BEFORE I START A LITTLE WARNING ABOUT ALCOHOL. TRUE STORY.

My brother likes alcohol and drinks it a lot. He always goes to parties with his friends, and has them round here. One day, he had a little too much alcohol. My brother’s friends were there, and got my dad for help. He had sick round his mouth and was ghostly pale. I thought he was dead. They moved him down and my dad hosed water down his throat. Me and my brother’s friend Laura were crying the whole time. Luke was currently tying my brother’s friend Sam to the bed, because he was too drunk, and wouldn’t sleep. My brother wasn’t waking up, and we thought we’d have to take him to hospital to get his stomach pumped. Craig came in and told me everything would be ok, that he was mixing the wrong stuff, and was paralysed. We stayed up all night terrified, waiting for something to happen. Eventually at 5:30am he woke up, and remembered nothing. He felt fine and was shocked at what had happened. That night my brother was very lucky, he is now ok, but is put off alcohol for a long time—he nearly died that night. We were told we had to get him to puke a lot to get the alcohol out of his system, and if we didn’t sober him up when we did...he could have been paralysed forever.

This is a true story about MY brother. It happened a few nights ago. Please copy and paste if you care. I nearly lost my brother that night. (change the MY brother part though cos it wasn’t your brother it was mine :L)

Name: Mary

Nickname(s) that normal people call me: Lol I don’t have any because I don’t know any normal people and I wouldn’t want it any other way! Xxx J

Nickname(s) that my weird friend calls me: Fluff, Bubbles, Big Tits, Wifey, Mawey, Bitch (not in a mean kind of way)

Age: 13

Gender: Female

Eye colour: Hazel-ish

Hair colour: Was blonde, now going brown

Favourite colour: Green

Youtube account: evilvampsrule

Fandoms: Twilight, Wizards or Waverly Place, doctor who, Harry Potter, The vampire diaries.

People who you should definitely look at on Fanfiction: Icefox19, HappyKitty95, Layla Loves Twilight, bexxyy, Hannah Writes R IHateCakesWithPinkFrosting, xxIsabella Swan Cullenxxx, XxDaAshersxX, Jade2410, UntilDusk

Celeb Crushes: Taylor Lautner (duh), Shia Lebuff, David Henrie, John Travolta (Don’t laugh lol me and Amy were saying how he is quite fit [well was, he must be quite old by now)

I am a member of: Tha What The Fuck Girls (VERY exclusive only 2 peeps we are in the making of a show), Team Jacob, MSH, R.I.P Gillian Pavey (This is a group that hate Gillian pavey on fb cos she lied about cancer bitch said she was gonna die and we all cried bitch)

I AM OBSESSED WITH LEAH CLEARWATER! I THINK SHE IS SO COOL!! SHE IS SO UNIQUE AND ALSO BITCHY!!! I WOULD LOVE TO BE A WOLF!

Everyone hates Leah and that's mean. They don't understand how hard it is to be the only female werewolf. Plus the thing with Sam.

Team Leah.

And they all lived happily ever after.

Except for Leah.

Because she deserves her happily ever after.

Leah Clearwater

Born: 1986

Turned wolf: Early 2006

OLD nickname by Sam: Lee Lee

Species: Shape Shifter/She Wolf

Seth is her little brother.

Leah has had to go through heart break from Sam when he left her for her second cousin and then she had to be the only female wolf when the guys are being really insensitive. It is very hard for her so she tortures the pack with memories of her pain caused by Sam's imprinting.

In breaking dawn she leaves to join Jacob's pack claiming it's to protect Seth but it is really to get away from Sam.

In the newborn attack in eclipse Jacob gets hurt protecting Leah when she tries to fight a vampire alone. What most people don't know is that the reason she did it was to prove herself as worthy as the rest of the pack.

In Breaking Dawn she has a talk with Jacob and they become friends through common heartbrokenness.

Leah is sad because her again has stopped she is no longer menstrual therefore cannot have a baby like Rosalie.

