was afraid of it all these years. I, I think I was concerned about falling in, but, I have found, that if I climb on TOP of the potty, and I put one foot on either side of the potty-hole rim, get a firm footing, I'm actually. . . quite safe. And you know, using the potty's a great time to socialize. You simply, you look over to the stall next to you, and have a right chat with your neighbor. "Oh, hello there, good sir. First time using the potty too, eh? Good luck, my man." -Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Sequel "Look, everyone, it's Harry Freakin' Potter! Oh my god, he is so DREAMY!" -Professor Umbridge, A Very Potter Sequel "WHO DISRESPECTED UMBRIDGE?!" -Professor Umbridge, A Very Potter Sequel "It says, 'Dear Umbridge'... DAT'S ME!" -Professor Umbridge, A Very Potter Sequel "I know you haven't done so all year, but you can feel free to write me anytime. Hugs and butterfly kisses, Your Draco. Oh, P.S: Tell Mama to bugger off. *Draco writing a letter to his father*" -Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Sequel "Hey, Lupin, wanna go look at the full moon with me? Ha ha, zombie." -Professor Snape, A Very Potter Sequel "What the devil?" -Professor Snape, A Very Potter Sequel "So, Severus, who do you think's gonna win the big game, eh?" -Albus Dumbledore, A Very Potter Sequel "SIRIUS BLAAAAACK! SIRIUS BLAAAAA- Oh, checkmate -- SIRIUS BLAAAACK!" -Professor Snape, A Very Potter Sequel (personal reminder to self: this quote is on A Very Potter Sequel, act 1, part 15) "Oh my GAWD, UMBRIDGE, STOP TEXTING ME!" -Lucius Malfoy, A Very Potter Sequel (once again, self-reminder: it's act 2, part 7) |
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Common Interests by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Common Ground. After Halloween, Snape and Harry begin to bond even more as they discover some common interests. But will it stand the test of time . . .and can Sev protect Harry from the evil that stalks him? AU, Sev/Harry mentor/guardian story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 362,752 - Reviews: 3466 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
When History Repeats Itself by RejaNuha reviews
During his 7th year of teaching, Snape notices the familiar symptoms of abuse in one of his 7th year students. Can he stop what happened to him and his mother from happening to this young woman? Or will it bring back too many buried pains from his past? Eventual SS/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/19/2019 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Severus S., OC
For The Greater Good by Seal1 reviews
This is a response to The Last Pendragons Lord Potter's Lament challenge. Harry unknowingly sets a series of events in motion during his trial in the OOTP. Will eventually be Harry/Daphne. Severus Snape will be a mentor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,323 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 3/10/2019 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
That Awful Boy by paracosim reviews
Petunia lets slip a twenty-year-old secret, and Dumbledore sends Harry to Spinner's End to study Occlumency early. Severus Snape can see no way in which this could end in catastrophe. Fifth Year AU, Slow Burn Snupin. Cross-posted on Ao3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,640 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/4/2019 - Published: 6/2/2011 - [Remus L., Severus S.] Harry P. - Complete
Enchanted Parchment by Professor SS19 reviews
Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape hold several private conversations using their pieces of enchanted parchment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Albus D., Severus S.
The Honorary Hobbit by lovethosehobbits reviews
Pranking Hobbits are disrupting the Last Homely House and Aragorn is called upon to take the four on a walking party but disaster strikes when an unexpected storm comes upon them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,512 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Blood Brothers (Not Discontinued I Promise) by IsisLestrange reviews
Voldemort thinks he has been very cunning in using Harry's blood for his resurrection, the blood containing Lily Potter's love. But dark magic always has consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,085 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,354 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11875 - Favs: 9,861 - Follows: 3,597 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Midnight Ghost by Severus T Snape reviews
Severus Snape has a collection of roses and needs more. Eight-year-old Harry has been locked in his cupboard again... but this time forgotten...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,990 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Harry P., Severus S., Neville L., Arabella F.
