Battle Lines [Dark Season 2 AU ] The little cheerleader had seemed the perfect candidate for Klaus's purposes, an outlier of the herd if you will, but as he tried to bend her to his will, it quickly became apparent she was not the pushover she had first appeared to be...

BarbieBlonde owns a small bakery, and OriginalHybrid is bringing the big, bad coffee chain to her neighborhood. After a year of chatting via screen name, however, Caroline and Klaus don't realize their secret pen pal is actually their bitter rival. (You've Got Mail AU)

A collection of Klaroline oneshots and drabbles. Now: CH151 AH-AU. SMUT. Caroline invites Klaus to self-isolate with her dad's cabin. She regrets nothing. CH150 Klaus is helping Caroline with a situation. Kol sticks his nose into their business. CH149 AH-AU. Klaus and Caroline are bandmates. They're not a thing. Yet.

Raised an Arrow, Caroline felt nothing until she met Bonnie Bennet. But when Bonnie goes missing, Caroline must travel into the heart of RiverForest territory and a Changeling pack known for their hatred of all things Psy. But when the Alpha, Klaus, looks at her, Caroline doesn't feel hated. No, all she feels is overwhelmed… and like she may have found home.

It turns out "bad" is a highly subjective term.

A Series of Unrelated Drabbles for Your Klaroline Enjoyment. Also found on Tumblr, 3tinkgemini. Chap 40: Secrets (NSFW) Chap 41: First story-All Things Mikaelson. Second story-Until Her. Chap 42: Even Though Chap:43 A Room Full of Memories (NSFW). Chap 44: Meanwhile Across Town (NSFW)

The vampire in him craved her flesh and her blood, but the wolf… It desired her loyalty. Caroline Forbes would be his first hybrid, of that much he was sure.

A collection of Tumblr drabbles/oneshots: part fluff, part angst, all Klaroline. "You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope."-Persuasion, Jane Austen (Chp. 55: KC New Year's Day Exchange The Hating Game AU)

A collection of M rated short-stories and drabbles. All Klaroline. Newest: #39: Caroline learn's that the trade of her vampirism for her soulmate is one she can live with. #40: After an incompetent assassination attempt, the evening takes an interesting turn.

Caroline wanted him back, Bonnie agreed. But could she ask him to leave afterlife, and even if she did, would he?- For Klaroline Rewind Day 1

Klaus has never been the marrying type, but when he was offered the hand of the next veela princess in the Forbes family line in return for a favor, it would have been rude to turn down a gift, especially one with such unique powers. Five hundred years later, the Original hybrid is back to collect. Caroline, said veela princess, is understandably horrified.

Collection of AU and Cannon 'what if' drabbles from my tumblr. All klaroline, with an assortment of supernatural, the rare AH, and a collection of regency. Newest: Caroline had learned to take her wolf's territoriality in stride, particularly in the courtroom. Dealing with another wolf who pinged all of her instincts, possessive or otherwise, was a different matter entirely.

As was previously 'Queen of the Crunk'. He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.

When Klaus tries to sacrifice himself to save his daughter from The Hollow, the creature possessing him decides not to go down without a fight. In its desire to save itself, it sends his vessel back to 2011, in Mystic Falls, where Klaus will have to work with 18-years-old Caroline Forbes to find the secret to having everything he wants, all at once.

AH-AU. Rebekah asks a favor that turns out to be kind of life changing (life ruining?) for Caroline. Living with a temporarily broke Kol is one thing. A really, really annoying thing. And then Klaus is suddenly always around, planted on her couch, drinking her wine and adding snarky commentary which Caroline DOES NOT appreciate. Mikaelson's and boundaries apparently did not mix.

Regency Au: When Niklaus Mikaelson, the Earl of Mulholland's cousin dies he knows that he will have to reconcile with his estranged wife in order to produce and heir. The only problem is, Lady Caroline Forbes isn't what he remembered at all, and she wants no part in her husbands games.

Klaus's manager insists that he needs a stable girlfriend to fix his public image after a messy break-up, so Klaus recruits his childhood best friend Caroline. Sure, it could be awkward if they caught feelings for each other, but that's just silly. They're just dating as friends. Cuddling platonically. Making out, but in a non-sexual way. This can't possibly go wrong.

No matter what time and universe they're in, Klaus and Caroline will always find their way to each other. Collection of AH/AU and fusion/crossover Klaroline drabbles. The latest: Six of Crows fusion with Caroline as a ruthless leader of the Dregs and Klaus as a shadow summoner growing into his powers.

Red Queen, Season 3. Caroline, newly and finally in a stable, healthy relationship with Klaus, heads off to college as the unofficial last-hurrah of her human life. Dangers lurk around every corner, but hey, they're big, scary vampires; just how bad could it be? It doesn't take long before she discovers that the universe *really* loves to answer that question. Klaroline. ON HIATUS

Klaroline smut drabbles from my tumblr (thetourguidebarbie).

"Caroline has finally finished college and decided to go travel the world. Rome, Paris, Tokyo? Someone hears the news and decides to join her." / "High School dance, masquerade ball as a theme. Two people get together to dance, aparently they hate each other. Or maybe it's just a misunderstanding?" / Other ficlets will be added here.

My safe for work drabbles from my tumblr (thetourguidebarbie).

Exactly as the title says. These were originally posted on tumblr at mon-amour-eternel, and are also on AO3. Ratings vary.

Caroline’s thoughts after sleeping with Klaus 5x11. One-shot.

After being tricked and almost killed at the Masquerade Ball, Katherine decides to teach the blonde baby vampire and her gang of misfit friends a lesson in respect and minding their own business. She sends Caroline back to the year 1006 A.D. as a distraction for the Bennett witch and the Salvatore brothers as she prepares for the arrival of the Originals in Mystic Falls.

