A collection of lemon one-shots with my OC, there will be straight and yuri. Read the first chapter for info on the OC.

The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!

Latest: Let's see how Shikamaru handles himself when it's a friend's life on the line. General story summary: Kakashi's teaching Shikamaru about Hostile Interrogation and resistance, and Genma helps. Also, Genma will be working with Ino on her seduction skills. Lots of violence and foul language.

Hermione Granger found herself in a strange land unlike her own. On a mission to do the impossible. To find the last and final Horcrux that Voldemort had successfully hidden. Jon/Hermione/Robb the continuation off of 'In the Dead of the Night" includes the prologue.

It's the last year for the Gryffindor trio, but no one said it had to be at Hogwarts. When two students are to be selected for the upcoming exchange program, Hermione Granger eagerly submits. But what if her course wasn't as expected? What old friends will cross her path once more? (Rating may rise.) Krum/Hermione. Durmstrang based.

A collection of one shots featuring you the reader!Please enjoy! :3

Severus Snape never envisioned the afterlife to be forever sitting in a frame on display like a caged animal. Especially not in the room of a certain know-it-all student. Hermione/Severus Fanfiction.

A short story for Valentines day. Featuring Kakashi, Yamato, and an oc. Lemon One-Shot (3 true lemon chapters, a conclusion, and 5 is a bonus story)

A holiday started it all..and no-one expected it to end like this.. rated M. HG/MF, DM/GW, AP/LL, BZ/LB, GG/PP and TN/PP... Hasn't been updated in ages but I am working on it and to make it better for all! :)

I've created this story for those who want to see Bofur fall in love and be loved as he so genuinely deserves. This'll be following the film adaptation storylines only. My OC is Kelda, and I hope you enjoy their tale. You can find artwork I've done for them on my Deviantart thelastunicorn1985 :)

After the war ended, Hermione's nightmares forced her to leave everything familiar. Settled in a small New England town, she bumps into a man who claims to be an FBI agent, but seems to be much more. As their lives become intertwined, will they be able to share their secrets, and most importantly will this mystery man be able to help her forget her past and help her heal?

The very worst of the very feral have begun to torment innocent lives. It's up to Hermione Ganger, Draco Malfoy, and Wolverine to stop them. Can the beasts of the team learn to work together, or will their domineering natures get the best of them?

The golden trio is going back to Hogwarts to repeat their seventh year now that the war is over. Hermione is Head girl. Whos Head boy? and what will this year hold now that the greatest threats are gone? Better than it sounds and hopefully a bit original.

Special Agent Dave Rossi meets Jack Hotchner's tutor looking over their newest case board and finds out that there is a heck of a lot more to this woman than meets the eyes. Rated K for mild language and implied violence.

A magical snowstorm brings an unexpected visitor to Hogwarts. Will this newcomer be able to teach Severus Snape the power of True Love? HG/SS with Olaf. Yes, really.

Kinda a sequel to "For Old Time's Sake". Choza and Shikaku are on their way back from a mission and have some fun. Yaoi, Choza x Shikaku. M for sex. Beautiful gay sex.

Voldemort has gained control over the world of the wizards. But now that Dumbledore is gone, the Order doesn't know what would be best to do to protect the Chosen one. So they turn to the shinobi for help once again. Will they help? Will they accept this task, when their own village is in danger?*sequel of Mission: Hogwarts *Based on the seventh book of Harry Potter *usual pairings

They really just wanted to be alone. They would have to settle on being alone, together. This was written for Quilter for The Maple Bookshelf's June 2013 carrot. (Marcus Flint and Hermione Granger).

It was a foggy mid-autumn day and Sakura was already regretting following her best friend's lead. "You know who's really hot? Asuma Sensei. You know who's also really hot? Kakashi Sensei." Sakura's face was now was pink as her hair. But still...sometimes ideas are hard to shake. KakaSaku and AsuIno in equal parts.

... And so will pigs and swine.

Yaoi. Slash. Ibiki/Harry. With Hermione, Harry left the Wizarding World and traveled to the Elemental Countries. In Konoha, he builds a new life and business while falling into an unexpected romance.

