"I know mostly what I speak of, but I know nothing of what I say."

Name -- Mrs. waitforit Stark
Age -- Don't you wanna know?
Gender -- Female
Religion -- Darwinian Atheism
Political Views -- Who cares??
Favorite Fictions -- The Avengers, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland, Twilight.
Favorite Pairings -- Canon Pairings, AlicexHatter
Favorite Foods -- Italian, Chinese, and Ice Cream
Favorite Drink -- Mountain Dew
Favorite Color -- Purple
Favorite Way to Get passed Writer's Block -- Swing and listen to music
Favorite Quotes -- "Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you wearth her drapes?"

"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut!" - Nick Fury

"If we aren't here to protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll Avenge it!"

"May the odds be ever in your favor."

"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. live your life so that when you die, your smiling and everyone around you is crying"

"Death for me is not justice
Its the end of a beautiful journey
And I'm not afraid to die..."

"Our lives are not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away"

"One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

Status -- 5/27/12 - "Avengers Avengers Avegers I would seriously consider a five-some with all of The Avengers AVENGERS Tony Freaking Stark" This has literally been my thought process since I saw the movie. :)

Project -- Time-Bomb
Status -- In Progress
Description -- Fury forces Earth's Mightiest Heros into Stark's house where hilarity and drama is sure to occur.
Pairing(s) -- Pepperony (Pepper/Tony), Clintasha (Clint/Natasha), Brucey (Darcy/Bruce) and Thane (Jane/Thor)
Success -- Too early to tell!! - But I have an outline for this story, so I'm almost positive I won't abandone it!
Favorite quote from the Story -- Too early to tell!!
Intentions -- To explore the deep set mental issues within the Avengers while also allowing for extremely funny and awkward situations to occur.

Project -- Harry Potter and the Little Pink Plus Sign
Status -- In Progress
Description -- Just a nice story about Harry and Ginny having children
Pairing -- Harry/Ginny. Hermione/Ron. Fleur/Bill. George/Angelina. Audrey/Percy
Success -- My most popular! Love it!
Favorite quote from the Story -- "Voldemort? No problem! A bunch of screaming 3 year olds? RUN!" George Weasley
Intentions -- Too fill in Fanfictioners about what happened between the Battle of Hogwarts and the Epilouge of Deathley Hallows

Project -- Lucy in Wonderland
Status -- In Progress - HAITUS
Description -- Hatter and Alice have a child, and a bunch of dramatic things will happen.
Pairing -- Hatter/Alice
Success -- I think it will become more popular as the drama ensues. It's really slow right now.
Favorite quote from the Story -- "I know mostly what I speak of, but I know nothing of what I say." Tarrent Hightopp
Intentions -- To entertain and shock my fellow FanFictioners

Project -- Postive, Negative, Neutral
Status -- Complete
Description -- Emmett and Rosalie have a one-night stand and WOW, she's pregnant!!!
Pairings -- Usual
Success -- Was suprisingly well liked. I thought it was stupid.
Favorite Quote from the Story -- "Who are you, and what have you done with my bitch? I mean, Sister!" Rosalie Hale-Cullen
Intentions -- To get Rosalie knocked up and to share with the world why you should never have unprotected sex. ;)

Project -- The Innocence of Children
Status -- In Progress
Description -- Sequeal to Postive, Negative, Neutral. Rosalie becomes freakily fertile.
Pairings -- Usual
Success -- So-so
Favorite Quote from the Story -- "Cookies? Your gonna make me fat." Emmett Cullen
Intentions -- To tell the world that they should avoid having a lot of children. :)

Project -- This Love
Status -- Complete
Description -- It's hard to explain, you'll have to read it to find out.
Pairings -- Usual
Success -- 2nd most successful!
Favorite Quote from the Story -- "You almost hit a wolf with my baby!" Edward Cullen
Intentions -- I don't really know. It's a great read.

Project -- This Heart
Status -- In-Progress
Description -- Seqeul to This Love (see above)
Pairings -- Usual
Success -- not as successful as This Love
Favorite Quote from the Story -- "A recently changed and quite useless newborn introduced him to texting." - Jane
Intentions -- To shock the world! I think!

Project -- Got to Love your Brothers
Status -- Complete
Description -- Emmett and Jasper give Edward the vampire sex talk. Should be interesting.
Pairings -- Usual
Succes -- Surprisingly, everyone found me funny.
Favorite Quote from the Story -- "Look! It's a blue condom! Here you go!" Emmett Cullen
Intentions -- to induce ridiculous and spastic laughter

Project -- Got to Love your Family
Status -- Complete
Description -- Sequel to Got to Love your Brothers. The Cullens have gone insane.
Pairings -- Usual and Nessie/Jake
Success -- I got one flame. Don't know what that has to do with it.
Favorite Quote from the Story -- "No, Edward, Not the sea donkeys!" Bella Cullen
Intentions -- To honor the pleads for a Sequel, only to run out of ideas.

Harry Potter and the Little Pink Plus Sign!

Here you will find everything you need to know about my Next Generation series!

Pictures

Theodore (Teddy) Remus Lupin (3)

http:///portlandchildphotographer/child/happy-mothers-day-childrens-photographer-portland/

You'll have to scroll down a bit for his picture. Just pretend he has blue hair... or green... or pink...

Current Victoire Gabrielle Weasley (2)

http:///photo_7472930_horizontal-photo-of-a-3-year-old-blond-girl-watching-tv.html

Doesn't that just look like her?

Current Fred Gideon Weasley II (9 Months old)

http:///2011/04/9-months.html

The first picture is him, a complete Weasley with bright red hair and brown eyes!

Current James Sirius Potter (6 months old)

http:///2011/portraits/little-ones/little-blaine-6-months-old/

Isn't he just the sweetest little baby?

Current Dominique Apolline Weasley (3 months old)

http:///2009/portraits/little-ones/molly-jane/

She's got those bright blue eyes that come from Fleur's side.