[AKA The Affair series] He smiled, slow and dangerous, and she felt a shiver down her back that reminded her she should not be doing this. This was wrong. And he was all wrong for her. But the thing was, right now she really had a taste for the wrong. [Canon] Winner of the 2017 Klaroline Awards for Best Smut Drabble

When Caroline's ex comes to her saying he's been accused of murder, she's not surprised. That tends to happen when you're king of the criminal underworld, after all. That he didn't do it, though? Infinitely more interesting. Can she prove him innocent, at least of this crime, before it's too late? For Biana Delacroix.

She doesn't talk to Klaus about feelings. Ever. Or at least when she's sober. Sure, there are times when their friends pass out and the two of them lie on the rooftop, looking at the stars, and talk. But some form of intoxication is always involved. AU/AH Klaroline (with slight Steroline) and the gang as Friends in New York City.

Caroline is a spring darling who's tired of living a half-life where things are always green, where the sun's always warm and tepid against her dirt-stained hems. Klaus is a god-king stuck in a hollow maze of darkness and doubt, longing for a taste of life he'll probably never see except in clouded dreams. But perhaps more wonders are meant to be unearthed? (Hades & Persephone AU)

Caroline and Klaus are just getting over an awkward patch - having terrible sex will mess things up for even the best of friends. Caroline's just trying to get back to normal but Klaus has very different ideas.

After their supportive ritual of nightly phone calls, Klaus and Caroline finally meet again. However, after Bonnie's death and Klaus' life in New Orleans, things aren't quite as simple as they once seemed through the receiver. [Sequel to Their Nightly Ritual]

It's her last session posing in Klaus Mikaelson's art studio, but Caroline isn't sure she's ready to say goodbye. (Klaroline Winter Wonderland gift for melsbels/goldcaught)

After seven years away from her husband, Caroline is forced to be reunited with him. Now they have to work together to save their family while trying to deal with their past mistakes and old wounds. Original!Caroline AU.

AH-AU. Answer to a Klaroweek prompt. Caroline's spent months planning the perfect Caribbean getaway, the only snag being that Klaus was tagging along. But she'd deal (and use Stefan and Rebekah as handy buffers). A last minute disaster means they have to stay at home, though. So it's just her, and Klaus. And one suite, with one bed. And twelve days. So not what she'd signed on for.

Ships navigate both choppy waters and smooth sailing on bright, clear days. The ship is sailing now, friends, so let's climb aboard! (Fall 2017 Klaroline AU Week)

Red Queen Season 2. Summer has kicked off, and everything's back to normal in the Mikaelson-Forbes residence. Except for some archaeological findings, long-lost family members, and everyone and their werewolf flying to Europe. Anywhere but in Mystic Falls, these things would be no problem... Klaroline.

In the forest with Klaus in Tyler's body Caroline has a choice. Push him away an unleash her righteous revulsion on him or play pretend and get what she can't deny she wants.

When Caroline Forbes finds herself barreling down the highway with no real memory other than her name, her only clue is the dead body in her backseat. To complicate matters, she's pretty sure that body isn't human. And neither is she.

He wonders briefly which category he will fit into, demons or desires, but he dares not think about her dream. Two-Shots. Set roughly during Season 4.

When Caroline inherited Bloom, she'd expected bridezillas, the occasional need for witchery. But her summer is interrupted by the noisy renovations of the tattoo parlor across the street. Then hushed rumors start to float around New Orleans about missing witches and vampires. And where vampires walk, demons follow.

Klaroline drabbles that I post on my tumblr: canon, canon divergence and all kinds of supernatural AUs. Romance, fluff, smut and sometimes angst, but they all end with Klaroline. The latest: post season 6 AU with no magical babies; one time Caroline wakes up in his study and rushes to get out, one time she wakes up in his bedroom and chooses to stay

Birthday present for thetourguidebarbie, who asked for Original Hybrid Caroline. ""You vikings, you hate wolves. If they knew, I have no doubt that I would be killed. Even if I could manage to run, I would be hunted. You would be hunted. I don't want to live that way," she said, devolving into tears." Warnings inside, rated for smut.

Klaus and Caroline would've been happy to forget trespassing where they never should've been. But when they're targeted by an Unspeakable with a deadly secret, they're faced with a threat that could tear them apart and force them to pay the ultimate price

There is a room in the Ministry where the door is always locked, and the most powerful magic known to wizard is studied. Caroline and Klaus didn't know what they would start by going inside, but between red strings and dreams that aren't their own, there's something between them that no magic can explain.

When Caroline Forbes is sixteen, she's cursed by a demon. Forced to flee from her coven, she learns that not all curses are what they appear, and that demons can take many forms. Including the shape of her soul mate.

Lord Voldemort has risen. The Minister of Magic is dead. War has been declared. Now is the time for those of the Light to unite, for to do so will give them a chance to stand, to face the Darkness and to survive. For we all know what hapens to those who are divided ...

How does Lily discover her buried feelings for James Potter? Picks up from James's and Lily's 5th year, shortly after Lily ends her friendship with Snape.

When his eyes had lost the white dots from the sudden light, he registered more than Hermione's frantic breathing. An eye mask was pushed back into her unruly curls, her body almost completely hidden by pyjamas far too big for her, a vast amount of white cotton, with little purring cats all over.

Four seasons of Love. Hermione is in search of her cat in the dead of winter. Sirius Black thinks she is crazy. - Muggle AU Sirimione [2nd Place - Best Novella in the Mischief Managed Awards 2017] [COMPLETE]

AH AU. Caroline, an in demand hacker, is surprised when her business lunch with Elijah Mikaelson is interupted though she's well aware his brothers also have an interest in her work. Klaus is annoying but something makes her sit stay put and listen to his pitch. She finds herself intrigued though she has no idea very different this job will be until it's too late to be smart. SMUT.

She notices him staring. She always does.

In 1043 they'd been in love, but by 2052, lies and betrayal were their foundation, as was unconditional forgiveness. When she touches a necklace that grants wishes, Caroline's pulled into a parallel universe where she isn't an Original, and that Caroline takes her place, stuck in a world where Klaus's love is a poison. To get back, both must learn to be careful what they wish for.