Out of all the characters in the books i sympathise her the most. So what if Bella has Victoria after her? It is her wn fault.

I think Breaking dawn should have ended with Jacob not imprinting on Renesmee and Leah and him ending up together.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on:

Jacob Black (New Moon), Embry Call (New Moon), Paul (New Moon), Jared (New Moon), Emmet Cullen (Twilight), Edward Cullen (Twilight), Will Turner (Pirates of the Carribean), Stefan Salvatore (Vampire Diaries), Damon Salvatore (Vampire Diaries), Godric (True Blood), Prince Dude (Prince of Persia).

I am obsessed with Leah Clearwater. She is so much cooler than sweet, boring Bella! She really does deserve her happy ending but she doesn't get one.

i also luv evil vamps! Me and my best friend Amy r like obsessed with twilight! My fave character is Leah Clearwater, and Alice Cullen but close behind is:

Jane Volturi

Jasper Hale

Rosalie Hale

Jacob Black (TEAM JACOB!!)

My favourite books and films of all time are the Twilight Saga!! :) And now joining in the ranks is the House of Night series.

My favourite TV shows are:

The Vamire Diaries

True Blood (I do like vampires!)

Two and a half men

H20 just add water (I like mythical creatures OK!!)

Favourite Twilight pairings (If it has an x at the end that means as just friends)

Jacob+Bella

Paul+Bella

Embry+Bella

Leah+Bella x

Emmet+Bella x

Victoria+Bella x

Leah and Bella

Jacob and Leah

My fave Twilight couple: Paul and Bella-except i edit Bella loads to make her actually cool.

My fave H20 couple: Rikki and Zane ;)

My fave Vampire Diaries couple: Elena and Damon (Who doesn't like a bad boy?! ;-))

My fave movies: Twilight+New Moon, American Pie 1-7, Scary Movie 1-4, Angus thongs and perfect snogging, Percy Jackson and the lightning thief, St Trinians 1+2, Titanic, House of Night.

My fave Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Kiss, My Sister Jodie, Marked, Betrayed, and all the other house of night books.

My fave music/artists: Rihanna, Justin Bieber, JLS, Tinchy Stryder, Kesha, The Saturdays, Pink, Beyonce, Selena Gomez, Eminem, Akon, The Black eyed peas, Skillet, Lady Gaga, Taio Cruz, Jason Derulo.

My celebrity idols (first 2 in order): Ashley Greene, Taylor Lautner (How could i not luv him?), Julia Jones, Cameron Diaz, Rihanna.

My fave colour: Green (Not like ugly green, more like lime green or Jade Green!)

My lucky number: 2

My friends: My best friends are Amy (Alejandro), Jade, Dani, Micheleae (Makkyz) , Teggen, Beth, Loiuse, Hannah, Shannon, Amy B, Jordan-haha he's the only boy..is he gay?

Team: JACOB BABY!

If you've read Twilight over four times- then copy and paste on to your profile.

TWILIGHT OATH:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!!

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A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he said "No". She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No". Then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he said "No". She had heard enough; she needed to leave.

As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don`t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."

A man bought 12 flowers. 11 real and 1 fake. He said, "I will love you until the last flower dies."

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.

A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.

At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

There was a girl named Becca and a boy named Joe. Becca was in a burning house. None of the firefighters could get in the house because the fire was too big. Joe dressed in one of the fire suits and got into the house. When he got up the stairs, the steps fell off behind him. When he got into her room he sealed the door up behind him. He held her tight, kissed her, hugged her, then said that he loved her. She asked what was wrong, and he said that he was going to die. Her eyes widened as she began to cry. He picked her up and jumped out of the four story house. He landed on his back with her on top of him. He died to save her life.

There was girl who loved a boy so much she said to the boy, "If I told you that I liked you, would you take it as a joke?"
The boy said, "Yes I would."
She asked, "Why?"
The boy replied, "Because I know you don't like me, I know you love me!"

Love Means... (a girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

And then there's

Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987

If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

The 10 Commandments of Twilight

1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.

