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Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Twilight.

This is an old account, all stories are either completed or will not be updated in the foreseeable future.

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Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to discover there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 134 - Words: 852,703 - Reviews: 4967 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Midnight Run by Inthemadhouse reviews
AU-AH. Alice has lived happily with her foster parents and three siblings for a long time. But what happens with Dr. Cullen gets a phone call asking him to take just one more teen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 254,383 - Reviews: 2490 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper
What Time Cannot Erase by Sadie Sill - English stories reviews
When Legolas was a small child, Celebrian and her children used to visit him every spring. A deep and valuable bond of friendship was established between him and the twins. This friendship, however, could not withstand unexpected events. Many years later an opportunity for reconciliation appeared. Characters: Legolas, The Twins, Thranduil, Glorfindel, Elrond, Arwen, Celebrian.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 184,523 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Legolas, Elrohir, Thranduil, Elladan
The Wild Ones by nimruzir reviews
They are Silvan and they are dangerous. Travelling to Imladris on a mission for Thranduil, Legolas, or Taú, leads his group under the guise of a simple captain. Cultural differences and age-old prejudice will arise, and the Noldor's perception of the Silvan people will drastically change - but will it be for good or bad? Imladris prepares for uncouth wood-elves…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,083 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Legolas, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
For Three by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
When Kronos puts a curse on someone, he doesn't hold back. Now trapped in Tartarus with Annabeth, Percy is about to find out how Poseidon was punished for helping Zeus overthrow the Titans. Meanwhile, Jason and the others have to find their way to the Doors of Death with no plan and no way to tell what's happening below. Sequel to Next of Kin. Set after MoA, written before HoH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,403 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Jason G., Poseidon - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Insert Title Here by AnonymousM reviews
In the 1800s, Carlisle has ordered his son, Edward Cullen to get married. To spite him, Edward has chosen Bella Swan, thinking Carlisle will drop the marriage condition because she is only a maid. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! AH/AU BxE ACCEPTING TITLE SUGGESTIONS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4483 - Favs: 5,112 - Follows: 4,681 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Good Things Come in Small Packages by ME LOVEY JAZZY reviews
Edward and Emmett wake up one day to find Jasper's baby on their doorstep. They have to take care of her until he gets home from his trip. What will happen when Jasper gets home? Loosely based on the '87 film 'Three Men & a Baby'. Lots of Daddysper!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,137 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Demigod Chatroom by Shorty and KG Inc reviews
KG: What happens when we decide to start a chatroom for demigods? Shorty: Craziness, humor, and slight romance! KG: Percabeth and a little Thaluke! Shorty: Post TC! KG: T to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/24/2008
Random Jokes And Drabbles by Duck Life reviews
Just random things I think of when I read the Twilight series. Keep in mind that I usually think of these late at night! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella
Becoming A Cullen, Jasper's story by KelliNew reviews
Canon, pre-Twilight. Alice and Jasper joined the Cullens a few weeks ago. Jasper is struggling to become a member of this peculiar family, but he's having problems adjusting to a life so different from anything he's known.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,967 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Play Host by Overunderobsessive reviews
In a twisted turn of events the Dark Lord decides to play puppet master with Harry Potter's mind. Harry is about to learn just exactly what it means to play "Host." With Harry Potter literally losing his mind Dumbledore is forced to take drastic measures
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,937 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Faces by Bil reviews
How we see people is not how they see themselves. Series of unconnected character sketches. LL, HP, NL, HG, GW, RW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Anderson County Recipe by Strawberry Dawn reviews
The McCarty clan was known as a wild bunch in the hills of Anderson County, Tennessee. They worked hard and played hard, and were well respected in the community. What happened when the most popular of the seven McCarty boys disappeared?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,330 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
The C Word by fiercejinx reviews
Why Artemis was so keen on GETTING RID OF those psychologists. Butler really should have known better.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
A Mystery In Windermere by persephonesfolly reviews
In all my years among the undead, I've never met anyone quite like Sherlock Holmes. When he called for my assistance in a perplexing case of murder, how could I refuse? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,144 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
A Secret Storm by LabRats89 reviews
What if something bad was happening in your household, happening right under your nose, but you never even notice it. What happens when it's the person you trust, with your child, who is the one lashing out? Tragedy strikes the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,190 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Career Day, HalfBlood Style by PenBlender '95 reviews
Career day. Sounds simple enough. Unless of course you're at Camp HalfBlood, and your parent is an Olympian god. That's not so simple. No particular time setting other than after you meet Thalia. READ THE NEW CHAPTER! IT ACTUALLY HAS A PLOT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Ginny Takes Flight by gredandforge09 reviews
How did Ginny learn to fly? "She's been breaking into your broom shed in the garden since the age of six and taking each of your brooms out in turn when you weren't looking."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Ginny W., Molly W.
