Noname14

name- Nico (yes like percy jackson i had the name first and yes it is greek)

address-what now your going to stalking me

number-your not going to get it p.s call me

i am 13

i am a girl

My fav. color is black white blue purple and green.

i hate the color pink.

i want to be a auther or director.

i love to read and read and read and write and write and then lots of music and hang out with friends.

fav. class drama c.a

i am NOT preppy. EWW

i am NOT emo even if some friends are.

i am classaifed as staterish. (my word)

i am not goth

fav. food anything any else gross

my pets are sweet pea (she is dumd) shoadow (really old) ( dogs ) tiger(my cat who no one likes but me mike and mom)

people i hate hated me first or are really gross and like me (like my stalker)

if i tell you you were gay what would you do?

can you cry under water?

would you rather be a vamp or werewolf?(very hard to chose)

if you could live for ever what would you do?

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "MY VAMPIRE IS GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS HA HA HA!" (don't ask you don't want to know)

BEST FRIENDS: are sreaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think OR girl

LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.

A good girl is a bad girl whos never gotten caught.

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile(Try 450 pg + book in less then one day)For some reason i don't think i should be proud of that.

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blende r when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.(which is good for me at times)

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

so

youre

saying

that

i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular.
i'm a pansy because i dont ask every guy out.
i'm special because i act silly in public.
i'm a slut because i actually dance at...dances.
i'm nasty because i have a single zit on my face.
i'm a whore because my boyfriend kissed mee.
i'm a freak because i don't dress just like you.
i'm a bitch because i stand up for myself.
i'm a retard when i make a C on a test...
but a nerd when i make an A, or a B.
i'm anorexic because i forgot my lunch one day.
the next day, i'm fat because i eat all of it.
can i tell you something, sweetheart?

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If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you X~love~X HATE him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you think that Twilight one is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think Rap music stands for RETARDS ATTEMPTING POETRY, copy & paste. sometimes

All I want is a gorgeous, immortal, cold, silver Volvo owner that sparkles in the sunlight and bites me…is that too much to ask for? Yes, yes it is. THEY ARE HEARTLESS LEECHES!

Blondes may have more fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes!

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916!

Carlisle Cullen: Smexier Than You Since Sometime In The 1600s!!

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile. maybe but jake's not a prep and he travels in pack…

98 percent of teenagers has or do smoke pot. (huh?) If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, and never will, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you toflamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it.

I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you toflamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it.

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked in the closet
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid
I'm wishing to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I wish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
I am but three
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me

CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!! Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a fan of Edward Cullen, save a cow, eat a lion.

If you're a fan of Jacob Black, save a dog, adopt a werewolf

If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile!

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick321, Topaz Eyes Sing My Lullaby,cullendrive, Twilighter4Evr

you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

Things I learned from Twilight!

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and saefest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.30. Grand Theft Auto is bad...unless its a porche
31. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

- I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going 2 be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!!...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

If you like stuff that you are too young for AND stuff you are too old for, copy this to your profile

If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile.

You Know You're A Fanfic Addict When...

1.) You find yourself constantly checking your email for new updates

2.) You've memorized the number of stories posted for some of your favorites categories and know when someone has a new story for it.

3.) You think you've read every fluffy oneshot for your favorite couple that you can find.

4.) You find yourself writing the next chapter to your story instead of doing schoolwork.

5.) When someone asks what your favorite book is, you answer with a FanFic you've read.

6.) You have fanfiction as your homepage.

7.) You spend hours with your eyes glued to the computer screen beacuse you keep finding new stories.

8.) You find funny stories, so when your friends come over, you make them read these funny stories.

Put this on your profile if 3 or more apply to you, beacuse the truth is, we're addicted to FanFiction. (Feel free to add to the list)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, Living in Dreams, Twilighter4Evr (and some of Twilighter4Evr's friends)

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If whenever you see a sliver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are always trying to tell you to shut up but you dont, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!

"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-

find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Smile. It confuses people.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!

A day without sunshine is like... night. yes we night lovers can die happy (happy dance)

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney?

Behold the mighty...chihuahua?

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.

she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.
she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’
she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along w. scissors & had her cut it up.
she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced.
she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE."
she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked when he wasnt.

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. (Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen, Jacob Black, Dimitri Belikov, Stephan Salvatore, Damon Salvatore, Christian Ozera, Adrian Ivashkov they are all mine stay away you...you gay moenky ass raper lover (dont ask))

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. my day "mommy my head hurts.i thinks there is something worng with soda"

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.

she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.
she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’
she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along w. scissors & had her cut it up.
she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced.
she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE."
she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked when he wasnt.

