Alix Cohen
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Joined 01-02-11, id: 2683535, Profile Updated: 02-13-13
Author has written 39 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Doctor Who, Portal, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Misc. Books, Firefly, and James Bond.

DEAR READERS: I have removed "Waking Up in London" and "Baker Street Blues" from my account because I'm currently trying to get another story about Mia Lazarus formally published. I apologize to everyone who was awaiting the end of "Waking Up in London"; I was having trouble writing the last chapter, but you'll be happy to know that there would have been an epilogue taking place at the next Fourth of July, where Mia invites Britain over to avoid the festivities and they maybe work out all their sexual tension. Again, very sorry everybody.

Onward.


My universes: A guide to the perplexed.

Yaoi Agents (Hetalia)
So much slash, so little time. Hungary can't record it all on her own. And when it comes to helping Hungary out, no one does it better than Team One.
Major OCs: Dana Einstein, Sarah Armstrong, Amanda Toyota, Jeanne-Marie Renard, Rosa Marquez
Stories, in rough chronological order:
"Dana's Story"
"Sarah's Story"
"Loaded with Charisma"
"Burn Life's House Down" (Crossover with Doctor Who; first Yaoi Agents story written)
"Jealous": (Crossover with the Fullmetal Alchemist manga)
*"Sounds of Silence"
"Team Two"
*"Through His Eyes"
"Midsummer Nights"
*"C'est la Vie" (A collection of oneshots; all over the place chronologically)

Starred stories involve the characters watching/discussing Doctor Who. Not really a crossover, unless you count England's cosplay fetishes.

Historical Hetalia
"Eesti's New Year" (January 2011; Estonia adopts the euro as his currency.)
"and time" (Battle of Agincourt)
"The Breaking of a Nation" (Russian October Revolution)
"till you sweep them away" (dissolution of Austria-Hungary after WWI)
"Youngest Son" (history of England up to 1653)
"into hell, for a heavenly cause" (1930s-1945; crossover with Fullmetal Alchemist first anime)

Hetalia inspired by other people's stories:
"In the Closet" (an expansion of a oneshot by Joyheart)
"Renard et Lapin" (my submission to mystmoon92's France Goes Apesh*t contest, and technically chapter 6.5 of her "A Bet Too Far")
"Day Pass: (sequel to "Thanks for the Pranks" by Car.)

Other fun Hetalia stuff:
"April Fail"
"Ask Hungary 1" and "Ask Hungary 2"
"Just Add Water"
"such a pretty pair"
"Verbing Weirds Language"
"World Powers Game Night 2011"

Portal
"Wheatley's Lament"
"Official Fanfiction University: Aperture Science Fanfiction Enrichment Seminar": (collaboration with katzsoa, on her profile)

Doctor Who
"Two Aliens"
"Steel City Daleks"
"The Eighth Coming" (in progress)
"Poetic Interlude 1"
"Time Lord's Burden"
"Doctor Who Filk Songbook" (See my explanation of filks below)
"Like Marbles on Glass" and its parallel "Subconscious Field Day"

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Last Days"

Miscellaneous
"Mentor Hazard" (a meta-scene for Neil Gaiman's Interworld)
"Super Secret Agent" (James Bond filk)

Filk songs:
A filk is a song parody with a science fiction or fantasy theme. My late uncle wrote a lot of them that I only learned about after his death; "Wheatley's Lament" is a songfic of one of them, and I may be posting others, just because the world needs to know these songs. Update 3/31/12: Jaensdenim has done an awesome cover of "Mrs. River Song"; I put a link to it on the story page. Update 2/12/13: I have begun recording these on the youtube channel ThreeGirlsandaVlog, under the name Romana.