2. You shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain.

3. Remember to keep release dates calendared.

4. Honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence.

5. You shall not kill humans or shape-shifting wolves.

6. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.

7. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore.

8. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.(Unless he can't hear you...)

9. You shall not covet Edward.

10. You shall not covet Edward's Volvo, or various Cullen cars.

Ten reasons to be team Jasper:

1. He's sensitive to your feelings, literally.

2. He doesn't take his brothers to strip clubs.

3. He fought in the civil war.

4. He didn't kill Bella.

5. He sparkles.

6. He never left anyone.

7. He showed everyone how to fight.

8. Blonds have more fun.

9. He has an amazing ability to put up with Rosalie.

10. He's just that cool. TEAM JASPER ALWAYS AND FOREVER AMEN

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books?

10 hours straight for each one.

Who introduced you to the books?

My brother (I know it’s strange)

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Bought the first one, forced my dad to buy me the rest

Who is your favourite character?

Leah and Alice. J

Who's your favourite vampire?

Alice

Who is your favourite werewolf?

Paul...and Embry...and maybe Jake...and Seth. Hee hee.

What's one of your favourite quotes from the stories?

I’ll fight for you until your heart stops beating-Jacob Black, Eclipse

What was your favourite Bella and Edward moment?

In Eclipse when Alice kidnaps her and she rolls over only to find that she was in Edward’s arms. Lol I love that. Also the proposal.

What was your favourite Bella and Jacob moment?

When she realises she loves him. I cried my eyes out at the end of eclipse when she told him she chose Edward.

How about your favourite Bella and Alice moment?

In Eclipse when Alice 'kidnapped' Bella and was painting her toe-nails lolz!

What was your favourite adventure/battle?

The Eclipse battle with the newborns

Which book cover was your favourite?

Breaking Dawn

Are these books among your favourite books of all?

Yes

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Both

Jasper or Alice?

Both

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Rosalie

Esme or Charlie?

Charlie (he’s so funny in eclipse!)

Charlie or Carlisle?

Charlie

Charlie or Billy?

Billy

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires

REMEMBER ME

Receptionist: You know you can't smoke in here.
Tyler: Why do you have an ashtray?
Receptionist: It's a bowl, it completes the room.
Tyler: I guess it was just here to tease me.

Do You...

Have any siblings: a brother named Will.
Have any pets: My kitten named Fluffy Mc Muffin Marshmallow Volturi Smith, and my other kitten Tiger/T-Buff, my pigs Cookie, Piggie, Fudge and Miss Wheatley, my sheep, my chickens Curnal Sanders, Taylor Lautner and Chicken Little, my duck Chocolate, my geese, and...my horses.

Have a job: School.
Have a mobile: A sexy one.
Have any special talents or skills: Writing, Acting, history.
Have any fears: claustrophobia.
Have a bedtime: On school days 11, on other days none. Lol.
Sing in the shower: Erm...no!!!!
Want to go to college/uni: Yeah
Get along with your parents: My mum: all the time. My dad: Never.
Have any piercings: Ears and Belly button.
Have any tattoos: No (But I will when I’m old enough)
Swear: Duh!
Smoke: No way man!

Drink: Who doesn't drink? GEEZ- STUPID! But I’m put off for about a week since it made my brother paralytic.
Do Drugs: Nope and I never will.

Love xxx...

Ever been in love: Yes, but it ended in tears (mine L)
Ever cheated on a boyfriend: No and will never do that!
Are you single: Yuppers ;)
Do you have a crush on someone: Not anymore no..
Ever been dumped: Once.

This or That...

Fruit or vegetable: Fruit
Black or White: Black (Not emo though!)
Lights on or lights off: On.
TV or Movie: Movie
Car or Truck: Car
Cash or Check: Cash.
Rock or Rap: Rap!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate...duh!
French toast or French Fries: French Fries.

Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries.
Cookies or Muffins: Cookies.
Winter break or Summer break: Summer

Hugs or Kisses: Kisses ;)

Have you ever...