100 Things I Learned From The Twilight Saga

1. Apparently, Emmett is a sore loser
2. You can't hurt a werewolf without breaking your hand.
3. Boys in Forks don't understand the concept of "Ladies Choice Dance"
4. Now we all really know how thunder is made..
5. Before cliff-diving, theres many factors to consider. Especially if you can't have a wolf by your side.
6. People get island's as presents.
7. Really pale people are secrety vampires.
8. There is a difference between shape-shifters and werewolves.
9. Hollywood never gets anything "mythical" right.
10. It's healthy to ditch class every once in a while.
11. Yellow Porsches make good bribes
12. If a fight happens to break out at your wedding between your vampire husband and your werewolf best friend, no one will even notice, so it's okay.
13.when your sister in law wants your baby more than she should and is planning to keep it once you're dead, it's okay.because in the end you're going to be turned into a vampire by your century year old husband.
14.If your boyfriend can't hear your thoughts, it means you're a shield
15. If your skin looks sparkly while in the sunlight you are automatically a vampire.
16. Not all vampires drink human blood.
17.Always have Alice plan your parties and special occasions.
18.Vampires feel the need for speed (going 100mph or faster)
19.If you see someone with reeeally pale skin & totally black eyes...RUN!
20. When in doubt as to what to name your child, mash up the names of your parents & in-laws together
21. DO NOT forget to pack your silky Victoria's Secret pajamas.
22. It's safe to be in Italy at all times!
23. Jacob Black does the BEST chainsaw impersonation.
24.get FAR away from werewolves when they are about to phase.
25.never let your dad cook,unless you want burn't spaguetti
26.always leave my window open in the night!!
27.REAL GUYS SUCK'S!!
28. In a world where mythical creatures don't exist, your best guy friend would be your soulmate.
29.When the name you choose turns out to be too much of a mouthful, your daughter should be nicknamed after a mythical monster.
30. Some of the most wonderful and terrible things can happen in small towns
31. Always bet on Alice, not Edward
32. When camping in a blizzard, bring a space heater or a werewolf
30. Vampires are very Jealous
32. Having two guys (mythical creatures) fighting over you can take alot out of you
33. Motorcycles are not practical motor vehicles for Washington
34. If the guy that you like has eyes that change colors...when black do not mess with him!! When they are topez now is a good time to talk!!
35. Not all minds can be read...
36. Some of us are real clutzes and have trouble walking across a flat piece of ground!!
37. some girls are just magnets for trouble!!
38. Don't be surprised when vampires pay for everything and anything like college tuition, car payments, house payment, etc
39.use a crowbar or a bat when ur punching a werewolf
40. always have a half-naked guy to save you from drowning :)
41. 4 Books can make thousand.. (millions?) of people think about one thing EDWARD CULLEN
42. When you're being stalked and about to be kidnaped by random frat boys, don't worry, the hot guy you like is gonna save you.
43.I learned My life is meaningless now!
44. When its hot out, there is no need for A/C when you have Edward ;)
45. If stuck in a love triangle, have a child. That solves everything
46. Never tell when you buy clothes or when you cut your hair, but its especially important to remark how slow your computer is.
47. Being prepared makes everything easier, including becoming a vampire.
48.Jasper can be reather nasty to certion people
49. A paper cut can end life as you know it.
can find the answer to anything on Google.
51.When in danger of being killed, get a whole new identity, some fake documents and flee to Rio de Janerio.
52.Don't make Rosalie MAD.
53.Adrenaline rushes are common
54.Getting married at 18 is apparently very funny to your dad.
55.Marcus needs some excitement in his life
56.Don't get caught thinking about Leah Clearwater naked.
can drown a blonde by gluing a mirror to the bottom of a pool!
58.Blondes (especially Rosalie) get mad when you get food in their hair.
59.That beautiful boy in school is not being rude when he ignores you. He's being very polite and trying to resist your blood.
is possible for a plain-looking, book-worm, klutz to get the man of her dreams... get the most amazing man in the world.
61.If a large native-american boy keeps insisting on baby-sitting your 2-year-old daughter, or attending her princess-themed birthday party... watch out.
62.Everyone remembers Taha Aki... but the woman who saves the day is remembered as "The Third Wife".
63.If your friends ditch you and start acting weird, it's okay because they're just becoming werewolves...No worries, you'll soon follow :)
64. There are actually 8 colors of the rainbow
65. The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest
66. Vampires don't actually sleep in coffins or turn into bats.
67. the right man will love you no matter how badly you can/do hurt him (edward/jacob)
68. Being clutzy and accident prone is a good thing- it just means that a cute vampire will save you!
69. It's alright to be jelous of mythical creatures/fictional characters.
70. It's alright to love some mythical creatures/fictional characters!!
71. Dad's don't like "the specifics."
72.The Cullens never get speeding tickets
73. Always bring the pepper spray.
74. Morphine DOES NOT work! (sorry Carlisle!)
75. Let the vampires open the presents.
76. Never go to the overpriced mechanic for car troubles...just seek out the nearest werewolf
77.A lifetime of servitude is not worth a box of candy hearts.
78. Warm sodas are the best.
79. It's an off day without your vampire bf is telling you how edible you smell
80. Shiny Volvo owners are not ALL stupid.
81. Always consider ALL of the options when you hear voices (or just one voice) in your head.
82. it is always good to have a before and an after car
83. having friends around the world will benefit you someday
84. if the mysterious guy in school doesn't eat -- possible vampire
85. it's always a good idea to live near a meadow and a forest
86. take swimming lessons from a vampire
87. You don't need drugs to mellow out you just need Jasper.
88. If your boyfriend vampire leaves you don't freak out thinking he doesn't love you, he'll be back. He's would do anything to keep you safe.
89. My life seems so blah after reading these books.
90. redheads apparently always = evil in books/movies
91. boys are always grumpy when their hungry.
92. moms always know when the daughters boyfriend is willing to die for her.
93. when someone never at school on a sunny day,be careful you never know what he/she is!
94. biology could be the perfect place to meet the love of ur life
95. now volvo could possibly be the most popular car between the ages of 15-25(me going to bye one and see how many girls follow me)
96. Sometimes baby vampires aren't really baby vampires.
97.Unfortuantly Edward perfers Burnetts but i'd go burnett any day for him!
98. Never look Jane directly in the eyes.
99.Rosalie has her reasons for being Rosalie.
100.EDWARD CULLEN IS PERFECT "is this for really" "jake said not me"

