"God knows where she is now." For one night, Sherlock knows as well.

"And equality for all breakfast foods!" Beck/Jade One-shots. Hopefully you'll get some giggles out of it : CHAPTER 6 STRONG T

Sometimes it's the smallest moments that can cause the biggest changes. Five small moments are all it takes to make the biggest change of all. One shot, seventh year Lily and James. Cover art by anxiouspineapples.

James Potter isn't very sure of much, but he is sure about Lily Evans. Lily and James one shot, second person perspective. Cover art by Burdge-Bug.

Shameless smut. Not going to split hairs over it. Remus and Tonks. Loving sweet Remus vs passionate Remus ruled by emotion. Which is your favorite?

"Uh," Andre says from across the table, "are y'all gonna stand there and make out or play a game of beer pong?" / Or, which Beck and Jade attend a party together. Bade.

Jade loved to catch Beck off guard. It had always been one of her favourite past times. (actual proper bade smut)

A look at Beck and Jade through Beck's parents eyes. /...she was laughing rather loudly with her legs tangled with Beck's in a way that made Ella wonder just how that happens naturally. Beck was whispering to her with a big smile, drawing circles on the girl's jean covered thigh.

They were always threading the thin line between being friends and lovers, and sometimes that line got so blurry that they didn't know which side they fell into. / Elavan.

If you were to ask Beck to describe himself in the past, he would tell you he was first and foremost, an actor. And if you were to ask him to describe himself right now? He would tell you that he is first and foremost, Jade's. Beck&Jade forever/or how Jade West makes Beck Oliver feels alive.

"Actually, it might be kinda hot." Her lips curl into a smile. "Like all bare foot and bare chested riding through a meadow." / Beck/Jade drabble

Tonks figured that she could wait. At least for Tonight. One-Shot

No matter how hard she tries to distract herself, Robin can't seem to escape her desire for approval from her father.

Requested Prompt: a drunk Beck talking to strangers about Jade. (Bade)

Jade West updated her status: "Hello to all of my new followers! Be sure to tell your friends to follow me. Because if I get 100 new followers by the end of the night: I'll release a Beck&Jade sex tape right here on TheSlap!" Set during: The Slap Fight./ in which Jade threatens to release a sex tape to get more followers. My attempt at funny. Or fluff. Or something. Bade. One shot.

So Tori decided that she was going to observe (it's not spying) her friends (sort of) because maybe if they saw how they came off to everyone around them, they might cut back on all the… well you'll see. / Pinch-hitting to help out badeprompts on twitter. This is for boblover. :)

She forgives him because she knows he does love her, and she loves him back, and he's making her smile with his silliness and magic. But somewhere in the back of her mind, there's a simmering feeling still waiting to boil over. Tag to Weekend at Barney's.

Spoilers for Season Five. Sam's got some stuff to figure out and it's got to start with a question for Jules. Complete fluff, one-shot.

As much as Jade needs Beck, he needs her just as much.

Robin wears a dress to Lily's birthday party. Barney likes it. Pure B/R awesomeness. Oneshot.

"They were two independent, grown-up people who were not in a relationship with each other, and they didn't do cuddling, not to mention spooning." Set in the summer between S4 and S5. B/R, pure fluff.

It's odd. She doesn't know when she started watching James Potter, but one thing Lily Evans is sure of - she can't stop now she's started. L/J One shot, second person perspective. Cover art by burge-bug.

"Jade: …you're asking for sex... over TEXT Beck: it's 2013, text is an acceptable platform to ask for sex!" In which Beck and Jade send inappropriate text messages. ("Fluffy sexting.") Chat fic. Heavy T rating.

That smile was for Potter now, and she was beautiful for him – just for him. Snape knew it. He could tell. She was lit up from the inside and it was Potter who did that to her. L/J [Snape POV]. One-shot.

"...I mean isn't it weird that if anyone besides Beck puts a hand on Jade she gets all tense and crabby?" "She doesn't like to be touched." Andre knew this fact well. Jade West could touch you, but if you touched Jade West, well, you lost a hand. / Tori gets suspicious about Jade's aversion to being touched.

"He loved her, big flannel shirt, messy ponytail and all." / Beck's favorite outfit on Jade.

Robin tells Barney about her infertility. One Shot.

