It was no secret that Commissioner Gordon had the two hottest sons in Gotham City....Slash, AU, Joker/Jonathan Crane rated for safety. story loosely based off of Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew

Jonathan Crane escaped from Arkham and started a new life in Chicago. Then was forced to start over yet again. Bruce Wayne goes undercover to bring him back to justice. Wayne/Crane

Merlin is dead. No, really. He has just called the most powerful man in prison a prat. A prat he just happens to be cellmates with. Cue fireworks! *Prison!AU*

Marik and Bakura go tomb raiding, and in the process their relationship - such as it is - is tested.

"I think congratulations are in order!" Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Ficlet.

Arthur and Merlin's relationship takes a drastic change when another prince takes an interest in the wizard. Prince Aldwin is an original character. Prince Aldwin/Merlin, will be Arthur/Merlin. Rated M.

COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.

A collection of HolmesxWatson oneshots! Ranging from comedy to drama, but always with romance. Ch 30: An intrusion in the middle of a kiss? What could be worse? It was caused by Mary, you say? Oh, bother.

4th and final fic in the Pendragon Institute series. At the museum of medieval art, reactions to Arthur's latest decision range from excitement to shock. Arthur and Merlin head to London to make things official, but will they have any time alone there? AU

The threat of the Apocalypse has passed, and things between Crowley and Aziraphale are changing. For the better. Included in this story: beef stew, snow, Aziraphale's wings, all in addition to an ongoing romance between supposed enemies. Rating to change.

A series of drabbles, ficlets, oneshots, whathaveyou about Crowley and Aziraphale, and their lives together at random points in time. It's all the same basic continuity, just random. Watch out for some slash here and there, because slash is made of love.

This is a birthday fic for a friend. Human AU where Dean works for Gabriel in a bakery, Cas is the cop who comes in every morning. Dean attempts and fails to woo with cookies.

Jim and Seb are the married ones next door. John meets them on a late night Tesco's run. In response to this prompt:

There is the lightest dusting of freckles on the curve of Aziraphale's shoulder, pale and practically unnoticeable, and Crowley cannot help but stare.

The year is 1912, and one angel and one demon's lives are about to change forever as they embark on the fateful maiden voyage of the R.M.S. Titanic - and a relationship utterly forbidden by both Heaven and Hell.

Missing scene from my 'A Diamond Sky Above Titanic', set during Chapter 6. In which Aziraphale puts both Da Vinci and Di Caprio to shame, Crowley Adonis and Eros, and everyone ends up quite naked and quite covered in paint.

UNBETA'D. AU! A series of different 'Firsts' between our two favourite guys.

People need to understand, statements like 'How long until there is trip/melon mpreg fanfiction' are like CHALLENGES to me.

There are some things about Sherlock Holmes that John cannot mention in his blog. After living with Sherlock for six months, John is noticing some things about Sherlock, and about himself, that he doesn't fully understand.

A collection of MorMor drabbles. Quite a few are post-reichenbach angst pieces, with a tiny bit of fluff or slash here and there! rated M for violence, language and mormor sexiness

It takes a change of scenery and a lot of alcohol for Crowley to realise that he's been a complete idiot. A cute Christmas A/C one-shot, late but always relevant! Also includes a sneaky Green Wing reference...

Sherlock attempts to discover what he wants and needs from John. Also, keep them both from getting killed. And also cover up a murder ...

Continuation of Smiles. Joker is released from Arkham and Crane redoes his Toxin. They are drawn to each other and Scarecrow uses that to his advantage. Scarecrow/Joker/Crane.

Sometimes, when the world just seems a little too loud, a little too brusque, moving just a little too fast, they create a small safe-haven for themselves.

Someone told Marcus that Britons don't kiss; Esca is determined to demonstrate otherwise. Esca/Marcus slash.

AU Priest!Cas meets with a couple who are about to get married. Dean's already feeling guilty when he enters the church with Lisa, and then it gets so much worse, because Dean recognises the priest, from the bar where they met.