It is well after midnight when Caroline is taking in the sight of Klaus in his doorway.

Caroline was locked away for years, her powers used by the King of the Quarter to keep his empire in line. When the King's enemy comes to New Orleans to settle an old score, he helps her escape in exchange for a favor. Five years go by and she assumes he forgot about her, but she couldn't be more wrong. Klaus Mikaelson always collects what's owed to him.

After Hermione is cursed the only way to cure her is with a risky ritual that ends up having some unexpected consequences. Now Harry and Hermione have to learn to deal with those consequences while they try to find her attacker before he can strike again.

On a beach somewhere, Caroline tries to unwind and fails as originals keep appearing to pester her. These are the postcards she never sends. (It's so fluffy I want to die! Klaroline!)

Absentmindedly, Sirius lifted his hand to the top of his chest and brushed his warm fingers just under his collarbone to feel the spot where one of his more recent tattoos marked his skin. It was only a few tiny dots in comparison to some of his other work, but it was the most precious, and most meaningful by far.

The war was over and Hermione Granger was focused on making the best of the wizarding world. When she's hurled back in time, what will happen with a certain Marauder? (Rated M for later chapters including violence, sexual content, and language) - Now COMPLETE!

Life asked Death "Why do people love me, but hate you?" Death responded "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I'm a painful truth." Caroline as the essence of Life and Klaus as the essence of Death intertwined in a game of pull and push throughout the ages. Klaroline AU. Two-Shot.

It's 1976 and Hogwarts' N.E.W.T. Divination class can only see the homework in their future. Lily Evans and Sirius Black certainly can't foresee they're falling into friendship. What happens in Divination, stays in Divination.

This whole mate thing was pretty inconvenient, in Caroline's personal opinion. The fact that said mate was Klaus "I tried to kill your best friend for a creepy ritual" Mikaelson made it even worse. As for Klaus, he wasn't exactly pleased that his mate was a defenseless baby vampire. They're understandably reluctant to accept each other. Until they aren't. Twisted Canon Post 3x09.

AU/AH- Caroline is the Queen of England and in need of a husband. She decides upon Niklaus to fulfill that role. Renaissance Era. Fluff. Lemon. Smut. Background pairing of Kalijah. Rated T for now, will be upgraded to M later.

One shot set during fifth year. When Luna mentions to Harry something she's noticed about him and Hermione; the wizard in question takes it to heart and decides to take action.

When the Four Horseman returned to earth, Caroline Forbes changed. Now a Harpy, she has spent decades learning what she has become, but nothing has prepared her for the draw for she feels to War.

And my soul saw you and it kind of went, 'oh there you are. I have been looking for y o u.' Soulmate AU.

Ron has a plan. Harry has a secret. Hermione finds a mission. How will their collision at the Burrow over the summer affect the way the trio see each other? Will they learn that not everyone thinks the way you expect them to?

"Ask me to choose you, Caroline," Klaus continues heatedly, "go ahead, and I will, with everything that I have. But in return, you're going to have to do the one thing you've been fighting since the night I sat on your bedside and fed you my blood. You're going to have to choose me back. It's only fair," and he spits these last words out. - FOR TAYLOR

In a society where vampire allegiance is worn openly on their skin, Caroline Forbes is anomaly. She woke from transition marked by a single triangle. For six decades, she's hid. Klaus Mikaelson's sudden appearance bodes well for no one. For Klaus has spent five hundred years burying the truth of his curse, given as bloody vengeance for the death of Katerina. Klaus has a soulmate.

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

One shot during 'eighth' year. Something is definitely up with Harry Potter, and everyone turns to the obvious place for answers: Hermione Granger.

Once just isn't enough, especially when a wolf is involved. This is a Klaroline Gives Back incentive for suchaglamorouslie.

A war is raging in New Orleans between a hybrid King, and the witches, The Sisters of Brigid. Strangers upon meeting, Klaus and Caroline spend a night together, unaware that one of them is the hybrid King, and the other a Sister of Brigid. Chaos ensues when identities are revealed, leading to a disastrous turn of events.

Caroline is a psych student working as a sober companion in Chicago, hired by Elijah Mikaelson to assist his brother, Klaus, who is fresh out of rehab. For the next six weeks she'll be with him 24/7 helping him to maintain a sober life. Caroline will soon discover Klaus is no ordinary client. AH/AU, based off of Elementry/Sherlock Holmes. Do not have to be a fan of Holmes to read!

My various one shots that I post to Tumblr. Most revolve around one Caroline Forbes and come in a variety of ships and storylines. 124-127: Klaroline AU week updates.

He promised to leave so he stays away - only he misses her, so he calls. She's free and never has to see him again - but she misses him, so she answers. [A series of canon-compliant post-5x11 drabbles wherein Caroline tells Klaus all about the craziness of her daily life and I inject some Klaroline into the rest of Season 5.]

When Bonnie goes missing, Caroline returns to New York City in the hope that she can find her before their past can catch up. But New York's supernatural underbelly is ruled by the unforgiving Mikaelson Syndicate. With nightmares awaiting around every corner, complications arise when a simple one night stand changes everything.

Hermione and Draco are Head Boy and Head Girl in a Voldemort-free AU world of silly fluffs. Will she let him take her to the Halloween Masque? Will Pansy's high heels trip her up before she asks her own crush out? And would someone tell Theo that's not appropriate in public? Winner Best Head Boy/Head Girl fic in the "Something Wicked This Way Comes" Dramione fanfic awards, 2016.

Cursed with legs by a witch as the gods were unmade, Caroline is a relic of ancient times. Bored and lonely, her interest is peaked by the newest predators in the world - vampires. And in particular, Klaus Mikaelson, with his monsters teeth and the wolf caged in his blood.

A series of Klaroline prompts and drabbles from Tumblr. Ratings may vary.

Klaus watches, satisfied, and in that moment she realizes something terrible: that she is grateful for the blood in her mouth. The sooner they break this bond the better. / or, Klaus and Caroline try to bargain their way out of their soulmate bond, but discover that dealing with magic isn't quite as easy or liberating as snapping a neck. ONESHOT.