Something Not Quite Right by juniper294 reviews
Alice is the new kid from another small town. But after meeting up with the kids in Forks, she realizes something just does not add up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,531 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3712 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dr Cullen, I presume? by persephonesfolly reviews
When a patient goes missing, what's a vampiric doctor to do? Consult the celebrated detective, Sherlock Holmes, of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,443 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Yes, Ginevra, there is a Santa Claus by 1917farmgirl reviews
Sometimes, even Santa needs a little help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/5/2010 - George W., Ginny W., Bill W., Fred W. - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4912 - Favs: 4,790 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 278 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crossing the Line by Indigo1100 reviews
The Cullen boys come across a mysterious line on the forest floor. Their actions end up having serious consequences. WARNING: will contain non-corporal torture in later chapters. And it is NOT EdwardXJane.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Edward, Jane
Purple Summer by lmbrtvll reviews
Belittled and verbally abused by Renee, Bella thinks poorly of herself. Heading back to Forks to live with her brother Emmett, will her friendship with Edward blossom into romance? Can he make Bella see that she’s worth so much more than she thinks? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,204 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Raising the Stakes by adverb reviews
Bella and her girlfriends head on a trip to Vegas, but things don't go exactly as planned. With thousands of dollars in debt and no hope in sight, Bella finds help from an unlikely source. Adventure, romance, and casino fun. Edward/Bella. AU - but not AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,629 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Day at a Museum by Maximum Writers reviews
The Flock decides to relax and spend the day at a museum. When Max and Fang are touring it alone, what could happen? And why is Max's name popping up where ever she looks? FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,846 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
My New Mom Is A Vampire by tanis ann reviews
Alice decided it would be a fun idea to sign the family up for Trading Spouses. What happens when Esme is sent Atlanta and a new mother, Linda Walling, comes to live in Forks with the Cullens? How will the week long switch turn out? I don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,321 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
The Centaur in the Prom Dress by Qwirk reviews
Based on the third bead on Annabeth's necklace. An embarrassing situation involving Chiron, a prom dress, the Party Ponies and the Stoll Brothers
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Chiron - Complete
The Doctor is Out by Kimmeth reviews
Dr Cullen has gone off sick. Hang on, Dr Cullen never goes off sick. The nurses at Forks General determine to investigate this highly irregular occurrence... One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Surprise? by Gotta Luv Peanut Butter reviews
Thalia gets a week off from hunters so she wants to spend some time with friends at camp. Percy is away and supposedly visiting his mom at home, but what happens when Thalia comes across a skateboarding competition in New York? Read to find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Percy J., Thalia G.
Designated Driver by Cheryl W reviews
With fatal accidents piling up at a small time race track, the brothers need to find out who’s scaring off the competition. No slash.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,009 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by hopesallthings reviews
Because Elizabeth gets so much attention and Edward Sr. doesn't get any. Just a sweet little father/son moment between him and Edward. Terrible and plotless, so only read if extremely bored. Review if you've got a minute, if not, that's fine too!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Death Question by ShadowPalace reviews
After some grumbling, Percy and Nico answer Annabeth's question relating to death: "If you knew where you were going, would you want to die any faster?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Artemis Fowl And The Helsinki Incident by Lii reviews
Sool's been kidnapped, Holly and Mulch are unconcious, Foaly has a bruised knee and Artemis is getting shot at. Then things start getting bad ...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Artemis F., Foaly
The Ugly Little Boy by whitehound reviews
100-word drabble. She was sure she would love him forever, no matter what her sister thought....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
The day we met the Cullens by MilkIsAGoodSourceOfCalcium reviews
Just a really cute story written by Fanfiction's youngest writer! Come check it out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2009
Impossibly Blue by athemyst reviews
I guess I should explain the blue food" Hmmmm.... just how had this started really? A oneshot of the history of blue food
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
The Parting by Life-is-Raspberry-Pie reviews
We are never told--what was running through Poseidon's mind as he left Percy's mother? How could he leave her, knowing she carried his child? I've attempted a speculation...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
One More Step to Losing All Dignity by hopesallthings reviews
It made me feel real sympathetic to kids like Embry and Collin, whose parents didn't know they were werewolves. -Jacob Black. Carlisle gets a surprise visit at the hospital from a mom who knows too little and a teen who knows too much.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Carlisle, Embry - Complete
Dishes and Stitches by cloudyailin reviews
Short, simple oneshot between Bella and Emmett. Canon. Set before New Moon. Recently revised.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Vampires and the Economy by Duck Life reviews
