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 Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter. GUILTY(x)PLEASURES Lover of all things Harry Potter x x x x x x UPDATES 2015.12.30 - Illegitimate - Holy $%&! I can't believe I'm saying this, but I am actually going to FINISH this story! Holy smokes, pigs might be flying. Only 1-2 chapters left which I'll be picking up as soon as the holidays are finished! Cheers! And a huge thanks to any and all of you who might have reviewed enough to guilt me into finish... XO. I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! |
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Blue by WeasleyForMe reviews
'"There's something very liberating about being able to express yourself underneath your trousers!" George insisted passionately.' Hermione/George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Prudence by In Dreams reviews
HIATUS - Hermione Granger simply doesn't make errors in judgement. Draco Malfoy knows otherwise... and he isn't willing to let her forget. DMHG, now extended into multiple chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,144 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 2/28/2009 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
On My Knees by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy's role as double-agent for the Order has put him & Hermione Granger into close contact for the last 4 years, turning them into unwitting allies. The secret attraction between them finally reaches a boiling point... Romance-Hot Shag! Story won 1st Place for "HOTTEST SMUT SCENE" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 228 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Burnt Toast by Bex-chan reviews
Dramione one-shot. No plot. This one-shot is pure smut with extreme fantasy and content. Present for Masha. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 381 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Modest Proposal by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A brief look at Harry's life and the wizarding world post-war. A normal Sunday night dinner at the Burrow is interrupted by Ron and Hermione arriving with surprising news. Short, cute, and hopefully true to canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Express by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
FredHermioneGeorge - Full Title: Fred, George, Hermione & the pheromone-pnhancing chocolate-flavoured massage liquid. Entry for the Twin Exchange Love In Unusual Places Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Into the Woods by Bedelia reviews
"I'll give you a permanent pay rise if you'll call him Won-Won around the shop," he said. Lavender scoffed. "There aren't enough galleons in Gringotts to make me relive the horror that was my teen years, George."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2011 - George W., Lavender B. - Complete
The Ever-Locked Room by Bedelia reviews
When an experimental spell goes awry, the spirit of someone long dead ends up stuck in Hermione's mind. Any romance that involves Fred Weasley is bound to be a bit unconventional, but even he never expected this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,238 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Mindless Bliss by DarkRiverTempest reviews
When the end is near, Severus and Hermione engage in a desperate act that might condemn them both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Curious Thought by Bedelia reviews
Cinnamon, a new invention, and a lack of fluxweed land Fred and Hermione in a sticky situation. Written for the Twin Exchange Love is in the Air Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Restricted Actions by littledollface reviews
When she needed to get a book from the Restricted Section, Hermione thought the worst she’d have to deal with was a crazed librarian bent on revenge. Little did she know a whole other kind of trouble was lying in wait. AU 7th Year, dub-con, language. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tall, Ginger and Handsome by WeasleyForMe reviews
Candle lit dinner, new black dress, and an evening full of promise - if only Mr. Tall, Ginger and Handsome would return home!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
The Thing About Affairs by angelically-devilish reviews
Just one night, Draco," she said softly. "It’s New Year’s Eve. He’s working. He’s always working. I just want one night that I can hold in my head and keep me sane until the one day I won’t be able to take it anymore." Draco/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Gravity by 4thesubtext reviews
When Hermione returns from a conference, she has to realise that some things have changed in Hogwarts during her absence... SS/HG. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Detention, Miss Granger by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
I'm free now... if you want me," she said, walking around the desk to stand by his chair, looking down at the obvious tent in his robes before bringing her gaze up to his face. RemusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
True Love's Kiss by Drivelicious reviews
Hermione is given a potion by well meaning friends. Now she is forced to kiss all of her crushes -past and present- until she finds her true love. The question is, who is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,140 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Miss Me Always by SomethingBlue42 reviews
“What’s the matter Granger?” Malfoy asked… “Miss me?” “Always,” she replied, smiling sardonically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Birthday Side Dish by WeasleyForMe reviews
Fred and Hermione find time to focus on each other during Ginny's birthday celebration! Smut! Happy Birthday, Panny!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Left Behind by Panny reviews
It’s only on days like this that the feelings return. Her husband allows her the moment of emotional infidelity because he understands. He misses his elder brother as much as she, if not more, and can put aside his jealousy long enough to allow the grief
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Shamelessly by atruwriter reviews
An evening tryst leads Hermione to the conclusion that she and Fred were meant for more than secrecy. All she has to do is let herself say those three words. :FredHermione OneShot, Challenge issued by Tahneese:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/3/2008 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 534 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lack of Many a Thing I Sought by sing-oldsongs reviews
Fred Weasley has the sort of smirk she cannot stand: arrogant and almost cruel, depending on the circumstance. He is not charming. He is baiting, laughing, grinning at the wrong moments. FredxHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Elephant is Really a Mouse by idea-of-sarcasm reviews
FredHermione. It's just a matter of forgetting the past
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Proposal by Angel-Wing3 reviews
COMPLETE(Sequel to MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING) Harry and Hermione, such a lovely couple... As everyone is expectant about when Harry will pop the question, and unexpected arrival won't make things easy for Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,607 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Only Time Will Tell by chrmisha reviews
Sequel to A Midsummer's Journey by Andrian. After spending a summer in seclusion with Remus Lupin, Hermione Granger is faced with a love deeper than she ever thought possible. I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,359 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Comfort by Andrian1 reviews
She had meant to leave him alone, as he sat there. But when she heard him crying she had wanted only to comfort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,673 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
My Best Friend's Wedding by Elizabeth5 reviews
Harry announces his impending marriage, which causes Hermione to take drastic measures, which causes Draco to sing a rather ridiculous song...Chaos abounds. HHr, DG COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,060 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Enemy by burgundyred reviews
Voldemort, twisted leader that he is, is quite devious. When Draco is told to bring Hermione to the Dark Lord, he doesn't know that her death is the last thing on Voldemort's mind...unusual Darkfic with major twists! DMHG. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,168 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Rose By Any Other Name by kes2 reviews
Hermione's home life isn't as peachy as everyone thinks. When all hope is gone, the most unsuspecting person becomes her saviour.REVISED AND UPDATED. ALMOST FINISHED TOO!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,729 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Hypocrisy of the Rainbow by sweetly-cruel reviews
"One day, Draco," she said, imitating his lack of expression with startling accuracy. "One day, you'll learn that there are more important things than dating someone who doesn't find fault with Narcissa's desserts.' A 1-chapter fic, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Draco M.