He should be unpacking, but there's something that's occupying his mind. Or more like 'someone'. M-rated. xX Sam/Jules Xx

Beck is addicted to television. And Jade West. Entry for Bade Prompts's Save the Date.

"Aren't we in here to make out or something?" Beck asks. "Oh, I bet you'd love that," she sneers icily. Though her face is hidden, there's no denying the bitterness in her tone. "More like seven minutes in hell."/Or, an innocent eighth grade game of seven minutes in heaven turns into something so much more for Beck and Jade. Save the Date's Silver Sixpence Challenge: Something old.

They say love makes us blind, and yes, he is sure that it does, and he knows that what he is about to do is probably borderline suicidal, but that doesn't stop him from buying the most beautiful ring he can find. / / Bade.

The four times Beck brings up marriage and the one time Jade says yes. (For BadePrompt's Save the Date event.)

Five times they thought about marriage, and one time he asked. For Save the Date, on tumblr.

"Love you, babe" "Yeah, yeah. Love isn't going to get me my popcorn." or a drabble for my fellow Bade writers

Requested one-shot. Beck proposes to Jade./ Jade jerked her eyes open once she felt something cold on her finger. His grip tightened as she tensed and there was an infinite moment of silence while the metal absorbed her heat and lost its coolness. Then with two raspy words whispered in her ear, he broke the silence. "Marry me."

This is forgiveness, and it takes time. Beck and Jade and how it is to try—try again.

Beck Olive is hot, sexy, funny and wanted by every girl who sets eyes on him, but he only has eyes for one girl, the unpredicatable, crazy, beautiful Jade West and he wouldn't want this life any other way.

The raven-haired girl's arms flailed around wildly, a ravaging look in her steely gaze, fixated cleanly on Robbie. "I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to…going to…" She trailed off, calming down at Beck's soft tone, giving in and leaning against him. One-shot. Silly Bade. Rated T. I apologize for any weirdness, even if I found it remotely humorous.

Beck and Jade are finally back together... But as they sit in his R.V. bored as hell... Beck suggests they play a little game ;) Rated T for suggestive themes and cussing

It's almost 2013 and Jade plans to make Beck and the new year belong to her. fluffy oneshot.

Oh, to be young and dumb and in love with you. A collection of episode-tagged Bade oneshots. Ch. 3- I keep pushing the bruise, because I don't want to lose what I loved about you.

"You think you're the only one Sikowitz has screwed over? You think I don't know the feeling of someone else getting a role that I spent nights losing sleep over? A role that I deserve?" or Beck finally feels that one thing he says he never would. (for the Gift Exchange)

Somewhere in Whoville, the Grinch is looking at her like a proud father, watching as her tiny heart grows ten times its size. For Drasticity.

A series of Beck/Jade first - and last - times.

Based on Kat's poem in 10 Things I Hate About You. Jade fixes her relationship with Beck when she reads her English assignment in class.

Andre, Tori, Jade, and Beck go to NOZU to get some sushi but a couple of guys from Tori and Jade's past come back to bother them. How will Beck react? And what will he do when he finds out about Jade and Moose?

"And I can't ask you to the Luau, unless I do this." He added, going further. "I knew you were asking me!" She stated matter-of-factly, and he only rolled his eyes before pushing her out and shutting the door. The door brought back bad memories of when he dumped her behind it. One-shot. Review! Bade. Rated T

My alternative ending to the play in "Tori and Jade's playdate"...

Part of the Tumblr "25 Days of Fic" holiday meme. In the spirit of the holidays, Jade decides to partake in one of her and Beck's favorite holiday traditions, and both of them are reminded of how much they enjoy each other's company during this time of year.

Beck and Jade make a bet to see who can go longer without wanting to "fooling around" with each other. Who will win? Well lets just say its not who you think.

"Why did you do that Tori?" "I don't know!" or two conversations with Tori Vega that actually did fix Beck and Jade. Sort of. (set during TFB&J)

I think I've learned something about myself... I just think I like dating a girl who, you know, fights back... a girl who's got strong opinions, and a big mouth. Cause it's not easy. Jade is anything but easy to handle, and she's the only girl who has ever stolen my heart and gotten no request to give it back. -Very much a Bade fic :) T for some mature content.

/Or why Beck chose Jade/ Everyone says Tori Vega is perfect. But maybe Beck doesn't want perfection. In celebration of the Bade reunion. Introspective look on Beck's feelings for Jade and why he loves her.