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

You know your obsessed with the Twilight series when... (Add your name if it applies to you!)
1. You know you love the Twilight series when you download every song from Stephanie Meyers playlist and listen to them non-stop on your Ipod.
2. You dream about it every night. (Twilighter4Evr)
3. When you want to go to Forks for your spring break. (Twilighter4Evr)
4. When you squeal every time you see a silver Volvo, even if it's not your favorite car. (Twilighter4Evr)
5. When you cringe whenever you hear/see Edward's or Bella's name and it has nothing to do with Stephenie Meyer. (Twilighter4Evr)
6. When you've ceased to believe that vampires actually have fangs or any weakness. And you believe all vampires must be inherently hot.
7. You know u love it when you're counting down the minutes until Breaking Dawn comes out.
8. You quote lines from the books for use in your everyday speech. (Twilighter4Ev)
9. You know you love the Twilight series when you solidly believe your boyfriend is a vampire simply on the basis that he's sexy.
10. When you refer to your ideal boyfriend as an "Edward."
11. You know you love the Twilight series when you pre-order your copy of Breaking Dawn at Barnes & Noble.
13. You know your obsessed when you name your characters after the Twilight characters.
14. When you cry because your father used New Moon as a coaster for his drink
15. When you count down the days till Edwards birthday 60 days before it starts. (June 20th) (Twilighter4Evr)
16. You know you love the books when a love song comes on and you immediately think of Edward and Bella. (Twilighter4Evr)
17. You now you love Twilight when you have bought both the audio books.
18. You now you love Twilight when you have bought t-shirts from twilight teez dot com.
19. You now you love Twilight when you relate even the weirdest things to the book. (Twilighter4Evr)
20. You now you love Twilight when you carry the books with you. (Twilighter4Evr)
21. You now you love Twilight when you go to Forks.
22. You now you love Twilight when you almost faint when you first saw the cover of Eclispe.
25. You know you love the Twilight series when you think you can feel Edward beside you while you're reading(or just doing nothing at all).
26. You know you love the Twilight series when you talk to nothing but think you're talking to Edward.
27. You know you love the Twilight series when you stay locked in your room until you've read it over a million times.
28. You know you love the Twilight series when you start talking to it (the book). (Twilighter4Evr)
29. You know you love the Twilight series when you talk to your friends about it...even though they have no idea what you're talking about! (Twilighter4Evr)
30. You know you love the Twilight series when you ask them how you know you love the Twilight series even though they STILL don't know what you're talking about. (Twilighter4Evr)
31. You know you love the Twilight series when you sleep with the book cradled in your arms.
32. You know you're obsessed when, while talking to your friends, they mention something that reminds you of Twilight, and you mutter a joke for Twilight-lovers with super hearing and start laughing your head off. (Twilighter4Evr)
33. You know you love the Twilight series when you are highly considering naming your future children the characters names.
34. You know you love the Twilight series when in class, you relate every project to something in the book. (Twilighter4Evr)
35. You know you love the Twilight Series when the name Edward becomes your new favorite guy name.
know you love the Twilight Series when you didn't let anybody else touch your books.
37. You know you love the Twilight Series when you and your boyfriend call each other "Edward" and "Bella".
39. You know your obsessed with the Twilight series when you sit on the roof of your house every night waiting for Edward to come.
40. You know your obsessed with the Twilight series when you name random people at your school the characters' names.
42. You know your obsessed with the Twilight series when you wish for them not to make a Twilight movie because it could never be as good as the book.
43. You know your obsessed with the Twilight series when you start failing in school because either your reading the Twilight Series. Or you are thinking about Edward and his family.
44. You know your obsessed when you make a protective cover for your twilight to ensure that you never leave your copy of Twilight when it goes with you to yours friend's house.
54. You know you love the Twilight series when you create a debate in class over Edwards "perfection" (Twilighter4Evr)
56. You know your obsessed when you and your friends try to guess the entire plot to Breaking Dawn.
57. You know you love Twilight when you refer to it as "The Black and Red Bible" (Twilighter4Evr)
58. You know your obsessed when you start imagining scenes from the books in your head before you go to bed. (Twilighter4Evr)
60. You know you love the Twilight series when you try to compare a lot of things to the book. (Twilighter4Evr)
63. You know your obsessed when your cry at sad parts of the book... Even though you've read it 20 times. (Twilighter4Evr)