Lily Evans is going to take a shot, and James Potter is about to realize just how hard she hits. And no one else needs to know. [L/J AU: Modern Muggle edition]

Sometimes you have to let go to find yourself. When Caroline walks away from MF, unable to bear Christmas without her mom, she finds herself on an unexpected journey. The world is open to her, but some ties you can't break. Some, you don't want too.

AU. His eyes shone in adoration and awe. "You have absolutely no idea how beautiful you are, do you? No clue how you continuously test my morals and self-restraints every single bloody day."

Caroline took off for Europe, after graduating college, and her contact with her old friends has been sporadic. She get a call, summoning her back, and once there she gets some disturbing news. Klaus isn't in New Orleans, and he hasn't been, for years. The circumstances surrounding his exit are sketchy, and Caroline sets out to investigate.

A pre-canon, Klaroline twist. What if Klaus took an interest in Caroline when he was in Alaric's form? How could their story have changed?

A look into the five Black children's lives. It is their journey through life. Five vastly different paths from one common gene pool. Please see first chapter for in depth summary and description.

A collection of drabbles from tumblr. Pretty much all Klaroline.

A 'which part of your otp does what' meme: holiday edition.

Caroline and Mr. Mikaelson - her government class's very own British T.A. - don't get along at all. At least, that's what she's been telling herself for the past six months. (AU/AH)

AU. "We can do sweet and slow later, Nik," she told him with an intriguing sense of urgency, restlessly grinding up into him. "Right now, I just want you hard and fast, and no holding back."

"He could still remember those sunsets if he tried hard enough. And here it was, mirrored in a young angel's wings." Klaus is a Archangel whose pursuit of power is unmatched. Caroline is the only person that might be able to save his sanity.

AU. "Perhaps you and I could discuss our heists over dinner sometime," he echoed the words first spoken to her those months before. "And then settle our differences over dessert, preferably with you spread out on my bed and writhing underneath me."

Written for the Klaroline Vacay Exchange! Soulmate marks are the legacy of the Forbes witches, and Caroline's spent her entire life looking at hers, imagining the man who would say the words. And then Klaus Mikaelson walks into her shop. But he's the last thing she ever would have expected, and the last person she should want. But she can't bring herself to deny their connection.

Klaroline "You're supposed to be on a blind date with someone but you sat down at the wrong table and I haven't been able to get a word in edgewise to tell you that and it's been thirty minutes" AU. Written for the KC Vacation Gift Exchange 2015.

His new life in New Orleans is by no means problem free; Klaus has got witches to deal with, a King to de-throne and a baby on the way. But Caroline's got problems too, and she needs Klaus's help.

[On Hiatus] With one glimpse of Heaven's secret weapon, Klaus is willing to risk it all, even holy war, to have her by his side. Abducted by the Prince of Darkness, Caroline finds the lines between good and evil blurred as she is drawn into a plot to overthrow the King of Hell. Klaroline/AU

He's left his mark on her; left his mark with every touch, every whisper in her ear. Gentle-only with her, always for her-fingers stroking her skin and promising it would be okay. Hands clasped in a dance, giving her the entire world if she would just take it. Bark scraping down her spine, but it doesn't hurt-not even a little bit. / Klaroline

Caroline is standing in her mother's house, choking on the scent of flowers when Klaus comes to offer her the very freedom she needs. Written for the KC Hades/Persephone Week

Klaus goes on the run with Hope; Caroline comes along for the ride and does some healing of her own.

"Fools look to tomorrow. Wise men use tonight." Scottish proverb With her personal and professional life in shambles, Katniss Everdeen seeks refuge on holiday in Scotland, where a misunderstanding has her sharing space with—and trying not to fall hard for—the occupant of the flat, Peeta Mellark. Everlark. Modern AU. Cover by lovingmellark.

Always and forever wasn't just a promise. It was a vow. The Mikaelson family plays the long game and they play for keeps. Caroline is starting to learn exactly what that means.

Caroline is the workaholic Chief Marketing Officer for an incredibly successful cosmetics company, and, as a favor to her best friend, she hires Rebekah's older brother Klaus as her new admin. Through a combination of coffee runs, awkward emails, and social media catastrophes, she might find time in her life for something (or someone) other than work. Klaroline workplace AU/AH.

It was a once in a lifetime whirlwind romance and neither ever recovered from the eventual heartbreak. Can a chance meeting help right past wrongs and allow for second chances? A Klaroline Parent Trap AU/AH

Moving closer, slowly like a viper, she looked at him from under her eyelashes, "What about one dance? " AU in which Caroline tries to sell Klaus on a proposal using any means necessary.

He wasn't wrong, she does turn up at his door one day – it's the why and when he didn't get right.

Red Queen, Season 1. When Caroline intervenes to prevent the hybrid massacre, she sets in motion a chain of events that will change things forever, between her and Tyler, her and Klaus, and even her own fate. Klaroline. (Season 1 of the Red Queen series)

COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!

An alternate version of events picking up where 4x20 'The Originals' left off. Inspired by the simple facts that vampires cannot have babies and that Katherine is a manipulative B. - Now complete with mushy Epilogue. Klaus/Caroline; Rebekah/Matt; Elijah/Katherine

He reaches out, brushes a curl behind her ear. His fingers linger on her cheek, and he asks, so softly, "Did you really think I would let you be alone for this?" / Klaroline, Liz, complete

"The Slugger" is on the loose, and has left no trail for the FBI to follow. Desperate to catch him, they send an eager Caroline Forbes into the fray by having her consult the most notorious villain to ever grace a jail cell. Klaus Mikaelson. But will this help their case, or will it send Caroline down a path she wasn't ready for?

AU/AH-Klaus is an art thief that was after the Royal Bird, 38 carats of exquisite diamond...until it was snatched out from under his nose by the Shadow. Caroline Forbes was the divine creature that flirted with him at the ball. And if there's one thing about Klaus? He's territorial. Klaroline Wednesday prompt. 3 parts.