They'll always find their way back home.

You know, my darling, I can't stand to sleep alone. 5 beds they've shared.

Animals often use bright coloring to attract a mate - Sam's learning these things the hard way. Warnings for language, spoilers, and the things under Jules' body armor.

Beck and Jade have a lot of memories with these... 'Beck, we aren't even technically dating right now.' 'Oh, like you're complaining.'/ Beck tries to capture Jade to stop her from attacking Cat. Sucky summary.

Jade tries to find cowgirl clothes for the Sleepover at Sikowitz's, Beck teaches her an interesting skill of his. Short one-shot, my first story so be nice!

The Hollywood Arts bell rang at the moment in its unusual fashion, causing Jade to grunt in frustration. Beck's face grew grim as well, but he still took a hold of her bicep and whispered, "Black Box Theater after lunch?" She nodded immediately.../Or, Beck and Jade try to have some alone time, but keep getting interrupted in the strangest of ways. For Bade Prompts: Round 7!

Jade falling apart through Cat's eyes. BADE. Set to Nobody's Home by Avril Lavigne. LISTEN TO IT BEFORE.

On his way home from the airport on a Saturday night, Beck finds a man in a diaper and a Prom Queen. / Continuation of Prom Wrecker. Beck/Jade

"… And that's how Jadey fixed Mr. Purple." "Or how Beck and Jade got their matching necklaces."/ All Bade fans notice Bade's matching necklaces, so here's a one-shot explaining how they came to be. Requested by Nola96.

Sometimes, words just aren't enough to express how they feel.

Someone thought that it'll be a great idea to add a gossip column at TheSlap. It's not. Bade with a sprinkling of Ryde.

Jade wants to break Beck's poker face. She needs to know if he cares. Teaming up with Andre, she comes up with a plan that will help them both get what they want. Will it work out? Mainly Bade, but there are also other pairings. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!

"Beck, are you sure about this?" Tori asked. He could see from the corner of his eye how nervous she was. Why would she be nervous? He was doing the right thing. Something he should have done a long time ago. He lifted his gaze to see Cat staring at him through the rearview mirror. "Yeah Tori…" He said and had to stop his voice from shaking. "I'm sure." SEQUEL to Pink and Frilly

Beck stopped in front of him, and for a second there, Ryder thought all he wanted to do was punch him, because for the longest time, all Beck did was stand and wait. Sequel to Beautiful Blues!

It was almost as if everyone was some variation of Jade. Everyone except him and Sinjin, that was. / Or, Robbie comes to find out that the whole school turns into Jade on Halloween, and tries to have a happy Halloween anyway. / Slight Robbie/Cat and Jade/Beck.

After Tori and Cat sing LA Boyz, Beck goes home to see Moose, who tells him about how Jade kissed him and how he might ask her out. Beck is less than pleased. Bade. Slight Joose. Slight Jandre. Jealous Beck! One-shot!

In which Beck and Jade text a lot and the gang has a special surprise for the duo. /\ "Are you with Moose? Haven't seen him all day- I was just wondering…" Message Deleted. "Have you seen Moose? Do you think that's where everyone is? With Moose?" "For the last time, I don't know or care where they are. Anyway, how would I know where Moose is? He's your best friend."

the aftermath of breaking up is the falling apart. post the worst couple. beck x jade.

His words reverberated in the back of Beck's mind, the soundtrack to his misery. We kinda kissed. She kissed me. I thought you were over her. / Or, in which Three Girls & a Moose actually has buildup and Beck finds out about the kiss. Slight Beck/Jade.

In the beginning, you were all about control, both of you. - You aren't playing the slightest bit of attention to the lesson, for two main reasons – one, you know the subject, and two, three of his fingers are inside you. The development of Lily and James's physical relationship. M for a reason. lemon.

'I walk around, try to understand where we went wrong and I can't pretend. And it wasn't me, it wasn't you but I'm convinced, we gave up too soon' Maybe- Enrique Iglesias B/R fic, please read and review. Contains spoilers for season 6

Beck and Jade do not fall in love as much as stumble accidentally over it. Lit major!Bade

It was clear in Never Let You Down that Jules was still having trouble dealing with Lew's death. This is my take on what happened at the end of One Wrong Move that lead up to that moment.

"He's more like me than you might think..."

