The only problem with the straight and narrow, is that it's so long and thin that I keep slipping off.
Spacemen 3

Edward Cullen is NOT a Vampire.
He lives in forests and sparkles. He's Obviously a Fairy.

Twitter: @RadioAktivStorm

Personal motto: It's All Fine

Trans, gay, fabulous, proud, and in an extremely dependant relationship.

Hello everyone, I'm a mid-teen fanboy with a passion for writing. I spend a majority of my time in my room with my Videos, DVDs, Laptop and music. I'm pretty solitary really, but still hang out with friends and what-have-you. But it's always my Laptop that I come back to.

Bit of Background info on me: I live in Dorset now, but used to be on the other side of London, and I miss London greatly. I went back to London itself for 5 days for my birthday a few years back, and loved it. I love London itself. All the excitement, the cultures, the lights... Baker Street...

My main hobbies are - as you can tell - writing, reading and daydreaming. I adore series like Sherlock, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Supernatural, White Collar. I'll try anything, really.

I'm planning on being a writer one day, and possibly a journalist in between, I already have a sort-of job at my local Paper. Writing has always been a large part of my life, either out on paper, or in my head, thinking up stories to pass time. I've completed NaNoWriMo, Script Frenzy and Camp NaNo (Google it!!) and wrote a SHERLOCK script in the style of the 2010 BBC show for Script Frenzy, but one day, when I can work on a new detective of my own, this will be the storyline. Give me time and coffee...

I went to a Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat signing on the 2nd of Nvember, where I met my partner. She's everything to me and keeps me calm when I have nobody else to turn to.

The main Characters in my own story, Stars of Zodiac, are Adric Sebastian Greaves and Jake Benedict Ives. They are in their mid twenties, live in North Gower Street, and managed to get into Detective jobs at Scotland Yard due to Adric deciding to try and get into a crime scene on a fake badge. It worked until the real DI turned up and they were arrested, then enroled as DIs becuase they were almost better at the job than DI Thornton (Choccy).

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass

'If I don't get out of this alive, I might die' - My friend doing an impression of a Survival-man like Bear Grylls.

And finally, a little section of a Sherlock Holmes book that I feel sums up the Consulting Detective Perfectly:

(Random-Man in the case is the guy talking at Holmes, and the 1st person stuff is obviously Doctor Watson.)

'I know you, you scoundrel! I've heard of you before. You are Holmes the meddler.'
My friend smiled.
'Holmes the busybody!'
His smile broadened.
'Holmes the Scotland Yard jack-in-office.'
Holmes chuckled heartily. 'Your conversation is most entertaining,' said he. 'When you go out close the door, for there is a decided draught.'

Darth Vader: Luke...I am your Mother.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

(Created by a friend of mine in an exceedingly boring Additional Science Lesson)

Unicorn: Hey there. I'm a Unicorn.
Centaur: Oh, yea?
Unicorn: I used to be a Rainbow Pony, but I evolved.
Centaur: ...

(The Centaur is just there to make it flow and keep up the mythical creature idea. Well, we all know they're real. Unicorns are just Horses. But Horses have horns that can be retracted. If we cross a Horse with a Rhino maybe...)

I feel the need to apologise here for not updating for about a year now. I'm sorry, my muse left me and GCSE's started and god it's good to be back. So I'll be trying to update as much as I can on anything I can, and re-publishing a few fics with major plotholes and spelling errors (mostly just A Different Perspective)

So don't give up hope. I'm still here.