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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 291,625 - Reviews: 3032 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Growing Up with China by Jaiyi reviews
One-shot, Little Shanghai and her siblings are lonely tonight. What will they do to get China's attention?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2014 - China, OC - Complete
Educating America by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 169,295 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America
Leaving Behind Dust by Casket Heaven
At the end of her union with Malaysia, Singapore packs her bags, but never left with a gift she needed. SONGFIC. Inspired by Alix Cohen's 'Till You Sweep Them Away.' I don't own Hetalia or Same Mistakes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2013 - China, OC - Complete
Icarus Rising by sudipal reviews
post-Reichenbach, Empty House remix, cabinlock Sherlock-is-Martin fic. Rated T. After the Fall, Sherlock finds a way to take down the rest of Moriarty's Syndicate in secret.
Crossover - Radio Dramas & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Cabin Pressure, Sherlock H.
The Pandorica Seen Through Time by WhooligAni reviews
What happened to the mad Centurion and his big stone box all those centuries?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,039 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Rory W.
Music of the Spheres by Fyodork reviews
The Doctor teaches Jo about science, and a little more.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G. - Complete
Out From Under the Shadow by sudipal reviews
"No, we don't walk away. But when we're holding on to something precious, we run. We run and run, fast as we can, and we don't stop running until we are out from under the shadow." - The Doctor, The Rings of Akhaten
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/7/2013 - 1st Doctor, Susan F. - Complete
Partisanship by GoesKaboom reviews
Poor Alfred. Lately it seems like his citizens can't agree on anything, much less anything important. So he goes on a little quest to figure out why his people just can't get over their obsession with partisanship. Political satire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,952 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - America
An Uncommon Education by whatthefoucault reviews
Set post-Enlightenment. Turlough has a lot on his sleepless, tired mind, and the Doctor has just put the kettle on for tea.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - 5th Doctor, Turlough
The WeekEnd by whatthefoucault reviews
Set between The Curse Of Peladon and The Sea Devils, the Doctor invites the recently divorced Brigadier to a nice planet on his weekend off. Mayhem ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier
The Checkup by whatthefoucault reviews
Set during Blink, also set during The Invasion. In the hospital, Jamie gets a visitor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jamie M. - Complete
The Terror Of The Beard by whatthefoucault reviews
Set sometime in season 6B; Jamie and the Doctor have a little disagreement. Fluff ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M. - Complete
Harmony by The Leaf 180 reviews
Spain loves his garden. He loves the symphony of scents and colors that made up his world. He loves the feeling of all his plants living and breathing around him in perfect harmony. He hopes that one day soon, Romano could learn to appreciate it with him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3924 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Blanket Castle or, The Uncaffeinated Ones by whatthefoucault reviews
Jamie sleeps in; mayhem ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M.
Writing Challenge: Show or Tell by xMirror-Mirrorx reviews
Writing challenge: Use only dialogue. Feliciano is painting a picture, but Lovino wants to know what's wrong with his fratellino. Brotherly!RomaIta, can be taken as Itacest. Rated T for Lovino's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
A Collection of Vorkosiverse Poems by Minutia R reviews
What it says on the tin. A villanelle, a double dactyl, and some clerihews written for the impromptu poetry battle.
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Complete
Irregular by katzsoa reviews
"Why pay homeless people to look for answers that you could easily have pretended to figure out yourself? No, Mr. Holmes, you cared about the work just as much as we cared about the money." Contains the biggest "Reichenbach Falls" spoiler of all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The Case of Forgotten Time by Aoi Dragon reviews
Mycroft sends Sherlock an official recording of the Apollo 11 mission. Sherlock knows something is wrong with it, but he cannot figure out what it is. ONE SHOT.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Silence, Sherlock H. - Complete
Effigermus by T'Kirr reviews
TenRose. Two species have grown unnaturally apart. The Tenth Doctor and Rose find themselves whisked away into a sensual mystery of greed, love and loyalty that shatters the barriers of their relationship.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,149 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
What Is Love? by katzsoa reviews
The game that the Queen and her Champion played affected more than just themselves... An alternate ending/continuation to Niphuria's "The Language of the Fan".
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,331 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Dormouse/Mallymkun - Complete
Astrobiology by Aki and Tenshi reviews
Sherlock/Young Wizards series by Diane Duane fusion. "In retrospect, John probably should realize that Sherlock's a wizard much more quickly than he does."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mother Knows Best by Car reviews
America had always been fond of his First Lady, but she did have a dark side. Namely a love of sticking her nose into his business. Especially when it involved England. USUK, Presidential Family Fun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Perfectly Good Cats by Chloe Kompton reviews
There were several dozen cats in cryogenic storage. She supposed she could just leave them there, but they were perfectly good cats. And cats could be used for all sorts of deadly experiments. Oneshot!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2011 - GLaDOS - Complete
On Her Undying Majesty's Secret Service by ImperialGirl reviews