It's a gradual descent, he thinks, the slipping away, and soon enough, all of them will forget he ever existed, and then finally he can be nothing. He just wants to not exist. Not existing is peaceful, he determines, staring at the stars and the metal ceiling. Not existing is not painful. / Beck Oliver and how he deals with pain. Beck/Jade. T for mental disorders and angst.

Jades POV, a short Bade Oneshot - my first Bade Fanfic- Disclaimer: I don't own victorious- Rated: T- due to the use of a strong word- I suck at summaries. Please read and review

A simple oneshot concerning flavors of coffee and the demeanors of men. Post-breakup Bade.

Bade oneshot / What happens when Jade catches Beck...crying? / Please review!

'Oh.' She thought. 'This one's different.' Five times Beck Oliver's mother thought about Jade West.

7 stories, 7 prompts, 7 ways Beck and Jade fall into place.

Collaboration of seven 100 word stories, for badeprompt's 7 Days of Bade Drabbles event.

She strides directly in front of him, placing a hand on his bare chest. "You ready to get your ass kicked, loverboy?" Dear God, if only Andre wasn't here, Beck swears he would just... He shakes the thought from his head, but still sends a look her way. "Try to keep up, West." – For Adopt-a-Prompt August; prompt was basketball. Written for The Worldwide Day of Bade!

Drabble, from Beck's point of view. Happy Worldwide Day of Bade!

Jade has a problem with Beck's jeans. Later, so does he.

There were two times when Ryder Daniels got jealous of Beck Oliver and one time Beck got jealous of Ryder. JadeRyder Ryder/Bade is endgame.

Or, the 'diary' of Jade West. / "But, you know, I'm pretty sure that's not how dates are supposed to go. I mean, when you go on a date with one guy, you're not supposed to end up kissing your ex-boyfriend. That might be seen as rude." / Jade/Beck, slight Jade/Ryder.

There are many stories out there where part of a couple gets amnesia. But what if the calm, friendly boyfriend is the one struck by the memory loss? Will the angry, impatient girlfriend try to help him remember his life and their relationship?

Two days after the breakup, Beck comes home to find his RV's door off its hinges - it's a telltale sign that Jade let herself in.

In which Beck is distracted by Jade's choice of clothing.

"Ok so what's really wrong with you?" she asks crassly. "Nothing. Like I told them , I'm fine, just tired." he says quickly. "Yeah well I think I know you a little bit better than they do". Or Beck's not having the best day and Jade notices. Takes place after The Blonde Squad.

"I feel like you should know that there's an almost naked girl in your bed." "Yeah?" "Yeah and if you don't get here in 15 minutes I'm going to cheat on you with her." It's been a long time since Jade and Beck have had sex. Jade's ready to fix that : Slightly future: senior year.

Jade hates Valentines day. Beck loves it because he knows he can make her smile. Oneshot!

So here they were, dressed up as cowboys with straw hats on. He was looking at her like she was the best thing he ever had and she wasn't sure if to believe him or not. If he wanted her back, he was going to have to do things a bit differently. /\ In which Beck is the one who come crawling back to Jade. Bade. Inspired by Dan's videos.

If I put one it will ruin the story so no summary. Just Jade and Beck getting back together. Bade. Jade&Beck. R&R Please and Enjoy! OOC

She smiled against his lips as she moved his hand from her waist to her lower back; Beck was too much of a gentleman sometimes.

The first time she wore one of his shirts, he was convinced he must have been such a saint in his past life for him to have been rewarded with a girl like Jade.

The first time he touches her, the first time she asks him to, the first time he holds her, and the first time she tells him not to.

This is set several weeks after TWC. Based on Beck's POV. I tried to give a peek into the mind of Beck Oliver. It's my first Fan Fic!

This is why locking people in a room is a good idea...kind of. Bade oneshot. Rated for language.

Beck teaches Robbie how to get the girl of his dreams. Robbie teaches Beck how to keep the girl of his. /\ "You two were kind of perfect." Robbie spoke again. "You used the past tense," Beck murmured, "As if you think we'll never get back together." Bade. Reck friendship. Bade Prompts: Robbie.

No matter how bad Jade could get, he was always worse.

While he was trying to be her everything, she had needed no effort at all to be his. / Or, the story about the trellis.

