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 Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hippopotomontrosesquippedaliophobia! (Fear of long words...) Pineapple, nutmeg, oddball, snicker, rainbow, doom and sloppy. My English teacher took points off my homework saying 'yummy' wasn't a word. It is so! I looked it up in the dictionary. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the greatest word ever. Longest word in the English language that isn't a chemical name. Since my profile happens to be very long due to my short attention span that causes me to have dozens of stories open at once and just as many profiles from which to gather stuff, if you really don't want to have to read through a bunch of random stuff, but do want to read something, I suggest the Evil Overlord List, which I believe is somewhere near the end, though not all the way down. It's a bit long (and thus hard to miss) but it's really awesome. If you read this whole profile, I officially dub you "The Person With The Longest Attention Span And The Least Things To Do In Life Ever To Grace The Planet With Their Presence". Seriously, don't bother unless you're in search of profile stuff, in which case I present the Table of Contents to give you an idea of where to look: I- Personal Info A- Silly Stuff II- Random Silly Stuff III- Collection of Tests IV- What to do in Walmart IV.5- What to do During an Exam IV.7- 100 Stupid Things To Do V-In Remembrance: Harry Potter VI- Paste this to your profile if... VII- Quotes and More a. Quotes b. Sayings c. Ponder This d. Other e. When Life Gives You Lemons... f. This is Dedicated To All Those Awkward Moments... VIII- Pointless Lists -You Know You Are Still Living In 2009 When... -The Six Truths of Life -9 Things I Hate About Everyone -Twilight VS Harry Potter -Chuck Norris Facts: Percabeth Style -Pick-Up Lines -Rearrange the Letters -Calling me fake... -Atheism B- Welcome to the Very Serious Part of my Profile X- Stereotypes XII- Drunk Driving XIV- The Story of Kazu XV- Homophobia XVII- White Rose XVIII- How Could You? XVIII.5- Angels are Friends XIX- Love Me XX- Girls XXI- Love XXI.5- Harry Potter C- Sarcasm and Laughs XXII- Important Things My Mother Taught Me XXIII- Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible: Packing Labels XXIV- How To Annoy Your Parents XXV- Harry Potter Houses XXVI- In Rememberance: HP/PJatO/TKC XXVII-Normal People VS PJO Fans XXVIII- Some Neville Love XXIX- What I'll Do When I'm An Evil Overloard XXX- You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… XXXI- You Know You're a Book Addict If... XXXI.5- You know you're Obsessed with Maximum Ride if... XXXI.7- Everything I know I've learned from CLAMP XXXII-How To Be Really Annoying XXXII.5- Sarcasm XXXIII- Poems XXXIV- Survival Kit XXXIV.V- Did you know? XXXV- English Pronunciation XXXVI- PJO Acronym XXXVII- Harry Potter Rules XXXVII.5- Song Lyrics -Beauty and the Beast -Aladdin: A Whole New World -Tangled: When Will My Life Begin? -Tangled: I See The Light -Mulan: I'll Make a Man Out of You -Mulan: Reflection -Hercules: I Won't Say (I'm In Love) -Pocahontas: Colors of the Wind -Little Wonders by Rob Thomas -Can You Feel The Love Tonight - Lion King Version -Can You Feel The Love Tonight by Elton John XXXVII.7- If We Must Die XXXVIII- Stories/Favorite Stories/ Authors/ Communities Enjoy! You know your a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades. (\ _ /) This is Bunny. (Put this on your page if you like music) Put this in your profile ////\\\\ GO NINJAS!!! Post The Stairs ••) .•).•.•) .•) My name is Thoughtkid. I'm a girl. My Favorite Books: No order 1. Maximum Ride 2. Harry Potter 3. Percy Jackson and the Olympians 4. Hunger Games 5. Inkheart Trilogy 6. Ender's Game Series 7. Kane Chronicles 8. The Snow Spider Trilogy 9. A Tale of Time City 10. Power of Three 11. Lord of the Rings 12. Swallows and Amazons One of the main reasons I made this account is to try to create a Very Long profile. Did I succeed? Who knows. ... Well I know because I can see it, but... Yes I know I know, but do they know? Well obviously, they can see it too. But who is they? Now that is something I don't and probably won't know. Oh well... This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who died of cancer. Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who died of a heart attack or heart disease. If you support Werewolf rights, then copy and paste this to your profile. Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE I got this from flyaway111, who got it from St. Fang of Boredom, who got it from Randomitis Sufferer, who got it from BellaRide28. This is so true: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. 11 LAYERS OF YOU LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE Your perfect pizza: Cookie Pizza with lots of candy on it LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW: LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK: LAYER FIVE: DO YOU? LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD LAYER NINE: IN A GIRL/GUY LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAYER 11:FINISH THE SENTENCE Got a problem with me? Solve it. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you, But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, And so is your head. This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. . . . Now go read the third word in each line :D Love is patient Love is Kind Love is slowly losing your mind For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!" Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when you’re so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when you’re crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's ok. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and you’re the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you watch a movie or read a book and you start being the characters in the book along with being yourself! Crazy is when you force yourself to become slap happy to lessen a blow. Crazy is when you change the lyrics to 'Frosty the Snowman' and walk around the playground singing 'Frosty the Snow Pile!' Crazy is when someone says “You’re crazy!” and you grin in a maniac way, start rocking back and forth in your chair and answer “You’ve just realised?!” Crazy is when you dance in front of the whole school with a book on your head just to see if anyone will comment. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! 10 Commandments of a Teenager Rejected Harry Potter Book Titles Harry Potter and the Time They Just Sat There For 300 Pages Harry Potter Releases His Debut Album: I WILL Survive! Harry Potter and the Never Ending Story Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Scone Harry Potter and the Quest for the Holy Grail Harry Potter and the Widely Speculated Yet Not Touched Upon Future Book Titles Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alcatraz Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher Harry Potter and Secrets of the Bed Chamber Harry Potter and the Record of Most Bails out of Azkaban Harry Potter and Too Many Goblets of Firewhisky Harry Potter Ordering Around the Phoenix Harry Potter and the 3/4 Blood Prince Harry Potter and the Harry Potter Movies -Major Plot Points Excluded Harry Potter and the Highly Unnecessary Yet Mildly Amusing Rejected Title YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Hot damn! THIS COOKIE IS AN EVIL GENIUS!" You live off of sugar and caffeine. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense and in Shakesperine where you add ith on the end of words. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) This is awesome, even though millions of people have already seen it: If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Test: 37 Secrets About Yourself. 1) have you ever been asked out? 2) where did you get your default picture? 3) what's your middle name? 4) your current relationship status? 5) does your crush like you back? 6) what is your current mood? 7) what color of underwear are you wearing? 8) what color shirt are you wearing? 9) Missing something? 10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? 11) if you must be an animal for one day, what? 12) ever had a near death experience? 13) something you do a lot? 14) the song stuck in your head? 15) who did you copy and paste this from? 16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU? 17) when was the last time you cried? 18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience? 9) if you could have one super power what would it be? 20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 21) what do you usually order from starbucks? 22) what's your biggest secret? 23) favorite color? 24) do you still watch kiddie shows? 25) what are you? 26) do you speak any other language? 27) what's your favorite smell? 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? fantastic (as in fantasy, not wonderful, though its not horrible) 29) have you ever kissed in the rain? 30) what are you thinking about right now? 31) what should you be doing? 32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry? my best friend 33) do you like working in the yard? 34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? 35) do you act differently around the person you like ? 36) what is your natural hair color? 37) who was the last person to make you cry? This is a quiz. Whats the last book you read? Umm... I'm currently reading "Fang" and just finished "Max". What's on your TV right now? How should I know? Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? I told my mom that "Yes, I am eating a spaghetti sandwich." Where are you? In my bed, right next to my pillow. What was the last thing you ate? A spaghetti sandwich. What's your personality like? I'm kind of silly, unobservant and mean, but I do have some feelings, I just don't like to show them. I hate crying and needing help. I think of myself as better than most other people and I don't believe in love. What was the last thing you thought? I don't really know how to translate my thoughts into words. What was the last thing you dreamed and when? Last nights I think I dreamed an email I sent to my friend, but I don't actually remember. It's one of those things where I don't know whether it's a memory or a dream. You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Invest it, save it, eventually build my house. Also, but a ton of chocolate. Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My lamp. What are you eating/drinking right now? Saliva. I'm in my room, on my bed and not hungry. I'm not eating. What are you writing RIGHT NOW? I have only one story and I'll soon be writing my math exam answers. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 19 and find the second paragraph. What is it?"Yes, she will," Angel said calmly. How badly was I -From "Fang", Book 6 of the Maximum Ride Series. What's it like being you? Hilarious, quiet and somewhat annoyed. Easy. What are your thoughts on writing? It's fun on occasion, but I can't do it when told to, it has to be when I feel like it. How tall are you? 5' 5.5" What book are you currently reading? Fang, Dealing With Dragons, Doomsday book, Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children, Brave New World, Gregor the Overlander, Catching Fire. Yeah, I'm not good at sticking to one book at a time. I'm also reading Antigone, for school. Well, what do you like reading? Fantasy, Sci-Fi, History. Preferably with a happy ending. The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Maximum Ride, A Little Princess, Napoleon and the Napoleonic Wars, Inkheart, and many many other things I can't think of at the moment. What music are you listening to? The sweet sound of silence. Literally silence. Not some song called "The sweet sound of silence". What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? My email. Or possibly Facebook. But only for a moment, before delving into the world of Fanfiction. What was the last thing you cooked? I made cookies a couple days ago. I was trying to make cookies as big as te ones they had at summer camp, and I almost did it, but not quite. What color are the walls of the room you are in? White. Creative, no? Do you know who the governor of your state is? Nope. I don't live in a state. Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup. I've always hated mustard. How many different programs are on your computer right now? Hardly any, I just got this lovely new laptop. What is the weather like? Bright and sunny with a 97% chance of rain, as always. Are you going on vacation this summer and where? I'm going to summer camp to learn Psychology. It will be awesome. Anything else? I'm me. Couldn't ask for anything better. What's your favourite article of clothing? Shoes. I love shoes. Particularly boots. Who is the most special person to you? Myself. I don't actually have a best friend or crush and 'm not incredibly close to my parents. I get along great with one brother and okay with the other, but have no actual love for any human on this Earth. What's your favorite childhood memory? Since I can technically still be counted as a child, my favorite memory at the moment is the days befoore my dance show, when we were all dancing eight hours a day. It was fantastic. Scariest moment of your life? I've never been rationally scared, but this one time when me and my family went hiking in these caves, we got to the edge, like a hundred feet above the ocean and I was sitting on the rocks looking down into a huge whirlpool and I was actually scared. Not that I fell and died, of course. One word that would best describe you? Me. There isn't a good word that describes all of who I am. What is your favorite month in the summer? February. It's cold and pretty. What's your favorite number? 8. What does your name mean? It's the name of the welsh Goddess of the Moon, Stealer of Souls and Fairy Queen. Not bad. What does your user name mean: Sun is the name of the star that the Earth (that's the planet I live on) orbits. Moon is the name of the piece of rock that orbits the Earth. Sea is the name of the great bodies of water on the Earth. Sky is the name of the layer of gases around the Earth. What is your favorite Disney movie? Tangled, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Mulan, Pocahontas, etc. All of them. What made you smile today? This Fanfiction I read that was really hilarious. Last rainbow you saw? A really long time ago. Do you want a hair cut? Sometimes, when it gets annoying. But then I don't bother and just leave it. Are you musically inclined? I love music. I can't play it, but I used to sing. Have you ever been in a fight? I fake fought my Theater teacher, when we were doing sword fighting. And I have fought my brother. Got bruises from it. Anything else interesting happen to you in your life? Why do you care? What is your favorite outfit? My blue and pink outfit. I know what I'm talking about. If you could choose the dumbest thing you've ever said, what would it be? I've said many dumb things. It's why I've chosen to become a mute. Almost. A big secret you'd like to share with the world? If I shared it with the world, it would no longer be a secret. But I haven't really got any big important secrets. One Hundred Questions: 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? My knee. I fell off my bike and into a bush. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Two picture frames, one with a painting the other with a photo, a ceramic unicorn, a non-working clock, posters of battleship, rocket launch, volcano, wolf, ballet dancer, monster (not all together), stickers, paint, dist, spiders. 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I've been told that I sit up, open my eyes and talk in my sleep. 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Rock, Pop or Techno. 