A Chance Meeting by midnight arrow reviews
A bored Ron Weasley stumbles into Ottery St. Catchpole one fine summer day only to collide (quite literally) with the one and only Luna Lovegood in a chance meeting that starts a friendship neither anticipated, which just may be a prelude to something dee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Ron W., Luna L.
Just Another Marauders Story by Severity reviews
Poking fun at the cliche Marauder fics. Featuring: Angst!Snape, Travel-through-time-promiscuous!Hermione, Sexy!Sirius, Concience!James, Pimp!Remus, and Cardboard-Cutout!Peter Wo0t! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
My Best Friend's Wedding by Angel-Wing3 reviews
This fic is slightly based on the film, but it's definitely different. Hermione's best friend is getting married... What is she going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,016 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Dementor's Kiss by sweetly-cruel reviews
A short story told from Ginny's POV. This is my idea of how a relationship between her and Malfoy would be . Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Till There Was You by Bella O reviews
Hermione and Ron are engaged, but what happens when Hermione realizes that red head she's in love with, isn't the one she's marrying. Hr/F.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,517 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 9/7/2002 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Darkness and Light by cyropi reviews
Love lasts forever – or so they thought. Months have passed, months in which Draco and Hermione’s relationship has deepened. But Lucius has been planning… and he could destroy their love forever. The sequel to Fire and Ice. (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,926 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Perfect World by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Sequel to Bury the Hatchet. As a new school year approaches, Professor Weasley is called back to duty as an Auror. Hermione by his side, they are faced with preventing an ancient magic with the potential to destroy Muggle-kind from being unleashed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,697 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Midsummer's Journey by Andrian1 reviews
Hermione's sixth year is ending, but something has happened and she cant go home. Will she be able to adjust to the person she must spend her summer with? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,361 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 3/18/2003 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Insertion by Fyrie reviews
Lucius Malfoy runs into a strange creature in Knockturn Alley - “You’re not meant to try and kill me! I’m a self-insertion, dammit! You’re meant to fall madly in love with me because of my stunning good looks!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Fire and Ice by cyropi reviews
Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
At Second Sight by ducky-doll reviews
*Finished* Wanting to join a prestigious Quidditch school, 7th Year Oliver Wood is forced to be tutored, by the uncool and unpopular Hermione Granger! Then things change when he begins to fall for her... Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,985 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2002 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Flesh of the Jade Guardian by Agent 99 reviews
COMPLETED::Harry returns to hogwarts under the threat of the Dark Lord and accompanied by the strange images of his parents' past. They may explain what the Potter's died for and why a mysterious appearance has the Ministry holding its breath...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 207,729 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/8/2002 - Published: 9/20/2001 - Complete
Bury the Hatchet: Revised by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Prof. Hermione Granger is leading a perfectly content little life, having left her past behind her. However, someone shows up at Hogwarts who forces her to relive the past, remember old feelings, and...help him prevent a murder. Revised version!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,605 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
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Illegitimate reviews
And so she lie in her bed on an already too warm Sunday morning, thinking about how much she despised herself. Thinking about the very fact you simply could not begin a successful relationship on a lie. It was like a foundation of sand, and she knew that eventually it would crumble in beneath her. F/Hr and R/Hr; post-war fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,981 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G., Fred W.
Seducing a Weasley reviews
When Hermione asks George to help her seduce a Weasley, he wasn't the one she'd had in mind. G/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Hunting Wabbits reviews
When Draco and Hermione are sent on their first Auror mission, hunting down a giant bunny is the last thing they expect. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Need You Now reviews
Draco seemed off-put by her bluntness but the brief flicker of shock upon his face was just that, brief, fleeting. Both were here for the same reason. Comfort. D/Hr; song-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