Or, the diary of Robbie Shapiro. / "But I can't help it, okay? I think that practically every guy's been in love with Jade West at some point, and I'm not an exception. Except I'm not like, in love with her, because that would be creepy. No, it's just a harmless crush. Really. I swear." / Robbie/Jade, Jade/Beck. Set post-makeup.

The last thing that Jade expected to interrupt her all-nighter was a phone call from Beck Oliver. So, naturally, that was exactly what did.

Peeta has always protected Katniss, after the hijacking leaves him scarred, Katniss will now have to try to bring back the man he once was. Pre-epilogue. M for lemons and language.

When he looked at Jade, it was just Jade, and him. But when he looked at me, he was still looking for her. Don't get me wrong. I would have so taken him. Gladly, thankfully, just took him. If I didn't know already, he wasn't mine. He couldn't be. He was already hers. Based on Tori Goes Platinum. Please Read & Review!

"I haven't seen her this happy in a long time." She said softly, and the others were surprised to hear something so profound, come from Cat's lips. Bade JadeRyder set during TGP.

She doesn't know why he does it, but he can lie in bed for hours and trace over every scar she'd ever put on her body. Beck/Jade

As she sits down across the room from me I notice that look, I've seen many times before the look that's says "Help me". Beck POV...

After Jade counts to ten and leaves, Andre gets angry and begins to pick a fight with Beck about how he lost the best girl he could ask for. In the process, he reveals that he's had a crush on Jade since they worked on the song together. One-sided Jandre and Bade. Slight Cade friendship.

Jade knows what it feels like to hate someone, but to love someone? She's still trying to figure that one out. Oneshot. Pre-Pilot.

Time does not heal, but healing takes time. / / For Bade Prompts. BADE, obviously.

Beck tried to speak with Jade about their ill-fated relationship. Jade refused. So Beck had to resort to some creative talking to make the stubborn girl listen. Post-TGP. Written for Bade Prompts' Writing Challenge, Round 4. Prompt: Paper Flowers.

She writes her name in his skin over and over.

Sam and Jules let each other know how happy they are the other is alive. Tag to Shockwave.

What if Andre said Jade's name in his song instead of 'baby?

I can't keep no secrets, I wish that you would always stay.

In which Beck and Jade play chess. Very fluffy oneshot- rated T for some language and a little suggestiveness.

Bade prompts challenge. The prompt was nail polish. The only summary is super fluff. Bade!

"But we're only five, we can't get married." "When we're 18 then." "What if you...what if you forget about me like my father did?" /\ The first time Beck meets Jade. He'll never forget. She'll always remember. /\ How Mara Oliver met her son's first love.

He needs her more, when she wants them less. post-The Worst Couple bade oneshot.

"Talk to your sexy boyfriend. I want to know all your hopes and dreams," he says cheekily. "Who said you were sexy?" / or, Beck pesters Jade to answer random questions.

The story of Barney and Robin's summer of secret love. Takes place between the end of Season 4 and the beginning of Season 5.

In fact his favourite look was when she wore his shirt. Because in his shirt, she was Jade. The one only he knew. Short and Sweet story, pure fluff. Drabble-like, a snapshot in life.

They're not a couple at the moment, but that doesn't mean they won't be one again.

Collection of missing Bade moments. Chap 28: "He really can't remember driving anyone else but Jade to school in the morning." Inspired by Driving Tori Crazy. Spoilers!

Six possibilities for Beck and Jade getting back together.

"You know," she says. "We don't just suck at being a couple, we also suck at being broken up. Seriously." / / Post-TWC. BADE. Jori-friendship.

"The only thing that could annoy Jade the most and provide me with the instantaneous gratification of knowing that it was caused by my own hand would be to pretend like nothing happened." Post-TWC Bade silliness.

Jade just can't get behind positives and negatives. Beck/Jade

The problem was that although he was probably still in love with her, she had no idea how she felt about him. Perhaps she'd been in love with him before, but now she has no idea. / Jade loses her memory and Beck tries to put her back together. Jade/Beck.

Beck and Jade keep acting like a couple. No one bothers to call them out on it. Beck/Jade, post-The Worst Couple.

A broken guitar and two broken hearts. / / Based on Andre's Horrible Girl. BADE. Rated T for language.