"A ship is safe at harbor, but that's not what ships are for" - Anonymous. Mycroft and Lestrade's relationship takes them both far outside their comfort zones. Daily out-of-order oneshot Mystrade drabbles.

Destiel, slash. Tarot cards are so rarely right, except when they totally are.

After Mycroft meets Detective Inspector Lestrade he invites him to lunch. Pre-Mystrade because I have so many Mystraders as friends .

"And I feel ashamed to say it, but I was relieved." Episode tag for 4x02. Merlin/Arthur.

Arthur doesn't like flowers, poetry, doves, or honeycakes, ergo he doesn't like romance. Or does he?

Marik and Bakura realise they've been cybering with each other.

What happens when a case goes wrong and Sherlock becomes unreachable in front of Johns eyes? Angsty Slash. More chapters to come if there is interest :

A collection of Merthur oneshots, some smutty, some angsty, some just sickeningly sweet fluff. RxR!

It was just another day at the park, and no one bothered the two men sitting on the bench. Mystrade. PG.

Taking advantage of a rare weekend with Mycroft, Lestrade fills it with suggestive comments, silly questions and stepping out into the rain. Mystrade.

Marcus and Esca have, er, a negotiation of sorts, after a hunting expedition by the river. A follow-up to "Not for Sale," but can be read independently. Marcus-Esca slash.

Can Bruce Wayne find a way to save the Joker from himself? Can a man with no rules capture the heart of Gotham's hero? And will the Joker's time in Arkham save him...or break him? Batman/Joker. Mature content.

Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.

DI Lestrade had never expected that meeting Mycroft Holmes would change him in so many ways, but he did know that the changes were mutual. That's probably what made them so precious. Side story to Changing Habits.

Mycroft Holmes never knew that appearance of DI Lestrade in his life would bring so many changes. The last change was Mycroft realizing how important every little change was and how many of them were to follow, each making him happier.

Esca wants things he should not want, for too many reasons to count. Set during Marcus's recovery at Calleva. Movieverse, one-sided Esca/Marcus; rated M for sexuality.

A late night visit from the Scarecrow involves more than conversation. Scarecrow knows more than Bruce Wayne thought- but will it help keep him out of Arkham Asylum? Bruce Wayne/ Jonathan Crane

Grell begins to take a more pro-active approach in winning the affections of his favorite man. But just as he's about to set things in motion, William receives a transfer order. What's a lady to do?

In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.

Please explain to me, Mr. Sutcliff, why I can never get you out of my head? Will's thoughts on Grell.

The Homicide department's contribution to the Met's fundraiser fair for the local charity is a kissing booth. Mystrade, slash.

A cunning brother and a matchmaking mother sometimes could be too much. And sometimes they could be just what Mycroft needed to diversify his life. And bring him happiness along the way. Probably.

Mycroft/Lestrade, slash. The third and last installment to my Language Kink series, written to fill the prompt "Mycroft speaks Latin beautifully". Author's addendum: when in love.

SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...

Gwen's left Arthur for Lancelot but before she goes, she dispells a 10 year old mystery... Pairings: Arthur/Merlin, Gwaine/Merlin and off-screen Arthur/Gwen, Gwen/Lancelot Warning: Infidelity

Mycroft and Gregory the night before their wedding. It does not go quite the way that they had expected.

(2011) Getting the truth out of a demon takes finesse. Since Aziraphale doesn't have any, finagling works just as well.

Shouldn't your first fight be memorable? With a lot of shouting followed by storming out and instant regrets, soon to be forgiven and healed with kisses? But Lestrade realized that with Mycroft Holmes there was none of it.

Set the night after the scene at the beach. Charles and Erik, miles apart and each feeling miserable, reach out to one another through their minds and discover their connection is stronger than they ever thought possible.

This time, a birthday present is not enough. -First Class oneshot, Charles/Erik.