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 10ish AM 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To not have to go to school, 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? CTY. 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My key chains and rocks. And shoes. And books. 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 0.0016764 km 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Only when I feel like I should. Otherwise I'm fine. I do love having space, though. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? I love the dark. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My old babysitter, when she died. 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I have no idea. 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Blond hair, blue eyes or black hair and green eyes. But really dark hair and eyes look awesome, too. 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I'll never get married, making this question pointless. 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither. Coffe beans covered in chocolate taste good though. 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? I like shrimp. And meatball. I've yet to try octopus, but they sell it at the local pizza place, so I should do that sometime. 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I'd rather not eat right now, bbut probably a really rich chocolate peanut butter browie fudge cake with lots of chocolate ice cream. 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Ummm... Meaningful in what way? I got a laptop for my most recent birthday, even though I broke my previous laptop by dropping it. That was fairly meaningful. 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Nope. Not since I was nine. 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No, but that would be so cool. 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Anything that works. 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? I have a horse. My family in general has a cat and three dogs. We used to have four cats, but one died from a disease, another was killed by the dogs and the last just disappeared. 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Mixed not much. 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I don't believe in love. 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Why would you do that? 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 42 31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES IN BOYS? Blonds 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My mom, to ask who is picking us up from school. 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? My brother. And math. 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I've been to Spain, Germany, Ireland and Poland. 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I love sugar. 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I've met a couple astronauts. 37. FIRST JOB? None so far. 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope. Always wanted to. 41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Taking a shower. 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No. 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? I tend to be antisocial, but usually my eyes. 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Got them now. So annoying. 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? My birthday was really recently, I haven't thought that far in advance. Oh wait, yes i have. I want a car. 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Zero. 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? A Welsh Fairy Goddess of Horses, the Moon and the Stealer of Souls. 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Sometimes. 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever my dad buys. 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's somewhat cool, but no one else can read it, it's too loopy. 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey. 52. ANY BAD HABITS? Scratching, picking at cuts, playing with nails, etc. These are better than the ones i used o have (biting nails, chewing on hair) but I've got to do something, or I'll go insane. 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Embarrassed? About music? And who has CDs anymore? 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably not, I don't think I'm very nice or easy to get along with. 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not if you live in a fairy tale. 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Glare and threaten. Sometimes just push back into head and ignore. 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? CTY or Colorodo 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Teddy Bears and cars. 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Enough. 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No! I have never once used sarcasm in my whole, entire, freaking life! Nope, never. 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and cheese with mashed potatoes on the side. 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY? I don't. 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? ASRotW, Boofle, 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? I pay no attention to bands. Songs, it's all about the songs. 68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?I don't have television, so I don't know. 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? When I was in seventh grade I got 1680. I haven't taken it since then. 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate. 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes. 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Two hours ago. 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There were no a lot of numbers. 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? No idea. 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Sure, why not. It's a good thing to do when you want to avoid actual working. 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Coquies outside my window. 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water. 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My brother. 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Height. Face. 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Me Against the World. 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Collars of shirts that aren't neat. 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? February. 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio. 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown. 86. EYE COLOR? Green. 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Church's Chicken. They have biscuits. 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Eh. 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Doctor Who. 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas. 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? No. 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? What? 95. KISSES OR HUGS? Neither. Respect the bubble. 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships. But neither is better. 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A bottle of water. 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't have one. One day, I hope to have a flying car. 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Fang. 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL?? Try it without looking at answers 1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...) 4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…. 5) Add the digits together Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL 1. Einstein 2. Nelson Mandela 3. Amelia Earheart 4. Artemis 5. Bill Gates 6. Gandhi 7. Brad Pitt 8. Hitler 9. SUNMOONSEASKY IS AMAZING AND WILL FOREVER BE YOUR ROLE MODEL!!!!!!!!! 10. Barack Obama I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it! PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!! Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9 Listen! [1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5 1. Opening Credits: 4 In The Morning- Gwen Stefani The Real RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. We Are The Champions IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Seven Wonders- Fleetwood Mac (So I'm Wonderful?) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Womanizer-Britney Spears (Okay, maybe in Opposite Land) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Breakaway- Gypsy And The Cat WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? What Makes You Think You're The One?- Fleetwood Mac WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Bring Me To Life- Evanescence WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? In The Shadows- The Rasmus (Er, somewhat true, but I wouldn't put it that way.) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Mockingbird- Rob Thomas WHAT IS 2 2? Best Friend- Toybox (Er, my best friend is great at math.) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Kill The Rock- Mindless Self Indulgence WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Ojos Asi- Shakira WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Bleeding Love- Leona Lewis WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Running To You- he Cars (Well, usually it's running away from you) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? My Favorite Dream- Mae WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Boulevard of Broken Dreams- Green Day WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? World Turning- Fleetwood Mac (Well, I do want to change the world) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Twisted- Joni Mitchell (Er, what?) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? Bridge Over Troubled Water- Simon & Garfunkel WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? I Write Sins Not Tragedies- Panic! At The Disco WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW? Sic Semper Tyrannis- Mae WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Raised on Robbery-Joni Mitchell WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? We Are The Champions- Queen Another quiz: 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Percy Jackson. THE ANSWERS Quiz: 1. Grab the nearest book to you and open up to page 81 line 4. the snow on top of the hedge. (very dramatic) 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? umm... the wall. 3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Losers (well I watched it on a tv, though it wasn't "on tv") 4. Without looking guess what time it is? 8:42 5. What time is it: 8:43 (so close) 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My brothers being sent to bed. 7. When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing? Yesterday night, getting groceries out of the car. 8. Before you started this what did you look at? Windows Media Player 9. What are you wearing? Green T-Shirt and white shorts. 10. Did you dream last night? Yes, but I can't remember of what. 11. When did you last laugh? Five min. ago, while reading a fanfic story. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Pictures, shelves, paint, crayon, spider, glow stars. 13. Seen anything weird lately? A "ROAD CLOSED" sign in the middle of a lava flow over the road. I think it ties with a toilet in a wheelbarrow sitting outside the kindergarten classroom. 14. What do you think of this quiz? It's interesting. 15. What is the last film you've saw? The Losers 16. If you became a multi-millionare over night what would you buy? A whole lot of unnecesary electronic gadgets, a huge bookstore, and I'd invest a whole lot in medical science, against child abuse and for world peace. 17. If your first child is a girl what would you name it? Diana, its a beautiful name, and the goddess of the moon, just as my name is. 18. If your first child is a boy what would you name it? Nico? I never really thought about it. Other Names: 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Rhiannon 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Rhi-izzle (hahahahahahahahahahahahaha) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal):Black wolf 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Zoe Flores (huh) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Nolrhell (Now that's strange) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Silver Milkshake (Whaaaaaaaaaaat?) 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Suzannah (:D) 8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Shadow (Nice) 9. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):Hlzorta Yet another quiz thingy: Name your top 10 favorite PJO characters in no particular order: 1. Nico 2. Thalia 3. Hades 4. Annabeth 5. Travis 6. Connor 7. Athena 8. Zeus 9. Bessie (the Ophiotaurus) 10. Random Party Pony 1. Have you ever read a one/four romance?Would you? NicoXAnnabeth? No and NO WAY!!! I'm sure they exist, but... PercyXAnnabeth and NicoXThalia rule the universe. 2. What would be your reaction if six wanted to go out with ten? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Connor wants to go out with a party pony? Hahahaha... 3. What would be the title for an eight/Three fic? Zeus and Hades? Common Household War. 4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving two,five, and nine? Thalia, Travis and Bessie huh... Adventure. 5. If seven played a sport, what would it be? Athena. Whose brain explodes from information overload last. She'd win. Always. Her brain would never explode. 6. Where would two and four go if they were dating? Thalia and Annabeth dating? They'd go shopping in Greece, 'cause I say so. But did the man with the say-so say so? you or anyone you know think six is hot? Connor Stoll? Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8.Would you read an eight/five fic? ZeusXTravis? Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! 9. What would be the warning on a ten/seven fic? ZeusXRandomPartyPony. Warning: Extremely queer and nonsensical. 10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until nine runs off to marry five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of one and settles into a happy relationship with three. Annabeth is in a happy relationship with Bessie (huh?), until Bessie runs off to marry Travis (A cow/fish can NOT marry a demigod). Annabeth is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Zeus (Eww!!!) until Zeus cheats on Annabeth with Thalia. (Are you kidding me? His own daughter? Jeez!) Annabeth finally takes the advice of Nico and settles into a happy relationship with Hades (WTF?). My comment: WHAT THE F*? 1. Luna 2. James Sirius 3. Dumbly 4. Paddy 5. Lily 6. Nev 7. Tommy Boy 8. Sev 9. Moony 10.Prongs 11. Gred 12. Forge 01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Nev/Gred? Nope. 02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Padfoot. Totally!!!! 03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Forge getting Sev pregnant. Mental shiver. That's scary. 04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? Yes! Yes! Yes! I can't think of any right now, but there are some great ones!!!! 05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? James II/Neville... No 06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Lily/Moony or Lily/Prongs? Lily/Prongsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Tom Riddle walked in on James II and Georgie having sex, he would take the time to be thoroughly disturbed before he killed them for being blood traitors. 08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Albie/Jamsie: Dumbles, Prongs, Invisibility cloaks, Lemon Sherbets and Purple Seahorses come together for an epic tale you won't soon forget. 