Even the Cullens were affected by the Great Depression. Oneshot. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What does Emmett say? by Anomaly-Anomaly reviews
Story is still up purely because I need to beta.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Brief Bonding by Fantasyfan4ever reviews
Sally Jackson watches her baby son sleep one night as she thinks about her new life as a mother. However, she isn't Percy's only nightime visitor.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Poseidon, Sally J. - Complete
Guiding Stars by X.x.Try.Defying.Gravity.x.X reviews
AU/Human 1968 - more detail inside When Dr. Carlisle Cullen agrees to foster the Masen kids he's in for the ride of his life. Complications arise when he meets the love of his life, Esme Cullen and her niece and nephew. How will the kids take it? War!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,410 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Truth or Dare? by Insanity4Free reviews
Bella and Edward play a game of Truth or Dare....Chaos follows
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Sunshine State by Justine Lark reviews
More than a missing moment, it's a missing weekend from Eclipse! Experience Bella and Edward's visit to Florida from Edward's POV. Can Edward monitor Victoria's attack, pass for human, keep Bella happy, win Renee's approval and stay out of the sun?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jimmy by Duck Life reviews
This is actually an inside joke, but I think it's kind of funny. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
French Lessons and Nail Polish by Nightsmoke reviews
Two little one-shots based on everyday Phantomhive life. This is actually my first Kuroshitsuji story, so feedback would be nice, thanks!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2008
Taking care of you by Tsuyu ryu reviews
When Edward gets injured by a mysterious hunter, it’s Bella’s turn to take care of him. But when she decides he stays at her house, things get complicated… will Charlie discover Edward’s secret? And who’s after Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,569 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Great Grandfather by Amiiix3 reviews
Edward discovers some unwanted documents. A parody of SMeyer's writing style
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The gods do normal things by Percy dude fan reviews
The gods and what would happen if they just decided to do things a mortal would do. Pretty good. READ AND REVEIW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008
Hogwarts Love Triangle? by Bil reviews
Rita Skeeter never did allow facts to get in the way of a good story. Albus is amused. Set during PS. AD, MM, SS. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Take Fifty by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The randomness of waking up at three by DemeterChild reviews
think, what would you do if you lost an entire season of Barney?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
The Son of Hades by undeadppenguin reviews
Nico muses on what it is like since he knew his father's identity. He feels upset about how people are prejudiced to him and his father.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Character Clichés by Flying Muffins reviews
Are you tired of the clichés that you read in fan fiction? Well here I will write down every single cliché so you can be aware of what lurks out there. It's kind of a almost humorless parody. Meant to gently make fun. No one or no story has will be used.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2008
A Frosty Winter by CrayolaMarkers reviews
It's Christmastime after BotL, and Annabeth's...angry. Because she can't get a plane back home. The Jacksons are nice enough to let her stay with them for a while, but what will happen between Annabeth and Percy when she uncovers a few of his secrets?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
The Number by Rissohma reviews
Edward remembers how each of the Cullens responded to his ability to read minds when Bella questions why he thinks her reaction would be predictable. One Shot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Paddy's Day Out by Luiniliel reviews
One-shot. Sirius kidnaps Harry. Sillyness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Poseidon's War by the big NOBODY reviews
While Percy fights his own battles in Daedalus' did I spell that right? Labyrinth, Poseidon faces his own as the old sea gods rise against him. Poseidon said it was happening in the book, so I thought it'd be interesting.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008
My name shall live on by Victorian reviews
Oneshot. Lucius' POV during the night of Draco's initiation. Father/son, might me slightly AU. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Dishonoring Parentage by Anagram RMX reviews
Athena and Posiedon never reallly got along. Didn't mean Annabeth and percy couldn't. Summary suck, please read. Percebeth READ ME!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 203 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Escape by Noah Mnemonic reviews
Edward has been passed around from foster family to foster family, never to find a steady home. Then he meets the Cullens. Story about Edward growing up with the cullens, plot line later in stort. ExB. Story redone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward
Battle of my Labyrinth by believeinthegods reviews
A battle of epic proportions. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,893 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007
Meal Time by LunaPuff reviews
Time to feed. But on what? Inspired by Angeliss. Think about the lemonade, Angeliss!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella - Complete
No coffins? by Bloodapple123 reviews
Remember when Edward told Bella there weren't any coffins or cobwebs? Well what if there was just one little coffin? Emmett might have... well you just have to read. R&R please! Usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
The Escape of Typhon by chinese clown reviews
