Disclaimer: no.
The italics are Jade's texts & the other is Beck's.
Maddie (chasingafterstarlight) asked for this.
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We Text Each Other A Lot
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Are you still in school?
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Why are you texting me?
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Because I want to?
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Because I can?
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Whatever.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
You never answered my question. Are you in school?
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Jade!
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Obviously I am still in school, it's lunch. Why do you care?
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To: Jade
From: Beck
I haven't seen anyone for the entire morning. Not Tori, Andre, Cat or even Robbie. Not even Rex.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
What does this have to do with me?
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Let's do something.
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It seems suspicious.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Okay Beck.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Aren't you worried…you know who our friends are.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Unfortunately, I do know who they are- a bunch of idiots, so no, I'm not worried.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
They're not idiots all the time…
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Are you with Moose? Haven't seen him all day- I was just wondering…
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Have you seen Moose? Do you think that's where everyone is? With Moose?
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To: Beck
From: Jade
For the last time, I don't know or care where they are.
Anyway, how would I know where Moose is?
He's your best friend.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Well last time I saw Moose, he told me you two were sucking face so I was just assuming that's what you were doing again...
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Should we go look for them?
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To: Beck
From: Jade
We don't do anything anymore. We broke up. Remember?
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No.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
I'm getting you coffee.
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Can I buy you some coffee?
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I'm getting a burrito from the Grub Truck.
I can buy you some coffee if you want.
I'm still in the line and everything.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
I know.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
You know?
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Yes, I know. I am right behind you loser.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
So coffee it is.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
I can buy my own coffee.
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Black, two sugars.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
We were a couple for three years. I know how you like your coffee.
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Like I don't already know it…
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Why are Vega and Cat looking at us through binoculars?
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To: Jade
From: Beck
What? I told you we should have been worried!
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Don't turn around idiot! They'll know we're watching!
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To: Jade
From: Beck
And we don't want them to know we know they're spying on us?
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To: Beck
From: Jade
No. We can't let them know that we know they're spying on us. Just act natural.
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To Jade:
From: Beck
I did not get that.
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Oh wait, I got it.
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Gotcha.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Acting natural does not mean putting your arm around my waist.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
I know. I wanted to do it.
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Why are you texting me this instead of just telling me?
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Because I don't think I can speak to you right now-
not when you're pulling me close enough to smell your aftershave.
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Because I feel like.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Well, the good news is Cat and Tori have disappeared.
The bad news is, here comes Moose.
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Well, the good news is Cat and Tori have disappeared.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Keep Moose away from me.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Why? What did he do to you? Did he hurt you? Did something happen?
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Why? I thought you liked him.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
I thought you liked me.
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You don't have to like someone to kiss them.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Did you do that with me?
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I know, I tried to kiss Tori.
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You shouldn't waste your kisses like that.
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What do you want me to do?
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Love me again.
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Hold my hand.
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Help my brother with his math homework like you used to- I hate math.
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Let him know that I am not interested. Not anymore.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Okay, I know exactly what to do.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Why did you just kiss me?
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Because I wanted to.
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It's not like you pushed me away or anything.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
I couldn't. I could never do that.
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Did you see his face? HA
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To: Jade
From: Beck
He looks better when he isn't making eyes at you.
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I'm guessing Moose received your message.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Why did you miss me again? Moose just left. We're alone now.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Just to make sure he knew he had no chance.
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Because I wanted to
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To: Beck
From: Jade
You can do it again if you feel like.
I'm not going to stop you from engaging in your leisure activities.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Do you know why Tori, Cat, Andre and Robbie are dedicating a song to us in the Asphalt Café right now?
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To: Beck
From: Jade
I told you they were idiots…
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To: Jade
From: Beck
I like to give them the benefit of the doubt sometimes.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
"Because when people fall in love, we call them Beck and Jade.
And if you combine their names, you can call them Bade."
Oh my god. I bet you dinner Tori and Cat came up with these lyrics.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
"It's a full circle and they're only running towards each other.
Infinity; we call them Beck and Jade"
No way, I bet you bet you dinner and a movie that was Andre.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
This is really embarrassing. At least Robbie isn't singing though. Also, you're on.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
"They fight and they scream and they kiss and they dream.
They drink strawberry lemonade and they smile forever.
Beck and Jade are brighter than the sun in the sky.
They shine and glitter."
So maybe you were right about the Cat and Tori thing.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
At least they're over now. HA look at Andre and Vega's faces! They look horrified.
That was the worst thing I ever heard.
Also, I want pasta.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Wow. I can't believe Robbie and Burf wrote the song. Looks like we both lost.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
I know, why would they even be writing a song about us anyway? Freaks.
To: Jade
From: Beck
Compromise?
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Pick me up tonight. We can have tacos.
And then we can go to the park and you can push me on the swing.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Do I get to kiss you?
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To: Beck
From: Jade
We'll see.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Wear your hair up. I love when you wear your hair up.
I still love you, you know?
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Wear your hair up, I love when you wear your hair up
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To: Beck
From: Jade
Only because it's a compromise.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
I told you they were up to something…
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To: Beck
From: Jade
I should have known. They never leave us alone. That song was so awful too.
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To: Jade
From: Beck
Actually, I liked it.
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It wasn't that bad
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It was okay
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Screw it, I loved it.
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To: Beck
From: Jade
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