How Lestrade found out about magic. Hermione's really good at making tea and taking people's memories away. Also: Mycroft knows everything and has the power to destroy Starbucks. Pre-slash Mycroft/Lestrade, with Hermione playing the match maker.

Volstagg/OC. Olivia has liked Volstagg for some time now. He's liked her. They have never admitted their feelings to one another, until tonight. Basically fluff.

"We do what we have to do. We'll always put running the country over everything else." Mycroft/Hermione. Honestly.

One shot challenge fic. Snape and Hermione are forced together on a photo shoot for a Romance novel. Real sparks ignite.

(Cannon-tweak story) Severus And Minerva are called to the headmaster's office where they are greeted by an uncanny site, the headmaster on the floor coloring with a little girl. only to find out that she related to one of them, no pairing yet just focus on story line. not a Snape/hermione pairing.

Shaylor Medows was raised by Thorin Oakenshield. She joins the company on their quest to reclaim Erebor. While on the quest, Shaylor comes to terms with her feelings for a certain dwarf. Bofur/OC Sorry I suck at summaries.

The Forbidden Forest was something to be wary of but Hermione Granger forgot that & literally landed in the Arthurian Era. As a debt to Arthur and his knights, she must help them on their last mission & TRY not to fall in love. Sure... Re-continued!

Fili and Kili are up to no good. Mischief ensues. (Threesome (F/M/M). Essentially PWP.)

Tough exterior, warm heart; can this girl crack his outer shell and reveal his chocolate-y insides? Jugo x OC oneshot

On the evening before the quest for Erebor, Dwalin wants something to remember Dís by. Díslin, sensuality, one-shot.

Bofur is waylaid on his way to the pub by his adoring nieces and nephews and persuaded to join his brother's rowdy, jolly family for dinner. Bombur has more children than most people have dinner plates, and each one loves their Uncle Bofur something fierce. A pre-The Hobbit ficlet featuring Bofur, Bombur and Bifur's family.

A little idea I had about (Little!) Gimli and Thorin. A Warrior's Heart is full of courage and enthusiasm. It obeys none but its King. One-shot. Please comment and review! :)

Thorin was not always the stiff, brooding, majestic to-be-king dwarf. Sometimes, he was just like any other dwarf, and needed some love and affection. [Pre-Smaug] [Thorin x Reader]

Because the Konoha Twelve had to be born somehow. A series of shorts about the Mommies and Daddies of Konoha. Fifth chapter: HiashiOC

A young Kage finds himself whisked away from his village and into a world so unlike his own. A world full of magic and other such things. How will this poor shinobi react to the school Hogwarts? Gaara. No pairings, yet.

They say a picture captures everything, they weren't kidding. What would you do if you get trapped inside a picture with the most gorgeous person? Would you pass up the chance or get involved? Complete. R&R please.

Hermione Granger, and a powerful, pregnant and ANNOYED Piper Halliwell in King Arthur times? Good Luck Knights!

The war ended, and Hermione is sick of it. She's over the attention, and needs to escape and heal. She ends up in America, at Xavier's mansion, to be precise. AU from end of 5th book, probably not very accurate on the X-men side as I'm not a big fan. No slash at this stage. T just in case.

"Can a guy get off by just touching their prostate?", excellent question Asuma. Why don't you ask Kakashi? : YAOI of the Asuma/Kakashi variety.

Genma is having a boring day and is stuck working the mission room one night. Bored he schemes and daydreams until two of his friends appear naked and enterwined a top his desk. Lemon. Smut. KakaIru with a side of GenGen. One shot. Warnings inside.

Smuty one-shot. Hermione/George

George opened his mouth to call out to Hermione, as he stumbled through the floo into her flat, but two things stopped him. One was off-key singing and the other was the delicious smell of baked goods. Hm, something with chocolate if he wasn't mistaken.

