He Loves Me (Parody of Don't Trust Me by 3oh!3) Yeah so new addition into my musical thing….. don't like it as much as weevil rock you but ya know one hit wonder much? =(
(Ianto)
Waistcoat with red shirt underneathe
I got the breath of the last cuppa coffe on my teeth
And hes immortal (immortal) and he doesn't sleep
Hes got antiques from the 40's and he always cheats
(Jack)
G-G-G-Guns always pressed to our heads
Deadly Situations that usually end with us up in bed (Ianto: JACK!)
Go to your Boyfried and don't let him slip
Cause me and Yan are happy 'nd don't you go stoppin it
(Ianto)
He'll never forget me whoa
He'll always love me whoa
He loves my coffee whoa
Whoa -oh-aoh
Don't touch my man
Get your mitts off my man
Get away from my man
He loves me
He'll never forget me whoa
He'll always love me whoa
He loves my coffee whoa
Whoa -oh-aoh
Don't touch my man
Get your mitts off my man
Get away from my man
He loves me
(Jack)
Exes on a deadly kill spree
If they threaten him I wont hear a plea
And I'll throw you into a weevil cage
Pepper me with bullets but that wont cure my rage
B-B-B-Bullet holes cover my chest
But not even the daleks can put me to rest
And the *somewhatawesomepart* is
Ianto: Jack… just no…no.. Don't go there…
Jack: your no fun...
He'll never forget me whoa
He'll always love me whoa
He loves my coffee whoa
Whoa -oh-aoh
Don't touch my man
Get your mitts off my man
Get away from my man
He loves me
He'll never forget me whoa
He'll always love me whoa
He loves my coffee whoa
Whoa -oh-aoh
Don't touch my man
Get your mitts off my man
Get away from my man
He loves me
Back Gwen nd don't flutter your eyes
Do the old person and try n go blind
(I Said!) Back Gwen nd don't flutter your eyes
Do the old person and try n go blind
(Jack Agrees with me!) Back Gwen nd don't flutter your eyes
Do the old person and try n go blind
Hey yan wanna go do some paperwork?(whoa)
No jack don't even think about (whoa, whoa oh oh)
Oh come on! (whoa)
Do anything and I will not hesitate to kill you (whoa)
Promises promises…. (whoa)
He'll never forget me whoa
He'll always love me whoa
He loves my coffee whoa
Whoa -oh-aoh
Don't touch my man
Get your mitts off my man
Get away from my man
He loves me
He'll never forget me whoa
He'll always love me whoa
He loves my coffee whoa
Whoa -oh-aoh
Don't touch my man
Get your mitts off my man
Get away from my man
He loves me
*Glompage*