Before there was Shamy there was... Lamy? A visiting Beverly Hofstadter reveals that Leonard's first date was none other than Amy Farrah Fowler. Does that mean 'Lamy' is meant to be? Not if Sheldon has anything to say about it! Shamy FTW, minor Lenny, 4/4

Sheldon and Amy's trip to Switzerland. Forecast: snowy with a chance of love in the air. Involves V-day celebrations, adorable children, lots of chocolate, and a feverish night. Sequel to "The Lip Contact Initiation."

Sheldon kisses Amy. Involves an outburst of strong emotion, V-Day plans, a fascinating puzzle, and Sheldon getting drunk- after the kiss, not before. Pre-Valentine's Fic.

Set after Season 2 and the Lizzie Mcguire movie. It's the first day of high school, and a health project might just help Lizzie and Gordo take the next step. Let's just hope hottie, Penn Bradley, doesn't ruin Gordo's chances. COMPLETE!

In which a night between a drunk Sheldon and a sober Amy results in revising a section of the Relationship Agreement. Specifically the one relating to sleeping together and the "never" part of it. Shamy, obviously.

Amy and Sheldon are sleeping together. Platonically. Yes, it's confusing for them too. As always, love conquers all. Comes after 'Cuddle Session' and 'Belly Rub.' For all y'all reviewers who beg me to keep writing. ILU

Sheldon and Amy work out a kissing experiment. Cautious at the start with a steamy bit at the end. A less angsty sequel to 'Girlfriend in a Box' because y'all keep asking for more Shamy.

The restrictions of the Relationship Agreement render Amy unable to reach out when she is hurting. But in her time of crisis, Sheldon and the gang manage to come through for her. A bit angsty for these guys, but here it is.

'You're dangerously unstable and I never should have left you alone.' 'Why not? I was just going to teach myself to play the flute.' 'You don't even have a flute.' 'Don't hurt my feelings, I'm sick.' aka, Jade is sick and gets high off cough syrup.

A look into Sheldon's mind during The Flaming Spittoon Aquisition. Sheldon/Penny friendship, and of course, Shamy.

So, black coffee it was but don't worry, the story has a happy ending . Jade/Beck, set during the pilot.

Beck and Jade goof off in the RV on a Friday night. Coffee, board games, Full House, bad puns, and inaccurate references to nerdy things ensue. Oneshot, humor, very fluffy. I pretend to be funny.

There were 22 notes that Jade read and a single note she didn't have to. /\ He waited 22 days but she still hadn't returned to him; so now Beck was finally fighting for what was his; Jade. Bade, Cade friendship. Written for SAFARI SLAM BADE WEEKEND

Penny convinces Amy to talk to Sheldon about doing the dirty. Surprisingly, he seems to be game. Meanwhile, Penny & Leonard try to get their relationship back to normal. A remix of "The Greater Minds Experiment" by WeBuiltThePyramids.

They made it. Robin/Barney

Andromeda Black has always been different. She was never able to fully accept her society's dogma. And when she meets Ted Tonks, a clever Ravenclaw muggleborn who's competing against her for top in the class, how will she be able to finally break away?

There are many street corners in New York City. Here are a few that were important in the summer of 2011.

She keeps finding those notes in her locker, and she can't help liking them a little too much. But it doesn't matter because they'll never find out, right? - BeckJadeAndre/Jandreck triangle. However, because of me being me, there's more Bade than Jandré.

"Robin has always been one of those people who are strong because they pretend to be strong." B/R Read the companion piece to Part 1 - "The Lights of Hope" by idioticonion.

Amy makes a new friend, Dr. Patrick Egan, and Sheldon does not approve. There is an original character in this one but he's not important. Please R/R

This time around, it's Robin's turn to win Barney over. Set post-Challenge Accepted. Barney/Robin.

In which the events of "Stage Fighting" actually have reprecussions. Sort of. Jade/Beck smut.

Robin discovers it isn't easy to forget – and it's even harder to deny the truth.

Lily's pregnancy prompts Robin to confess about her own close call two years ago.

Robin and Barney's relationship, as seen from the eyes of the Mother, and the part she plays in their story.

Even after all of this time, they both have shields up. He's decided to finally drop his.

Barney and Robin attempt to run away from their wedding. Barney gets distracted.

After Amy confesses to having feelings for Sheldon, the news travels through the group during the days before Howard and Bernadette's wedding. I wrote this because I don't see very many Shamy fics. I'm new at this so please be gentle.