She, Hermione Granger, was overwhelmingly ashamed of herself. Never before had she done something so reckless. As a responsible girl, Hermione wasn't about to let the wizard take ownership for something that was her own doing. Hermione/Kingsley AU EWE

Thor meet Hermione Granger...she is not Jane Foster...might continue...once the movies out and I watched it again...

Hermione is coaxed into volunteering her time to the Annual Ministry Charity Fair. What she finds is tall, dark and Marcus.

Hermione always thought that her father was dead but it turns out that he is one of the greek god.

Seamus and Hermione. Gotta love the pair of them together. Irish temper and Hermione's rationality.

Hermione rushes to the DADA classroom without knowing why. What will she find once she gets there?

We all know that Hermione is a witch, what they didn't know that she was half-blood, see her from her birth to her death, watch her fall in love with her best friend and try to survive from the monsters.

A twisted take on the Brothers Grimm's fairytale 'Snow White & Rose Red' featuring Hermione Granger & Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter & Eric Northman & Alicide Herveaux from SVM/Trueblood. Written for Granger Enchanted's Harry Potter Fairytale Challenge.

Dr. Hodgins meets his Hero

Things between Hermione and Ron had always been perfect until lately. When he suddenly breaks up with her and then calls her predictable in front of their friends. She's going to prove him wrong. Terrence/Hermione

Nicholas Granger thinks Fred Weasley would make a great father. Now, if only his mother could understand him...

*On Hiatus Indefinitely* They thought he'd died, but Hermione refused to believe it. With magic that no one understood, she saved Fred's life. Hermione soon discovers that her actions did much more than restart his heart; a deeper connection was formed.

On a lonely and tranquil night in Paris Jasper comes across a woman with a mix of emotions he's never felt before... and that he'll soon find out is difficult to give up.

It should have been easy. Sheldon ruins Penny's date, Penny ruins Sheldon's shower. Yes, it should have been very easy indeed.

Penny is wearing a new dress and Sheldon shuts down

Hermione explores her more submissive desires with two unexpected lovers. Pwp. Hermione/Rabastan/Scabior

This is for Blaise and Marcus shocker . love them both... The girls are back from a much needed vacation just in time for courting season. They're spotted by four sexy Slytherin and their parents. lunch, conversations, and confessions ensue!

Allies, adversaries, and the unexpected. Crossover.

Hermione and Fred are alone and things get a little hot. One-shot. Don't like don't read. Mature content.

Jensen is bored, the team take a trip to the movies. Fun, Laughter & Chaos ensues. Rated T for language and very mild violence. R&R - ONESHOT!

Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.

Hermione is spending her birthday alone at a Ministry function. Can a certain Werewolf improve her evening? Birthday gift for LoveHGSS

Mech wasn't normal. She was part of the Loser's merry band of outcasts. Despite not being your average chick, she couldn't stop her needs. After Jensen gets shot, she finally confesses her love for the hacker. Jensen OC, one-shot, lemon! Movie-Verse.

The war was over. HG is head girl, friends with Slytherins, blood bonded with Harry and looking to the future. Marcus needs to get away from the pressures of being a Flint, what can muggle london offer him?

A trade request lemon with OC/Kotetsu

The war is over, and the guilty must be punished. Draco awaits his trial, but finds an unexpected ally in a childhood nemesis. Canon compliant until DH Epilogue. Rated M for language and lemons.

Marriage Law fic, no yadda yadda about the new law, no falling in love/lust at first touch. Hermione needs a husband, Sirius steps up. Sirius/Hermione. Now COMPLETE.

When Snape realizes he has feelings for his fellow professor Hermione, he feels as thoguh she will never want him. When Ron asks for his help in winning her back, can Snape express his feelings for her in time? Rated M just to be safe. Somewhat AU

Hermione throws herself a housewarming party, and even Severus is surprised when he shows up. A 1-shot.

Link, now king of the Twilight Realm, is stressed out by this difficult job. His wife Midna wants to help him relax. One-shot Lemon. Language. Bestiality. Wolf Link x Midna, very minor Link x Midna.

Draco knows he wants them both, but thinks he'll never have them... or will he? Blaise/Draco/Hermione

What happens after the Yule Ball? Will she wait...will he?