When Arthur catches Merlin doing magic, he can't believe that his "Friendly Castle Sorcerer" theory is correct, and that the "Friendly Castle Sorcerer" is Merlin. Time for a talk.

It's been nearly three months, and all Charles has gotten from Erik is a letter and a little black box, but for now, that's alright. -First Class fic, Erik/Charles.

X-Men: First Class, Erik/Charles. Exactly what it says in the title.

X-Men: First Class fic. At moments like these Charles can't get nearly enough of Erik.

Modern AU, established relationship; Arthur leaves on a business trip, and Merlin takes it for granted. He won't ever do that again after what happens.

"What harm could it do - really? One kiss. Merlin wasn't even conscious, and there were no spectators; that was, unless birds and trees could talk and share secrets." Merlin/Arthur

Coffee. Crane. Killer Croc. Coffee. Crane. Cover-up. Cover blown. Crane/Wayne slash.

What began as a common interest in looking after Sherlock somehow turns into something much more after a very eventful stake-out. But can the newly formed couple figure out how to reunite Sherlock and John? Mycroft/Lestrade and Sherlock/John?

MATURE FIC. A stranger visits the Valley of the Kings, and discovers they've made some interesting changes.

Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.

Arthur was never really good at being patient, but then Merlin happened to wander into his life. SLASH Arthur/Merlin

AU, Reincarnation-Merlin and Arthur meet again. And again. And again. Because life goes on.

A Fifty Themes project. There is a price for love and a price for life, but throughout the dozens of lifetimes he was given the chance to live, Merlin never stopped loving Arthur. Not once. Not ever.

Bullies need to learn that everything is not as it appears. Logan will prove that to help a tormented Bobby. Logan/Scott, slight John/Bobby hints

Another 6.19 story, anyone else see Dean curling his tongue/biting his lip when he was picking that lock? Castiel did. Pure Porny Thoughts.

Sequal to 'Human' but is standalone. Dean wakes up 10 years after defeating Lucifer, with a formerly-angelic life partner, an estranged brother and the news that he won the apocalypse...he just can't remember any of it. Angst and Fluff in equal measure.

He-Man and Skeletor are drawn together for one final confrontation, but who will come out on top in this final battle of wills... IN BED? He-Man x Skeletor, yaoi, oneshot

Modern AU. Merlin is roped into doing a talk show with none-other than Arthur Pendragon, son of famous businessman Uther. Of course, they despise each other and argue non-stop until they realise that they're just a little bit in love with each other.

No one ever expected such a reaction from Sherlock Holmes. Not even the consulting detective himself. This was the one time his deductions worked against him. Mycroft/Lestrade, very light Sherlock/John

Arthur's birthday, Ygraine's death day. Arthur: bad mood, snaps at Merlin, they fight. Both accidentally cross the line. "I could find a servant better than you, Merlin! One who's not a bumbling idiot!" What'll Merlin do when this really happens? SLASH.

Our misguided heroes tying the knot. At last. slash.

Mycroft and Lestrade have to steal their moments together when they can.

AU Arthur never thought he'd be a father, but Emily changes that. When he brought her home he didn't think he could ever need anything else. Then he meets Merlin, a wizard on the piano. Maybe he needed something else after all. SLASH FINISHED!

Thiefshipping, YGOTAS-verse! Bakura gets Marik to take his pants down. Smut shall happen.

Arthur's brain needs to catch up to what his heart already knows. Featuring: Oblivious!Arthur trying to piece together how he feels about Merlin. Arthur/Merlin. one-shot. R and R, please.

When Merlin appears at home, sullen and perhaps a bit heart-sick, he disappears up into his bed. She figures his boyfriend will show up eventually. What she DOESN'T figure is that Merlin's boyfriend is the King of sodding England.

Merlin has a penchant for bringing home strays. That's never included humans until this one. After all, he'll freeze if he stays in he alley for the night...

After being recalled for the final battle, Crowley and Aziraphale are sent back to earth with very specific orders. Can they follow them?

Miguel wants to be needed. Tulio needs to be wanted. Slash, rated for light sexual situations.

