My name is Jade, and as you can tell from my name and picture I am a major Twilight and Channy fan! I think I'll write mostly about Channy though. I spend 89 of my time (out of my time on the computer, not out of all my time!) reading Channy fanfiction, I'm totally obsessed!! :) I'm a girl, but you don't need to know my age.

OMG, I love Sterling Knights new Movie StarStruck, It's AMAZING!! I really really love the song Hero!! Everyone should watch that movie!!

Also, My Best-est Friend just got a Fan-fiction account! Yay!! Her name is Roseilinna (actual user-name) and she doesn't write about the same things I do, but she is still an awesome writer, please check out her profile and stories!! ;)

Ok, so I took this quiz on Face-book, "What is your love Quote?" Because I really like this one guy, and I got the answer: Your Madly In Love (: (Picture of two people kissing)
If I had to choose between loving you, and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I Love You. (:" At the time I was talking to Rose (If you don't know her, read above) and I was like "OMG NOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO LOVE HIM!!" He is totally cute, but he's also a total idiot!! No, I'm serious! One time in the Gym, me and Rose where sitting and talking, and we see A basketball bounce towards us. Then he runs after it, and once he gets to it, he slams down on it like 'WHAAA-BAM!" and then pauses, then screams "OOOOWWWWWW!!" and I'm sitting there staring at him like 'Are you serious... You make me sad!' Urg!!

Living: Why would I post that online? (Staaaalker!)

Favorite Color: purple

Favorite fruit: pineapple

Favorite band: currently, Maroon 5

Favorite country: America... that was a random question.

Favorite movie: Twilight, October Sky and Holiday in Handcuffs

Favorite song: Beautiful-Akon it's a GREAT song!! :)

Favorite book: Twilight series and Anne of Green Gables series, I love reading!

Best Friend: Roseilinna ;)

Eye Color: brown

Why I write: Cause I have so many ideas going on inside my head and it helps to get them out.

Style: jeans, and my shirt style varies

Least Fav. Color: Pink. It reminds me of Barbies. thinking of Barbies makes me twitch.

Least Fav. Band: uuhhhh… I don’t know. There are a lot of really bad bands out there.

Least Fav. Fruit: cantaloupe

Least Fav. Country: least fav country? I don't know! I don't even know HALF the countries in the world!

Least Fav. Movie: The original Hairspray. I love the newest one though.

Least Fav. Song: The song that never ends

Least Fav. Book: Uhhhhh... I've read A LOT of books.

Least Fav. Friend: Why would I have a friend if I didn't like them? And why would I announce it on the internet!

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest.
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous!

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Beautiful Girls- JoJo (well that's awkward)

Waking Up: Crank That- Soulja Boy (uhhh...)

First Day At School: My Boo- forgot artist (I'd rather not talk about this one...)

Falling In Love: American Boy-Estelle ft. Kanye West (well, it makes since.)

Fight Song: All American Girl- Carrie Underwood (huh?)

Breaking Up: Realize-Colbie Caillat (That doesn't fit at ALL!! ;) LOL! )

Prom night: Moon Dance-Michael Buble (that's strangely accurate...)

Life: Mr. Jones-Counting Crows (That's awkward. Moving on...)

Mental Breakdown: Someday We'll Know-Mandy Moore (That doesn't work)

Driving: Jesus Take the Wheel-Carrie Underwood (Woah, that fits, minus the kid.)

Flashback: X-plain it to my heart-Drew Seeley/Another Cinderella Story (Ummm... Yea. Weird.)

Getting back together: Smooth-Santana (No comment.)

Wedding: Boys Boys Boys-Lady Gaga (That's Not awkward AT ALL!!)

Birth of Child: Sugar-Flo Rida (Totally not appropriate)

Final Battle: Whiskey Lullaby-Brad Paisly (That would've gone better with funeral.)

Funeral Song: Moving On-Missouri (WTC?)

Final Credits: Poker Face-Lady Gaga (Alright then...)

Things to do in an Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like.

Friends: Would call you if a family member died.

Best Friends: Would be there at your side for the wake.

Friends: Would tell you not to go bungy jumping.

Best Friends: Would tell you "Are you ready yet?!"

Friends: Would call you weird for thinking magic is real.

Best Friends: Would say, "Let's go visit Hogwarts and Narnia again."

Friends: Would ask you your favorite movie.

Best Friends: Would bring random movies over your house knowing that they you'll love them.

Friends: Would talk to you during weekends.

Best Friends: Would talk to you 24/7 and call you every ten minutes.

Friends: Would take you to someone's party.

Best Friends: Would throw a party just for you.

Friends: Would ask you if they could listen to your iPod.

Best Friends: Would take your iPod for a day and have their own playlist.

Friends: Would comfort you over the phone when he breaks up with you.

Best Friends: Would bring you ice cream, cookie dough, and prank call your ex, making a bunch of cracks at him.

Friends: Would tell you the guy's a jerk for dumping you.

Best Friends: Would sneak into his house and dye his hair pink.

Friends: Would tell you how awesome a movie was.

Best Friends: Would be sitting with you outside the theater at midnight, waiting for the movie to premiere.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad,
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth,
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you,
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you,
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet,
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you,
Give her your attention

When she pulls away,
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst,
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying,
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking,
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared,
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder,
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite shirt,
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you,
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time,
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt,
Back yourself up

When she says that she loves you,
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands,
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you,
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret,
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes,
don't look away until she does

When she misses you,
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart,
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over,
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin,
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: hey baby, do your feet hurt? Cause you been runnin’ through my mind ALL day!
Woman: Yeah, cause I been running away from you!

1.Put your music device on shuffle

2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer

MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Whose that man running my life-Toby Keith (awkward.)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Heartbreaker-Kayslee Collins

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

The Dance-Garth Brooks

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

I Want You-Savage Gardens

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf-B5

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Red High Heels-Kelly Pickler (Not Really...)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Home-Chris Daughtry

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Craizier-Taylor Swift (Errrr...)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I'm Yours-Jason Mraz (OH. MY. GOSH. I WILL NEVER GO UP AND TELL HIM THAT! His reaction '...SAY WHAT?!')

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Trouble-Nevershoutnever (Hahaha!)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Homeless Heart-Jennette McCurdy

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Sweet Escape-Gwen Stefani (Uhhh...)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

The Remedy-Jason Miraz

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Yeah-Usher

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

When It Was Me-Paula DeAnda

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Here We Go Again-Demi Lovato

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

She Will Be Loved-Maroon 5 (wierd)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Don't Trust Me-3OH!3

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Kryptonite-3 Doors Down

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Paper Gangsta-Lady Gaga

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Ride With Me-Nelly

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

When the Stars Go Blue-Tyler Hilton and Bethany Joy Lenz

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

The Gummy Bear Song-Crazy Frog (could that have been more random?)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Every Time We Touch-Cascada

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Misery Business-Paramore

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Mad-Neyo

Advice for guys (Yes, I know I have something like this above, but I found this one and thought 'Awww'!)

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers

Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
this Saturday and the one u love will either...
-KISS YOU
-ASK YOU OUT
-CALL YOU

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Quotes

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you.
What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."

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‘A girl asked a guy if she was pretty, he said no,
she asked him if he wanted her, he said no,
she asked him if she left would he cry, he said no,
she turned to leave and he grabbed her arm.
He said, she wasn’t pretty she was beautiful.
He didn’t want her, he needed her
and If she left he wouldn’t cry he’d die.'
-Anonymous

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

This is random, but I saw it and wanted to post it:

The freshmen child, oh so shy, sits and observes the Sophomore guy.

The sophomore guy, head all in a whirl, sits and watches the Junior girl.

The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and admires the Senior man.

The senior man, all hot and wild, secretly loves the Freshmen child

Awwwww!