Harry Potter and the Wizard's Oath by Forestwytch reviews
Summer before 3rd Year, Harry is stuck at Privet Drive with his abusive relatives. His battle to stay sane is interupted by the arrival of the Potion's Master. Rated M for mature content child abuse/non con
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,701 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Just For Now by MarieLewis reviews
Upon his reluctant return to the Dursley home after the events of his 5th year, Harry becomes depressed and ill. After an unexpected visit to the doctor Harry discovers an new challenge that he must face. AU 6th year. Challenge on P&S. CANCER FIC! WARNING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,371 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10065 - Favs: 23,609 - Follows: 13,679 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 4,084 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
The Magic of Television by Kitkat286 reviews
'Janes wants to burn innocent bystanders, Alec's a Friends-quoting Gleek, Marcus likes Katy Perry, and Aro wants to meet Voldemort... Oh no! Are the Volturi... bored? R&R'
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Aro, Jane
A Part of Your History You'll Never Remember by Ellenyx reviews
Ellenyx is new to Hogwarts. After being placed in Slytherin she becomes severely bullied and the only person she feels safe around is the one person people fear the most at Hogwarts. Professor Snape. Starts off During the 3rd book. First fanfic. Pls RVU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,132 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - OC, Severus S.
How to Kill a Snape by Miss Bright reviews
Severus Snape isn't sure who will kill him first – Kira or Touta Matsuda. AU; crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,798 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Severus S., Matsuda T. - Complete
Prince Of My Heart by Lady DestinyHope reviews
Spend the day with 3-year-old Harry and his stern yet loving father, Severus Snape. Clearly, little Harry has his Daddy wrapped around his finger! A cute one-shot, is complete for now. Also, has been re-edited for mistakes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
20 DADA Profs that Voldy is Glad They Never Hired by Luna del Cielo reviews
20 DADA profs that Voldy is glad Hogwarts never hired…and a few he's glad they did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,267 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Est Vitae by Genuine-Discord reviews
When the OotP finds Harry and Draco abused, an unlikely savior appears. The boys discover that sometimes love can be in places you least expect it as an unlikley trio find the family they never had. SEVERITUS. DRACO/HARRY FRIENDS. AU. SLASH. U/K PAIRING.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,417 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Regression by Bono Tempest reviews
Hermione Granger has been missing for 3yrs until lovers Lucius Malfoy & Severus Snape find her terrified and traumatized, regressed to the age of 5. Mostly docile and a long way from my usual dark fic's. Implies rape. You were warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Apothecary Knows Best by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sev, Lily, and Harry are trying to live as a happy family, running an apothecary in Diagon Alley, after Lily divorced James years before. But James keeps trying to sabotage their relationship out of petty jealousy. AU, mild CP SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,187 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Seven Sided Hall by RachOutToChopin reviews
A fanfic originally conceived to explore the answer to the question, "What if Lily survived, she married Snape, and he became Harry's stepfather?" And then lots of other exciting things got thrown in, too :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,638 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Return to Prince Manor by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A new year means new perils and friendships for Harry, as he faces the Triwizard Tournament, a vengeful Dark Lord's return, and must try and master the secrets of Prince Manor. Can his family and friends help him succeed? Sequel to Heir to Prince Manor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 78 - Words: 480,740 - Reviews: 3543 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
This is the House That Doubt Built by Attila the Hahn reviews
Severus has a different way of looking at James Potter's son, and Draco was raised in slightly different circumstances. What effects can the smallest changes of circumstance have on their lives? SS/HP MENTOR fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Slave Child by Kristen Hudson reviews
A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus. AU from the end of OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 79 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Suicide Pact by RhiannanT reviews
Either must die at the hands of the other...does that mean that if Harry dies, Voldemort is mortal? Harry takes another look at the prophesy, and finds that he just doesn't care much for his life, after all. All he needs is a cooperative Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Well Behaved Women Seldom Kick Butt by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
As Amy and Sam embark on their quest to save Merry and Pippin, Lizzie launches an evil plan of her own. While the Fellowship struggles to save Middle Earth, Amy and Legolas struggle with their own emotions. And Sam just wants to kick some major butt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,776 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Little One by hyper active pixie reviews
Severus and Lily made up before the Potters died.Positive that Harry is being pampered more then his Godson Draco Malfoy, Severus doesnt look into it.But something Dumbledore says at an Order meeting gets to Severus...he just has to be sure he's not right