Danced in a public place: Obvs.
Smiled for no reason: Duh.
Laughed so hard you cried: With my friends...every fucking day!
Talked to someone you don't know: Well ya.
Drank alcohol: Yeah, but I’m not a complete alcoholic like my brother!

Done drugs: Yes. Edward Cullen is my drug. And I am his personal brand of heroin. So fuck off Bella!
Partied until the sun came up: duh!
Gotten a ticket: nope
Been arrested: not yet ;)
Been convicted of a crime: nope
Been in a wreck: What kind?
Been out of the country: too many times to count J

Random and silly junk...

Are you a virgin: Yes
Have you ever TP'd someones house: I'd like to. Miss Weatley’s man!
Have you ever egged someone's house: No...again, Miss Weatley’s!!
How many languages do you speak: English, French, German, Quileute...yes I learned it! And Turkish.
Who do you compare yourself to: My best friend Amy. She’s the best, it’s like looking in a mirror. =)
Do you ever regret anything: Oh ya
Do you like being tickled: Yep, especially by boys!
What are your goals: I HATE goal making!!
Are your fingers tired: No.?
Are you tired of this survey: Kinda
Are you happy: sometimes K

Other stuff about me...

Hobbies: Reading, hanging with friends, shopping, gossiping, Celebs, Facebook...
Fears: Dying alone.

Favourite Colours: Green, that’s it.
Favourite Songs: Anything by Rihanna, Kesha, N-Dubz, Eminem, and everyone else.
Favourite Artists/ bands: See above answer.
Favourite books: Twilight, House of Night, Angus thongs and perfect snogging (10 books), Princess Diaries and more, oh and the black dagger brotherhood series mate!!
Books I'm going to read in the near future: The rest of the House of Night books =)
Favourite TV shows: Wowp, Doctor Who, Nikita, Sonny with a chance, vampire dieares
Favourite Movies: Kill Bill, Twilight saga, Angus thongs and perfect snogging, St. Trinians 1&2, Titanic, Orphan, Scary movie 1-4, House Bunny, Valentine’s Day, the Notebook, Harry Potter 1-6, Marley and me, American Pie 1-7, Van Wilder, Black Sheep, What women want, Ghost of girlfriends past, Bride Wars, Ghost Town, Freaky Friday, Mean Girls, 13 going on 30...need I go on?-yes I do..The Hills Run Red, the last house on the left, now I’m gonna stop for now.
Stuff I say a lot: Fuck off., I love you so much.

Actors I love: Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene (she’s the best!!), Kellan Lutz, and Selena Gomez, Whoever plays Gogo Yubari in Kill Bill, Nikki Reed, Daniel Radcliffe and much more.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Win amp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits: So Sad-Eminem (Erm, I guess it’s a sad movie then...)

Waking Up: (OMG that is just wierd...) Love is in the air-St Trinians Soundtrack

First Day At School: Chain Reaction-Kesha (Meh)

Making Your New Best Friend: The Kids-B.o.B (I guess it sort of fits)

Falling In Love: Tik Tok Wolfedelic Remix-Kesha (Don’t see how this fits at all)

Breaking Up: Funeral Song-Chris Moyles (Why do I even have this song??? I guess it fits the down mood though)

Prom: Photo Finish-30H! 3 (Party music so yeah)

Graduation: Endless Summer-Cascada (This works...how?)

Life's Okay: Every time I hear your name-Cascada (yeah well she said she’s fine so yeah)

Death of a Close Friend: Only Making Love-JLS (So that’s what I was doing with my mate before she died???)

Mental Breakdown: 30H! 3 feat Katy Perry-Starstruck (No Comment, but I have good music don’t I?)

Driving: St Trinians Theme Song (lol Wild Driving then)

Flashback: Fascination-La Roux (...)

Getting Back Together: Umbrella-Rihanna Feat Jay-Z (Yeah kind of fits)

Birth of Child: Long Way Down-Timbaland (lol)

Wedding Scene: Man Dem-Chipmunk ft Tinchy Stryder (...)