Lily had downed far more than a few shots, and then a few more on top of that. She guessed that was why she now found herself in a rather compromising position with a gorgeous young man, momentarily distracted from the other quite pressing dilemma she had been experiencing as a result of drinking far, far too much.

His curse is broken. Mikael is dead. Having successfully created the first of his hybrid army, Klaus turns his attention - his obsession - to Caroline Forbes.

Hermione and Harry are definitely not dating, just living together... but not for much longer if it is up to Ginny. / EWE, post-Hogwarts one-shot.

Hermione is worried that her husband is 'working late' a lot recently... Post-Hogwarts AU. / Written for the QLFC S3 Round 3

Klaus and Caroline go on their date, but one missing Gilbert and a distraught April alters the course of their day and relationship. Set during an AU of 4x07, because canon is only one version of the story. [Klarochat ficquest]

It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**

Mom, dead. Emotions, gone. She'd promised them, after all. Hate to break that. What's a little blood in a girl's lipstick? Their nightmares weren't her's, remember?

An AU following Caroline shutting off her humanity. "Where's the welcome wagon?" She teased with eyes wide with fake offense. Long lashes fluttered and pink lips pouted. "I have the distinct memory of you promising at least one parade when I came."

Caroline and Klaus reconnect when he shows up for Liz's funeral. He tells her now is the time to see the world, so she does. But she told him once that she wouldn't see Paris, Rome, or Tokyo without him, and he said he'd wait. And when that time comes, she offers to wait back. But just how long is too long?

Lily and James decided to stay just friends at Hogwarts, and now Neville Longbottom is an orphan, Voldemort's missing, and Sirius is in Azkaban for killing Peter Pettigrew. James and Lily are the only ones left who can prove his innocence. If They Lived AU. Rated for smut and language. Cover art by Zeina.

Frustrated by her lack of knowledge about Klaus and his past, Caroline decides to interrogate her favorite Original hybrid in the middle of night. "What's your number?"

Hermione goes through a run of disastrous relationships, while Draco patiently bides his time. There is a fine line between patience and leaving it too late, however...

He's saved her life, more than once. Doesn't she owe him the same? An alliance, a rescue, a race against time. A possibility. Hope. AU after Season 3: Before Sunset. Reposted.

When Caroline rejected Klaus's advances, she never would have expected to spend her undead life with him. Klaroline through the ages. AU after 3.18: The Murder of One.

It's the early hours of 1977, and James wants to know Lily's New Years Resolutions. [LJ Oneshot]

Two years later after their tryst in the woods, it's still astounding to see what the power of one red envelope from Caroline Forbes can do to the Almighty Klaus Mikaelson.

Unable to cope with his son's death, Klaus turns off his humanity. Elijah and Rebekah try to make him turn it back on but face failure after failure. Fearing he's lost to them, they decide to enlist Caroline's help in a last desperate attempt. Their plan is put in jeopardy when a surprise awaits Elijah in Mystic Falls.

In a harsh whisper, she growls, "Klaus is going to kill all of you." / Klaroline, complete

Katniss "convinces" Snow, and is forced to marry Peeta. AU.

Lily can't pinpoint when it changed, or why, but she knows that she doesn't want to be anywhere but here with this boy, knowing that the whole year is theirs for the taking. LJ Oneshot

Every single Friday night, Caroline drinks a little too much and Klaus is powerless to stop her from doing what she wants. Not like he would ever try. "Sweetheart, you can't compel me." "But I can try!"

Klaus has lived for a long, long time, and Caroline would love to know the truth behind certain historical events. Set in the universe of Inertia Overcome, one shot in response to a prompt, complete.

A DH story, fairly true to the original plot line, written from Hermione's perspective, starting from the point where Ron left... A story of Hermione discovering, in the silences shared with her best friend, what love truly meant... what love had meant all along. (No Ron-bashing).

"Look, we're both stood here in the pouring rain, and if you don't take the bloody umbrella I'll be forced to close it in protest. There's no use us both drowning today." It's raining, and Lily's stranded at a bus stop.

When Caroline Forbes starts to think that she will forever be second choice and alone forever, a certain Original hybrid stumbles back into her bedroom - and back into her heart.

Caroline and Klaus struggle to name their unborn child. The hormonal blond wants to take after all the celebrities while her brooding husband would rather travel the more traditional route. Who will win? (AU/AH, if that wasn't obvious. Also - fluff) Rated for language.

A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? A first year fic.

Caroline looks at Klaus. What does she see? [Klaroline]

Caroline and Klaus wake up human in another reality due to a spell. Oh, and they're married, which is absolutely the worst, until it isn't.

"I will dance on your grave, Christopher Forbes." She whispers in his ear, voice soft like silk and sweet like honey. "Do you understand me?" / Klaroline genderswap, complete

Life, like it or not, Is always changing. See how one event, after the defeat of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, changes the Wizarding World more than they ever expected.

"Let's rule the world," Katherine says, and scribbles a date in her Filofax in permanent red. / katherine, caroline, rebekah, with some klaroline & koroline.

Maybe Caroline needs to put his promise to the test. Maybe she needs to marry a hundred men and live one thousand lives to see if he really will wait however long it will take – but first she needs to make it through the first. One-shot.

"You feed or you die. You're hungry, I can hear it rushing in your veins, I can smell it in the sweat trickling down your back. You feed or you die—and it won't be starvation that takes you." It will be me, she doesn't say. And she doesn't smile. [GENDERSWAP]

Oneshot AU: When Harry's parents died, Remus and Sirius took over raising their best friends' child. After Harry crashes a Flying Ford Anglia into the Whomping Willow at the start of his second year, Remus and Sirius are forced to send a Howler highlighting their displeasure. Or, at least, that was the plan.

Caroline isn't sure how she finds herself in New Orleans, but she would be lying to herself if she said it wasn't for Klaus. PWP.

