Hi there, so how's it going? ... Hmmm that's nice.

Okay, proceed...

If you could have any animal what would it be? A PANDA THAT SPEAKS ANIME OH AND DOES HOMEWORK PREFERABLY MATH

If you could have any superpower what would it be? Reading minds, there are some strange people out there -_-

Ninja or Pirate? NINJA!! Sorry Jack

Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets? Course i got one living in my room

Do you believe in ghosts? Who said i'm not one 0_o

Ever been adicted to a video/computer game? sadly yes, CURSE YOU YOSHI!!

Name one regret you have. I Regret not being able to answer this question

Name one thing you miss about being a kid. Being able to watch GOOD saturday morning cartoons, not all this bs we have now.

If you could visit any place in the world where would you go? Japan or Pluto or wait is that even considered part of the world?

Have any hidden talent? Yes that's why its hidden

Which one would you rather have 100 million dollars or true love? lets be serious here who wouldn't fall in love with 100 million dollars

On the topic of abortion how do you feel about cookies? ... 0_o

Do you believe in the after life? Don't know no ones come back to tell me if i should

Ever wish you were the opposite sex? Only when i cosplay, sasuke looks weird with boobs

What would be your dream job? Watching anime while eating cookies ohhh and watching CSI

Are you mostly a clean or messy person? How about you ask my room...if you can find it.

What anime character are you most like? Naruto i'm said to be loud and it takes me a while to catch on to things but once i do no loser wants to get in my way. Yet people always view me as emo so maybe sasuke or better yet Sunako from wallflower but i'm also shy so maybe Hinata! XP

LOOK PEOPLE, FISH, COOKIES WHO EVER YOU ARE THIS IS SO COOL!!

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Another set of pointless questions

What is your favorite movie? Hmm..i liked insidious

Which was the scariest moment of your life? Getting lost in China, seriously don’t attempt

Do you believe that a soul mate exists for every person? In a fictional world of course

Do you believe in God? Your guess is as good as mine

Which sport are you interested in? Budgie jumping, never done it in my life but it seems interesting. It’s like fake suicide lol

What is your favorite hobby? Fanfiction…is that a hobby?

If you could only do one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Sleep, but then I’d be dead… so never mine. Ummm write fiction I guess.

What will you say to a man, who is trying to commit suicide that will stop him immediately? “Your fly’s down” ...Hey I would stop to check.

Which is the best book you have ever read? The Host

What are the three things that you cannot live without? My laptop… That’s pretty much it.

Has any movie or book made a big impact on you? I love the harry potter series, so naturally I became a fanatic, thus changing my life forever. lol

If you think those kids should just give the rabbit the Trix, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Flora: Do I ever cross your mind?

Helia: No

Flora: Do you like me?

Helia: No

Flora: Do you want me?

Helia: No

Flora: Would you cry if I left?

Helia: No

Flora: Would you live for me?

Helia: No

Flora: Would you do anything for me?

Helia: No

Flora: Choose--me or your life

Helia: My life

Flora runs away in shock and pain and Helia runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Flora and Helia fans If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I 'm Black When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call

me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

I smile because i don't know what the hell is going on.

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

I'm not a complete idiot-- some parts are missing.

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Therapist = The/ rapist... scary thought.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When women are depressed they eiither eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Smart is sexy.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

My imaginary friend thinks you have a serious problem...

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

One day, we will look back on this laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

I stay as confusedas a gangster with a skateboard.

Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic.

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom say you can still keep it.

Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

"Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that."

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.

Why are the force and ducktape the same? Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'women Hitler'

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. George Jessel

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If you want to see Maximum Rde (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically instead.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you are going to write the next big hit when you get time to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like anime, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have never snuck out in the middle of the night to go do something, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you pretend that voices and objects talk to you to support this claim, copy and post this into your profile.

If you think being random is screaming out common household objects, animals and foods, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you refuse to give answers to your own questions and somehow think your being clever or funny, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever hated humanity as a whole, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appreciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friend(s) think you're crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don't care, copy and paste this in your profile.

Random facts

All polar bears are left handed.

A ducks quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

On average 100 people die by choking on ballpoint pens each year.

On average people are more scared of spiders then they are of death.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Butterflys taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one out of two billion people live to be 116 or older

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

A snail can sleep for three years.

An ostrich's egg is bigger than it's brain.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every year.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

A crocodile can not stick out it's tongue

Things that bother me.

When i'm sitting in my living room, and all of a sudden I have to hide when a sales person comes knocking at my door.

When I walk into the school bathroom and all the toilets are clogged up, but a ton of girls are still crowded in there.

When my calculater an, inanimate object without a brain, beats me at math.

When I'm snuggled up in my bed thinking I have all night to think about my newest fanfic only to open my eyes and realize it's morning.

When people remind me of my stupidity from yesterday.

When i watch 1000 ways to die and think, damn that could of been me!

When i prank call someone and they know i'm prank calling them.

When my mom randomly looks at me and sighs.

When people don't know when to SHUT UP!!

When I try to open a pickle jar, give up, walk away, then come back and see my three year old sister eating one.

When every couple I root for turns out to be non-existant in the actual anime.

When takes longer to load then actually pulling out a dictionary.

Questions That Need Pondering:

If love is blind, why is lingery so popular?

When cheese gets it's picture taken what does it say?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer fom diarrea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposit of progress be congress?

When Atheists go to court, do they need to swear on the bible?

What does PU stand for (as in PU 'you stink')

Are children who act in 'R' rated movies allowed to see them?

Why do they put holes in crackers?

Why does someone believe you when you say their are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

If the whole world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

How can you have a 'civil' war?

If a 24-hour convienance store is opened 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?

If olive oil come from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?

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What a trip Jealousy link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcoW0urlkp0