Hey readers:) Thanks for checking out my profile! Anyways my name is Hira and my birthday's Feb. 5th! An Aquarius and proud :)

Writing is seriously my life, I can't live without it and it can't live without me. Ya know? So anyway, scroll down, read some fun stuff and then check out my stories! Thank you!

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-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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The Castle: /photos/53515401@N00/176465230/

Alexander's Tattoo: http:///albums/uu183/rock3r4l1fe/untitled.jpg

Violet's Tattoo: http:///albums/uu183/rock3r4l1fe/tattoo.jpg

Piano Songs For Lydia's Death: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhRyC3coZl4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb7OzW7DRdU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C3GxR7-mwI

Piano Songs Alexander Plays At The Orphanage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfgw_7-56T8&feature=PlayList&p=3832D29F6532BFFF&playnext_from=PL&index=13

Piano Song, Chapter 13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-TkRR7FWUQ&feature=PlayList&p=3832D29F6532BFFF&playnext_from=PL

Facades:

Clary's necklace from Jace: http:///albums/uu183/rock3r4l1fe/Clarysnecklacefromjace.jpg

The Young And The Ruthless:

Isabelle's Make Up(chapter 13): http:///images/Bronze-Goddess-Makeup-Looks23.jpg

Isabelle's Dress(chapter 13): http:///richly-stylish-strapless-gown.html

Isabelle's Heels(chapter 13): http:///_gjEIlTesDO0/TOVarphZrWI/AAAAAAAAAdw/KLN8seWlAK8/s320/gold.jpg

Now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Cute and Funny Love Quotes!

Girl: just so you know I am extremely mad at you

boy: well just so you know...I like your face, love your eyes, and when you laugh I get butterflies.

girl: still angry.

boy: still in love.

Him: What time should I ask to be home? Her: Never. Him: Deal. . . think mom'll go for it? Her: If not, I'll kidnap you. Him: It's not kidnapping if I go willingly Her:...pretend to fight me then!

Girl: you're amazing
Boy: why's that?
Girl: because you're the only thing that keeps me sane
Boy: really? Because you're the only thing that drives me crazy.

Boy: who do you like
girl: some guy that doesn't like me
boy: well then he is missing out
girl: who do you like?
Boy: some girl who likes some guy whose missing out.

Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth.

Ohh my, you clearly are oblivious to the fact that your eyes do so much damage.

Love is a stalker, it just never leaves you alone.

They say kissing is the language of love, "Care to indulge in a little convo?"

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

I didn't fall for you... You tripped me.

We have a communication problem annnnnnnnnndd I don't wanna talk about it.

It's hard to pretend you love someone when you don't, but it's even harder to pretend you don't love someone when you really do.

I just want one guy to come up and say to me "Sorry my whole entire gender sucks!"

"Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess."

Pass the liquor.. the boy is still ugly!

He said, "I love you" and I sneezed and said, "Ohh, sorry! I'm allergic to B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T."

Every time I walk pass you, my words jumble into something stupid so i come out with somthing like,"...I like your phone...it's very small..."(awkward silence)

I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

When life gives you lemons trade them for guys.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream...

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. :I

Guy: Don't be suprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs you in a bag in the middle of the night because I asked for you for Christmas. Girl: *thinking to herself: now how the hell am I supposed to reply to that...*

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.

Having a guy dump you and say, "We can still be friends." is like having your mom say, "Your dog died but you can still keep it."

He said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it." She said: "You wear pants don't you?"

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

A friend has never seen you cry, a best friend had the best shoulder to cry on.

A friend would let you have all the blankets on a sleepover, a best friend would leave you cold, and warm you up with a hug when you spit in their ear.

A friend offers you their seat, a best friend pulls you on to their lap.

A friend would tell off your stalker for you, a best friend would tell you how to tease them and mess with their minds.

A friend turns down the music when you ask them to, a best friend turns it up and smiles.

A friend never asks you for anything to eat, a best friend opens the fridge and makes themselves at home.

A friend will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing, a best friend will always go with you.

A friend borrows your stuff and then gives it back a few days later, but a best friend loses something and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A friend would knock on your door, but a best friend would walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

A friend you have to tell not to tell anyone, but a best friend already knows not to tell.

A friend would take away your drink when they think you've had enough. A best friend would say, "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

A friend would help you up when you fall, but a best friend would laugh, and then trip you again.

A friend believes you when you say your fine, a best friend will know something is wrong.

Friends get annoyed at you for calling after they have gone to bed. Best friends say, "What took you so long?"

Friends will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. Best friends will knock that bitch out.

Friends will try to stop you from hurting the substitute you hate, but a best friend would say, "There's a violin case over there."

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump of a bridge, I go get a paddle boat and save your ass!

Random!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people worry me.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!"

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsesse! I think intensely!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.

Questions to Ponder... o.O

Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?

Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing?

MESSAGE FROM HIRA!:

Congratulations *your name here, you have officially looked at everything on my profile! Now you can do what you came here for, read my stories! But, if you just skipped everything and THEN expected "oh yeah, it'll be cool. I'll just read her stories without looking at anything..." well, that's fine too because either way, I'm on this site for you guys! So please read my stories and review so I know what your feedback is :) Thank you!

Loooooovvvvee,

Hira:)