AU: Set in Season 5 of TVD and Season 1 of the Originals. Three times Caroline called him drunk and the one time he called her.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

"The day will come when light will tempt the dark, and the dark will yearn for the light, until the light is taken by dark, and the light shall bring the darkness into the light." A story based on the Hades/Persephone myth with a Klaus and Caroline twist.

Complete. To get anywhere, you have to go somewhere. Caroline snuck out of Mystic Falls to take a leap of blind faith into the big, bad world—and she succeeded. Yet Klaus was never really far behind. Thus began a relationship as complicated, consuming, and emotionally fraught as it ever was. AU after Tyler left Mystic Falls, no Hayley (EVER).

He has walked into the room like a warning; she saw him before everyone else, before she even opened her eyes.

Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.

France, 2492. A self-important man (in a manner of speaking) and an ungrateful girl (in a manner of speaking) share a special occasion.

He takes after an uncle he's never met. [klaus/caroline, elijah/hayley, rebekah, ensemble.]

"He lets go. She wants to do the same. He's not there anymore but stays in her head" - For them, it's never just going to be an encounter in the woods. An exploration of Klaroline in 5x11.

Klaus makes a promise that he cannot fathom to keep and so cheats. Because if there's no room in Caroline's life for him, he'll make room for himself. Oneshot epilogue. Klaroline. Post TVD's 100th episode.

Somehow this makes her think of all those times when she had put him in this very place–-waiting. Just for a word. A look. A smile. God, she'd been nothing but a total bitch to him, hadn't she? Post 5x11 oneshot.

Old family secrets lead Caroline on a journey of self-discovery and into the dark underbelly of New Orleans as Klaus works to reclaim his kingdom and rebuild the family he's slowly destroyed over the centuries. A TVD/The Originals crossover. Caroline/Klaus.

She used to go to church once. They never spoke of this kind of confession.

Mardi Gras in the French Quarter brings more surprise to Klaus than he expects. Takes place sometime after Klaus moves to New Orleans. Drabble based on request/prompt on tumblr.

Sometimes, Caroline learns, you just have to take the things that you want.

She knows exactly what this is and surprisingly, she doesn't care. Or what happens when Klaus returns to Mystic Falls for a brief interlude. Post 5.10. Caroline/Klaus.

When she gets to the Kitchens, she doesn't expect James Potter to be there. James drops the spoon he's holding. It clatters into the bowl of batter and disappears beneath the surface. A glob of it lands on his jumper. "No! No. Come in. I'm making cookies. For Sirius."

It has been two years since Klaus and Caroline have split ways - he is in New Orleans while she is leading her 'normal human life' at college. But Klaus needs her expertise and as willing as she is to give it, she has to wonder... will she forever be content to rule only from afar? Canon-compliant drabble written post-4x23.

Canon through Season 4, then breaks off. After a horrible experience destroys Caroline, Stefan places a call to Klaus in the hopes that he can compel the memories from her. When Klaus arrives he finds Caroline more broken then he could have ever imagined. Can a 1,000 year old hybrid, who views love as a weakness, open up enough to try and heal the only woman he ever tried to love?

A series of smutty one-shots depicting the five times (to date) that Klaus and Caroline were close to being caught in oh-so compromising positions.

'On 6 October 2156, the United States Army of Humanity breeches the walls of Dontilia City with blazing turrets and thundering cannons. But you can stomp, and stomp, and never hold a people down.' Open revolt between vampires and humans threatens everything Caroline Forbes has left to care about. Klaroline

What is the deepest and most desperate desire of Hermione's heart? Set six years after Voldemort's fall, Hermione learns the life she has fought so hard for is not quite everything she dreamt of. Will be H/Hr...eventually.

Caroline had spent nearly five centuries looking for her past. Well, now she's in Mystic Falls looking for her future; she just didn't expect her past to be waiting there waiting for her. SEQUEL to The Lines That Lie Between. AU. Klaroline.

In every house, there's an art studio. And as time goes by, those art studios just might be their favourite places in the world. Snippets of Klaus and Caroline throughout the years. Oneshot.

Sirius Black's best man speech, as the Queen of Drama Queens would have presented it

Klaus smiled, lines deepening around his eyes. His lips were dark as wine, dark as old blood. "So what happens, love, when we both have to be in control?"

Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP

Klaus Mikaelson an accomplished FBI Agent shoulders his way into Detective Katherine Pierce's investigation into the missing/Kidnapped girl – Caroline Forbes. Slowly secrets come to light revealing Klaus's obsession to find the missing girl. Faced yet again with his old enemy will he come out victorious this time or lose the girl yet again. AU/AH. COMPLETE Alternative Ending.

AU ..Klaus/Caroline.. The body falls between them with a heavy thud and Klaus smiles, reaching forward, burying his hands in her golden hair and pulling her close. Her mouth is stained in red and she smiles when he licks at her lips.

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres."- Corinthians 13:4,7. An examination of the loves in Caroline's life, both vampire and human, from the very first to the very last.

After recent events Caroline decides she needs to improve her fighting skills. Who better to teach her than a certain one-thousand-year-old hybrid? Only fighting isn't the only skill he shows her. Set after 4x18. Smut three-shot.

Is it wrong to stun your child? Another random day in the AU future after 169

Post 4x23. A visit Caroline makes to Klaus after the end of the night, and what follows from there.

It's one thing to love Klaus, but ruling by his side is a different matter entirely. And if Caroline Forbes was going to prove her place to the city of New Orleans, then she was going to have to figure out just what kind of ruler she wanted to be. Two-Shot. Semi Sequel to 'Souvenirs of You'.

The klaroline drabble alphabet - A series of varying moments in the lives of Klaus and Caroline. Complete.

It was the utter Jamesness of the afternoon which made Lily realise that she was tired of waiting, tired of making the second move; tired of letting time take its course. LJ oneshot

These are the things Caroline and Klaus will do for each other.

A tiny look into one evening in the AU future after the events of 169.