Blaise isn't content with simply watching Hermione anymore, and decides that this year is the year to finally have her.

Hermione receives a romantic package at the Ministry that leads her on an exciting little adventure for the afternoon. But why? And who is doing this? And what does an orange rose really mean? Could it be from the man she's loved for years?

Hermione catches her boyfriend and best friend having sex. She goes off somewhere and meets an old friend... Contains lemons.

After the war, Hermione Granger needs some light and laughter brought to her life. A certain pranking duo intend to do just that. Rated M for future chapters

When Hermione asks George to help her seduce a Weasley, he wasn't the one she'd had in mind. G/Hr

“What do you suppose will happen now that the Pan has decided to grow up?” he asked wryly. A Sirius/Hermione story about growing up at any age. Lemons later. Please read responsibly.

SiriusHermione - A much anticipated fair only causes more friction between two of the most combative members of Grimmauld Place. When Sirius & Hermione are forced to run a kissing booth together, will that friction turn into something more?

Alice makes her return to Wonderland, and things this time are even stranger than her two previous journeys. Will her friends be able to save her? Based on Burton's Alice, rated M for lemon and general irresponsibility.

A one-shot with Kisame and your point of view. The setting is the game 7 Minutes in Heaven. A/N: I own none of the Akatsuki characters.

Hermione is asked to accompany the Bulgarian ambassador around London.

for anyone willing and able

Mia, Lily and Clarisse debate about an on screen kissing scene from the movie "Hatari". Mia decides to prove her theory with interesting results.

Total Crack. Logan plays dad to two teenage girls. Rogue and X-23, what happens when his fatherly instinct kicks in!

It wasn't right how well she knew them, and they were going to prove just how wrong it was! Threesome/moresome, Hermione/Fred/George, Anal, BDSM, Extreme Coarse Language, Lemons Extreme Smut

Now in their 20s the Trio are visited by a dark haired charmer from the past. All about partying, drinking, and shagging, he annoys the older more mature Sirius to no end, and what happens when he takes a liking to the pretty bookworm? Rated R Updated!

It was bad when Hermione didn’t have a date for the Yule Ball. She thought that she had hit the rock bottom getting ready to go alone. She was wrong. Now she has two guys wanting her attention. HGVK chapter 9 is up!

Ron cheated on Hermione so she can't stay in the Burrow for the summer, a friend of hers offers her to stay with him in Bulgaria.

The enticing aroma of chocolate chip cookies bring two people closer together.

Vanora's cousin Helena comes to help her only to become the new healer for the fort and the Knights. Instead she falls in love with one of the knights. Sorry not good with summary's. Rated M violence/language to come Gawain OC little Tristan OC

The Akatsuki has a little talk about sex.

The first time they came to her, she was drunk. Hermione/Rabastan/Rodolphus

The golden trio return to Hogwarts seventh year with their favorite werewolf professor. But before love conquers all, Hermione and Lupin have to deal with each other, the affections of another Marauder, and the constant threat of darkness. HG/RL HG/SB

Patroling at night, Hermione Granger is dragged into a dark room, bound and held by a stranger.

Sirius learns Hermione's dirty secret

Remus/Hermione/Sirius oneshot. Hermione agrees to organize a masquerade ball for the boys and finds herself in a compromising position when the two mischievous Marauders corner her in her room. Rated M for LEMONS! You've been warned.

Hermione runs into Oliver at a Quidditch game and he offers help in teaching Hermione a thing or two about Quidditch. owhr in later chapters.

AU. I’ll hold you up and drive you all night. I’ll hold you up and drive you baby ‘till you feel the daylight. Sakura/Genma.

LOTR/HP One minute, Hermione Granger is fighting rogue Death Eaters, the next, she's in a place called Middle Earth. Now, she must help Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli to defend Middle Earth until Frodo succeeds. And what of love? COMPLETE

The Victorian Wizarding World. Hermione is thrown back in time due to a Time-Turner accident. The young Dumbledore brothers come to her rescue and she finds unexpected romance... and a mystery to be solved.