Ardsley Wooster, British Intelligence, has an important assignment in Paris-ingratiate himself with the heir to Baron Wulfenbach. But Ardsley's not the only one in Paris with a secret agenda. ETA: Changed the rating, as I don't think it warrants an M.
Girl Genius - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,720 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - OC - Complete
Short Attention Span by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. August, 1943, and it's sweltering enough for Arthur to show off his legs in a pair of military-issue shorts. Alfred is highly distracted by them. Hilarity and sexytiems ensue. For Hakuku!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mood Indigo by Konstantya reviews
Anschluss, anti-Semitism, and impending war. Sometimes classical music just doesn't cut it. -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Austria, Prussia, Germany - Complete
Passing Notes by WhiteCrow10 reviews
It's just another day of peace at the World Academy... until Germany passes a note to Mexico. Based on the Zimmerman Note incident during WWI. Contains an OC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2011 - America, Germany - Complete
Bombs Bursting in Air by WhiteCrow10 reviews
After entering World War II, America reconciles with England so they can fight side by side. USUK if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Over the Rainbow and Far, Far Away by WhiteCrow10 reviews
Arthur Kirkland was moved to Kansas against his will after the death of his parents. At first, life sucks. And then the tornado hits. Wizard of Oz parody. USUK, GerIta, and slight SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,232 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
On Top of the World by WhiteCrow10 reviews
Alfred and Arthur are together in London to celebrate New Year's! One-shot, USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Love Will Keep You Warm by Abarero reviews
Sweden and Finland exchanged a look, so used to their winter storms and so accustomed to one another that they didn't need a single word to know exactly what to do. Finland/Sweden
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Scatter by awesomesen reviews
Denmark before he knew he was a country.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Denmark, Sweden - Complete
Left in Stitches by Car reviews
It was an accident! America didn't mean to hurt the President, but after some unfortunate elbow-to-mouth contact in an after Thanksgiving basketball game, his boss found himself with twelve spanking new stitches in his lip. Happy holidays, indeed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/26/2010 - America - Complete
Truly Thankful by Abarero reviews
When President Lincoln declares the national holiday of Thanksgiving in 1863, his youngest son, Tad, and America have to seek a pardon for the turkey they've befriended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/25/2010 - America - Complete
Honest when Drunk by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*FrUK, lemon* England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/23/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Splendid Hooligan by Hmob1994 reviews
France keeps talking about England in his Glorious Pirate Days, and America wants to see what his ex-guardian was really like...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/2/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Dreams of the Future by ToastWeaselofDOOM reviews
New Netherlands dreams something strange and tells his motherland about it... State/Colony OCs. Adorable small child thought processes and actions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Netherlands, America - Complete
An Untimely Intrusion by Doc Scratch reviews
Austria is enjoying a pleasant visit with a young Mozart. Prussia decides to drop in on his favorite target. Sometimes it really sucks to be Austria. One-Shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Spider's Web by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
HetaliaxSherlock Holmes crossover. Because somebody needed to do it.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,384 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, England/Britain - Complete
Those Who Wait by sudipal reviews
Captain Jack Harkness, the fixed point in time, meets the Centurion, Lone Guardian of the Pandorica.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Jack H., Rory W. - Complete
Two To Make Peace by Kerr Avonsen reviews
The assignment was supposed to be simple. But since when have any of Miles Vorkosigan's assignments been simple? Especially when the stranger with the blue box turns up.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Atlas by SolidMercury reviews
France finds something interesting about England in the Library of Congress. T for my own stupidity and the misuse of a medical term.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/18/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Anatomically Correct by Hazel-Beka reviews
Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Alfred Jones and the Curse of the Pharaoh by Abarero reviews
Taking a page from his Hollywood hero Indiana Jones, America, along with England, sets off on an adventure that takes them deep into an Egyptian tomb. But once they seemingly incur the wrath of the Pharaoh, it'll be no easy task to escape unharmed. UK/US.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,329 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rome Wasn't Built in a Day by OrangePlum reviews
He never thought his curl would be his downfall. America/South Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/8/2010 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Breaking out of the Closet by Car reviews
“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unforseen Results by Robias reviews
That's what you get for naming a place the 'Virgin Islands' in a world like in Hetalia. US/UK, Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Lamp Beside the Golden Door by adesso reviews
In the 1920s, things are getting stressful at Romano's place; so he decides to crash at America's house for a while. Romano, America, 1920s... you know where this is going.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/15/2010 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 143 - Published: 1/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Best of All Possible Worlds by adesso reviews
The Unification of Italy, through the brothers' eyes. Part 2: After a disastrous first attempt at liberation, Romano decides to join one thousand of his brother's people in a march to unite the country.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,355 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Lysander by Zalia Chimera reviews
A bar after curfew in occupied France; three German soldiers, an unexpected encounter and maybe the renewal of France's hope. England/France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Neverland by Lady Charity reviews
At first, England regretted taking America to see a play about pirates, fairies, and boys who never grew up, thinking the young nation would just taunt him. America's reaction to the play was one England did not expect. Slight UKxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/28/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Happy Accidents by Abarero reviews
After injuring himself in the most ridiculous of ways, America is laid up in the hospital during WWII. While there, he's visited by the other allies and a rather reluctant England. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,243 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Something Blue by Konstantya reviews
The Iron Curtain is drawn heavily. Germany is lonely. Austria is lonelier. Not that he'll ever say as much. Mentions of Prussia, implied AustriaxHungary. -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Austria, Germany - Complete
A Road to El Dorado Parody by meggannn reviews
What in the name of all things sexually ambiguous is this?
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
Dusking by Konstantya reviews
Austria does dishes, Hungary thinks he acts like an old man—but a sexy old man!—and the Thirty Years’ War looms on the horizon. Based on the extra Chibitalia strip, “Something Written As the Immediate Effect.” Slight AustriaxHungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
Words For Thoughts by Konstantya reviews
Only Austria would still manage to use precise speech when drunk. AustriaxHungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
Broken Clocks are Still Right Twice a Day by sudipal reviews
Sequel to "So Much For Keeping the Correct Time," so you might want to read that one first. One, Ian, and Barbara visit Torchwood.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ian C., Jack H.
So Much For Keeping the Correct Time by sudipal reviews
The Doctor's timelines collide as past and present meet. Featuring Doctors One and Ten, Ian, Barbara, Martha, and Jack.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2009 - 10th Doctor, Ian C. - Complete
Fragile Things by The Seventh L reviews
Post-Trial of a Time Lord. The Doctor doesn't need his hand held, but he needs someone. And that someone's going to be Mel, whether he likes it or not.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2009 - 6th Doctor, Melanie B. - Complete
Moment In The Twilight by The Seventh L reviews
The Doctor and Frobisher watch a natural occurrence in the sky.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/26/2009 - 6th Doctor, Frobisher - Complete
All Changes Big and Small by The Seventh L reviews
Looking in the mirror, Frobisher thought he looked pretty good, even without a beak. Slight spoilers for "The Doctor's Daughter" and the end of "Journey's End". AU answer to the prompt "What if we've already seen Frobisher in the new series?"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Frobisher - Complete
The Sleeper Awakes by SnorkackCatcher reviews
It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Percy W., Dolores U. - Complete
The Four Laws of Golpalott by SnorkackCatcher reviews
A Ravenclaw student explains to his housemate why the Potions textbook contains no mention of Golpalott's Fourth Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2008 - OC - Complete
Mariel and the Pink Gown by Tamer Lorika reviews
Mariel the Warrior is bid by Lord Rawnblade himself to wear... a pink dress. Who will she kill first: Rawnblade, Dandin, or herself? Warning: Fluff!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Tree and Stone by Avon reviews
An encounter between an old Dwarf and a young Elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Legolas
The Eyes of an Elf by Avon reviews
Boromir meets his first Elf as he arrives at Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Boromir
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Subconscious Field Day
A rhapsody on themes from "Like Marbles on Glass." Doctor/Master, and anything else would be telling.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2012 - 3rd Doctor, The Master - Complete
Like Marbles on Glass reviews
The Master goes looking for the Doctor, and loses (or perhaps regains?) control. Three/Delgado!Master fluff, if such is possible.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2012 - 3rd Doctor, The Master - Complete
Super Secret Agent reviews
Inspired by an unfinished filk my uncle Curt left behind. Tune is "Supercalifragilisticexpialid ocious" from Mary Poppins. References Cold War-era racism.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - James Bond/007
Doctor Who Filk Songbook reviews
Doctor Who song parodies, to be hopefully performed someday by my band. When I have a band.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011
Time Lord's Burden reviews
Filk of the poem "White Man's Burden" by Rudyard Kipling. The Time Lords never seem to give the Doctor a break. Features Third, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Eighth, and Tenth Doctors.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Complete
Corollaries
End of the movie. River watches Simon and Kaylee, and draws her own conclusions. Implied sex.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2012 - R. Tam
The Eighth Coming reviews
Episode three. The TARDIS lands on a planet where the first seven Doctors are worshipped - and only the first seven.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - 11th Doctor
Midsummer Nights
Sarah gives England a present for the Jubilee. Yaoi Agents; England/Sarah with cosplay. Poem is the Imagination speech from "A Midsummer Night's Dream."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
C'est la Vie reviews
A collection of oneshots about the Yaoi Agents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Hungary
Mentor Hazard reviews
For "Interworld" by Neil Gaiman and Michael Reaves. Joey receives cold comfort from one of his weirder counterparts. Somewhat metafictional; mentions canon character death.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Steel City Daleks reviews