When Klaus heard rumors of the doppelgänger being discovered Mystic Falls, he travelled to the town to see if it was true. He didn't expect to find intrigue in a newly transitioned vampire; a girl who didn't even know vampires existed. Set in the beginning of season 2. Klaroline. One-shot.

Klaus is alone, in pain, and he is dying. He doesn't deserve help; but he wants it. He doesn't deserve her either, but he wants her anyway. Will she help him? Post 4x17

Because nobody can resist a Quidditch player…: An exercise in genderswap fanfiction, featuring Jameson Potter, Liam Evans, Stella Black, Rena Lupin, Petra Pettigrew, and Marcus McKinnon. L/J [Genderswap]. One-shot.

He has just asked her to marry him. Caroline is having trouble breathing. - a Klaroline drabble. Posted from Tumblr.

"Nuh-uh, Evans. No way would Prongs skip out on Quidditch with me just to shag you.": Lily and Sirius make a bet for James's attention. L/J. One-shot.

In which Lily Evans makes the best of insomnia, with the help of her womanly wiles.

Two years post 4x13, Caroline is looking to the moon for answers. She feels alone in the crowd, but Klaus is there to remind her that for better or for worse, she is never truly alone. Drabble, KlausxCaroline

In which James asks Lily out... only once.

'A thousand years he has lived, and a thousand more he will live. And he will never stop feeling, she tells him.' Sequel to In Eternity We Trust. Basically my version of 4x13

In a silence like this, a man can think. But what kind of revelations will this silence bring about? Post 4x12

As a child, James Sirius Potter thought his dad was a superhero. It isn't until he gets to Hogwarts, though, that he discovers Harry Potter is so much better than the likes of Superman. COMPLETE

Caroline and Klaus had known each other since their human days in the tenth century. So when Klaus became a vampire, he could not part from her... He turned her, instead. He would not let her go, not for an eternity. This is their life through the centuries. Klaroline. Short AU. One-shot.

Five separate one-shots in which James catches Lily staring at him. Then mischief sparkled within them. "It's rude to stare Miss. Evans," James's cheeky voice slashed the silence. His face was closer than it had been a minute ago. Her eyes widened when she realised she unconsciously leant forward while looking into his eyes.

Klaus gets put in a box. (But he gets out pretty quickly). The only choice left is to scatter. (AU from S3 finale, very Caroline-focused, mentions of Forwood and Caroline/OC). NOW COMPLETE.

AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?

L/J. While the Marauders help Remus through his transformation, Lily waits, because it's the only thing she can do. And then James is brought in, cut and bleeding.

By virtue of some sensual E.E. Cummings, Caroline realizes that while she may be familiar with courtship, she has never been properly seduced. Klaroline, erotic poetry, oneshot.

Post DH, no epilogue, Harry writes to Hermione.

James Potter was not happy, and it was all Lily Evans's fault. L/J. One-shot, smut.

An AU klaroline multific, wherein Caroline meets Klaus and falls for him, not knowing that he is, in fact, Klaus. Rated M for sexytimes :D

Caroline Forbes was born and bred to serve the Originals, but when she is placed in Klaus' service will things go as planned? AU. Klaroline.

She gasps, clapping her hands over her eyes. "You're naked! Oh my god, you're naked." she moves one hand, waving it at him, "Stop being naked!" / Or, Klaus ends up on Caroline's porch the morning after that first full moon, and really, when a hot naked guy knocks on your door and asks for a cup of tea, you can't say no. -— Klaus/Caroline, AU. Complete

'Alaric smiles at her, and his smile sends chills up her spine. It's the sort of smile that just does not look natural on his face. Alaric never smiles like that.' In the brief time spent "borrowing" Alaric Saltzman's body, Klaus gathers intel from an unlikely source: Caroline. And then the obsession begins.

After restoring her parents memories, Hermione finds out she isn't who she always believed to be. However, she decides not to let this new development affect her live at all. Problem is, life does seem to happen when you're busy making other plans. Especially, when a charming Draco, a meddling Narcissa and 2 rogue Death Eaters turn it upside down. M for a reason

He is eternally 25. She is eternally 23. Theirs is a story centuries old but their love always remains young. AU/Oneshot

"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.

When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.

Destiny can be cruel. Klaus/Caroline. Day #12 of The Month of Caroline challenge. Complete.

They spent many lives with each other, through the ages, reincarnated over and over. They lived together and died together, until the day he stopped dying. They were always meant to be together, though neither of them knew it yet. Klaroline. Short AU. One-Shot.

It was ridiculous because she's known him since she was about five years old. Klaroline one-shot

After all, he is smarter, he is cleverer, he is the better liar, he knows her favorite songs, he brings her flowers, he treats her like a queen— and forever is a very long time for a vampire. — Klaus-centric. Klaus/Caroline, Elijah.

While I'm alone and blue as can be, Dream a little dream of me. Post 3x21, Before Sunset.

Stefan finally understands Klaus and Caroline's relationship.

Carries her into something she'd like to think of as eternity. -— Klaus/Caroline, Stefan/Rebekah aside. Directly post 3x20. Complete

Klaus doesn't hesitate to protect what is his.

"Really? Did you just say 'go steady' like it's still an acceptable way to ask a girl to be your girlfriend?" An AU in which Klaus arrived in Mystic Falls after Stefan instead of Damon and Caroline has more going in her head than people know. C/K

With she still in her ballgown and he still in his tux, they talk - or don't talk.

The many reasons for the many labels of Caroline Forbes. Mentions of C/K. AU after 3x11.

"We've lived for a thousand years, Caroline. Do you really think we don't know who a person is the second we meet them?" Post 3.16 Caroline wonders why she feels guilty for manipulating Klaus. Includes some swearing.

Where Caroline tires to defuse any situation that could, Kol is there to goad him.

She's always had the bad habit of believing in fairytales. / oneshot, carolineklaus.

"That's Katniss Everdeen," he says. "That's the Mockingjay's daughter, Peeta." AU.