What happens when Percy and the gang go on a quest to capture the newly escaped Typhon? Action, Adventure, and...Percabeth! Rated T for mild language. My first Fanfic, so no flames please. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Ice Cream in Yosemite by Moonrise31 reviews
ICY! Well, they don't call it ice cream for nothing. Actually, I wasn't going to have an acronym title this time, but I just typed it in, and it spelled something! I guess I'm just naturally talented...probably not. Read and Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Luke And Crabby Kronos by Moonrise31 reviews
LACK! Yup, the half-blood and titan definitely lack something...hmm...could it be--cooperation? You'll just have to find out! Read and Review! Rated K plus because...well, just because.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Creaky Door by Moonrise31 reviews
CD! Compact Disc! If only Percy's problem was that small...oh well. We all have small obsessions ; Rated K plus because of some very mild language :P
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Nico on a Sugar High by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Nico gets hyper off Red Bull. My first story, that I'm still not sure why its so popular.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Beginnings by blueblackangel reviews
Newborns are no fun and games. In fact, it can get to point where the creator is left with regrets. Carlisle and Edward learn this lesson painfully. I own nothing. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Percabeth Fight by RozenHound reviews
In a rather late sequel to the earlier "Percabeth Debate" the goss- I mean documentary, we bring you the couples first fight, awww, aren't they cute? Produced by Hephaestus TV and sponsored by Gunk Away, a toothpaste so good, Thalia uses it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Who Are You? by Trillian Astra reviews
Set after "The Doctor's Daughter". Jenny shows up on Earth, and is reunited with her father. Disclaimer: No, not mine. Please review! Spoilers for "The Doctor's Daughter".
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Wasted Time by edwrdlvr11 reviews
Edward tries to talk some sense into Jacob after he flees Edward and Bella's wedding. A fight breaks out. Will anyone come out alive? 1st fanfic so be nice please : good story crappy summary R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008
Too Much Blue by Ivyshadow reviews
This is what happens when Percy has too much blue Coke...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 8,186 - Follows: 1,065 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
This is My Beloved Son, in Whom I Am Well Pleased by Minisinoo reviews
Why, after more than two centuries alone, did Carlisle break down and turn a 17-year-old boy? He told Bella it was because Edward's mother had demanded it, but in all his years of life, surely she wasn't the first. Why did this boy get under his skin so?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
1928 by IncaGold27 reviews
My take on the night Edward left to begin his rebellious years. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
My little CHERUB by Future Mrs. Fang reviews
Maximum Ride CHERUB Xover. Enough said.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007
Therapy For Losers by ChildInMe reviews
Mix in a few characters from PJO, a therapist, an arrest, name confusion, angst, and jackalope threats. What do you get? Therapy for losers! NOW NEW AND IMPROVED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007
Desperation and Love by maxPod reviews
At the School, Max is being gased to death right in front of the flock. Due to the desperate yells of the bird-kids, the whitecoat was guilted into freeing Max. So now someone had to perform CPR. Squint hard and you'll see Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Facing the Music by Eowyn77 reviews
Forks is rocked by a scandal involving the perfect Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Blue Christmas by Musafreen reviews
Or, The story of how Paul Blofis met Percy Jackson. Oneshot set immediately after Titans' Curse; not-quite a Chirstmasfic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/24/2007 - [Paul B., Sally J.] Percy J. - Complete
Secret Santa by Rissohma reviews
Edward is given a 30 dollar spending limit for Bella's Christmas present... but will he abide by the rules or find a loophole? FLUFF! One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Princesses by VampiressE12B reviews
Bella, Rosalie, and Alice get into a very... interesting discussion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Reincantation by Alisonven reviews
Could Harry Potter and Severus Snape ever be friends? Never in a hundred million years. AU since Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Happened Afterwards by ChildInMe reviews
Oneshot on what happened after Thalia gets revived.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Guardian Angel by odyssey1 reviews
We write the year 1911. Chicago is hit by an unexpected heat wave and Dr. Carlisle Cullen meets Edward Masen for the first time. Unfortunately, this does not happen under the best of circumstances.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2007
Names by wicherwill reviews
Roughly eleven years after That Business with Voldemort, McGonagall summons Harry, Hermione, and Ron to Hogwarts...and no, it's nothing that serious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
One Year by N16 reviews
Remus Lupin knows that it's only a matter of time before his secret is found out and he's thrown out of Hogwarts. His only goal is to make it one year. One year of classes, friendships, and normality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,069 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
The greatest hero who ever lived by Theleafylord reviews
The other entry in the PJO writing contest. Percy gets sent to the Discworld, where the lady and fate play a deadly game with him and Rincewind. Percy's friends must get him back, and Death and Hades desperatly need free time.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2007
Percy and co Go On A Music Tour! by Becky C reviews