"We're really dumb. Like, for real." / Or, Jade and Beck have sex in a car. Somehow. Hell, they don't even know.

That was the thing about them. Just because they broke up didn't mean they stopped being a little bit in love with each other. Barney/Robin. One-shot.

Beck & Jade's tendencies.

After giving Barney another girl's phone number, Robin takes a tumble down the stairs.

Jade likes the quiet moments when her and Beck are alone the most. Oneshot. Jade/Beck

Jade didn't want to go to the party, but she does for Beck. One-shot. Beck/Jade

With a piece of paper in his hand and his girl at his side, Barney prepares to finally meet his father.

Beck and Andre discuss chicks. Among other things. Jade&Beck

Why is it always a tragedy? This isn't a tragedy. This is us. There's a difference. Jade&Beck

It was one of those lazy summer afternoons that slowly spread to the later colors of dark: gradual fire to picturesque sky that dipped into royalty and finally gave into majestic ink. A pair of teenagers lay on a spacious trampoline...

Jade has a special night planned for their seond anniversary.

I wonder what we'd be doing if we weren't doing this. Jade&Beck

She left him. What? No. Jade doesn't leave him. She can't. He needs her. They're BeckandJade and JadeandBeck, and they can't be broken. They just can't be.

Now, when she moves like this, will you move her like that? Come on. / Otherwise known as Jade and Beck have sex five times, and then one time, well, they don't.

There was something to be said, André mused, for crimes of passion. / / In which Jade cannot play the piano, ever, at all, and attempts to be kind to her boyfriend. Ish. Jade/André friendship, Jade/Beck.

Barney dreams. Robin knows.

Barney shares his dreams with Robin

He is the very last thing she sees before the lights go out. The sounds blur into each other. Then, it's just darkness. Barney and Robin get kidnapped. BROtp.

A fourth of July weekend full of miscommunication and misunderstanding. Robin and Barney finally talk. This is set in the hiatus after Season 5 but includes no spoilers for Season 6.

Title says it all. A collection of missing moments between Lizzie and Gordo through the series and the movie. Warning: spoilers for both seasons and the movie. Now with missing moments from the movie.

"Look, it's even cherry-flavored. Mmm." Jade/Beck, oneshot.

Harry burst into a sudden smile and pulled her in, "I've never been happier to bump into anyone in my life." He didn't give her the chance to respond. His kiss elicited a light headed giddiness and a mind clearing that was close to being Obliviated *UNFINISHED*

Sort of post ep to Eagle Two. Jules lets Sam take her home. Heed the rating, definite Jules/Sam, oneshot. Shippers, this is for you.

When Hermione tells Harry about an unusual British custom, what will he do with the knowledge? How will it change his relationship with Ginny Weasley forever?

Their official story, on the record, is that they don't have a story, but their non story spans months, years. BarneyRobin.

The reasons people change are multifaceted. Why did James? How did Lily? What brings people together when they struggle even to smile? Mid-6th year through 7th year. LJ

A short Robin POV during the haitus between Seasons 4 and 5

Andromeda Black has always followed the traditional Pureblood ways. But eventually, the fact that her family's thoughts are wrong becomes impossible to ignore. This story traces Andromeda's teen years as she breaks the ultimate rules of being a Black.

Six Barney and Robin drabbles with the theme of "time". Spoilers from Sandcastles in the sand to The Leap and beyond.

As the summer comes to an end, Robin is leaving New York. - Set after The Leap. Includes M/F smut.

Barney and Robin after the leap from each of the gang’s point of view

You can't have sex at the intervention of your having sex! BarneyRobin.

Five times Spock suffered an early morning erection -- and one time he really quite enjoyed it.

I’m entirely too aware of the feel of his arm around me. More aware of the slight touch of his fingers on my bare shoulder than I am of my tears, my throat still warm from scotch, the laughter he teases out of me. Takes place during Sandcastles

One month of Blair and Chuck, before it all fell apart. Set between Seventeen Candles and Hi, Society.

M'Umbha "Faizah" Uhura is concerned when her daughter reveals that she has a boyfriend. When the couple comes home for a visit, will she be able to welcome him, as she promised she would? Third party observations as Spock processes some of his grief. Complement to "Refractions of Light."

Spock and Uhura's "first time"

She's never heard a love story like this one. mirror post from LJ

Blair and Chuck, the first time. Set during Victor/Victrola.

It's 2020 and Robin has given up her job in Paris to return to New York. But things aren't quite the way she left them a month before.

What if Barney and Robin have been hooking up all this time? Set between Shelter Island and Old King Clancy

Barney hides a quarter on his person. Robin goes diving for it. They angst. They smut. And Robin has a slight panic attack.

Robin gets a new apartment and Barney offers to help her paint. AU from Benefits. Lots of Battlestar Galactica references throughout!

What if Robin had been just a tiny bit more perceptive during Benefits?

Answers a question from Not A Father's Day

Robin really just wants to have sex with Barney again. This is AU after Season 4 up to Ep 10 "The Fight"

Ted/Robin get back together. Spoilers for Season 4 up to Ep 10 "The Fight", then goes AU.

“I’m not getting a hexed-on cheating rash from a stupid little game of Seven Minutes in Heaven, so I want this done fast and done right,” Draco whispered. Blaise glared at the other boy in the dark closet. “Fine. Luck of the bloody draw,” Blaise hissed.

Four times Barney kissed Robin, and one time he didn't. Follows regular episodes, but somewhat AU.

Robin doesn't fall in love with Barney -- except for how she totally does . Barney/Robin, with spoilers through the fourth season, although the most recent plot points play out differently in this story.

Oneshot. :."If ya ain't got it in ya, ya can't blow it out." Louis Armstrong.: Dean blows it out.

Drabble, WesMacy/ 'No way they could soar as high as I was.'

Every relationship has a spark, but every friendship has a start. Even the best of friends can face obstacles, which Ted Lupin & Victoire Weasley must learn the hard way. PREQUEL to "A Year in the Life" and "The Spark"

Who really bought the doormat that mysteriously shows up on Robin's doorstep?

Lily needs to forget a painful breakup and is desperate for someone to be there for her, even if only for one night. James is there and will do anything for her, even if it means forgetting her after. M rated tactful fluff, ONESHOT

Hermione just thought she knew Harry Potter. What she witnesses between Harry and Ginny changes her mind.

She couldn’t move, at least she didn’t think she could as the blonde haired boy took a step towards her and she somehow managed to take a step back. Bam! A wall. She was stuck, unable to escape from his gaze. Oneshot? Please R&R.

Oneshot/ I thought Macy was crazy for believing she could fly. It takes me a while to realise that she already has. Macy running to Wes in Jason's POV.

Two-shot. Andromeda Black has to make a choice. Her decision forces her to leave her house. Where does she go?

Chase has a new desk. And a bad day. Cameron knows about both. PWP.

There's going to be a Potter/Weasley wedding, much to the delight of all. However, exes Ron and Hermione now find themselves being drawn back together given the occasion. Wanting to fix their damaged friendship, they may get more than they bargained for

It's like the sword of Damocles, nothing but a thin string between this and free fall. Nothing but a thread between safety and... :ted x andromeda:

How, exactly, do a footinmouth Slytherin pureblood loner and a charming Gryffindor Muggleborn end up in love? Join Andromeda Black and Ted Tonks as they discover that love is complicated even when you don't have your families and war to deal with.

Shared joy is a double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow.' The development of Hermione and Ginny's relationship, a friendship left mainly off the page in the novels.

COMPLETED! It's been a while, but Lizzie and Gordo have unexpectedly run into each other again on a busy city street. Can they overcome their past? Will this be a quick hello and goodbye, or the start of something new?

He was Muggle-born, a Hufflepuff, and a slob. Andromeda couldn't understand why a boy with messy hair and untidy ways was so popular until she realised no one enjoyed life like Ted Tonks. It was no secret he liked her...and she didn't like his girlfriend.

Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.

Harry Potter finally realizes what he has after Draco Malfoy touches something that belongs to him. HarryGinny. Oneshot. Set during HBP. Definitely naughty:

Ron and Hermione talk about Harry and Ginny's relationship...well, kind of. HPB missing moment. ONESHOT. HGRW GWHP.

They are looking at one another in the middle of her room, and he’s broken out into a sweat, and his insides are a jumble of twisting knots and uncertainty.

In a way, Tonks could blame the amusing qualities of her trashy romance novel to ending up attached to the lips of Remus Lupin. RLNT

A look at four moments in the LG relationship. [LG]