Episode 2. The Doctor encounters an old foe, and Lindsay learns some important things about herself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
Poetic Interlude 1: Clerihews reviews
Little poems about Doctor Who characters and actors, in clerihew form.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Complete
Two Aliens reviews
Episode one. In early 2012, the Doctor takes on a Companion who's more like him than he's really ready for.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Last Days reviews
The Vogons have come to destroy Earth. How much would five minutes either way have mattered? Two stories. WARNING: world ends. But you knew that.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
Through His Eyes reviews
Alfred notices an abundance of sexy Americans on Doctor Who. Yaoi Agents; after "Team Two." USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Team Two
Team One begins recruiting a second set of Agents, using the same tricks that were used on them. Various pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,541 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Hungary, England/Britain - Complete
Sounds of Silence reviews
England, America, and their Escorts have a party for the Doctor Who Series 6 premiere. But Rosa doesn't know yet who her boyfriend really is...Yaoi Agents. T just in case. Not a songfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Dana's Story reviews
How Hungary found a human girl in the Soviet House, and built an empire with her help. Yaoi Agents AU. AusHun, GerIta, JapanxOC, domestic abuse by Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Hungary - Complete
into hell, for a heavenly cause reviews
Ed and Al search for a stolen atom bomb, and meet a man seeking the Holy Grail. Years later, Germany wonders what's become of the brothers he met on the train. Post-Conqueror of Shamballa; a little Indiana Jones if you know where to look.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Alphonse E., Germany - Complete
Sarah's Story reviews
How Sarah Armstrong, cunning linguist -but don't say it to her face- came to work for Hungary. Yaoi Agents AU; USUK, UKxOC, JapanxOC, Austria/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - England/Britain, Hungary - Complete
Jealous reviews
Envy steals the secret of travel between worlds. Will he finally get some respect from his siblings? Not if Yaoi Team One has anything to say about it...Yaoi Agents AU; France/Envy. Sex and language.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Envy, France - Complete
Day Pass reviews
Or, Why Prussia Is Banned From Disneyworld. Follow-up to "Thanks for the Pranks" by Car. Background USUK and Spamano; platonic Bad Touch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Prussia, France - Complete
Youngest Son reviews
At the time of Rome's death, Britannia had four sons. This is the story of how the youngest became a great Nation. FrUK, ArthurxElizabeth
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Wheatley's Lament reviews
Some thoughts from Wheatley after the end of Portal 2. Song is "I've Grown Accustomed to Deep Space" by my uncle Curt.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Wheatley, Space Core - Complete
Loaded with Charisma
Sarah's first mission as a Yaoi Agent: getting France the girlfriend Hungary's chosen for him. Song is "One" from A Chorus Line.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - France - Complete
World Powers Game Night 2011 reviews
Every year, some of the Nations meet in Brussels to play games and act human. But they can't quite get over their histories...Game-related drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America - Complete
Verbing Weirds Language reviews
Italy notices a badly worded restaurant sign, and turns it into a game. Rated for Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Burn Life's House Down reviews
The world's two greatest lovers meet, and Hungary takes the day off. A combustible lemon.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Jack H., France - Complete
Ask Hungary 2 reviews
Hungary starts answering letters again; chaos ensues. And, perhaps, some order. Now complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 21,295 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Hungary - Complete
till you sweep them away reviews
The Great War is ending; Hungary prepares to leave Austria's house. Song is "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" by Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hungary - Complete
Just Add Water reviews
England. Stuffy, pretentious ex-empire? Not when it's raining...FrUKUS; fluffy as Arthur's eyebrows. T for implications. Country and human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Renard et Lapin reviews
This is the winner of mystmoon92's France Goes Apes**t contest, chapter 6.5 of "A Bet Too Far." At this point in the story, England likes Romano, and Spain and France are depressed. Prussia got out of the way just in time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - France, Spain - Complete
and time
Before the battle at Agincourt, England visits the house his mother built. Song is Simon and Garfunkel's "Scarborough Fair and Canticle." Ex-FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Ask Hungary reviews
A simple request for mail leads to international intrigue. Rated M for France and other yaoi. Now complete!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Hungary - Complete
The Breaking of a Nation
After losing everything, he had no choice but to go mad. Song is "Fire and Rain" by James Taylor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Russia - Complete
such a pretty pair reviews
Prussia is writing in his diary. Song is "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Prussia - Complete
In the Closet reviews
Italy goes looking for pasta...and finds a long-forgotten secret about his best friend. GerIta; an expansion of JoyHeart's oneshot of the same name.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
April Fail reviews
France is planning the best April Fool's Day ever...but gets kidnapped before he can do anything. Can Hungary and the rest of the EU rescue him? Should they? Rated for France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - France, Hungary - Complete
Eesti's New Year reviews
Estonia enters the euro zone; France throws a party...but Russia wants his former territories back. Hungary's perspective. Rated for France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Estonia, Hungary - Complete