If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, put this in your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems like no one appreciates it or has any imagination worth squat, add this to your profile.

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Just because I like yaoi, does NOT mean I am gay.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If your life gives you lemons, go find a life that doesnt give you worthless fruit.

The next time someone says, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me ." Hit 'em with a dictionary and say, "WHAT NOW BITCH?!"

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

SEX. Ok now that I have your attention lets talk about penguins

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed by a meteor hurdling to earth.

"Team Me" cause Im awesome like that.

Warning: prone to spontanious outbursts of, "Oooooooooooooh buuuuuuuuurrnn!!" while reading.

A day without sunshine is like.. well... night

Sparkling vampires. Whats next, glowing zombies?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FIRE TRUCK of course!

Mummies are just zombies in fancy clothes.

GET OUT OF MY HAPPY PLACE BEFORE I RIP YOUR ARM OFF.

If you met my family, you'd understand.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

I may look like I'm happy, but secretly, I feel like bashing the side of your head with a monkey.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this

By the time you read this you’ve already read it.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this unto your profile.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

Boys are like lava lamps... hot... but not very bright.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished to meet a character from the show copy/paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

You know, people say, "Wait for the guy who is right for you." You know what I say? "Screw that." Keep going full-speed on your own path. If he really wants to be with, he'll run and catch up. If he doesn't . . . Then f him. That guy doesn't deserve you. Copy and paste this if you agree.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile

If you fall, I'll catch you. If you fall again, I'll catch you once more. If you fall for the third time... I will catch you and never let you go.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If silence is golden, then why is duct tape silver?

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted one of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some other tall, metal pole that is blatantly obvious copy this into your profile.

If you are bad with serious moments like when your parents or teachers are scolding you and you start to laugh post this to your profile

If you ever thought of an payback plan and started in outburst of evil laughter then post this to your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU ARE ACCIDENT PRONE PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs

I have started laughing for no reason

I have tried to explain why I was laughing, but was laughing too hard

I have tried to stop laughing uncontrollably, and ended up laughing harder

I have laughed at someone who insulted me

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.