D Profile, cause you need to know:

Name: Alice!!

Age: whatev

Home: What Ev (see, I used capitals this time :D YAY!) But i you must know, Forks

Friends home: Forks/ What Ev, the same street in other words. You should TOTALLY visit!

Current mood: Well, I have my female/puberty/once a month happenings going on, so I'm a bit moody, pissed, depressed, yet at the same time happy and... happy.

Home Town: Y'know, in Nevada they house aliens... I was born in Nevada, does that mean I'm an alien? HOLY COW! In fact, in several places due to religion Cow's are considered sacred and are holy. You heard right... holy. So please, people of where ever you are, bow whenever you see a cow. :D It's called : RESPECT! ing other peoples religion! :D

Yeah... I'm SO totally going to this when my 'rents aren't looking. If they are... well I won't be able to update any of my stories... cause I would be DEAD. Yeah... All well, I'll take my chances. So, read this, and DO IT. Seriously man, woman, children. Babies. Yeah, or whatever you people are...

15 things to do in Walmart..SOO FUNNY!:

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

Whoa. Where did me bio go...?

Hmm.

Okay then, another one of those days have come... dun dun dunnnnnn (duuuuuuun)

Midnight Sun

As some of you may know, Stephenie's partial-draft of Midnight Sun was illegally posted on the Internet and has since been virally distributed without her permission or knowledge or the knowledge or permission of her publisher and because of this, Stephenie is considering not finishing the novel. So, thanks to a bunch of idiots who thought it would be funny to post twelve freakin' chapters without her permission, thousands--no, hundreds of thousands of fans are probably not going to be able to read Midnight Sun.

So how funny is it now? Ever since Twilight first came out, everyone always wanted to know what was going on inside Edward's head during every event: What was his first reaction to seeing Bella, in his mind? What were his feelings when he went to spy on Bella that fateful night? When did he first realize he loved Bella? These were questions (along with hundreds of others) that passed through my head when I started the first book of the Twilight saga. For the longest time the only thing I could think about was: Could Stephenie possibly write a novel about Twilight in Edward's perspective? So I literally jumped for joy when I first heard about Midnight Sun. I swear, my friends couldn't get me to shut up for weeks. And when I read the first chapter, my first thought was: W-o-w. I was ecstatic, this meant, that after Breaking Dawn was published, I would still have a book to read about Bella and Edward! I wouldn't completely lose the series!

And now, I'll probably never get to read the whole book. Sure I've read the leaked twelve chapters (They were published on Stephenie's site) but what's the fun in that? That was a partial-draft! There's a reason for that name, it meant that it wasn't edited, corrected, re-read, etc... Thanks to these morons, me and every other Twilight fan in the world, will probably never have the nice, printed, fresh, copy of Midnight Sun to put in our bookshelves beside Breaking Dawn, we'll never be able to open that clean, hardcover (or paperback, your preference) novel and re-read Edward's side of the story. Twelve chapters does not make a book, especially not this book! Will we ever know exactly what Edward was thinking when he read Bella's note? Will we ever know exactly what he felt when he saw Bella, bruised and bloody in the ballet studio? Will we?

Those assholes had better watch their step, because if any of us Twilight fan girls ever find out who they were...well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

Okay, thank you. :) See, I have a very vivid imagination, I can perfectly well picture someones death, a very dramatic vivid death... It creeps me out some, but it's fun... it's fun. So, first off, is the person a male or female, cause I mean c'mon a girl wouldn't do that... right? Okay, probably a REALLY obsessed girl...

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

OMG I HOPE MY WISH COMES TRUE!

aLrIgHt

So, sense I erasered (OMG WHERE!?) my bio, I'm going to start a new one.

One that's serious.

One that'll tell you something about me.

Okay, here goes nothing!

WHOOT! ISN'T IT AWESOME! OMG I LOVE MY BIO!!

