I DON'T HAVE A STRICT REGIME ABOUT UPDATING, SO IT IS ALWAYS HIT AND MISS. I AM SORRY IF THIS DOESN'T WORK FOR OTHER READERS, BUT IT IS ALL I CAN MANAGE WITH HAVING A LIFE OUTSIDE OF FANFIC AS WELL (even though some of my friends seem to think I don't when I really do...)

Name: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to jump through this computer and kill you ;)

Age: Hardly relevant

Birthday: 10-12-???????????????????????

Likes: Books (obviously), Starkid (Marry me Darren!), food, family and friends, the color black (no, I'm not a goth), Robert Downey Jr (I'm his self-proclaimed trophy wife), music (almost all country except for Taylor Swift and Rascal Flatts. Taylor is a crap singer in my opinion and Rascal Flatt's sings through his nose), corny jokes, and other stuff I can't think of...

Dislikes: hypocrites, people who don't use their turn signals when driving, guys who are total dicks (yes, I have a potty mouth, sue me), people who absolutely hate Robert Downey Jr and Darren Criss, people who can't use the English language properly, people who use at at the end of the sentence, REALLY cheesy movies (if their slightly cheesy then its ok. Just so long as they don't cross that line) and other stuff I can't think of...

Top Books (not in any particular order):

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Gemma Doyle Trilogy

The Book Thief (Terribly sad, but funny in some parts)

Beautiful Creatures

The Lux Series

The Elemental Series

Sherlock Short Stories

Top Shows (not in any particular order):

NCIS (TIVA!!!!)

Blue Bloods

Royal Pains

Warehouse 13

Castle

Haven

Duck Dynasty (Hey JACK! ;))

Anything on History Channel

Mythbusters

Sherlock on BBC

Supernatural

Favorite Anime

Fairy Tail

One Piece

Say I Love You

Kaichou wa Maid-Sama

Bleach

Top Movies

Harry Potter

Avengers

Iron Man 1. 2. 3

Sherlock Holmes

Avatar (The Na'vi, not Airbender. Although I like that one too)

RED

Pride and Prejudice

Star Wars

Star Trek (Chris Pine and Benedict Cumberbatch...yummmmm...)

The Princess Bride

Lord of the Rings

P.S. Please don't be afraid of critiquing my work, it will help me in the future!

The reasons why I don't update nearly as fast as other authors is because I read and review a lot, but also because I don't want to have to ask you readers for help. I believe that fanfic writers should come up with their own ideas. This is also an insight into me, because I am a very self-dependent person (even if my parents don't think so) so I hate asking people for help, even though I know when to ask. So don't take this as me hating on you if you have asked from other readers for help, its just me personally. Betas are fine though, because that's what they do; offer ideas, check grammar, tell you to tweak it a little more, etc. Plus school, homework, and my social life are always busy, but whatever.

Inspiration for my first story Lisanna's Happy Ending actually came from all the cliche fics about Lucy leaving and finding love with someone else. I thought this would be a different and interesting take on what would happen if the roles were switched, with my own twists and turns! And don't be afraid to read it, it isn't that bad (I hope:))

I have started writing another story, which is one most people will like (hopefully...). If you have never read or watched Fairy Tail, you are fine, it just uses the characters and their personalities. It's called Prideful Fairies and it's using the characters from Fairy Tail and made their lives like Pride and Prejudice, obviously with my own plot twists.

One last thing before I stop...

CURSE YOU FANFICTION AND FANFICTION WRITERS FOR GIVING US READERS UNIMAGINABLE EXPECTATIONS FOR MEN (OR WOMEN, WHICHEVER YOU PREFER)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with NCIS, who can express herself better with writing than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

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Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls

(This was written by a guy)
Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling.
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1) Have you ever been asked out?
Unfortenately by a douche...and I said yes...

2) Where did you get your default picture?
The world wide web ;)

3) What's your middle name?

Francis (grandpa spelled his wife's name wrong...)

4) Your current relationship status?

Single and ready to mingle

5) Does your crush like you back?

Don't have one right now.

6) What is your current mood?

Done with everything

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

blue

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Gray mostly

9) Missing something?

My sanity...always

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

I really have no idea...

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A cat or sloth, so I can sleep all day.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yeah, stupid drivers on the expressway need to turn on their lights in the morning!

13) Something you do a lot?