09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? Luna/Sev. I certainly hope not. 10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Tom/George: Eeeeek! Well, I suppose 'Uncomfortable Situations springs to mind. 11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Sirius becomes evil from his time and must rape Luna to redeem himself. 12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Tommy Slash. Not that I know of. 13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Albie het. Maybe. 14.) Does anyone on your friends list, write, or draw Eleven? Fred. Yup. 15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Prongs-V3/Paddy/Lily Nope. 16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Prongs would scream 'Ahhhhhhhhhhh!' 17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Some think about being a git. 18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Probable Explosions 19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Not gonna answer this one. Granddaddy can't use pick-up lines on his Grandson. 20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Yesterday 21.) What is Six's super-secret kink? Dunno 22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Drunk. Very Drunk. 23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? Between Albie and Tommy, Voldy I think. 24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. Luna and Moony are in a happy relationship until Moony suddenly runs off with Padfoot (YES!!!!). Luna, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Fred and a brief unhappy affair with George, then follows the wise advice of Lily and finds true love with Dumbles. I'mm call it 'Accidental Perfection at the Expense of the Wizarding World'. 25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Tom/Sev... Worried for JK's sanity. Surprise! More Quizzes! Favorites Weasley? Fred and George Character, Overall? Luna or Charlie Female character Luna Male Charcter? Sirius Black Group Of Characters? Marauders Adult? Prof. Flitwick Professor? Lupin or Flitwick Ship? James/Lily Spell? Levicorpus. Sweet? Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans Place? Hogwarts Weasley Twin? Fred Product? Dunno, they're all pretty awesome. Shop? Weasleys Wizard Wheezes!!!! Honeydukes!!! Zonko's!!! Least Favorites Weasley? Percy Character, Overall? Pettigrew Female? Umbitch, I mean Umbridge Male? Pettigrew Adult? Pettigrew and Umbridge Student? Creevey. So annoying. Spell? Crucio Book? Order of Phoenix Ship? Harry/Cho Sweet? Cockroach Clusters Death Eater? Pettigrew Shop? Borgin and Burkes Place? The Lake where Dumbledore and Harry find the locket Professor? Umbridge and Lockhart This Or That? Harry or Ron? Deh Chosen One. Ron is an idiot. Hermione or Ginny? Hermy. Neville or Seamus? Nev. So much cooler. Snape or Slughorn? Snape. He's a git, but Slughorn is worse. Fred or George? Gred. Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Barny Weasley/Gin-Gin!! Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ronny/Hermione. They're meant to be. Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Potter for President/Luna, she's more awesome. Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ickle Ronniekins/Hermy Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Hermy-Own-Ninny/Krumster. Harry's taken. Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? 'Mione/Weasley King ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Fine Whiskey. Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? The Three Broomsticks. James/Lily or Snape/Lily? Jamsie/Lils! No competition! Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Big school on a rock. Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley, way more cool places! Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor. Behold the peacocks! Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Bertie Bott's Every Flavor beans. Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Daily Prophet. Great Pictures. Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? You mean to kill? Both. Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? Ravenclaw. Griffindors are suicidal morons, with few exceptions. Random Have you Been to A Release Party? Nope. Ever cried while reading one of the books? Not once, though my eyes almost teared up once. A Movie? NEVA! Books or Movies? Books. The movies got a lot of stuff wrong. Had A Dream About Harry Potter? The characters have starred, but they were mixed with my own alternate realities. Been To A Fansite? Umm... Why is this on Fanfiction.com? Been to JKR’s Site? Once or twice. Have You Ever Roleplayed? Nope. If So/Do..Who were you/ are you? I replied in a negative manner. Did you use to have an absurd theory? Nay, I say. What was it? What part of my answer didn't you understand? The N or the O? Did you/Do you hide your obbsession? Of course not!I'm a Harry Potter Fangirl and proud of it! Did it/Does it work? Of course it did! Everyone knows I'm insane. Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? Eh, yes. I want as a witch for Halloween once. Got the robes and everything! Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”? I know! It's so cute! Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials? How interesting I hadn't noticed that. But they won't; Boy-Who-Lived/Gin-Gin & Hermy/Won-Won. Did you just try to prove that wrong? No, but it could be if 'Mione didn't change her name. Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike? Obviously. Fiery Red-Heads with look-alike husbands. One of each pair had been in love with the other since first meeting them and it took fo'eva for the other to realize they loved them back. Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like? Not really, Great minds think alike, so the same should be true for not-so-great minds. Do you know what fanfiction is? Oh, no way! I've never even heard of it! Note:Sarcasm Ever Been To A Fanfiction site? No. No I haven't (sarcasm). Are you a member of a fanfiction site? THIS IS ON A FANFICTION SITE, DIMWIT! What site? . It's not like I'm on it or anything! Do you write fanfiction? Eh, I read it a lot more. Do you like to write fanfiction? Somewhat. Like I said, I'm more of a reader. Ever had Harry Potter Candy? No, but now I know what to put on my Christmas list. Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff? Not a whole lot. Books, movies, robes, tie. Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? No, but I have the Wii game of HBP. Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? No, but I really ought to get one. What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too? None in particular. Fiery Red Head I, I suppose. TemperIntelligent=Me Do You Agree With This? Abosoutly, without a doubt. What Are They? I don't know, but I doubt they appreciate being referred to as objects. This should be "Who are they?" Do you object to being Called By them? How does one get Called?Is it painful? Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession? They are also obsessed. Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? Not really. What’s One? (You don’t have to explain) I said I didn't have any. Weren't you listening? Dunderhead. Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? Not particularly. Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter? I can safely say it is not the worst thing that could have happened. Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? The disappointment when I didn't is still fresh in my memory after three years! Have you re-read the books? Multiple time, with the exception of Order of Phoenix. Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party? Unfortunately, no. Have You Had An RP Party? Ah, no. That would be fun. Do You Want To? It would be interesting. Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical? Haha, no, but I watched one! Have You Ever Wrote One? Definitely not. Do You Want To? Not really. Have you ever entered a contest to win something Harry Potter? No If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it No Are You Going To Write One? No IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? YES!! Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? No, but you're getting close. You have achieved placement on my personal "To Brutally Murder" list. Questions: Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Deathly Hallows, closely followed by Prisoner of Azkaban. Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Sorcerer’s Stone Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Luna, Nev, Sirius, Lils. What house do you prefer to be in? Ravenclaw or Slytherin. But what house would you think you'll be in? Ravenclaw. Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Sir Nicholas de Mimsy Porpington What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Charms. Flitwick is da bomb! Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Prof. Flitwick. Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Beater. I'd like to be seeker, but I wouldn't be very good at it. Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Beater Who do you want to make friends with? Mr. Moony, Lily-Flower, Sirius-ly Hot, Jamsie-Poo, Prof. Minnie, Hagrid. If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Dumbledore and Luna! Why would he/she be your best buddy? They are wise and insane. We would get along famously! Which character in the book can you relate to? Luna, I guess. I have my own version of reality and no one really understands it or wants to hear about it. What pet would you get? Owl!!! It would be such a useful pet! If not possible, I'd probably get a tiger or jaguar, saying they never specify what kind of cat. If's (if questions): If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? I would see myself as successful and famous person, unite with nature and understanding the universe. If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Probably, but I would hesitate first and wonder just how stupid I was being. Then my pride would get in the way of my rationality, at which point I would follow my friend to try and save them. If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? AWESOME!!!!! I would stare at him quizzically until I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth and invite him in for tea. What would be his reaction to your reaction? Who are you? And why do you seem to know so much about me?' If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, whom would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Voldy! Anything to take him down a notch. If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? No, I would consider them a mark of my determination against evil and only use them to gather support against Umbitch all else failed. More questions: Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Myself. I don't do dances. Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Hermione Granger. Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Mix Dumbledore and Harry. What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? A kind of bright reddish color. Scarlet, maybe? What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Pink What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Silver Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Not particularly. If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? I would use it in competitions so I could win. It's not prohibited in the muggle world. Do you like the books more or the movies? Books. The movies get it very wrong. I have a picture in my head and anything else inspires annoyance. Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius Black!!!! He is also my favorite character in the whole series. What would your Patronus take shape in? Wolf or Raccoon. What would be your Animagus form? Wolf What subject do you want to be the best in? Every Single One. I'd probably be pretty good at Potions, and DADA, but I'd suck at Divination. This or that: Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Paddy the Awesome. Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius-ly Black Hermione or Cho? She-Who-Knows-Everything. James Potter or Snape? Prongs! Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid! The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders. So much fun, so little time. Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus. Turning into an animal would be incredibly useful and I could always cast a Dissillusionment Charm Harry or Ron? The-Boy-Who-Wouldn't-Die. Fleur or Tonks? 'Dora. Hermione or Ginny? Miss Granger Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Vicky! Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Lovely Luna Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Ah, that depends on what i'm doing at the time. If I want a wise old nutter, Dumbly. If I want a Partner-In-Crime, Peeves. Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Aragog, I think. I like spiders and Grawp just makes me a bit nervous of being stepped on. Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes! I could use another few lifetimes supplies of candy. Mine don't deem to last very long. Bertie Botts' Every Flavor Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. Imagine how funny it would be to give my friends bags of only the horrible ones! Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors. They kill for good, not for evil. Or, so they say. Dumbledore or Voldemort? His Headship, Dumbly-dorr! Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bella. She is awful, but at least she can blame it on insanity. However, Cissy does save Scarhead's life. Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? First Task: Dragon. Third Task: Maze with Voldemort on the other side. Give me a dragon any day! Is this survey fun or boring? Fun. I am enjoying coming up with answers to your fantabulous questions. Another Potter survey made by Professor Cassandra :) Question 1: What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite? My favorite was Deathly Hallows, because it really showed a magnificent story line, with action, danger, loss and triumph at every turn. My least favorite was Order of Phoenix, because Harry was acting like a true teenager throughout the book. Well, that and the story just wasn't written very well, with gaping holes and long periods of nothing. Question 2: What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite? I don't particularly like the movies, but my favorite is the Sorcerer's Stone. I really didn't like Order of Phoenix, except for the Twin's departure scene. Question 3: Who is your favorite character? Ah... Sirius Black. Question 4: What is your favorite spell? Sectumsempra, Confringo, Expecto Patronam, Expulso, Legilimens, Reducto, Stupefy. I like offensive and explosive spells. Question 5: Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts? Moony, while he was there. Otherwise, The Charms Master. Question 6: Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)? Dragon Bad-Faith. Love 'im. Question 7:Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student? Gred and Forge, the Infamous. Question 8: What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into? I want to be in Slytherin, but I'd probably end up in Ravenclaw. I like to think I'm a lot more cunning than I am. Sad really. Question 9: Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters? Order. We must fight Chaos!!!!!! Question 10: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be? The mighty Padfoot, during the Marauder's Era. Question 11: Who would be your best friend? Luna Lovegood. Both of us have a peculiar view on 'ze world and talk of things no one else understands. Question 12: Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this? Grrr... Question 13: What is your favorite magical creature? The dragon. They would be the most amazing pets, (My house isn't made of wood) Question 14: What is your favorite class at Hogwarts? Charms. Question 15: Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid? As long