Desperate to avoid Molly Weasley's matchmaking schemes, Charlie and Hermione fail to see that another matchmaker has already targeted them. Hermione/Charlie Post DH, EWE

How Draco Malfoy's son helps him fall in love with the most unexpected person. Rated for language and later chapters. R&R.

COMPLETE. Hermione is babysitting three year old Teddy while Remus is going out for dinner with Catherine. But what happens when he returns and hears her moaning his name? Rated M. RemusHermione ship. Oneshot for SnapeandHermione.

What would happen if the Golden TrioFred and George went back to Maurauder's time? Total chaos! Not to mention a comedic experience, an unexpected romance, lots of lies, a prank war, and a game of Truth or Dare! RR!

Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy

Mrs Weasley is searching for Fred and George and sends Hermione to find them.

Fred, Hermione, and George under the effects of polyjuice potion. just for kicks! sort of slash-y, not smutty.

With the end of war, Harry and Ron escape to find themselves. Left behind, Hermione is lost on her own, only to be found by two of the most unlikely people. A strong love and friendship is created, but Ron and Harry's return will bring much turmoil. FHr [INDEFINITE HIATUS]

There was tenderness in one's touch, while the other was rough. One offered a future, the other adventure. They craved one another with a passionate intensity that burned to their very souls and she knew she could never choose. HGBWCW

5 months after graduation, Blaise find Hermione Pregnant and she keeping the fathers name secret, Draco suspects the baby to be his, but the trick is getting her to admit it. DMxHG. I own nothing. rated M for just in case

Shino and his father need help with their mission, but this was more than they expected. Two years after Shippuuden timeline. M for a reason. Shino Sakura, Shibi Kurenai

Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.

Hermione is broken after the war. Harry's in a coma and most of her friends are dead. Will it be to much for her? Or will she find someone to help her move on? PostWar HGSB

What happens if Hermione performs one of the Weasley twins' Daydream Charms and meets the supposed man of her dreams, Will Turner? A mix of HP and PotC. It follows the general HBP plot. Complete with EPILOGUE!

AU. Sisters of a fallen knight come in search of their brother to find so much more. Love, family & revenge. Rated for language & violence mostly. The much anticipated judging by our reviewers work of Tracy137 & Calliann. LOC & TOC. R&R NO FLAMES.

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

An argument leads to a fight in the great hall, which leads to a break up.That leaves the Slytherin Quiditch team with a depressed Capitan.My first oneshoot. The end sucks.

This fic will be a sbhg fic later, but at the mo, its more of a humor genral fic about HG, HP, RW, SB..... you get the point anyway. Rating may go up, but I Siriusly doubt it. (Sorry I thought I'd get that pun out of the way before the story starts.)

Hermione Granger is at her wits end. How come all of the Weasleys are taking such an interest in her life, except for the one she really wants? A Hermione Fred story. Enjoy!

I first knew that Marcus Honorius was not my father when I was twelve. “You may take the mare out into the green if you wish, Viola...you handle a horse excellently.” My mother said softly, “Just like your father.” Marcus Honorius did not ride.

reposted Hermione falls back in time, only to meet Sirius Black, her worst nightmare. Sirius' frustration grows after she becomes a love interest for some of the other Marauders as well as some unlikely Slytherins.

Rated "R" just to be safe. SB&HG. Hermione, Sirius, Remus, Draco, Blaise and Luna have all returned to Hogwarts to teach, along with the old staff. Written for FUN! And.. What REALLY happens in the teacher's lounge?

Desire is a strange thing... Couple it with a restricted potion and a headstrong Gryffindor and what does one or two get? BZHGDM.

Years after graduating, Hermione Granger is called back to Hogwarts to brush up on her potions skills.

The day started out bad, and then got worse when Oliver bumped into a witch who smeared her ice cream on him. A witch who just happened to be Hermione Granger… [nonbeta'ed]

Hermione's curiosity and Gryffindor bravery get the better of her good sense. SSHG TimeTurner