On his epic quest to seek fame, fortune and Annabeth, Percy decides to be a teen music idol for the world because everyone knows about his amazing singing talents, er, don't they? Will contain numerous crossovers later in the story. Just read it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006
Washroom? by BloodyRose1918 reviews
What if Bella couldn't find her way out of the airport? end of TWILIGHT oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Face Off by not magical me reviews
Percy comes home one summer to find Gabe in his living room and the Olympians watch because of Hephaestus fiddling with stuff again.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
A Peaceful Morning by Pinkiriffic reviews
So this is what happens when Harry forgets his glasses... Funny fic, HD. You will NOT regret this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Short Encounter by Starlouse reviews
What would happen if Snape met Harry after he had a detention with Umbridge? Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 151 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sanctuary by Cheryl W reviews
When Dean’s near misses with death start adding up, Sam is brutally reminded that there is no such thing as just having a bad day when you are a Winchester. No Slash.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,002 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
With Eyes To See by thisisGoA reviews
Aragorn is a young, wandering ranger with the burden of his heritage heavy on his heart. Legolas is a blind young elf, with a thousand painful memories behind him as he lives in selfimposed isolation from his kind. Part One in the Namaarie Legacy
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,525 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
A First Confession by Alias III reviews
At eighteen, Remus has never actually told anyone about his furry, little problem. But Lily isn't speaking to James, and it's mostly because of the full moon, and Remus hasn't bought clothes for the wedding yet, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
Not the Only One by Erika reviews
Remus doesn't know how to help Harry cope with Sirius' death but he's standing in front of number four, Privet Drive, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
A Gryffindor Tried and True by Meercat reviews
[COMPLETE] Voldemort discovers Snape's role as a spy. Harry is dying. Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom to the rescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,339 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Complete
A Home for Christmas by Perse reviews
Christmas at the Weasley house was always an event. Now that he’s removed from it, does Percy have a different perspective?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Percy W.
Friendship's Ties by arressayy reviews
The Shrieking Shack scene, from Remus's point of view. Can be read as a companion to "Visiting the Traitor", but works as a standalone, too. Possible slash, but it's very mild nonexistent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Best Birthday Ever by Alias III reviews
Yes, it's been done. But, Sirius shows up for Harry's fifteenth birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts by arressayy reviews
Ever wonder why the Hogwarts school song has a few...shall I say, 'weird' lines in it? Here's my explanation, with plenty of humor to go around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2002 - James P., Sirius B.
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Starsign:Cancer reviews
Almost Twilight and My Sister’s Keeper Jodi Picoult crossover, except all Twilight characters. Don’t need to have read My Sister’s Keeper. Basic plot summary inside. AH, AU. Warning: probably a sad ending.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,208 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Emmett
There's a Light reviews
Overdone fic, I know. Esme and Carlisle adopt one/several kid/s . I just loved the plot, and had to do my own. Hopefully an original spin. Includes all main characters, Bella eventually, and all human. Full summary inside. Warning: T for a reason. NOT M!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,164 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Marry Your Daughter? What? reviews
In which Percy lets slip that he has a rather rich and important father and Mr Dare realizes that Percy and his daughter are much the same age... Not Perachel, definitely PERCABETH, though not mentioned much. Not M. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
The Hexannual Cullen Games! reviews
Now on Hiatus. One of those bad humor and randomness stories, but with, yes, wait for it- a plot! Involves fast cars, jets, submarines, Volterra, hostages, police, and a worldwide chase. I no longer write Twilight, but I will come back to this story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,330 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella
Misinterpretations reviews
When Charlie notices that Edward is not at dinner, Bella tells him that he at the hospital, in emergency surgery. What she fail to mention is that he's performing the surgery, and not the one about to die. This leads to a series of misunderstandings. T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
When Paul Met Percy Revised reviews
When Paul met Percy, they convinced Sally to take them sailing. Revised for editing purposes, so it is now readable but may be revised again in the future. First draft was written when I was nine so be warned, the current version still reflects that style
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
Oops! Expelled again reviews
Ever wondered more about how Percy got expelled from all those schools? This is about his fifth grade experience. OneShot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
What was that? Answering your questions! reviews
Hi I'm A-r-a-s-t-e-i-a, well, just call me Addie! I'm here in charge of this Questions and Answers show. Old fic, written by a then new writer. Now permanently abandoned but a bit of a laugh to read if your bored or if you want to see how far I've come.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete