I'm a writer. That's not hard to figure out. Every person on this frickin' wedsite is a writer. So I'm not all that different from the rest of you guys.

You've heard of multi-tasking, well everyone has, I multi-task when it comes to my writing. I'll write up to three or five stories at the same time. At home, I have this dinosaur of a computer with all my non-fanfiction stories on it. I've written up to fifty or more but none of them are finished. I'd have each story planned out from beginning to end but I'd still have to work on the middle, of course.

It's a bad habit I'm still trying and failing to get rid of but *shrugs* what can you do?

I'm female.

My birthdays on Groundhogs day. So, I'm an aquarius.

Not only do I multi-task when writing my stories, I have muti-interests. I will write about anything that seems interesting. I mostly write about fantasy, adventure, supernatural, and romance with slight humor... sometimes a bit more of humor than I realize. But I also write about other things, or at least I try to. Mystery, drama, horror. I'm not much of an agnst fan. I'll write it once in a while but not if it's too agnsty. That goes the same for what I read.

My favorite manga serieses (yes, I know that's not a real word) to read are

Detective Conan/Case Closed

D.Gray-Man

Naruto

Fullmetal Alchemist

Vampire Knight

Hana-Kimi

Tokyo Crazy Paradise

Skip Beat

Kyou Kara Maoh

Tantei Gakuen Q/Detecive School Q

Knight Princess

1/2 Prince

One Piece

Fairy Tail

Negima!

Ouran Hich School Host Club

Fruits Basket

(And I'm going to stop right there because there are too many for me to list! So...) And MANY more.

And make a note that this is just a list of a few ANIME/MANGA I watch or read.

As for my favorite parings... I just like anything that would make sense to the readers... Or anything that would make an awesome story... Except NaruSaku. I don't really know why (maybe it is because I tend to read Sakura bashing stories) but seeing Naruto and Sakura together does NOT make sense to me. Friendship and sibling feeling between them, okay, but anything romantic just seems weird for some odd reason. But I do (once in a blue-moon) find a NaruSaku story I might actually read or at least consider reading.

Also, I like yaoi. And, fair warning to those who don't, I will write some.

Though I like yaoi, I LOVE gender benders! The situations the characters get into when there's a gender bender involved are hilarious!

When reading or writing it all depend in what mood I'm in, I guess, and for awhile now I've been into Naruto or Harry Potter adventure crossover type fics.

Homophobia is WRONG!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, DemonicLimey, Bored-Is-My-Favorite-Word, USA Tiger, storyteller911

PLEASE READ THIS!:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it. That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head. If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Sabalunogaara4evr, InLoveWithNaruSasu, Kumori sensei, animefanfreak24.7, storyteller911

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Some of MY FAVORITE QUOTES:

"If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and laugh as the world tries to figure out how the hell you did it."Not sure who said it first but I was reminded by yukicrewger2

"The reason why silver is better than gold: silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."Unknown

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."Unknown

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"Unknown

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"Unknown

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."Unkown

"BAZINGA!"Normally, I don't watch Big Bang Theory, but the guy who says this is funny as hell!

"What do you mean my birth certificate expired?"Unknown

"I don't have to outrun the zombies; I just have to outrun you!" Don't know who said it first, but hey, it's funny as it is epic.

"Sometimes we put up walls. Not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to knock them down." I don't know who said this first but it gives people something to think about.

Life and Lemons

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
When life gives you lemons ,it wants you to make lemonade.
When life gives you apples, its trying to scare your doctor away.
When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.
When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade.
When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice.
When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.
When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch"
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch as the whole world tries to figure out how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say give me some real * food!
When god gives you lemons, get a new god.
When life gives you lemons, go around your neighborhood yelling that life is giving out free food
When life gives you lemons, say "SCREW LOGIC!" and make apple juice
When life gives you lemons, and wants you to make lemonade, glare at life and say "Screw you life" then make grape juice

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon pie, throw it in life's face, and laugh your a$$ off with the audience!

OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!! And repost this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons')

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IMAGE LINKS

Tale of Uzumaki re-write

"Naruto's Dragon Blade" link

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Dragon Traits

"Naruto's tonfa" link

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Dear readers,

I don't really like making excuses but I tend to anyway, it's a bad habit I'm trying to get rid of.
The truth is, I have Attention Deficit Disorder, so it's really hard for me to focus on one story especially since I keep making up new ones along the way. What's worse is that I can't even take the medication required for my ADD because it just give me migraines that make my attempt to focus even worse. I know this in itself sounds like I'm making excuses, but it's the truth. I'm trying to focus on the stories I've already published on fancfiction NOW rather than the new ones I find myself writing, but sadly, I can't make any more promises.
I'm so so so sorry that I'm taking forever to update.

,storyteller911