Wonderful.

Ah, God this is great :'D

I was already cracking up, but that line at the end just killed me!

There should be more He-Man fanfics like this xDDD

Dear /Lord/! That was...That was...I dunno /what/ that was, but, but, /AH!/ O_ twitches spasmodically

. . . Was utterly hilarious, though. X3 “He-Man's ass shall belong to Kelly!” lol

-The skull faced master of evil clenched his fist and raised it to the heavens. “He-Man's ass shall belong to Kelly!”-

I love you more than words can say.

Oh, Keldor. :D