Name: Megan

Age: like im ever gonna tell you

Siblings: none

Height: 5'6''

Hair: Dark Brown

Eyes: Bluish Green

Heritage: Irish, Scottish, American and every other pasty white skin color there is.

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Color: Purple

Number: 17

26 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do!

1) Know how to make you smile when you are down.

2) To secretly smell you hair, but you always notice.

3) Stick up for you, but still respects your independence...

4) Give you the remote control during the once).

game.

5) Come up behind you, and put his arms around you.

6) Play with your hair.

7) His hand always finds yours.

8) Be cute when he really wants something.

9) Offer you plenty of massages.

10) Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.

11) ...Never run out of love.

12) Be funny, but know how to be serious.

13) Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.

14) Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15) React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.

16) Smile a lot.

17) Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, but does it because he knows how much it means to you.

18) Appreciate you.

19) Help others out.

20) Drive for 5 hours just to see you for 1.

21) Always give you a peck on the cheek when you are departing form ech other's company, even if his friends are watching.

22) Sing, even if he can't.

23) Have a creative sense of humor...

24) Stare at you.

25) Call for no reason.

26) Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs- just because he love you that much to quit it.

If you agree, copy and paste this on your profile.

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.