Merlin's new room-mate just won't admit that the model Em is gorgeous. Even though they both know that he is. Merlin isn't bothered. He'll get it eventually. AU

Arthur meets a mysterious man & instantly feels a bond with the stranger, not knowing he has a powerful gift that he uses to fashion himself as a modern-day super hero "Merlin". This power threatens to destroy this sudden love affair & Merlin.

Mycroft creeps on Lestrade, which is sort of the same thing as flirting. Implied Sherlock/John as well.

Chapter FOUR now up! Description... Hm... Merlin, Arthur... Leon... Lancelot... Gwaine... Percival... Need I say anymore?

You never know what'll happen when the characters from The Dark Knight are on a game show together! And you never know what'll happen when they leave that game show! Rated T for violence and language. Comic violence and language, that is.

Part 3 in the Pendragon Institute series. A 3-shot in which the museum staff celebrates the end of the year. Morgana's mysterious, Uther looms on the horizon, Mordred approaches puberty, and visions of commitment are dancing in Arthur's head. AU slash.

In which a certain demon convinces a certain angel, that really, this sex thing has something going for it. Crowley/Aziraphale, wing!kink

"Only mad people talk to animals, Merlin." - Warnings: BUNNIES. FLUFF. PWP, and by that I mean of course: PORN, WHAT PORN?

Arthur has spent nights seeking out the most wanted thief in Camelot, but when injured in the crossfire of their capture, he has but little choice to accept help from the very person he sought after. So what happens if the thief steals his heart instead?

AU Dean is charged with keeping his wife's, friend Anna's, fiance, Castiel entertained while they make wedding plans. Obviously it can't stay that simple. Romance, angst, confusion and closet cases.

Sequel to "Inside the Pendragon Institute." Arthur, Assistant Director of the well-known museum of medieval art, plans a summer visit to London with the Institute's newest and most gifted conservator, Merlin Emrys. What could possibly go wrong? AU Merthur

Watson's more personal thoughts on his life with S. Holmes

"He cannot quite match the cold, professional Mycroft Holmes with the Mycroft who liked to drink tea obsessively and pretend to arrest his younger brother just to check that he was taking his vitamins on a daily basis." Slash.

Alfred's nightmare and it's consequences. - Tanz der Vampire, but a bit different. "Herbert was feminine, clingy and knew almost every dubious comment in existence. But he was also caring, smart and courteous."

Holmes/Watson. Watson is married to Mary, but sleeping with Holmes. Slash. Obviously xD

After Batman gives in to his hidden desires for one night, he carts off the clown to Arkham, only for the doctors to find the Joker is pregnant. WARNING! MPREG! Do not read if do not like!

Sherlock gets an idea to put his brother off of his trail. He and Watson are going to pretend to be a couple. Eventual Sherlock/Watson Rating may go up. First fic in this section!

If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash

Slight AU one-shot, established Dean/Human!Cas, fluffy to the core. Dean's cool with the whole dating-a-dude thing, but he might be trying too hard. "Dean rubbed his nose along Cas's cheek, never taking his eyes off that slutty slutbag in the corner."

It's a "Beauty and the Beast" style story. Arthur is a cursed prince who has to find love until the last petal of an enchanted rose falls. He'll meet on his way Merlin, the dreamer... Warnings: SLASH. More info inside.

Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.

Jonathan Crane has never felt this way before. And he'd make sure the man who caused this feeling took full responsibility. Scarecrow x Wayne.

Turns out Merlin's a prince. It's certainly a little bit of a complication. (set before S02E13)

John becomes ill from an ill-advised swim in the Thames. In March. Cue Sherlock and his Bedside Comforts

And that was the moment Sherlock mused that maybe this 'caring' lark wasn't such a bad thing after all. Sherlock/John

Apparently, it's hard to hit moving targets. What happens in the pool, and the aftermath. SPOILERS FOR "THE GREAT GAME". Holmes/Watson SLASH.