HELP STOP GLOBAL WARMING!! If you believe that our prez should help stop global warming (or stop it all together), if everyone should help stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile! LET'S HELP SAVE OUR WORLD PEOPLE!!

These things

If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you believe your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.

If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care! ;) )

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse memorized, post this

You know you're addicted to Twilight when August 2th is the most decorated date on your calendar. Copy and paste this into your profile if it is!

If you love reading Twilight fanfiction copy and past this to your profile

If you want Bella and Edward to get married copy and past this to your profile.

If you want Jacob to just grow up and imprint already copy and past this to your profile. (no offense to Jacob lovers)

If you loved Harry Potter at first but once you read Twilight you fell in love with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and past this to your profile.

If you spend your free time making your own Twilight 'if you evers' and 'you know your obsessed when' then copy and past this to your profile.

If you completely got over your Harry Potter obsession when you read Twilight, copy and paste this on your program

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. ( I LEGIT WAS BAWLING :( )

If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. :P

If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. XD

If when ever you see the name Edward or anything close to Edward you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.

If when ever you see the name Cullen or anything close to Cullen you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.

If Every time at twilight you say 'It's twilight, it's the safest time for us' Copy this into your profile

When every you see an apple you think of twilight copy this into you profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profile

If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P

If you are in LOVE with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and past this to your profile.

If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P

If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

If you spit every time you hear vile Mike Newton's name, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love everything about the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are Obsessed/Addicted to the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

When ever you see a shiny silver Volvo you start following it shouting "I LOVE YOU EDWARD CULLEN!" copy this to your profile.

If your in love with a fictional character (like edward anthony mason cullen) copy and paste this is you profile

If people mistake you for a vampire, copy and past this to your profile.

If you mistake pale people at your school as vampires, copy and past this to your profile.

If you are making up your own Twilight "If You"s then copy and past this to your profile.

While reading Twilight you grabbed a dictionary and looked up the word Ostentatious and now you use it in every sentence even if it doesn't sense.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

Damn, I hate these things, fool me all the time, well here's possibly another one (I'm to lazy to see it I have more):

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Depressing...

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses,

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your prof

f you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awful est thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE!

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

(We have cookies!) And cookies ROCK

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher, Kyori Uchihaof the sand are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile, PoisionedRoses (most definitly)

EXTRAS:

And here's a way Bella would look for The Asylum!

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She's a model who's first name is Isla, I forgot her first name. But yeah, I LOVE her eyes!!

Went to the Mall of Profiles under the Maximum Ride category and found this!!:

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.\93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, FaxyloverWOOPS i deleted some My b!, .All.The.Pretty.Corpses.

if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)

IF YOU MAKE RANDOM FISHY FACES AT PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOU PRO

if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a weird habit of writing inside jokes somewhere anyone can see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Okay, admit it, we all know I'm awesome, so I'll post this stuff here because of my maximum reach of awesomeness.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

Fang = 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent hott!

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHDis Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

OID is Obsessive Iggy Disorder

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know that everyone will end up bowing down to you and blessing your book choice, copy and paste this into your profile.

I made that one, inbetween the lines, on my own! MAXIMUM AWESOMENESS HUH?! But seriously, we all know that I will be the leader of the universe and you WILL bow down to me, blessing my book choice! Seriously.

9/12/08:

I'm doing my complete and utter best at being neat. (shudders) I'm not a neat person, so I did something simple. DATE DATE DATE DATE

Just look up, there's a date.

9/12/08 to be exact. Whoosh! How about 'em apples!

Alrighty then, I suck at this neat stuff... So ... yeah. I'm gonna say it! I suck. hehe! :D

MORE OF THESE THINGS:

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Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.

Can't stand me? Then sit down.

Why yes, I can make a sexual reference out of anything.

Im usually a pessimist, my optimistic side is perverted. Totally...

People ask me why I don't like straight people, but I can't like something that doesn't exist. --Chris Crocker.