Car Accident: The way I are-Timbaland (I must have been following the actions of this song to have a crash)

Final Battle: Rainbow Veins-Owl City (Way too happy)

Death Scene: Ring-a-ling- The Black Eyed Peas (Somebody left their phone on then...)

Funeral Song: 25 to life-Eminem (...)

End Credits: Runaway-Cascada (Yeah I should think it fits!)

Deleted Scenes: Love Hate-Girls Aloud (Yeah works)

1. Your real name: Mary

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Ramyx

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Marizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Green Guineapig

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Elizabeth Wambrook

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Smima

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Silver coke (LOL)

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Anne John

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Fluffy

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

- Unknown

If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking

If I can stop one heart from breaking,
I shall not live in vain;
If I can ease one life the aching,
Or cool one pain,
Or help one fainting robin
Unto his nest again
I shall not live in vain.

- Emily Dickinson

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

Yes, I look at you when you don't know.

Yes, I smile at your stupid jokes.

Yes, I like to play football so I can tackle you.

Yes, though I like you it doesn't mean I don't want you to be happy with someone else.

Yes, I wish we could be happy together.

Yes, I blush when you talk perverted.

Yes, I fear rejection.

Yes, I'm still that shy little girl inside.

Yes, fighting is a cover for when I want to cry.

Yes, I cry.

Yes, I do get my feelings hurt.

Yes, your little good charm likes to hang out with the team for other reasons.

Yes, I love it when you win and you carry me around.

Yes, I love spending an afternoon just talking with you and your boys.

Yes, I am a thriteen year old girl who is falling in love with someone who will never love her back.

Yes, your idiot friends are more trustworthy than mine.

Yes, When I get mad and start punchng you and screaming at you, I love it and need it when you hold me till I calm down.

Yes, I like falling asleep next to you.

Yes, I am jealous when I see with her.

Yes, I'm happy you have her.

Yes, I don't understand love and I dont' know how to work with a mangled heart.

Yes, my heart is mangled and damaged.

Yes, I love it when you defend me

And Yes, I'm saying this again and again in my head every time you treat me like I'm one of your dudes.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. (This is happening to me but still waiting for him to come tell me I’m his personal brand of heroin—(2 months later)--wait no now turns out he’s just another complete asshole :’()

If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you want this damn war to end, copy and paste it into you're profile

WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.

The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.

Courtney liked jack also.

Well, of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.

Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.

One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.

Ashley sat right behind them.

She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.

Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.

Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.

Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.

I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you, Jack.

I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley.

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.
Thank you.

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

Was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,"Please God, why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,"You deserve to die

You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

A True Boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad,

Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth,

Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you,

Grab her and don't let go.

When she starts cussing at you,

Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet,

Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignores you,

Give her your attention.

When she pulls away,

Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst,

Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying,

Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking,

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared,

Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder,

Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat,

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you,

Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time,

Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt,

Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you,

She really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands,

Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you,

Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret,

Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes,

Don't looks away until she does.

When she misses you,

She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart,

The pain never really goes away.

When she says its over,

She still wants you to be hers.

When she re-post this bulletin,

She wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad,

Hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her--because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she

wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I’m locked up

All day long.

When I’m awake I’m all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I’ll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it’s now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

EVERY YEAR 54 percent OF CHILDREN WHO ARE PHYSICALLY ABUSED DIE FROM THE ABUSE

PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you think Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.

Ashley Greene who plays Alice Cullen is my fave actress and fave Twilight character!