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,107 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 4,662 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Healing by Iorhael reviews
Frodo lost his finger but Aragorn made sure he was there for him. Aragorn/Frodo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cantankerous Grandiloquence by The Coy Koi reviews
Harry is getting fed up with Severus' grammar obsession.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Stinging Habits of the Western Honey Bee by nicnac918 reviews
For Want of a Nail. When a honey bee decides not to sting a little boy it cascades into Severus Snape bringing Harry Potter his Hogwarts letter. From there... First in the Honey Bee 'verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,911 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Little Inconvenience by Frodo Baggins of Bag End reviews
In Minas Tirith after the Quest, Frodo comes down with a terrible cold. Elrond attends him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Frodo B., Elrond - Complete
Buried Alive by Bonomania reviews
When Harry was left at home alone, he could feel the trouble brewing around him. Little did he know his life was going to change that night in more ways than one. Contains mentions of medical procedures and blood. May be distressing for some .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,599 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Evil in a New Way A Follow Up by Snark-N-Moon reviews
What happened after that last incident with Heinz Doofenshmirtz's 'Kiss-inator'. Read 'Evil in a New Way' first to make more sense of this. Light slash.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Nightmare by Dorian Herestor reviews
A parent's nightmare. Thranduil is facing is worst nightmare, losing little Legolas in Mirkwood. Dark, tragic thing, writen in a freaked out father's POV, strange, incoherent and not exactly sane. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Legolas's Exciting Cave Adventure! by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in a cave. Aragorn decides to use this adverse circumstance to discover why Legolas hates caves so much. The truth may surprise you. Or not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Serpents' Kiss by animalwriter reviews
A lonely professor trying to forget the past. A new professor with her own worries and a desire to understand Severus Snape. As they solve a mystery at Hogwarts, can they learn to care for each other and embrace a new life? SS/OC with other plot points.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 193 - Words: 715,457 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Second Chances by Alelie Anyale Yeldig reviews
I didn't like how they left Emma dead when they canceled the show so I invented a character to save her. In reality, I just took one of my OC's and put her in this universe. Enjoy. Warning: some language and violence. Complete
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - White Queen/Emma G. Frost - Complete
The Boys Nobody Loved by Elmblossom17 reviews
an AU interpretation of the Prophecy. Warning: Tearjerker! Also, Character Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
In the Forests of the Night by Kate1221 reviews
After Dumbledore's death Snape becomes the much hated new Headmaster of Hogwarts. Among all the misery, the presence of the quaint Luna Lovegood is the only thing that brightens Snape's day. That is, until the Dark Lord captures her ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,514 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Severus S., Luna L.
The Magic of Shinobi by xYama-chanx reviews
Magic is the same as chakra in a ninja's perspective. Well, Team 7 has been sent on a mission to protect and escort the well-famous 'Chosen One', Harry Potter, with dangers everywhere of blowing their cover. Can they manage to accomplish it? " Idiot!"-H.S
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009
Life Won't Wait by MarciaRebafan reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle, Lucius Malfoy realises the consequences of his and Narcissa's actions, while he's faced with one final choice. Inspired by scenes in Deathly Hallows Part 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Infractus Somes by TekaWolf reviews
Broken Body. The Dark Lord is gone, Harry Potter still missing, and Sevreus Snape is suspicious about the tortured creature now housed at Hogwarts...for what kind of snake would go against the Heir of Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,651 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
An Account of Cost and Reward by Trickster's Bones reviews
As of the Anti-Slavery Act of 1820, the Ministry of Magic forbid the buying and selling of humans. As of the Eradication of Dangerous Criminals Act of 1981, Death Eaters are no longer considered humans. Warnings: Time-Travel, AU, Slash SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,659 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Leifer, Nervae by RisuQ-theQissilent reviews
When the assembly machine malfunctions one day Atlas is the only one rebuilt. As he roams the HUB alone, he contemplates the cause of his loneliness. One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - ATLAS, P-body - Complete
Sweet Like a Crow by Squiid iink reviews
A Harry-gets-rescued-from-the Dursleys fic! by our favorite git, Severus Snape, no less! set the summer after OOP, I suppose. NOT a Snarry, rated T for violence/physical abuse Unfinished & abandoned, srry folks :(
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Raise Your Glass by PissyNovelist reviews
NOT FOLLOWING CANON... AT ALL Hermione is SICK and TIRED of how her favorite professor is being treated. She convinvces her best friends to put on a display to acknowledge our favorite Potion Master, Severus Snape. Songfic, TOTAL CRACK, no real plotXD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Killer, My Comrade, My Greatest Friend by WonderChild90 reviews
Perhaps GLaDOS isn't as immune to her own feelings as she thought she was... Rated T for some language. Takes place after Portal 2. Very vague spoilers used as well.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
The Unlikely Thirst of Cassie Lengard by Waterloo reviews
A rather serious power-play in Italy, a fairly amusing revolutionary's cussing, a violin with universal connections. You'll love it, I promise, only try it. And if you break a rib laughing and/or crying, no, there is no insurance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Aro
Severus Snape & Some Drunken Harry Potter Fans by Snapegirlkmf reviews
What if Snape got fed up and went to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter? And then met up with some drunk HP fans? Hilarity and craziness ensue. Fluff and humor galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Forever Moore by Archer 13 reviews
What could a witch do, if she were unable to speak? Unable to use wand magic? This is the story of Professor Reneé Evermoore, A witch who came to Hogwarts looking to learn Herbology and teach wandless magic... and found something else entirely. SSXOC R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,350 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Severus S., OC
Damaged by PBrules reviews
Harry's just a scared little kid and no one can see this behind all his bravado, or can they? Severus goes to collect Harry from the children's home where he's grown up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Presence by theslyknave reviews
Harry has always loved the roof, ever since he'd apparated in a fit of accidental magic. Now that he's on the Hogwarts roof, he finds someone there that he can love as well. SS/HP slash. Two-shot, plus an epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,604 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Truth And The Countdown by Tallest Red reviews
A different, sadder take on a 'Zim learns the truth' story. Shows how even though we hate him, it doesn't mean we want him to die at his own hands. one-shot. Warning: Character Death if you interpret it that way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Red, Zim - Complete
Stupid Like Your Father by Niqi reviews
Angsty Harry needs to let off some steam. Hilarity ensues. A oneshot based on Dane Cook's "Brain Ninjas" bit. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Whispers of the Ring by DhampirVampire reviews
Boromir is labled, by many, as the bad guy when he attempts to take the Ring from Frodo... Though has anyone stopped to look at things from his POV? Originally a contest re-write challenge entry
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Frodo B., Boromir - Complete
Hiding Away by blue artemis reviews
Hermione leaves the Wizarding World after the final battle to run a bookshop. One day, Severus Snape walks in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ankles by auri mynonys reviews
He loves watching Éowyn dance. But the moment he really longs for is the moment he sees her ankles.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 23,835 - Follows: 9,735 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Final Piece by Jezzabelle reviews
Nobody ever said marriage would be easy. Well, some people might have, but they're obviously not to be trusted. Between borderline alcoholism, explosive domestics and incessant glaring, will Severus and Raphaela be able to handle each other's presence?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 71,365 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Severus S., OC - Complete
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 3,386 - Follows: 3,194 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
The Downside to Being Steward by Mina-chan AMD reviews
The perks of being steward don't compensate for the worst part... Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,507 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Denethor
Gríma's Questionable Summer Reading List by star-breaker990 reviews
Gríma interrupts Éowyn's afternoon - she is trying to read and he ruins everything! until she finally gets her own back - it leaves him with a story he will not want to re-live again - and leaves her with an insight into his reading delights!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
Still Alive by thehush reviews
Chell has escaped Aperture Science Laboratories, but she isn't alone. Post-Portal. Spoilers for game and theories.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 5,015 - Follows: 1,059 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Eighth of Quellë by Moriquende reviews
Saruman's birthday is fast approaching, and he doesn't want anyone to know....but Radagast and Grima won't let it pass without a big, cheerful, obnoxious celebration. Birthday fic for Calaquende, written in her very own AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Saruman, Grima W. - Complete
Can They Not See? by sweetdonalbain81507 reviews
The thoughts of Denethor while he burns himself to death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Denethor, Faramir - Complete
The Hufflepuff Who Dared by Scorpion29 reviews
A fun little oneshot that occurs when one lone Hufflepuff dares to go against all the traditions stating that she should not be bold, daring, witty or courageous. Set in the Marauder era, very slight hinted Sev/OC onesided.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Traitor by auri mynonys reviews
Grima returns to help the country he betrayed. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,020 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Grima W., Eowyn - Complete
Veiled by GreenGecko reviews
Voldemort has set his snake, Nagini, upon Severus Snape, killing him. What will become of him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Book by Seal1 reviews
Everyone wants to get their hands on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Silver Wolf by Vingilot reviews