It's a good speech. She tells them that she's leaving and that she never wanted any of them to get hurt. She just takes a breath. "I think I loved him." And that's explanation enough. klaroline rated for swearing.

Klaus had always though love was a weakness, something that would get him, he had been right, but not like he thought.

The day after the full moon Caroline Forbes unexpectedly finds a rather naked Original hybrid asleep on her doorstep. Klaus/Caroline. Oneshot.

The next time they dance, there are a thousand stars twinkling above them, screaming that this is fate. -— Klaus/Caroline. Complete

VDay Exchange Prompt response based on LastDayOfMagic's desire for a Klaroline date. Caroline really wants to hate Klaus; Klaus really wants Caroline. They both really need to feel it. M for sexual content and a tiny bit of language.

No matter how hard Caroline tries to compartmentalize her feelings, she can't stop her heart from wanting more.

"Come on love, you forget who you're talking to. I'm quite fond of the post slaughter look, especially on you." She looked up at him, a small smile breaking out on her face.

There was never any doubt in Caroline's mind. She only ever ran to prolong the surrender.

Random moment where Caroline wants to fight a new vampire and everyone knows better then to let that happen.

"Acquaintances don't buy each other jewelry." he says, glancing pointedly at the bracelet on her wrist. -— Klaus/Caroline. Complete

And she wonders what it would have been like if he'd just said yes to her at that bush party. If he'd just said yes. — Caroline-centric. Caroline/Klaus, Elena, Stefan.

With his endless supply of pet names and expensive gifts, he's sweet. Almost too sweet. Klaus/Caroline

What if a Seer did not just foresee the future, but decided to mould it to fit her own vision? Harmony one-shot set in the aftermath of the Battle of Hogwarts. Sybill Trelawney POV.

If a wand can choose the wizard, what else can they decide. Harmony oneshot set directly after the final battle. Not Epilogue compliant. Takes its canon from the films and not the book, so slightly AU.

How Katniss and Peeta fell in love without the Reaping: in a Panem dictated by a violent Peace instead of twisted Games, Katniss and Peeta Mellark try to piece their lives together as they watch another girl catch fire.

Draco should never have said anything. He should have just kept his stupid mouth shut, smiled and nodded. He should have known better. Unfortunately for Draco Malfoy, he was an idiot sometimes.

So what if he was always a gentleman and charming? So what if he made her laugh? So what if her stomach jumped, her palms sweat and her heart raced every time he entered a room? It was nothing more than physical attraction. O/S EWE

L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.

It had started as a simple question, which soon became a game. Neither of the two can remember when it became a game. And neither of the two ever realized when it became serious. Perhaps it always was. HHr.

In order to prevent the destruction of the wizarding world, Hermione Granger goes back in time to work behind the scenes. However, she underestimates two very important factors: refashioning her life in a completely different reality... and Sirius Black.

James Potter is fighting so many battles, and he is tired of it. It seems that fighting so quickly turns to losing.

Though they've "known" each other for years, it takes Lily Evans and James Potter several moments to truly connect. *Complete*

Ever wonder what happened to me after the Battle of Hogwarts? From after the Battle, through the early adult years toward the Epilogue and far beyond. This omni-canon one-shot stays compliant and outlines the mega-happy ending.

"'Some young man wanted me to give you this, sweetie.' She took the rose and admired its perfection. 'It's lovely. It's a shame, though. My favorite flowers are lilies.'" He gave her lilies the next week. AU. Post-Hogwarts fic. Obviously HHr.

James and Lily are on good terms during their seventh year. Lily agrees to go with James to grab a butterbeer on a Hogsmeade day, only to realize after the fact that she might have just accidentally agreed to go on a date with him.

In 1981 Sirius runs for his freedom and ends up as a dog on the doorstep of No. 11 Privet Drive. But that’s only the beginning. What comes next is a desperate hunt for the evidence to give Sirius his life back, and give Harry a home. AU SLASH

“I don’t hate you, you know?” She says, and he almost doesn’t hear her, words lost in the wind. LilyJames. Oneshot.

Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner

His dreams are too lowly to be castles in the air. Draco Malfoy and remedial Muggle Studies, the summer after the war.

The war's not over. Voldemort created one last Horcrux and sent it back in time, and Harry, Ron and Hermione have to travel back to destroy it and prevent that timeline's Voldemort from rising once and for all, all while doing some good old fashioned meddling along the way. HP/OFC, RW/HG, RL/NT.

Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

LJ. “Prolong every single movement; like you’ve learned to do with so much else, make every second count.” T, just to be safe. R&R?

Remus is drunk. Very drunk. And Sirius is a git who does not know when to let a thing go. Fluff, drunk Marauders.

-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.

Four people, two couples, one Map, and one Cloak. And no one knows what anyone else is up to. Remus/Sirius & James/Lily

Ginny makes an unexpected discovery about Harry and Hermione, but it’s not what you may think. H/Hr

It's four years after the Trio has graduated from Hogwarts, and they're about to live together again for the first time. But will old friends remain old friends... or will they become something more?

After a nasty fight with Hermione, Harry wishes that all the things that had happened to him because of Voldemort, would happen to Hermione. But when his wish comes true, is he really happy with what he got?

AU, Complete, post OotP, No HBP, The Weasleys believe family comes first, even if they are not blood, Arthur must choose his course what is right or what is easy, Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore.

Flatmates Harry Potter and Hermione Granger decide to spend a Saturday afternoon doing a Witch Weekly quiz. But what if 'How Well Do You Know Your Male Friend' becomes, 'Are You In Love With Your Best Friend? [Twoparter] [Complete]

AU OotP Harry and company must learn that not everything is as it seems and the difference between believing and madness is not so straightforward. SBRL slash

[Finished] Ah, the world of Hogwarts Quidditch, the game is exciting, the players are worshiped, the commentating is explicit and James wants Lily on his team. Things could get rioty. LJ 7th year.

In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE

COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.

Short HHr snoglet involving a late night bet in the common room.