Name: Kayako

Age: well. . I wont tell because there are perverts out there that will prey on my innocent soul. . . .

Place of residence: under your grandmothers bed O.o

Making retards look good since 1995!

I'm a kitty-kat!! yes that's how its spelled!

Sorry to all the people that actually read my lame stories. I went back and read them myself and I have to say. . . . .I'm ashamed of myself. I really truly am. I apologize for the sucky writing. When I feel the inspiration I will redo my stories and try not to seem like a total loser. Arigotou Gozaimus!

everything in life is either

illegal

immoral

or fattening

but we do it anyway!! XD

you know u live in 2008 when

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or MySpace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you are a die hard yaoi fangirl/fanboy, then hurry up and copy this to your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock (indie), put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been called eccentric/enigmatic copy/paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that fan clubs are the legal way to stalk someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a ninja, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile

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If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile

You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

You have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile.

You have done something stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone, add this into your profile.

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you're a certified Sociopath, copy and paste this into your profile.