as I can take her out again and wait until she is partially dissolved before throwing her in front of a firing squad that takes tor to an erupting volcano and leaves her there. Question 16: What character would you dress up as for Halloween? Bellatrix. She is insane, but for some reason I love her character. Question 17: How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows? On the internet... Question 18: How did you get into Harry Potter? I had to read the first book for school in the fifth grade and fell in love as a consequence. Question 19: What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series? Watching Deathly Hallows when it first came out. Question 20: Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it? No. I believe in the characters, not the actors. Question 21: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beauxbatons? Hoggy, Warty, Hogwarts! Question 22: What was your favorite Triwizard task? The dragon. I love magical creatures of all sorts and stealing from dragons is definitely on my top ten To Do list. Question 23: Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape? Git. Overgrow Bat. Idiotic Moron. Evil Potions Master. Question 24: Do you read or write fanfiction? No, duh. Question 25: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life? Every. Single. One. Question 26: What position would you play in Quidditch? Beater. I'd like to play seeker, but I doubt I'd be any good at it. Hitting balls with a bat while flying, however... Question 27:What was your favorite moment in any of the books? Really liked the Twins escape. And the Battle of Hogwarts. And the Quidditch games!!! Question 28: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently? Sirius shouldn't have fallen in the curtain and the whole of the fifth book (minus the Weasley Escape) should be re-written. Question 29: Would you join the DA? Wouldn't even hesitate. Question 30: Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend? No. He was a fairly individual person. Any girl with sense would have seen that he didn't care about them. Question 31: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to? Ninguno! I love my name. If I had to change it, I'd change it to Lily. Question 32: What type of wand would you have? The Elder Wand!!!! Just Kidding, I'd have a wand made of ironwood and unicorn tail. Question 33: What would your pet be? An owl, though I might get a tiger just to be able to say "Well, you didn't specify what kind of cat." Question 34: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be? The Malfoys. Think of what I could do with that money and influence! Plus, I've always wanted to try being a spoiled brat and not have anyone question it. Question 35: Which Hallow would you most like to have? The cloak. Invisibility would be a fantastic power, and although I want the Elder wand, I'm quite sure it would corrupt me. Question 36: What is your favorite horcrux? Ravenclaw's Diadem. It seems to me the most symbolic horcrux. Question 37: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals? Snape. Snape. Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE! Oh, my poor button! Question 38: What would your patronus be? Wolf, probably. Or, maybe a raccoon. Question 39: What would be your animagus form? Same as my patronus, a wolf or raccoon. Question 40: Who is your favorite Marauder? Mister Padfoot. Question 41: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first? Gringotts! I've gots to get me gold! Question 42: Favorite member of the Black family? Sirius Black. Question 43: Favorite member of the Weasley family? Forge. Or maybe Charlie. Question 44: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup? Harry Bloody Potter. Question 45: Who is your favorite actor in the films? I don't really like the actors. I like the characters. Question 46: (insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here). Miss Imaginary should totally play Lily Luna Potter. Question 47: What would you wear to the Yule Ball? Erm... a dress? I don't really know. Question 48: How many times have you read the series? Depends. I've read most of the books at least four times, but I only read the fifth book twice, 'cause I didn't like it. Question 49: Who is your favorite couple? Lovely Lily/Elvendork Question 50: Did you like this survey? Good times, good times. Rules are you can only say guilty or innocent. You can't explain any of your answers unless someone asks you! Asked someone to marry you? Innocent Kissed one of your Facebook friends? Innocent Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent Ever told a lie? Guilty Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back? Innocent Kissed a picture? Guilty Slept in until 5 PM? Innocent Fallen asleep at work/school? Innocent Held a snake? Innocent Been suspended from school? Innocent Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent Stolen from a store? Innocent Been fired from a job? Innocent Done something you regret? Guilty Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Innocent Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent Kissed in the rain? Innocent Sat on a roof top? Guilty Kissed someone you shouldn't? Innocent Sang in the shower? Guilty Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent Shaved your head? Innocent Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Innocent Had communication w/ your ex? Innocent DATING Someone? Innocent A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/ cab fare? Innocent Milked a cow? Innocent Enjoyed your vegetables as a child? Innocent Spoiled as a child? Guilty Written love notes but never handed them out? Innocent Draw in class instead of doing your work? Guilty Girls: has your BF ever taken you to the dollar movie theatre? Innocent Enjoy music? Guilty Spend more time on your MySpace than cleaning your room? Innocent Want to be a monster? Guilty Get embarrassed easy? Guilty Is 7 your lucky number? Innocent Are you an early bird? Innocent Do you write poetry? Guilty Know how to swim? Guilty Have a hidden stash of money? Guilty Clean your ears? Guilty Like the sound of the ocean? Guilty Da Quiz #IDON'EVENKNOW Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (or you shall be stalked and punished by lack of cookies)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile! 1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking Your Guy Side: You love hoodies. Total= 14 That's just sad. YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You hate wearing the color black You like wearing jewelry. Total= 5. Really sad. PREP X You own a cell phone. Total: 2 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colors. Total: 3 PUNK X You can skateboard Total: 0 GEEK X You love the computer. Total: 6 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl Total: 1 HARDCORE//SCENE X You like loud music. Total: 3 WHERE ARE YOU FROM??? British You drink a lot of tea. You know what a brolly is. Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. You wanted Alex to win X Factor. You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." Fish and Chips are yummy. You can eat a Full English Breakfast. You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. Its futball.. not ... soccer. Total: 1 Australian You wear flip flops all year You call them "thongs" not "flip flops". You love a backyard barbie. You know a barbie is not a doll. You love the beach. Sometimes you swear without realizing. You're a sports fanatic. You are tanned. You're a bit of a bogan. You have an australian something. Total: 4 Italian The Sopranos is a great show. Your last name ends in a vowel. Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces. You know how a real meatball tastes. You know Italian songs. You have darkish hair. You speak SOME Italian. You are under 5'10''. Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world. You talk with your hands. Total: 5 Spanish You say member instead of remember. You speak Spanish. You like tacos. You know what a puta is. You talk fast. You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. You know what platanos are. You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero. Total: 6 Russian You say villain as: Vee-lon. You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi You know of somebody named Natasha. You don't get cold easily. You get into contests all the time. You can make do with the cold weather. You love listening to trance. Total: 2 Polish Your parents let you drink. You know what a pizda is. You have Pierogi at least once a week. People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish. People randomly call you their best friend. You have made/know what pisanki are. You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup. Total: 1 Irish You think beer is the best. You have a bad temper. Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly. You have blue or green eyes. You like the color green. You have been to a St. Paddys day party. You have a family member from Ireland. You have/had freckles. Your family get togethers always include drinking. You have an odd love of leprechauns. You have four leaf clovers. Total: 6 Asian You have slanty/small eyes. You eat rice a lot. You are good at math. You have played the piano. (I did for like a month while visiting my Great Aunt, but haven't since...) You have family from Asia. You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. Most people think you're Chinese. You have glasses/contacts. You call hurricanes typhoons. You go to Baulko. You play Handball more than once a week. You know what DDR is. Total: 5 German You like bread. You think American Chocolate is good. You Speak some German. You know what Schnitzel is. You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. You went to Pre-school. You're over 5'10". You know the real meaning of "Fag". You make pretty words sound scary. You enjoy watching the military. You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany. Total: 7 Canadian You like to ride 4 wheelers. You love beer. You say eh. You know what poutine is. You speak french. You love Tim Horton's. At one point you lived in a farm house. You watch/watched Degrassi. You play/ played hockey or watch it. You know who Massari is. Total: 2 French You like french toast. You love wine. You speak a little or are fluent in French You have eaten a snail. You like fashion. You have been to France. You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. You say "Zut" instead of damn. You own a beret. You actually know what a beret is. Total: 3 American You hate foreigners. You hate non - Christians. You've been to more then 5 states. You're lazy. You are not cultured. You don't read. You shop at Walmart. You spell colour "color". Total: 3 Greek You're very loud. Your family alone makes a small city. You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house You share a bathroom with 5 people. (Can it be considered as 3 people?) You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light". You go to church every Sunday. You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party. You have a last name that's hard to pronounce. You eat potatoes with the skin ON it. Total: 2 Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc) You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are. You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses! You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is. You can eat really good spicy food! You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home. You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St. You have any sort of ATN channel. You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is. You love eating Tandoori Chicken. You have relatives you've never even heard of. Total: 2 EGYPTIAN: You are smart in math or science. Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers. All you eat is kabab and kofta. Your parents have one car that's a Toyota. Your house actually does not smell like food. (It smells like cats, actually.) You have like 67890 middle names. Total: 3 Native You have been to a pow wow. You have a native name You are more than a quarter native. You know what tribe your ancestors were in. You have painted your face like a warrior. You have been to a native exhibit out of school. You play/played lacrosse. You have eaten salmon. Total: 3 Scottish You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent. One of your family members has an accent. You actually don't mind bagpipes. Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere. You've heard the song "Scotland the brave". No matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings. Any team playing England is your best friend. You have tried haggis. You drink tap water. You know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura". Total: 2 New Zealand You get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there. You know what a barbie is. You hate aussies You know what an 'aussie' is. You know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings. You like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps. You know what L&P is and you like it! Total: 1 Ah... this amused me. Of course, I'm not really any of these, but it's still fun. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' If you even know what an original walkman is. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. 20 Percy Jackson Questions 1. Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth 2. Favorite guy character? Nico di Angelo 3. Favorite girl character? Thaila Grace 4. Favorite God? Hades 5. Favoite Goddess? Athena 6. Zeus, Poseidon or Hades? Hades 7. Is Luke hot? Not particularly 8. Would you join the hunters? Yes! 9. Archery or sword fighting? Sword fighting 10. Iris messaging or Hermes express? Iris messaging 11. Favorite minor God/Goddess? Nemesis, Nike 12. Favorite book? The Last Olympian 13. Least favorite? The Sea of Monsters 14. Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year round. 15. Favorite couple? Thalico! 16. Are you a demigod? Obvoiusly 17. Who would be your parent? Hades 18. Favorite minor character? Travis and Connor! 19. Ethan or Luke? Luke 20. Favorite monster? Hellhounds WHO IS YOUR GODLY PARENT??? ZEUS You like being in charge. (I'd rather have nothing to do with humanity, actually.) You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. (Only what's best for me.) You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic. 3/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic. 6/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing poems. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. (That does depend on my mood.) You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal. You feel most active at night. 9/10 (Gee, doesn't that make me feel great.) DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shop. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 4/10 ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. ("Napoleon and the Napoleonic Wars" is my favorite book of all time.) You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. (I'm just that awesome.) You don’t always think before you do something. 3/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 9/10 (Oooookay...) APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 7/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters. 5/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren't afraid of fire. 3/10 APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 1/10 HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. (Only with my brothers) You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 7/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad 4/10 I seem to be tied between Athena and Hades at 9/10 each, so I'm going to say that I'm the child of an Athena demigod and a Hades demigod. This or That (normal style): 1. Fruit or vegetable? Fruit, obviously. 