64. you know your obsessed when you your teacher has to ask you to read a differnt book

65. you know your obsessed when you you wirte about twilight for your math porject

~Twilight Oath~

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!

You Might Have a Twilight Obsession if you . .

you check the twilightlexiconblog every time you log on to a computer.

you learn that the twilght movie is filming 45.5 miles away from your house and it takes all you have not to go watch.

you check stephanie meyer's website/ His Golden Eyes everyday to check information.

you squeal every time you see a silver Volvo, even if it's not your favorite car

you cringe whenever you hear/see Edward's or Bella's name and it has nothing to do with Stephenie Meyer.

you've ceased to believe that vampires actually have fangs or any weakness. And you believe all vampires must be inherently hot.

you're counting down the minutes until Breaking Dawn comes out.

a love song comes on and you immediately think of Edward and Bella.

you carry the books with you.

the name Edward becomes your new favorite guy name.

you try to compare a lot of things to the book.

you start imagining scenes from the books in your head before you go to bed.

you literally stopped breathing while watching clips from the movie

Funny twilight related sayings:

And Carlisle said let there be Edward, and it was good.

My standards are set according to Edward Cullen.

-What the heck is wrong with me? I feel all dizzy...
-Where you just reading twilight?
-Yeah...
-It's called Edward Cullen.

What's sexier than a vampire named Edward?
A jealous vampire named Edward.

A Prayer of Edward--

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed by they sparkles.
Thy volvo comes, thy will be fast,
Our Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into tempatation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
Forever and ever.
A-Edward.

Did You Say It ?

I Love You ...

I Dont Ever Want To Live Without You ...

You Changed My Life ...

Did You Say It ?

Make A Plan , Set A Goal .

Work Toward It .

But Every Now And Then , Look Around .

Drink It In .

Because ... This Is It ...

It Might All Be Gone Tomorow

Dare to be different . . .and smile at those who stare at you for it.

i guy loves you if he knows you are to good for him

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen out there for you (his name DOESNT have to be Edward Cullen), then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit over nothing at all, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have done or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile

"She just wants to look like you."preppy1

"so ture."preppy2

"Yes but i dont have to stuff my bra"me

"bitch"preppy2

slap (me slapping her)

"you jst wnat jake but you cant have him because hie is mine"

more slaps and kicks some yelling some getting writing up but me i win HA!

If you want to do this add

-Come to the Dark side. WE HAVE COOKIES!!

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

-One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-You know, 1/7 people have fallen of there nut. Look at 6 of your friends, and if they're all good, IT"S YOU!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second part telling us to sit down and shut-up

-Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground.

-Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

-Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I'm a news reporter. "What's that" i hear you ask. Well, what I do is firstly say "Good afternoon" then i tell you why my previous greeting was not true.

-When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN

-Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about

--If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them

If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them

If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them

If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them

If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED

--I had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it

-I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

-DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

-before embarking on revenge, dig 2 graves. That way if someone gets in the way, you can dispose of each body quickly

Fudge is good. Cheese is good. Revenge is good. And Candles smell yummy!

Watermelon is yummy. But then it makes you have to pee.

As you've noticed, I like food.

Why does Bella get all the good guys

The Blue Pen

Adrian

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Sam

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Lee

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Chase

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Des

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Chris

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Death

Death

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