In which Arthur comes up with a new nickname for Merlin, Gaius has a secret hobby, and Merlin's not related to any of these people. Modern AU, Arthur/Merlin pre-slash.

New in town, relationship shy Arthur Pendragon meets Merlin Emrys and gets more than he bargained for. Is he setting himself up for a fall; or will the course of true love run smooth for once? Age difference. Modern AU.

Sherlock tries to understand his preoccupation with one Doctor John Watson - the one case he can never solve. Sherlock/John pre-slash.

AU one-shot with Dean as an angel and Cas as a hunter.

In which Merlin acquires a pair of really nice pants that make Arthur want to do bad things to him. Unfortunately everyone else wants to do bad things to him as well. This displeases Arthur. Merlin/Arthur.

A peek into the mind of the sleeping Crowley. AziraphalexCrowley

They've got to be good for something...

Arthur Pendragon and Merlin Emrys meet as children. As students. At uni. As young adults. At work. Hmmm. It takes a while, but destiny clearly has something in mind for them. AU slash. Complete.

Merlin makes a love potion for a nervous young knight and his apprehensive bride. Mayhem ensues when several others also help themselves to the brew. Comedy/drama/romance with just a little angst before the end. Merthur slash.

Egypt was exactly how he had left it, and for the first time in a long time, he smiled, ignoring the eventually ache that resulted when the smile refused to fade, as those long unused muscles protested at such liberal use.

SLASH Watson/Holmes Frustrated with Holmes' seemingly cold nature, Watson ventures into the realm of black magic to force Holmes into submitting to him. But, Watson doesn't fully understand the powers that he's messing with.

Watson gets arrested for sodomy and is sent to do hard labor. Holmes, asexual but in love with Watson, falls apart without his friend.

Objective? Making the angel Fall. How? by making him believe he was in love with him. Problem? Crowley wasn’t sure whether he was faking it or not. C*A, slash, of course!

He tackled this attack as he would with any other. HolmesXWatson Man-lovin going on in here!

Merthur AU: High school is terribly boring for Arthur until he meets certain raven-haired strange boy who seems to make school just that much more interesting. D: Summaries are not my forte.

ONESHOT. Ilosovic doesn't care how dull and trite the cliché is, he can feel his heart beating harder in his chest, thump-thump-thump like a drum at a dance, as soon as he spots the flames of orange-peel hair. Knave/Hatter preslash, mentions of slash.

Merlin hears some rather strange gossip... Merlin/Arthur pre-slash

Watson's cane is just so inspiring for certain inappropriate thoughts. Slash.

Pre-Movie I suppose. John Watson is working as a prostitute on the streets of London, until HE comes along.

It's a perfectly logical system. It isn't a fixation at all. Joker/Crane

Merlin/Arthur AU - They've known each other for a lifetime, and neither can live without the other. This explains what has happened to make this so, and why this relationship is changing - Slash. Expect Child Merlin and Arthur, imaginations and cuteness!

Collection of 25 ficlets for Christmas. M/A, modern AU, other warnings for each fic in summary. Prompts given by various people also given in summary! Thank you to everyone who gave me a prompt! NOW FINISHED!

The road goes ever on and on..." And I don't know where I'm going with this one. So far, it's about a normal teenager from earth meeting Jonathan Teatime. I just started typing, and this came out. I'll probably delete it soon.

In which, Arthur pretends to be gay, Merlin is crowned Fairy King and both are in way over their heads. Also full of revenge, projectile Fruit Loops, scary pink dorm rooms, glitter pens, pillow fights and a whole lot of very confused people.

After a party organised by Morgana, Arthur and Merlin have to deal with some new insights.

Nuclear reactors, human toys -- it was all just playing," she said. "Of course, they didn't need human help for this. That's like believing they needed to ask permission."

Light wants to get away from the wasps, L wants to find his tarts, Mello wants to be number one, Matt wants to jump Mello and Near wants to be left in peace. Yeah, as if that could ever happen.... L/Light, Matt/Mello, Near/? -- ON HOLD--

A simple gift exchange turns into oh so much more. Happy Holidays, everyone!