2. Lights on or lights off? Off. If I need to see something, I'll use a flashlight. 3. Chocolate or Vanilla? CHOCOLATE! 4. TV or Movie? Movie. It is longer and I can randomly pause it without paying for it. 5. Car or Truck? Car. They pollute less. 6. Rock or Rap? Rock. Rap is so annyoing and like I always say, Rap is just Retards Attempting Poetry (deathoughtkid: Not my answer, but I wholeheartedly agree.) 7. Cookies or Muffins? Cookies! Muffins are just like little cakes and if I wanted that, I'd have gotten a bigger one. 8. French toast or French fries? French toast. 9. Winter Break or Spring Break? Winter break, since it's Chirstmas! 10. Ipod or MP3? Ipod. For one thing, I've actually got one. 11. Computer or television? Computer. My laptop is my most prized possession. 12. Snickers or Twix? Umm... I don't know... Twix. 13. Coke or Pepsi? COKE! 14. Comedy or Drama? Comedy. But drama can be good too, if I'm in the mood. 15. Jack Sparrow or Will Turner? Captain Jack Sparrow, thank you very much. 16. Emo or Goth? Goth. Like Nico! 17. Summer or Winter? Winter. It's not quite as burningly hot. 18. Call or Text? Text, I guess. 19. Chocolate milk or Hot Chocolate? Hot chocolate, no doubt about it. 20. Christmas or Haloween? I don't know... I think... Christmas. MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS: 1. Do you think Iggy is hot? Iggy... well, yes. 2. Did you cry when Ari died? No, just a bit sad. 3. Do you think Fang is hot? Of course, he is the hottest character in the history of really hot characters! 4. How do you pronounce Ari's name? Aw-ree. 5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu? Yeah, pretty much. 6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage? Yep. 7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX? Oh, yes. My brother was afraid I'd gone insane. 8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up? Yes, actually. I was so upset that I actually closed the book and went to read multiple extremely fluffy Fax fanfictions, to cheer me up. 9. Who is your favorite character? Fnick, by far. Iggy is also wonderful. 10. Do you like Jeb? Not really, but I don't particularly hate him. 11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills? Nah, this is fiction. 12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW? Definitely. 13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX? A little. 15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be? Me Against the World by Simple Plan 16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod? Pretty much any song I hear, I try to match with the Flock or a character from Max Ride. 17. Who do you think the voice should be? Oh, I don't even know. 18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument? Umm... where did this come from? 19. What bugged you the most about TFW? I don't know, everything. 20. MIGGY or FAX? Fax, all the way. Figgy is fun to read, although frecuently written in a disturbing way. Miggy is okay, but should not ever be canon. Name 12 Characters from Maximum Ride: 1. Max 2. Fang 3. Iggy 4. Nudge 5. Gazzy 6. Ari 7. Dr. Martinez 8. Ella 9. Angel 10. Jeb 11. Max II 12. Random Reporter 1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Ari/Max II. No I have not. 2)Do you think Two is hot? How hot? Fang is hotness incarnate. 3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Random Reporter got Ella pregnant there would be Fanfiction-y drama. 4)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Not in particular, although I'm sure they exist. 5)Would Two and Six make a good couple? Fang and Ari. No. No they would not. Fang belongs to Max. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Gazzy/Angel or Gazzy/Jeb... Yuck. Either incest or Jeb... and Gazzy is only nine! Neither. 7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If If Dr. Martinez walked in on Fang and Random Reporter having sex, I think many people would freak out. Particularly Max and Dr. Martinez. 8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Iggy/Jeb: Revenge: Iggy style. 9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Max/Ella. Eh, possibly. Don't know. 10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Dr.M/RandomReporter Um... "The Tales of Dr. Martinez and the Deadly Assassin" 11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower Nine? Nudge de-flowering Angel is a somewhat terrifying prospect. It'd be part of a totally random, plot-less silly story. 12)Does anyone on your friends list read Three? Iggy. Yep. 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Max II/Maya. I have no idea. 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Fang/Nudge/Gazzy. I sincerely hope not. 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Jeb. "DIE EVIL MUTANT VERMIN!!!!!!!!!!!" 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Ella. Something about living in a shadow. 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Two fic, what would the warning be? Max/Ari/Fang. Ari-bashing. Character death. 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Jeb using a pick-up line on Fang... Apart from the "Gah! He was like their father" factor... I don't know, something incredibly stalkerish. 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Max II describing a relationship between Fang and Ella. "Wrong! Fang has to be with ME!!!!!!!!! I thought he loved Max and I am Max!" 20) How emo is Seven? Dr. Martinez. Not very. 35 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one. 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Start a fish-stick fight. 20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended. 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. 25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines. 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". 29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught. 30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket. 31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs. 32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts. 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section. 35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid What to Do During an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. 100 Stupid Things To Do 1. Forget to put the lid on the blender, turn it on, and have everything fly out 2. Get your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside . Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (Yes!) 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88.When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth IN REMEMBERENCE: In Rememberence to Severus Snape, In Rememberence to Fred Weasley, In Rememberence to Dobby, In Rememberence to Remus J. Lupin, In Rememberence to Nymphadora Tonks, In Rememberence to Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, In Rememberence to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A. 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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile! If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile! 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If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne CarriieBerriie CoolWater123, deathoughtkid For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh, when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I dislike cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes horrible. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! Cherry Pie! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you: love to read and act crazy, laugh and have fun, ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them, are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need, run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles you feet, spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer, are a night owl who hardly sleeps, act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you, then we would be great friends. :) Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you. Serveral very interesting quotes... and other... Quotes: “And what in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y Fronts was that about?" -Ronald Weasley "For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry...although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself." -Albus Dumbledore Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. -- Unknown Source "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron Weasley "Beep...Beep...Beep..." -Sputnik "We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." -George Weasley "You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred Weasley, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." Tell the truth and run. -- Unknown Source "Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.' I live in my own little world. But it's okay--they know me there. -- Unknown Source "It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.." -Ron Weasley "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--" No I won't go to hell! They have a restraining order against me. -- Unknown Source "I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang "I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride "Yes! Freaks RULE!" Fang "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" "I look like prep school Barbie." Nudge looked at me. "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." Nudge "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." Gasman "You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." Fang "Holy (insert swear word of your choice here)" -Fang "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." Fnick "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." Max "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy "Fang? Are you - like Max?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Fang "Oh yeah, 'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." Max "'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said, understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment "Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES You're jealous because the voices only talk to me. -- Unknown Source "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW "Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total "You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Molly Weasley] "Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself." -Albus Dumbledore "To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." -Albus Dumbledore "Did I tell you I've invented a broomstick that'll reach Jupiter?" -Ron Weasley "Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Albus Dumbledore "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." -Albus Dumbledore "Alas! Ear wax!" -Albus Dumbledore I want to be remembered as the girl who smiles even though her heart is broken, and the one who can always brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own. -- Unknown Source I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am. -- Arthur Rimbaud "What's in a name? That which we call a rose "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson "Go chase a donut!" - Percy Jackson "I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down on his parchment, "that can't be right, can it?" A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. "Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!" A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. -Martin Luther King Jn Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it. All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures. "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.."(G.B.S.) "God doesn't make the world the way it is. We do"-Rorschach, Watchmen "If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." -Toni Morrison "Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "With great power comes great need to take a nap." -Nico DiAngelo Life is not measured by the breaths were take, but the moments that take out breath away. -- Unknown Source Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought of half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -- Unknown Source I'm not always a dork, sometimes I'm asleep. -- Unknown Source I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. -- Unknown Source Find peace with yourself by accepting not only who you are, but what you are never going to be. -- Unknown source A kiss may ruin a human life. -- Oscar Wilde The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. -- Source Unknown Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him. -- Scottish Proverb Man is immortal; therefore he must die endlessly. For life is a creative idea; it can only find itself in changing forms. -- Rabindranath Tagore People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. -- Dan Quayle "Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on" - Annik Marchand We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. -- Vlade Divac, Basketball player Most lies about blondes are false. -- Headline I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from 'Finding Nemo' Good looking people turn me off. Myself included. -- Patrick Swayze, Actor Destiny is no matter. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be a achieved.-William Jennings Bryan "You don't write because you want to say something. You write because you have something to say" --F. Scott Fitzgerald "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" --Franklin Delano Roosevelt "Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone; you are the one who gets burned." --Buddha "Things do not change; we change" --Thoreau "Acting is the art of persuasion: the actor persuedes himself, first, and through himself, the audience." --Laurence Oliver "All the world's a stage" --William Shakespeare “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.” -Kurt Vonnegut "Laughter is Timeless, Imagination has no age, and dreams are forever" - Walt Disney Sayings: "Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure." Never give up on something you can’t go a day without thinking about. 'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives. What's meant to be will always find a way!! Don't count the days, make the days count. "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." Live every day of your life to the fullest. "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain." Don't let anyone put you down. Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. "The people who deserve to live the most, die too soon…" Live as if you were to die tommorow, learn as if you were to live forever. Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect. It means you’ve decided to see beyond the imperfections. "Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you." You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :p Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. When I'm angry, I shout at the top of my voice. When I'm hurt, I stay silent. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world. Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked with anyone else. Life is a journey, not a destination. Sit back and enjoy the ride. "Love can't give you joy and happiness until you let it." When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow. Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. Be yourself because there is no one like you. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!" Expect the unexpected. Smile even through tears. Never live for the past ALWAYS live for the future. Never live with regrets. A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" “Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down" A lean silent figure slowly fades into the gathering darkness, aware at last that in this world, With great power there must also come great responsibility. Ponder This: Is there another word for synonym? Before the light bulb was invented, what appeared over peoples heads when they had an idea? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? If the front of your car says 'DODGE', do you really need a horn? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower? What was the best thing before sliced bread? How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards as it is forwards? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? If a black box in a plane is indestructible, why can't they make the whole plane out of it? I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? Why is dyslexic so hard to spell? Why is verb a noun? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there? Why is it called after dark when really it's after light? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? You can't have everything, where would you put it? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals? Other: Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." "This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob." "Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb." "Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you." Just remember- if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. "If you can't convince them, confuse them." "Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?" "Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?" If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. Explains a lot. "Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot." "I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?" If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Never argue with a 90 degree angle. It’s always right. School taught me a valuable lesson. I’m still paying for it. Technically, we’re all under the weather. 10 out of 10 people agree that we all agree. If your pants are on fire, being a liar becomes less important. Rock is dead and paper killed it The art of conversation is, like, kinda dead and stuff. Procrastinators: leaders of tomorrow. When you think about it, all galaxies are far, far away. My friends aren’t imaginary. Just invisible and shy. Allow me to explain through interpretative dance. I like to think outside of the quadrilateral parallelogram. My career as a psychic ended due to unforseen circumstances. The definition of suspense is… Nostalgia was better in the old days. If rainbows are so cheerful, why are they always frowning? A hug is my favorite adhesive. Life is like a box of terrible analogies. I shower naked. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like I just swallowed a kitten. You can’t spell random without Tangerine Swordfish Disco Car. I’m not bitter, I’m just unsweetened. Sleep is so last night. Being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing. Magic is just stuff scientists haven’t made boring yet. To err is human. To arr is pirate. Movies. Ruining books since 1920. Ninja’s and Pirates agree: Cowboys stink. Death. Our nations no.1 Killer. What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. I can resist anything but temptation. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. I wish my memories came with play, pause, stop and delete buttons. Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. 'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'. It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders. Writing isn't a career; it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death, which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy? Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE! I don't get even, I get odder. If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. The problem with reality is a lack of background music. I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back. I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs. I'm the girl that when my feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says; "OH CRAP SHE'S UP!" I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. 'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.' Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again. Flying is simple; you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 'Define normal.' There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. I don't want to rain on your parade, I just want to blow up all the floats! I ran with scissors, and lived! I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important; school however, is another matter. I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw. Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us. When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, "Your next!" That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned. "The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it! I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. When nothing goes right... go left. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Silence is golden but duck tape is silver. Reality is for people who lack imagination. They say "guns don’t kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don’t think you'd kill too many people. Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false. There are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can do math and those who can't. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Dear hair, I'll stop burning you, drowning you, and pulling you, if you automatically look gorgeous everyday. Sincerely fed up girls. When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They tease and irritate each other, knock each other down, but can't live without each other. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says "Aweh, you were so cute! What happened?". Bitch I got sexy, that's what happened. 2 out of 3 people understand fractions. Do unto others before they do unto you. Nothing is illegal until you get caught. I'm not afraid of death...I just don't want to be there when it happens. An apple a day keeps the Doctor away...if you can throw it hard enough. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Dear Homework, you are unattractive; therefore, I cannot do you. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!" One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! "And in the darkest night, if my memory serves me right, i'll never turn back time, forgetting you but not the time" Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. A person is a person no matter how small. 'The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so she can tell when she's really in trouble. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle. I said what I meant and meant what I said. (An elephant's faithfull 100%) My mind is like a parachute it works best open!! I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. The other day I got a call from a woman in France saying "Cut it out!" The other day I ...uh, no, that wasn't me... The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. I won't get the joke today. But don't worry. Tomorrow it will be funny. Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to. A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of. I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce. Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it. I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I am a bomb technician... if you see me running try to keep up When life give you lemons, keep them, because hey, free lemons. I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words. At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MUAHAHAHAA? Oh look, shiny!:D Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder. Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you! I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. An oral contract isn't worth the paper its written on. If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous! Always Avoid Alliteration. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. One should never generalize. Avoid clichés like the plague. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake When life gives you lemons: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes. When life gives you lemons, make Kool-aide and let the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own damn lemonade!!! When life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate. When life gives you lemons, ask for sugar and call me over. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and ask your friend to try some! When life gives you lemons, turn around and look for your best friend cause they're the one that gave them to you, hoping to prank you into trying to make grape juice. When life gives you lemons, start a food fight and make Life regret it. When life gives you lemons, squeeze them out in front of the restroom door. When life gives you lemons, mutilate them! When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges. When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone. When life give you lemons, keep them, because hey, free lemons. When life gives you lemons, make beef stew. When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?"; you might get something else. When life gives you lemons, make Shirley Temples, and make everyone else wonder how. When life gives Edward lemons, he throws them AT MIKE. When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes. When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next. This is dedicated to all those awkward moments. That awkward moment when you trip over. . . air. That awkward moment when you realize that bacon is the main reason why you are not a vegetarian. That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you like. That awkward moment when someone shows up in your dream and you can barely look them in the eye the next day. That awkward moment when someone you're not very close with is crying and you awkwardly look around, not knowing what to do. That awkward moment when you realize that you're more than a little obsessed with a book series about six flying kids and their flying, talking dog. That awkward moment when you walk into the wrong classroom and everyone stares. That awkward moment when you dance ballet on pointe and you scream bloody murder when one of your friends steps on your toes. That awkward moment when you're talking to your friend about someone in the hallway, then realize the person is walking behind you. That awkward moment when you miss the bus and get to the bus stop, and turn around and walk home like an idiot. That awkward moment when someone asks you for gum and you have gum but don't want to give it to them. That awkward moment when no one understands what you're trying to say so you give up. That awkward moment when you get shoved into the ballet barre by accident and think you broke your ribs. That awkward moment when you and your friends attempt the coffee grinder and fall on your butts. That awkward moment when you meow at a cat until they meow back. That awkward moment when you wear skinny jeans because it was cold this morning, but like 100 degrees after school. That awkward moment when you tap yourself in the face with a pen, not realizing you forgot to put the cap on. That awkward moment when you see your teacher in public and try to hide. That awkward moment when someone mixes up 'your' and 'you're' and you flip out. That awkward moment when you glue fake nails onto your real nails over the weekend, and regret it when you realize you have flute lessons on Monday. That awkward moment when you have to pee while watching your favorite show but can't tear yourself away. That awkward moment when Matt Dillon was much hotter when he was younger. That awkward moment when you see someone waving to you and wave back, only to realize they're waving at someone behind you. That awkward moment when you have to sit next to a guy in health while watching a really sexual video. That awkward moment when you accidentally over-spend on iTunes and only realize when your angry parents leave the bill on your bed. That awkward moment when people are planning their future weddings, and you're busy planning the names of your future 72 cats. That awkward moment when your friend asks you to go with them to the bathroom and it's silent and you awkwardly hear them pee. That awkward moment when your dog follows you around the house for the sole purpose of chewing on your Snuggie as it drags behind you. That awkward moment when you realized you put something on inside out after your friend points it out to you at the END of the day and you realize you've been looking stupid all day. That awkward moment when you walk into the dressing room at Victoria's Secret and STRIP is plastered on the mirror in neon pink letters and suddenly you don't want to try it on anymore. That awkward moment when you see an old lady checking out the thongs at Victoria's Secret. That awkward moment when you ask everyone around you to borrow a pencil, and no one has one for you. That awkward moment when you're watching a movie and a sexual scene comes on right when your parents walk in. That awkward moment when everyone's New Year's resolution is to drop weight or something, and yours is to not miss a single episode of Pretty Little Liars this season. That awkward moment when you see someone staring at you, and turn away, but when you look back five minutes later they're still staring. That awkward moment when you realize that you've promised to room with five different people for the band trip to Hershey Park. That awkward moment when you put your hair up and there's ONE tiny flaw but you're bent on utter perfection and do it over again. That awkward moment when someone's telling you a story and you realize, halfway through, how little you care If you dress nicely... If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob. If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut. If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn. If you're quiet, he says you're stupid. If you call him, he says you're needy and clingy. If he calls you, he says you should be grateful. If you don't love him, he'll try to win you. If you love him, he'll leave you. If you don't f* him, he'll say you don't love him. If you do, he'll say you're easy. If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating. If you don't , he'll say you don't trust him. If you lecture him, he'll say you're b*chy. If he lectures you, it's because he "cares". If you break a promise, you can't be trusted. If he breaks it, he had to. If you cheat, he'll expect it to be over. If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance either way. You Know You Are Still Living In 2009 When... 1. You enter your password into your microwave 2. You haven’t played real solitaire in years 3. You would rather look all over the house for the remote than press the power button on the TV 4. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer 6. As you read this you think of sending this to all your friends 7. As you read this you keep nodding and smiling 8. You were to busy to notice number 5 9. You actually looked back up to see if there even was a number 5 10. Now your laughing at your own stupidity 11. Now you will post this on your profile because you fell for it! The Six Truths of Life 1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. You just tried to do the above. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot. 5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". yeah right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they? ! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fricken floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the heck can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?!? Twilight VS Harry Potter You say Twilight Chuck Norris Facts: Percabeth Style Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship. There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words. When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100 chance of Percabeth. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper. As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth." In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth. All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness. There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first. There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers. Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires. Contrary to common knowledge, the answer is not 42, its Percabeth. The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth shipper." He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies. People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice. Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead. Pick up lines: Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "But I don't know your name." Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: I know how to please a woman. Man: I want to give myself to you. Man: I'd go through anything for you. Man: So, wanna go back to my place ? Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason Man: Haven't we met before? What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. Did you fart? Because you just blew me away. You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true. Are you a magnet? ‘Cause I’m attracted to you. If you were my sister, incest would be cool. I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. I know it’s not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. Baby you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless. Male: Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down . Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle. If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you. Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then, Hi, my name is... Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? Rearrange the Letters: DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: Calling me fake... "Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother? I'm an Atheist. If you hate me for it, read this: An Atheist loves his fellow man instead of god. WELCOME : to the very serious part of my profile Stereotypes: (sorry for repeated lines, I copy/pasted three together) I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat Stop stereotypes! Copy this into your profile. Racism: The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." Don't Drink and Drive I went to a party, I felt proud of myself, I made a healthy choice, I got into my car, Now I'm lying on the pavement, My own blood's all around me, I'm sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, Mom Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Someone should have taught him, My breath is getting shorter, Mom I have one last question, Mom. The story of Kazu: Hi, my name is Kazu. NO GIRL DESERVES THIS!! PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! Homophobia I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Re-post this if you believe Homophobia is wrong. 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could If she's AMAZING, she won't be EASY. If she's EASY, she won't be AMAZING. If she's WORTH IT, you won't GIVE UP. If you GIVE UP, you're not WORTHY. Figure it out guys. How Girls Flirt! 1 She makes eye contact and smiles at you. How Guys Flirt! 1. He stares at you a lot. Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001 When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her . It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty. A Note from the Author: If "How Could You?" brought tears to your eyes as you read it, as it did to mine as I wrote it, it is because it is the composite story of the millions of formerly "owned" pets who die each year in American & Canadian animal shelters. Please use this to help educate, on your websites, in newsletters, on animal shelter and vet office bulletin boards. Tell the public that the decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life, that animals deserve our love and sensible care, that finding another appropriate home for your animal is your responsibility and any local humane society or animal welfare league can offer you good advice, and that all life is precious. Please do your part to stop the killing, and encourage all spay & neuter camp aigns in order to prevent unwanted animals. Please pass this on to everyone, not to hurt them or make them sad, but it could save maybe, even one, unwanted pet. Remember...They love UNCONDITIONALLY. Angels are Friends A drunk man in an Oldsmobile Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; This message works on the day you receive it. PLeAsE pUt ThIs in yOu'Re ProFilE: Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices Girls: Girls are like Love: When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came If you love your dad, post this on your profile. When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? REMEMBER WHEN .. Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friend: will offer you a soda Best Friend: will dump theirs on you. Friend: will help you move Best Friend: will help you move the bodies. Friend: tells you she knows how you feel Best Friend: Just sits down and cries FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever You're Special: 1. At least 2 people in the world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in the world love you in some way. 3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 4. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. 5. You mean the world to someone. 6. If not for you, someone may not be living. 7. You are unique and special. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 11. Someone you don't even know exists loves you. 12. Always remembered the complements received. Forget the rude remarks. 13. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you will both be happy. 14. If you have a great friend, take some time and let them know how great they are. If you believe all those statements, copy and paste this to your profile. (I, being me, don't actually believe most of these, since I'm antisocial and plan to become a hermit or crazy cat lady, but it seemed like a nice thing to have on your profile, so here it is.) Beautiful: Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot; A stranger stabs you in the front What a Boyfriend Should Do: When she walks away from you mad Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most. At some point I'll finally tell you that i miss you. Cheers...to another awkward moment! I WANT A GUY... who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me, hold my handin line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Someone who would sing showtunes to me at random moments. Who would let me sleep on his chest. A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me. I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away. He would always admit that I'm right Someone who would let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I said. Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh. He would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give me big bearhugs all the time. He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did. He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends, and we'd argue about silly things and then make up. I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years and COUNT STARS with me. Who would put his arm around me the minute we sat down next to each other. Who would stay home with me on a Friday night, just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. He wouldn't be afraid to KISS ME, no matter where we are. Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often, who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could. A guy who would QUOTE SHAKESPEARE just to tell me that I'm BEAUTIFUL in HIS eyes Recite lines from THE PRINCESS BRIDE, then kiss me. But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART The True Boyfriend Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Chose: me or your life Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says: The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing o do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. Girl: She gives him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. Harry Potter Gringotts Entrance Warning Enter, stranger, but take heed Of what awaits the sin of greed, For those who take, but do not earn, Must pay most dearly in their turn. So if you seek beneath our floors A treasure that was never yours, Thief, you have been warned, beware Of finding more than treasure there. Philosopher's Stone: Snape's Guarding Riddle Danger lies before you, while safety lies behind, Two of us will help you, which ever you would find, One among us seven will let you move ahead, Another will transport the drinker back instead, Two among our number hold only nettle wine, Three of us are killers, waiting hidden in line. Choose, unless you wish to stay here forevermore, To help you in your choice, we give you these clues four: First, however slyly the poison tries to hide You will always find some on nettle wine's left side; Second, different are those who stand at either end, But if you would move onward, neither is your friend; Third, as you see clearly, all are different size, Neither dwarf nor giant holds death in their insides; Fourth, the second left and the second on the right Are twins once you taste them, though different at first sight. Philosopher's Stone Sorting Hat Song: Oh, you may not think I’m pretty, Goblet of Fire Sorting Hat Song: A thousand years or more ago, Order of Phoenix Sorting Hat Song: In times of old when I was new SARCASM AND LAUGHS IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On artificial bacon: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Children's Asprin: Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required On a toboggan: On a knife sharpener: On shin pads for cyclists: On a take away coffee cup: Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp: In a microwave oven manual: On the back of a pilot's seat in a Nato aircraft: On the bottom of a cola bottle: On a Harry Potter wizards broom: On a box of aspirin: On a bottle of laundry detergent: On a muffin packet: In a kettle instruction manual: On a ketchup bottle: On a bottle of rum: A car park sign: A sign in a street in Hong Kong: Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA: On a can of air freshener: On a bottle of baby lotion: On a pair of socks bought in egypt: On a can of pepper spray used for self defense: In a car handbook: On a packet of cashew nut pieces: Directions for mosquito repellent: On a birthday card for a one year old: In a hotel bedroom: In a lift in a Japanese hotel: On a toilet cleaning brush: On a can of Spray paint: On a TV remote: On a blowtorch: On a push along lawn mower: On a box of fireworks: On the packaging for a wrist watch: In a dishwasher manual: On a toaster: On a mattress: On an advertisement for bananas Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No dip, Sherlock.) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food!?) Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"(That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody airplane down, you might drop it!) Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (I should bloody well hope so!) Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.) Interesting 24 ways to annoy your parents: 1. Follow them around everywhere 2. Moo when they say your name 3. Pretend to have amnesia 4.Say everything backwards 5. Run into walls 6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 7.Go into their room at 3 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!" 8. snort loudly when you laugh then laugh harder 9. Say all the lines in a movie 10. Pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!!!!!!" 11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!" 12. Talk to a pen 13. Have tons of imaginary friends that you talk to all the time 14. Try to climb the wall 15. Put pegs on your nose and ears. 16. Switch the light switch on and off for awhile then finally say "Ohhh . . . I get it" 17. Eat your hair 18. Hold their hand and say "I see dead people" 19. When you are in the shower or bathtub yell "I'm drowning!" 20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 21. Pretend to be a phone 22. Try to swim on the floor 23. Tap on their door all night . . . 24. Read this to them Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff. Slytherins...will push someone else off. Hufflepuffs...will call five hundred others and build a staircase. Ravenclaws...will get hold of a flying carpet. Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know): 1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed. 2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy. 3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time. 4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold. 5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass. 6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!! 7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck. 8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary. 9. Gryffindors are attention whores. Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters): 1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are. 2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin. 3. Go ahead, be a little naughty. 4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons. 5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool). 6. It's not that we are better than you... (except it totally is). 7. Why be normal? Or good? 8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it. 9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry. 10. Seriously evil wizard coming through. 11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. 12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk. 13. Voldemort needs prision bitches. 14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies. 15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince. 16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along. 17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything. 18. Never wound what can kill you. Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet): 1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way. 2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you. 3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff. 4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck. 5. You think we're nice? That's cute... 6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice. 7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville. 8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows. 9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it? 10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too. 11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house. 12. Hufflepuffs know how to party. 13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more? 14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. 15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders. Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up): Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure. 1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish. 2. A room without books is like a body without a soul. 3. I can kill you with my brain. 4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid. 5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is). 