Well, here is the latest addition to 'Of Notes and Boredom'! A few of you requested adding Emmett... well, he's in this one! If you have any other suggestions, let me know! And let me know what you think of this one!
Bold: Bella
Italics: Edward
Italics and Underlines: Emmett
Regular: Alice
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This seriously sucks.
Edward tried to help...
It's just one day. No big deal.
But your perfect record!
Meh... there's always next high school.
Exactly.
Um... Edward?
Hrm?
Translation: "Yes, light and love of my life?"
What's Emmett doing here?
GO, GO POWER RAAANGERS!
MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RAAANGERS!
Oh good god...
But seriously, why?
I told him we had detention and he decided to join.
What if he gets in trouble. I mean, he's already graduated.
Not gonna happen.
He's Mike today.
Mike? Then where is...
Duct taped into his locker since noon. Courtesy of moi.
That's hilarious! But... Forks is so small. Won't they...
Notice?
Yea.
Nope. They hardly care that we showed up. They just want matching names on the attendance record.
They could care less that Emmett is Mike today...
So, Mike?
Yes, Bella?
No, no. That's too intellectual for Mike.
Oh, sorry. Er... uh, dur. I Mike, ask Bella. What?
That was completely unintelligible.
A perfect Mike. I applaud you.
Mike, what's your favorite show?
I, Mike. Bella sexy. Sexy Bella. POKEMON!
Oh, this is so wonderfully wrong.
Sexy Bella?
I'm not sexy?
Oh, you are. But just "sexy"? Not enough to describe you.
Awe...
Sexy, hot Edward!
WRONG! No, no, no. No. I am sexy, but... no.
Edward dipped in chocolate. On top of...
SPAGHETTI! All covered with cheese...
Mike lost his poor...
Brainstem.
I like cheese. And Bella.
Aye... he is like Mike.
Cheesy Bella.
Your mind is wrong.
Candy-coated Edward.
Yum.
So wrong.
And yet, so right.
Again, too intelligent for Mike.
DING DONG!
Better.
Uncanny.
Sexy Bella say word I do not know!
That's the first word that confused you, "Mike"?
Ur... durr...
This went a lot faster than I expected.
That's because you're with us, love.
That and we have our trusty time-passing, note-passing activity of doom.
DOOM!
BOOM!
No, no. "Doom," not "Boom."
Er... durr...
Emmett does such a great Mike, it makes me want to hurt him.
I'd like to see you try!
Same here.
Hurt Emmett or Mike?
Mike, of course.
He's too scared of me.
Oh, sure. Terrified.
Really?
Hardly.
Nearly time to leave.
Thank goodness! Stupid Mike.
Hey!
She meant the real one...
Oh... POWER RAAANGERS!
"Well, that's all for today! Stay out of trouble from now on," the teacher grumbled from the desk, dismissing them. They collected their books and walked swiftly, or as swiftly as Bella could, to the door.
"Excuse me, sir," the teacher stopped Emmett before he was able to follow Bella, Alice and Edward out the door. Alice and Edward snickered, obviously sharing a vision, as Bella stared warily at the scene. The teacher eyed him suspiciously, "Mike Newton?"
"DING DONG!" Emmett called out, waving his arms around in various directions. Bella put a hand to her mouth and turned away, hiding her laughter. "I MIKE! BELLA HOT!"
"Wow..." the teacher muttered, looking Emmett up and down. Slowly, he shook his head, "They were right... you are weird."
With that, he turned away and walked out of the classroom. Bella had since sunk to the floor in a fit of giggles.
"Is she going to be able to make it?" Alice asked, watching Bella's fit with a perked brow.
"Oh... I think she can..." Edward flashed her a grin and scooped Bella off the floor and into his arms, carrying her bridal style down the hallway.
They barely noticed the muted calls of "Ding Dong!" emitting from one of the lonely lockers as they passed.
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