There were days when Crowley felt like he should just give up. After the end of the world, the world was simply against him and he might've felt a bit overwhelmed. Aziraphale wasn't helping, seeing as he was the cause of his current distress. C/A; Slash.

A.U.- In their latest reincarnation, Merlin is a famous magician and Arthur a waiter in a bar. The trouble is that Arthur is the only one who remembers; can he make Merlin remember too? Slash- Arthur / Merlin. PART 2 NOW ADDED.

Vetinari has a quiet Hogswatch eve. Fluffy Vetinari/Drumknott slash. This drabble is a companion piece to my long story "Midwinter" but can be read as a standalone.

After a near-death experience, Drumknott starts coming to terms with his feelings for Vetinari. Eventual Drumknott/Vetinari slash. Set during and after The Truth and includes spoilers for that book. 7 chapters in total; now complete.

Morgana's dreams often come true, even when they are about the crowned prince and his servant

Wild and heady and dangerous with an aftertaste of honey…that was magic as Arthur would know it.

Camelot, Merlin thinks, should just be re-named Convenient-alot.

A love story about angels and demons. Also, fish.

Aziraphale/Crowley SLASH. Oneshot. Fluff.

In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE

Five ways Vimes learned that Vetinari and Drumknott were lovers. Some of these are silly, some are angsty. No spoilers, although the first section refers to some events in The Truth.

Merlin loves Arthur and like his magic, he desperately tries to keep it a secret. However, Morgana is perfectly aware of the manservants feelings. Will she stay out of their business? Of course not. Merlin/Arthur SLASH

DK. Dorian keeps shooting Klaus, so Klaus decides to do something about it.

Bruce Wayne is ready to face an uncomfortable truth about himself, but when he makes a bold move, he quickly finds he is in over his head. Will he make the best of it? Or will a certain unexpected clown create more chaos in his life than he likes?

Crowley has always been sceptical of love.

NEW CHAPTER UP! Batman wanted...no needed to see Joker. A little sneak into the cell won't hurt after all he is Batman. And the screaming...well they're in Arkham who's going to care? WARNING: Slash, language, very obvious smut Batman/Joker/Scarecrow

Aziraphale and Crowley must face the music, when their respective bosses want to know what exactly is going on here. A/C SLASH. My first GO fic, so be gentle.

The story of the Joker, how he got where he was today. One little thing sets off a load more events! Character Death! Rated T for Violence! Better than it sounds. R&R. I'm no good at summaries.

Bruce's nightly patrols suddenly became more. . . musical. What does the Joker have to hide? Who thinks it's Hip To Be Square? And who is having some personality issues? R&R T for mild language

Aziraphale wakes to find himself in a very strange place, with a very intriguing stranger. AC. In progress, has been on hiatus for 10 years now. Trying to revive this baby.

CHAOS. Violence. Torture. It's the Joker at his best - er, worst - and Jonathan Crane and one unlucky henchman are dragged along for the ride. Post-TDK. MY FIRST MULTI-CHAPTER FIC! FINALLY COMPLETE!

A one-shot of some Batman/Joker smut. What really should have happened during the interrogation scene...

In which Aziraphale's track record with children's parties continues and Crowley has to explain that a pansy isn't just a flower. Slash. My entry for the GOE 2008.

The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.

50 short tales centering around everyone's favorite angel and demon, ranging from experimentation with jello shots to the real Armageddon. Rated T for some gore and language.

Anything can be terrifying. Even a rabbit.

The Joker decides Harvey needs a new squeeze to cheer him up. Silly, SLASH comedy of course, now complete. Pairings: Joygasm and JokerCrane.

Crowley and Aziraphale have a fantastic talent for getting each other in trouble. Happy end.