The world searches for Harry Potter. To their horror, they find him as the wolfman, a child raised by wolves and bred to be more animal than wizard. Harry finds humanity, Snape finds a brother, and Lucius finds a mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,072 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dear Aunt Snape by marginaliana reviews
Snape's words reach more people than he'd counted on when he is recruited for The Quibbler's new advice column. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Death by Garlic by Jocemum reviews
The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sailing Ships: Sssssssssssss by Diabolus Ruina reviews
Harry wants to adopt a ‘little cretin’. Tom is skeptical. At first, anyway... My answer to 2NiteItBeginz's challenge. SLASH HPxTRLV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Invisibility by Alexannah reviews
Harry can always tell when there is someone watching. [Drabble] Emanuelle Dumbledore has translated this into French on her profile
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Welcome to Rivendell Mr Anderson by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews
Two is better than one...and when two sisters are combined, nothing can stop them. Sauron sends the Fellowship to modern times, but Barb and Em are there to help. Even when it means leaving home...for Middle Earth. NEW SUM! NOT A MARY SUE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 203,423 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Haldir, Boromir
Gondor's Most Beloved Mother by Minyasta reviews
In honor of Mother’s Day, a little oneshot that gives a view into the life of the Ruling Family of Gondor on one of their less dysfunctional days.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Faramir, Denethor - Complete
The Sufferings of the Unrequited by Batsutousai reviews
The yearly Christmas Ball has arrived. –Voldemort/Harry, one-sided Lucius/Voldemort, AU, DRABBLE–
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
An Unnoticed Fangirl by Operatic reviews
What about the less noticed characters and parts? Surely they've also got their fangirls, clubs, and tarts? An epic poem about fan girls, giant eyes, and spider smooshing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Treebeard, Legolas
I Like Grapes by oi-oi-oi reviews
Grandma Georgina and Mr. Willy Wonka have a little morning chat together. Being the sober people they are, they, naturally, discuss the...more difficult questions of humanity, such as: Do you think jam is lovely?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2005
The Art Of Seduction? by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Mild Ms. BeauregardeWonka, with Depp as Wonka. Playing around with characterization and stuff, feedback appreciated. Might have more chapters, later.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
Some Devil by Phoenix Bradley reviews
A Willy Wonka fic. Summary inside. This is dedicated to those who have battled, or are still battleing with clinical depression. There is still hope no matter what. And for some reason the periods and ? decided not to show up. i dunno why.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,399 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Complete
ABC's For Middle Earth by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews
Ever wonder what the ABC's are like for Middle Earth? Well here they are! This was written when we should have been listening to the sermon in church! Please R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2005
Blossoming of the Heart by Sharkey reviews
OK, Picture this...It's Valentine's Day in Middle-Earth, Grima wakes up in Edoras to find.... well read on to find out. NB: To be completely safe, I've given this story a PG rating.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 2/16/2003 - Grima W.
Broken by spritejessa reviews
Yes, Lame title. A slave torture fic involving Grima Wormtongue, but he is not the one being hurt...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2003 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Grima W.
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Sin reviews
He will make her love him. He will. He does not realize the blindness that has taken over him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
Mourning reviews
In the quiet of the night, Faramir mourns; Denethor speaks with him. Suckish summary, even more suckish story. R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Faramir, Denethor - Complete
Unrequited reviews
Grima/Eowyn one-sided unrequited love, blahblah.; No summary, since I'm too lazy. But read it. And review. And flame if you do so wish.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
Celebrity Obsession reviews
Sometimes, Severus isn't sure if allowing Harry Potter into his rooms is a good thing - or a bad thing. Please R&R, dears. Hints of Snarry..sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bad Man reviews
Severus Snape is a bad, bad man, and Hermione Granger is a good, good know-it-all. Rated T for my paranoia. Perhaps slightly OOC or AU, I don't know, you choose. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Pretend reviews
He does not pretend any longer. Reviews make me happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cauldron reviews
Has barely anything to do with cauldrons, actually. Just read it. It's short. - Harry and Severus participate in a very peculiar detentions including insults from Severus and oddly intelligent remarks from Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day, Piccolo reviews
Very short, but full of fluff. :D - Piccolo is alerted by Gohan that it is Valentine's Day in a most unusual way for him.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Piccolo, Gohan - Complete
Harry and Severus Star in an Innuendo Fanfic reviews
Just as the title suggests. Read it. :D T for innuendo: Harry and Severus get stuck in an uncomfortable position, controlled by Coinside the Author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Discovering Stuff You Should Not Know reviews
Harry discovers Snarry and some freaky thing called 'm-preg'. Warning: This is not a good story. But R&R, anyways?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
