I'm basically a reader, occasionally reviewing as comments come to me. I've written a few nonsensical one-shots as well. I'm working on some more in-depth pieces, but these things take time.

I enjoy crossovers and other things that answer the big "what if" and comedy (satire roxxors). I peruse the BtVS and TV crossover pages, but mostly enjoy Harry Potter. I especially like crossovers, but especially hate Severitus (whether mentor or "true father") and things too heavily based in book 6-7 canon (it sucks in every form). Harry Potter makes a good base for fanfiction, even though I'm not really a fan of HP canon. I've recently begun to really enjoy FFVII (and other FF titles occasionally) and the Naruto fics I occasionally get C2 alerts for. I'm trying to get into more fandoms, too, but they generally aren't diverse or in-depth enough to match my tastes. If you want to recommend something (completed or active, please), feel free to PM me.

I'm good with grammar and editing, and sometimes I'll leave reviews about editing problems I see in stories. If you happen to be here for that reason, be assured, I do know what I'm talking about, and I only ever do it if I think the story is good enough to ignore the mistakes in the first place. Also, I like teaching, which is what these reviews often resemble. Anyway, if you don't appreciate it, please tell me and I won't continue; if you do, tell me that too and I'm usually more than willing to offer further advice (if time allows; RL is unfortunately getting more complex the older I get).

Please read my fics, especially "The Talk" and "Getting the Best Truth Out". They aren't long, and hopefully the first will at least make you laugh.

Check out my favorites for good fics/authors. I weed them out periodically for dead fics, so they're usually good and current. I'm working on expanding my horizons, so hopefully I'll have a good variety.

I try to write, but I have too many ideas and no way to follow through with them all. I'm also wicked good at world-building, but weak on my plot planning. My fics I do have good plans for tend to be very complex, and I have trouble actually writing it out. Maybe I'll do a series of idea-beginning things and hope someone picks them up. The ones I don't hold any hope for finishing myself, that is.

Current Projects:

A Charmed/HP Crossover - I actually have a good plot idea for this, I just never seem to have time to write it out. This will be a light, romance comedy kind of fic.

An Alt Reality HP - I'm fond of this story idea as it is a character study on the people around him. I mean to bring realism into the cliches of the HP cast.

Exile - Nothing in life is black and white. In this story (inspired by my aborted "Opposite Day"), everything seems the same as canon, but if you look deeper you find it's vastly different. Harry lives in a world of politics and intrigue, having to balance what is true with what everyone thinks. I've got this world really well built, but the plot needs better developed before I put anything out. (I'm also a bit daunted by the one-long-story-for-every-year thing HP fanfiction has become. Most that happens to us in life does not happen between 11-18. Though a lot of deluded people seem to think it does.)

A Twilight fic - I don't even like Twilight (I nothing it, actually), but I saw the movie and thought it had a lot of potential to write between lines, so I've been playing around with it. Twilight fans will hate this story, as it's movie based and seriosly messes up cannon, but maybe people like me will like it much better than the original. Whatever. I've ironically finished more of this story than any other.

My Rozen Maiden/HP Crossover - "Will You Wind?" is my most popular fic, most likely because there aren't many of this type of crossover. I do have plans for a longer fic involving this crossover, but it won't be a continuation of "WYW". It will be Harry/Suigintou, I just have a different idea for how to start this story than the letter. This story idea will feature a dark!Harry, and is very complex, which is why I haven't worked much on it yet. The continuing favorites and reviews are making me take a second look (and by now I have to review my RM canon, lol). I'll try my best. I will post a chapter 2 of some sort on WYW to trigger an alert when I post, so all you have to do is track WYW, not me.

For Buffy crossovers not here, try "Twisting the Hellmouth" ().

For a great parody summary of the 7th HP book, Potterdammer ung Mega-spoilers

I hate people who don't understand that fanfiction is not canon. I can do whatever I want with the story. You may not like it, but I can't be wrong in my own story. If you don't understand that concept, leave fanfiction.net right now.