Due to an explosion on the other side of Major Crimes, Batman watches The Joker in his cell using the Two-Way Mirror. Of course, Joker makes things interesting by putting on a little show and drawing an unwilling Batman into it. Oneshot, Bat/Joker Slash.

Ambrose frowned. Azkadellia wasn’t paying attention to his instruction on conjugation; instead she was gazing out the window with a glum look...

Theres more to Glictch than any of the others know. Cain and DG ponder Just what kind of person their headcase friend is.

Jonathan finds himself in a bit of a pickle.

Ardeth/Jonathan. The morning after the night before, Jonathan prevaricates and Ardeth attempts to understand.

Glitch makes DG the perfect birthday present. Cain disapproves.

Batman/Joker. Slash. Sometimes, hate and love really are closer than we think, and hate and need are even closer than that. Obsession might not be healthy, but since when have either of them ever been healthy?

“My name is Glitch, on account of sometimes my synapses don’t fire right.” The real reason Ambrose took the name Glitch and why he’ll never keep it.

In light of their respective roles in the apocalypse-that-wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley have been given new assignments to keep them busy. Things do not go as planned. A/C

Cain makes a discovery about his friend.

Glitch remembers dancing.

A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.

Slash. Batman/Joker ...and in his mind repeated one thought. One truth. Mine.

Yes, I know that's a lame title. This is a very short story about Rincewind and Teatime meeting. Doesn't really explain why they are in a forest, or why Teatime's glass eye is now black. You can imagine why for yourself.

Cain and Glitch learn the importance of Cain's pants to the OZ.

Dean Winchester lives his life in the cold, believing that he’s undeserving. When he gets a taste of God’s love, it’s more than he can handle, and he makes a choice that might lead to his damnation. Or his salvation. Dean/Castiel. Set after 4.02

DG and Glitch discuss his name. Cain broods. The usual... during Part One

Discworld drabbles, featuring Teatime, Angua....and pretty much anyone I feel like. Please review.

Slash. Sam is pretty certain he's dreaming. A ficlet.

Batman has always made a point to keep his regular life separate from his life as a crime fighter. Yet the Joker seems to worm his way into everything, especially places he doesn’t belong. BWxJ Possible spoilers

Batman makes a deal with the Joker that lands him in a very vulnerable position. Will the Joker take advantage of the situation? Pffft, of course he will! Joker/Batman One Shot Slash!

Still in school on Hogswatch, young Jonathan Teatime finds a peculiar sort of companionship. Written for the crackfic community brain asplode. Challenge: Teatime/Neville Longbottom.

Rick O'Connell always though there was something funny going on between his brother-in-law and his friend. A companion to All He Can Do and Hot Sand. Jon/Ardeth slash, Rick/Evy fluff. One-shot.

Glitch is on his own. Written for the 10-week Tin Man Fanfiction Grand Prix at Livejournal. Entries for Rnd 5 had to be general fic, Glitch-centric. One-shot; Rated: T. Please read and enjoy! Reviews are welcomed!

A/C - Crowley feels that Aziraphale has not been adhering to the Agreement as strictly as he ought to, and he has an idea of how to even things out.

Jack: "Funny how a man’s priorities can change, when he’s had a few too many." - Insomniac!Cutler, Wet!Jack, and copious amounts of alcohol... not a good mix. It seems priorities can change, very easily. Speckett slash, M rated

A/C - Aziraphale whispers prayers like “hallelujah” and “eli” against the demon’s skin, and it smarts like touching a flame: sharp and precise and quick to fade. There is damnation in his blood.

Dr. Crane’s descent into madness, ever pursued by Gotham’s personification of fear both in and out of his Kevlar suit. Crane/Wayne Originally Written in 2005.

Ambrose is smart. Glitch wants to learn. One would think they'd get along. *post-series

A few chapters about Jonathan Teatimes childhood which may offer a type of insight into why he's so messed up! You gotta love that guy..

Dorian thinks that Klaus can't be romantic. Klaus views this as a challenge.

A response to a prompt. Who would Glitch get drunk if he could get anyone drunk at all? And why?

Teatime is back! Bet you haven't heard that one before . But there's a new assassin in town, who's bogarting all the clients. Tension ensues! Forgive the title, if it lacks creativity. Reviews are always appreciated.

One-Shot. What was going through Glitch's mind after everyone saw his memories? Missing scene from Part II.

After the downfall of the witch, Glitch is still Glitch. He may not be able to remember things consciously, but Glitch's sleep is disturbed with memories. One-shot. Rewritten as of February 2014.

Glitch was the rhythm.

One is deluded, the other is blind. KxD

Jon finds himself in Egypt and an old friend pays a visit. Sequal/Companion to All He Can Do, but can be read as a stand-alone. One-shot.

COMPLETE! So, you want your very own Glitch. Think you're ready for the responsibility of the quirky inventor? Then take a gander through his instruction manual. A loving tribute to the graceful Royal advisor. Glitch x AZ implied. Third in the series.

Glitch and DG have a bit of fun. DGCain…hinted.

Mourning Cain’s brooding is interrupted. Will Glitch survive his ire? Cain and Glitch friendship ficlet.

Cain is on a important mission when Glitch shows up.

[Tin Man] A brief glimpse into the workings of Glitch. Cain's POV

Skeletor receives an unexpected visitor and finds himself opening up... Warning: involves random bouts of gaiety and mac&cheese

First fanfiction. Avoid at all costs.

When Dorian finally wins his beloved Klaus’s affections, he looks forward to receiving a thousand kisses. What he gets instead is, well…the title says it all.

The Auditors have resurrected Mister Teatime and given him a mission: kill Life and end existence. Features just about everyone who's ever been in a Discworld book for more than two pages. PHEER, I tell you.

You want to kill a god. Who do you call? Recently deceased assassin, Jonathan Teatime, that's who! Teatime's on a mission, and only Death can stop him. But Death's busy, so Susan has to do it. General fun, and SusanTeatime later on. You have been warned!

KD preslash. Stalking!Dorian and Klaus with a secret ... Update 070416 to correct minor error.

Ardeth Bey and Jonathan Carnahan have little in common, but the phrase Opposites Attract was coined for a reason. Slash! Chapter Nine up. When he interupts a conversation, Alex is put on the spot.

Why does Dorian love Klaus? The answer is obvious, really. Rating for language because Klaus has a speaking role.

When the Vimeses go to Uberwald for a visit, highly paranoid Sam Vimes leaves his precious son in Lord Vetinari's care figuring that Young Sam can hardly come to harm there. What happens to Drumknott and the Patrician hardly matters. Slash

Everyone gets old in the end. Even heroes and villains. Not quite slash.

Violent circumstances cause Iron Klaus to realize that he is only a man whose world can shatter in a matter of hours. He subsequently realizes that he has no idea how, or even if, he can put it back together again. Sequel to Appetite Suppressant

The Major devises the perfect plan to rid himself of Eroica forever. Or so he believes. A predictable story, a predictable ending, with some very unpredictable events...and lots of slashy goodness...along the way. Followed by a sequel..Feet Of Clay

Tanz der Vampire fiction: Some years before being drawn into darkness and the unlife of a vampire, the Graf von Krolock was a man with a wife. And one spring day, his life fell apart.

How did Teatime lose his eye...? Warning: Violence. Surprise, surprise.

Having not yet met as enemies, Bruce Wayne and Jonathan Crane have a chance encounter at a charity event which leads to an intriguing conversation.

In Lorien, Galadriel helps Legolas and Gimli find their relationship by telling them of Celebrimbor and Narvi...

Crowley delights in a good nap, while Aziraphale prefers dithering in his shop. But when the angel gets curious, can the demon tempt him to sleep? Aziraphale x Crowley. It's back! NEW CHAPTER!

A Good Omens Fic. Crowley and Aziraphale have to deal with the after-effects of the almost-Armageddon. From the book "Good Omens" by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. Slash/Shounen ai.