6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face. 7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, their smart and they know every insult in the book!) 8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth. 9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.) 10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. 11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb. In Remembrance... I promise to remember Harry When someone grows up with no love I promise to remember Ron When someone is jealous I promise to remember Hermione When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years I promise to remember James and Lily when someone dies before their time I promise to remember Dumbledore At the thought of the greater good I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good" for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course I promise to remember Moony And fight for human rights I promise to remember Snape When My heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Narcissa When I'd do anything for family I promise to remember Dora Tonks When someone is hyper I promise to remember Hedwig, who lived and died soaring I promise to remember Percy When ambition gets the best of me I promise to be careful For Moody's sake, of course I promise to remember Hagrid When one is wrongly blamed I promise to remember Neville when I stand up for what is right I promise to remember the Marauders When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there." Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter The Percy Jackson pledge: The Kane Chronicle Pledge: I promise to remember Carter When I travel far away I promise to remember Sadie When I have something sarcastic to say I promise to remember Desjardins When someone doesn't fight fair I promise to remember Amos When someone has beads in their hair I promise to remember Iskandar When I see someone very old I promise to remember Bast When I see cat's eyes that are gold I promise to remember Horus When I see a beautiful bird I promise to remember Isis Whenever strange voices are heard I promise to remember Set When someone is clever and sly I promise to remember Anubis When a cute boy catches my eye I promise to remember Zia When I see someone working magic I promise to remember Julius Kane When someone's life is tragic I promise to remember Ruby Kane When someone I love is gone And whenever I read The Red Pyramid I'll always remember this song. NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile Some Neville Love (These are all true.) -Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember. This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached. Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present... My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No." After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know." When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power.I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.) No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the hansome rebel and he claims he is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray his companions if I just let him in on my plans. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the handsome prince's cell, I will immediately transfer her to a less people-oriented position. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about. If the handsome prince that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill him. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.) If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical." If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button." I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.) If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access. You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thalico could happen. Not Thuke. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.(hehe, did that) You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!) Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(Horrible! Wrong plot, wrong characters, name something that wasn't wrong!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Hades!) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way!) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek.( Its easier than english!) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(Are yu kidding, I bring them all with me!) You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy. You have an instant crush on Nico!(um... no) You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Alredy Have!) You want to learn Latin. (Actually yes, but first I'm learning Greek.) You copy/paste this onto your profile.(obviously) Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. (I got Hades!) You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You own every single book.(duh) You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real. (It is, duh!) You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr.(they dont limp) You Know You're a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (duh!) Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (I was really tired after that...) You write fanfictions about the book. (no, but i read them.) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (No...) Everything reminds you of the book.(well...most) You quote random lines all the time.(yes) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (yep) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (On my laptop.) You've got a book memorized. (part of it) You've read a book more than five times. (YES!!!) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (duh) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No.) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (YES) Your idol is a character from a book. I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile. You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When... 1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog. 2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming. 3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. 4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari. 5. You claim you have wings. 6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'. (Mmmm...) 7. You daydream about meeting the flock. 8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more. 9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect. 10. You study about birds. 11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. 12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both. 13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking. 14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'. 15. You are counting down the days for the next book. 16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight. 17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser. 18. You hate dog crates. (Evil things...) 19. You think scientists are evil. (Hey! My parents are scientists!) 20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's. 21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch. 22. You've found a new respect for blind people. 23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author. 24. You say 'U and A' a lot. 25. You think you have a Voice like Max. (I do!) 26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it. 27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR. 28. You know what 'Fax' is. (Duh!) 29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween. 30. You claim to have brain attacks. 31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. 32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is. 33. You daydream of flying. (Every single time I have a spare moment, meaning all the time.) 34. You love chocolate chip cookies. (To be honest, I loved chocolate chip cookies before Maximum Ride.) 35. You seriously felt like you were in the book. 36. If you want to become a writer because of MR. 37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it. 38. If you love Fan-fiction. 39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride. (This is a good thing. If I couldn't zone into my Max Ride fantasies, I would spend even more time bored out of my mind.) 40. You want a talking dog. (Totally! Heh. See what I just did there?) Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP 1. If you're not angsty, you should be. How to be REALLY Annoying 2. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 136. When you go to shake someone's hand, sniff them for no reason. 373. Own a 55-gallon drum of poison. 376. Smile sweetly enough of cause tooth decay. 396. Write a mystery with no solution. 403. Use potato chips instead of poker chips. Sarcasm I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? The universe is laughing behind your back. Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do. Are you always this stupid, or are you just making a special effort today? Do you ever get this terrible empty feeling… In your skull? When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. You were looking good from afar.. now you're far from looking good. You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away. Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem? Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma. I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time Be quiet, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman, you would be the last man on earth and I would be the last woman. You're not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Thou warped dread-bolted barnacle! How many kinds of stupid are you trying to be? If you had another brain, it's be lonely. The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now. I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me! Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. I usually never forget a face, but for you I'll make an exception. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent. "Nah. I've changed my mind." "Great, does this one actually work?" "There is an emergency in the cockpit!" The Jabberwocky: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! He took his vorpal sword in hand: And, as in uffish thought he stood, One, two! One, two! And through and through "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Other: Child of pure unclouded brow Poems: Christmas hath a darkness Earth, stike up your music, Shakespeare- To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, We Can't All And Some of Us Don't One bright day in the middle of the night, My Country in Darkness by Eavan Boland After the wolves and before the elms Only a few remained to continue This is a man Reader of poems, lover of poetry— The Gaelic world stretches out under a hawthorn tree The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, Then took the other, as just as fair, And both that morning equally lay I shall be telling this with a sigh Survival Kit Smarties: To keep you smart A hand: Cause we all could use an extra hand at times A toothpick: to help you pick out the good qualities in People Gum: to remind you not to bite off more than you can chew a Match: for when you feel burnt out A Candle: just to brighten your day! A Button: cause we all often need to button our lips A Marble: In case you lose yours An Elastic: to help you to stretch to your Limits A Cotton-ball: to cushion your fall if the road gets rough An Umbrella: to protect you from life's many showers A lifesaver: cause we all could use a little saving A Smile: cause they can be contagious A Penny: for your thoughts cause someone should always be there to listen A Nickel and Dime: in case someone is nickeling and dimeing you to death A Quarter: to call someone who cares for you And last but not least a Hug cause we all need hugs to get through this life. Did you know...? Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It’s good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. English Pronunciation Dearest creature in creation, Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Young. The gods often appear as young children. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Ichor. The blood of the gods. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp. Harry Potter: Hogwarts Rules 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar. 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination. 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms." 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month." 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force." 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. 16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast. 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day." 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell. 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. 28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees." 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 30) I will not go to class skyclad. 31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core." 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion. 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends." 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends." 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine. 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts. 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck. 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. 43) I will not lick Trevor. 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey." 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously. 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet. 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God. 51) But yes, I will do it all anyways. Song Lyrics: Beauty and the Beast Tale as old as time Just a little change Ever just the same Tale as old as time Certain as the sun Aladdin: A Whole New World (Aladdin)I can show you the world I can open your eyes A whole new world (Jasmine)A whole new world (Aladdin)Now I'm in a whole new world with you (Jasmine)Unbelievable sights (Jasmine)A whole new world (Aladdin)A whole new world Tangled : When Will My Life Begin? 7 AM, the usual morning lineup: And so I'll read a book Then after lunch it's puzzles and darts and baking And I'll reread the books And I'll keep wonderin' and wonderin' And tomorrow night, Tangled: I See The Light All those days watching in the windows And at last I see the light All those days chasing down a daydream And at last I see the light Mulan: I'll Make A Man Out Of You Let's get down to business Tranquil as a forest I'm never gonna catch (Be a man) Time is racing toward us (Be a man) (Be a man) Mulan: Reflection Look at me. Who is that girl I see Somehow I cannot hide When will my reflection show Hercules: I Won't Say (I'm In Love) If there's a prize for rotten judgement [Muses] Who'd'ya think you're kiddin' [Meg] [Muses] [Meg] I thought my heart had learned its lesson [Muses] [Meg] [Muses] [Meg] [Muses] [Meg] [Muses] [Meg] Pocahontas: Colors of the Wind You think I'm an ignorant savage You think you own whatever land you land on You think the only people who are people Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest The rainstorm and the river are my brothers How high will the sycamore grow? For whether we are white or copper skinned You can own the Earth and still Little Wonders by Rob Thomas Let it go, Our lives are made Let it slide, Our lives are made All of my regret In these small hours Can You Feel The Love Tonight? - Lion King Version [Timon] Can You Feel The Love Tonight by Elton John There's a calm surrender to the rush of day And can you feel the love tonight There's a time for everyone if they only learn If We Must Die If we must die, let it not be like hogs Claude McKay And here I conclude my profile. Enjoy. "There are no endings, just good places for new beginnings." Have a good life! |
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