Write, read, sleep, eat, act like a lunatic, cry over fictional characters, other hobbies

14) The song stuck in your head?

After Ever After

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

PavLuvsPercyJackson

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Josh Hutcherson and Hugh Jackman

17) When was the last time you cried?

Last night while watching an AMV about Harry Potter. Beautiful!

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Nope

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

The power to have any power I want. Or the power to go to a gym and absorb everyone's health benefits while their working out.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Their hair, whether its curly or not. It's not a deciding factor or anything, I usually just start at the top when looking at guys.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

I go to Hiene Bros...so...

22) What's your biggest secret?

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you ;)

23) Favorite color?
Black

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Not really, no

25) What are you?

I am a woman, hear me smash!!!

26) Do you speak any other language?
Little bit of Korean, French and German.

27) What's your favorite smell?

The smell of old books and their paper.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Twisted

29) Have you ever been kissed in the rain?

No.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Why I'm even doing this...

31) What should you be doing?

Sleeping or homework depending on the time of day.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

That douche I mentioned earlier.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

It's alright.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Criss, because that would mean I would be Darren Criss' wife, or of some sort of relation to him!

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Not really, at least not that I know of.

36) What is your natural hair color?
Strawberry Blonde. People say I'm a redhead, but I'm not.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

See number 32 and 1.

(Bold=yes)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x) You love hoodies
(x) You love jeans
(x) Dogs are better than cats
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x) Shopping is torture.
(x) Sad movies suck
(x) You own/ed an X-Box.
(x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid
(x) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
(x) You watch sports on TV
(x) Gory movies are cool
(x) You go to your dad for advice
(x) You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(x) You like going to high school football games.
(x) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear
(x) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think
(x) Sports are fun
(x) Talk with food in your mouth.
(x) Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x) Cats are better than dogs.

(x) You wear lip gloss/Chapstick (does lip balm count?)

(x) You love to shop

(x) You wear eyeliner.

(x) You wear the color pink.

(x) Go to your mom for advice.

(x) You consider cheerleading a sport.

(x) You hate wearing the color black

(x) You like hanging out at the mall.

(x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

(x) You like wearing jewelry

(x) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

(x) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

(x) You don't like the movie Star Wars.

(x) You were in gymnastics/dance.

(x) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

(x) You smile a lot more than you should

(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

(x) You care about what you look like.

(x) You like wearing dresses when you can.

(x) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne)

(x) You love the movies.

(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid

(x) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

(x) Like being the star of every thing

Total: 11

Results: Girl with a Tom-Boy side! :)

Favorite Quotes:

"I wondered when I'd be seeing you Mr. Potter. It seems only yesterday your mother and father were in her buying their first wands!"Mr. Ollivander, Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone

"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a highly functioning sociopath, do your research." Sherlock Holmes on BBC

"I'm all fired up!" Natsu from Fairy Tail

"Always." Severus Snape from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows

"I've always found that the most beautiful people, truly beautiful inside and out, are quietly unaware of their effect." Daemon from Obsidian

"You guys still loved me...thank you so much!" Portegas D. Ace from One Piece

Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!" Mushu from Mulan

"You told me once that you weren't a hero. There were times when I didn't even think you were human, but let me tell you this. You were the best man, the most human, human being that I've ever known and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie, so there. I was so alone and I owe you so much. But please, there's just one more thing, one more thing, one more miracle, Sherlock for me, don't be dead. Would you do that just for me? Just stop it. Stop this." John Watson from Sherlock on BBC

"Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the Holy Trinity of hot boys." Kat from Obsidian

"If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock and Spock

"Listen, smile, agree, then do whatever the f* you wanted to do anyway." Robert Downey, Jr.

"It ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!" Rocky Balboa

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." Les Brown

SO CUTE!!! Friend sent this to me and she found it on clockways.deviantart.tumblr

Twas the night before Christmas.

and all through the manor,

not a creature was stirring,

Not even Bruce Banner.

The Weapons were hung

in the armory with care,

in hopes that no villain

would even think to dare.

The agents were nestled

all snug in their beds

while visions of Budapest

danced in their heads.

Cap' without his cowl

and I with my glass

had just settled down

for a long winters nap.

When in my lab there arose

such a loud clatter

I sprang from my chair to

see what was the the matter

When,

what to my wondering eyes should appear

but a miniature sleigh

and eight barrels of beer

or mead or...whatever.

Really the rest I can't remember

so have a Merry December!