Bella Swan the shewolf links

(Someone left a review saying she should have short hair because she is a wolf so I used the hair of someone I idolise)

Bella:

http:///_9Zf_P9g6cuo/STPjuz41nnI/AAAAAAAACOg/LEqw4zVyVUw/s400/rihanna_emo_hair_m.jpg

Bella (Wolf Form):

(I know it says Leah Clearwater on it but I want it to be Bella)

http:///images02/113/m_da2aa928c82a4dc2b39c9d0a5956e3c9.jpg

(Also if you want to see a photo, I have one too)

http://wwwnaturheilpraxis-weberde/praxis/Wolf-Jo1jpg

Leah:

(Actual what she will look like if it isn’t obvious)

http:///spots/leah-clearwater/images/11945841/title/eclipse-promo-hq

Leah (Wolf Form):

(This is an actual picture of what she will look like-well it said it was anyway)

http://wwwwolvesdennet/images/tmbrwolf2jpg

(You already know what Emily looks like)

Kim:

http:///files/images/Rihanna.preview.jpg

Tony:

http:///image/quileaute/cowgirl_34_2008/emo/emo-boys-are-hot.jpg

I am still deciding whether or not to make Tony turn into a werewolf. Yey or neh?

EMBRY (WOLF FORM-purr purr)

http:///images/brenders/brenders_-_one_to_one_-_gray_wolf.JPG

OK I AM SORRY but I know that Seth, Collin and Brady haven’t phased yet (BUT THEY WILL) but I saw the cutest little wolfy pictures so I wanted to show how they’ll look now! Ok...

Collin and Brady:

http://i44tinypiccom/f41yd4jpg (I watched this eclipse preview and it showed 2 seconds of either Collin or Brady and he was soooo cute!!!! A lot smaller than in this picture but I couldn’t find a photo so yeah)

Collin and Brady wolf form:

http:///humor/pictures/2006/wolves.JPG

Seth:

(This is actually the guy who will play him-Boo Boo Stewart-I know gay name!)

http:///2009/08/boo_boo_stewart_1249751277.jpg

Seth in wolf form:

http:///mq/testimages/54576_51e1259ed55e04c68895.jpg

For my story 'Out of the Abyss' chapter 4

Bellas outfit (I know it looks slightly different from how i described it but i couldn't find one that looks like my dress that i used

http:///_908dBVZpc_w/SmW4LyZg5PI/AAAAAAAACvE/2W5_Yhqs9SM/s400/chanel+inspired+little+black+dress.jpg

Leahs outfit (This one looks completely different i apologise)

http:///2f0j00KMmEkgohlPcO/Womens-Long-Cotton-Top-Dress-1114-.jpg

For my story "Angela" Chapter 6, funeral outfits:

Bella's outfit:

http:///cgi/img-set/BQcDAAAAAwoDanBnAAAABC5vdXQKFkdIOFA0aXlOM2hHRlcwSldteVZJQmcAAAACaWQKAXgAAAAEc2l6ZQ.jpg

Alice's outfit:

http:///cgi/img-set/BQcDAAAAAwoDanBnAAAABC5vdXQKFkpEWkNjM1U5M0JHZmgtZ3l3T1h1U2cAAAACaWQKAXgAAAAEc2l6ZQ.jpg

Twilight teams

The team that mean, insensitive boys such as my brother would choose:

Team Tyler's van

Team Emmet

Team Edward?

Team Jacob?

PHHSSSHH!

I'm team Emmet!!

Team Bella

If it wasn't for her Forks would still just be an eating utensil!

Team Rosalie

Cus deep down we all think she's awesome!

Team Jasper

Edward's the fast one!

Emmet's the strong one!

But Jasper can sit alone in the corner and still make everyone jealous!

TEAM LEAH!

And they all lived happily ever after.

Except for Leah.

Because she deserves her happy ending xxx

Team Volturi

Because nobody can beat an italian vampire mafia with sweet black capes!

Team Carlisle

Making doctors sexy since 1668!

I love the Volturi!!! But...

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(Paste this to your Profile if your Team Volturi)

Something sad for my profile, hope it will thouch your heart, it sure did mine...

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to

buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went

to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give

this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after

all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her

where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can

give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be

with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we

check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to

his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then h e looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my

mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough

to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my

basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I

started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which

mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a

critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to

recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the

newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went

to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for

people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her

hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her

chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed

forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a

drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it n ever touched your heart

Hee hee alot on moy profile sorry love to you all xx J