![]() Author has written 10 stories for Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース, Harry Potter, and Naruto. I have lots of names. Nickname: Shade Family Name: Ileara Age:21 Fav.color: Violet Fav. Food: Fried Rice Fav. Animes: Naruto, Inuyasha, Saiyuki, Black Butler, D. Gray Man, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Skip Beat Fav. Shows: Supernatural, Bones Other: Harry Potter, Lord Of the Rings, Transformers, The Hobbit Fav. Fanfic Couples: Supernatural: Sam/Dean Sam/Castiel Sam/Gabriel Sam/Kevin Sam/Lucifer Dean/Castiel HP: Lucius/Harry Severus/Harry Dom.Harry/Sub.Draco(I hate that Draco is always dominant) Naruto: Naruto/Gaara Itachi/Naruto Naruto/Neji Black Butler: Sebastien/Ciel D. Gray Man: Allen/Kanda Allen/Lavi Fanfic Couples I Hate: Harry/Ginny Harry/Any Female(HE'S GAY I TELL YOU!) Naruto/Any Female(ALSO GAY) Grell/ Any Character (EWWWWW) I am definitely a Yaoi Fangirl...but I do like odd pairings, so I'm not limited to these as my faves. P.S. Just because I appreciate Slash does not mean I hate Het. Fav. Saying:"I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday." My own Quote: "You're completely intolerable...that's why I put up with you..." seriously I actually told my best friend, Duchess, this.She's Crazy. Fav book quote: "Death is just a new beginning...at least in my religion. And extreme inebriation helps."Born of Night, by Sherylon Kenyon. My Family Motto: "Admit nothing, Deny everything, Demand proof." Quote that I most relate to:"Don't worry about it. We're used to being told to go screw ourselves. And that's from the people who actually like us. You should hear what our enemies say." Fave Fanfic Quote: “Dude, it’s not gay if it’s in a three-way.” RANDOM QUOTE SECTION Sometimes life leaves a hundred-dollar Bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later it’s because it fucked you. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?" Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!" Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. "Friends are God’s apology for relatives.” Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape. "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them nearly as much. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. “This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence” “Engage operation WTF!’ “I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.”—Avatar "If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them." “If explosive notes can’t solve all your problems, you aren’t using enough.” I reject your reality and substitute my own." Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if your aim is good." "Women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." “Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.” This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force! When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable. We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. ”You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you”- Unknown It's the quiet ones you have to watch; they're the ones that grow up and become assassins... and then hunt you down. – profile of, Disgruntled Minion 'If you can't convince them, confuse them.'- Harry S. Truman Facts are stubborn things-Douglas Adams I've been given sugar! Use this time to prepare for the end of the world! "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." - It's just so true! Weather ain't neutral. - War Laws Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing. Mines are an equal opportunity weapon. - War Laws The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. --Mark Helprin No I WONT go to hell! They have a restraining order against me. – From profile of Death’s Favourite Child Honorable Father. Don’t you fk with my tea or we’re going to have a problem. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. --Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." --Sign shown in a non-smoking zone "There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficient methods."- unknown, but sounds like something Sanzo would say "I never argue with an idiot. They drag me down to their level, and then beat me with experience."-- from Pure Blood, Half Blood, by Kurosaisei. Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams "In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this." Anything that cut down on what little privacy they did get deserved to be terminated with extreme prejudice. And then set on fire. "RAITO! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU MULTI-FLAVORED SKITTLE! NOW OPEN UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU TASTE THE RAINBOW, YOU MAN-BITCH!" --Discordant Harmony GENjutsu: ability to screw with the MIND. TAIjutsu: ability to screw with the BODY. NINjutsu: ability to screw with REALITY. Curiosity kill the cat, and staring will kill you. “There’s no such thing as ‘small, frightened women’. It’s a myth, perpetrated by the angry women who secretly rule the world.” As the urban (and rural) myth declared, if you want to locate a Sanzo, conduct a little casual espionage and find the most attractive young teen in the area. The high-ranking monk is bound to be around.—Through the Stained Glass by Keiran "Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off." If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie! Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. “I have far too much blood in my caffeine stream.”-- Enemy ninjas are not required to fill out any bureaucratic forms before they kill you. We are admittedly quite impressed that you managed to convince them of this, though.-- Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E.Gray "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. As Gojyo would put it, Buddha was probably laughing his ass off at Sanzo's badass version of Buddhism.-- Buddhist Virtues by lawless523 "Save our Earth! It's the only planet that has Chocolate!!" - Facebook Flare There are many great truths in this world. What goes up must come down. When you play with fire, you're likely to get burned. And bringing marshmallows to a cremation or execution by burning is just plain rude… and kind of funny. Those are just a few such truths. COPY AND PASTE SECTION A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, Demon's Retribution, Nana chan the weird, Yami Ryo, Shadow-of-the-9th-Moon I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to havethe time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed withTwilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels,LoopyLooneyCharny, Shadow-of-the-9th-Moon ROMANCE SECTION This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. --SOMETIMES-- Sometimes you gotta run away so you can see who’ll run after you... sometimes you gotta talk quieter just to see who’s listening... sometimes you gotta step up in a fight just to see who’s standing behind you... sometimes you gotta make a wrong decision just to see who’s there to fix it... sometimes you gotta let go of the one you love just to see if they love you enough to come back... 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle FRIENDS SECTION Friends: FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!! A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. We’re the type of friends who don’t know why were laughing... so LAUGH harder. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge... dam I'm gonna miss you! A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" HARRY POTTER SECTION Harry Potter fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in Harry Potter in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!.. 1. Lucius Malfoy 2. Severus Snape 3. The Weasley Twins 4. Harry Potter 5. Draco Malfoy 6. Sirius Black 7. Remus Lupin 8. Charlie Weasley 9. Neville Longbottom 10. Bill Weasley 1. Have you read a five/ten fic before? Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is. Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’. Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever. Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while. Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her. Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’. Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy … disagrees. Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand. Ron Weasley … is very afraid. Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much. Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat. Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out. George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry. Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter. James Potter … doesn’t believe her. Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’. Sirius Black … killed by drapery. Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences. Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane. Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush. Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’. Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence. Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. Slytherins … will push someone else off. Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase. Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD SECTION I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. And I do. Nobody has the right to judge someone on who they love. Anyone that does judge doesn't deserve to be human. In all honesty I hate homophobes. No one has the right to tell anyone who they can and can not love. I despise homophobes for this as it is stupid and cruel. It's not phobic it's being an ass hole and deserving a hot poker driven through your limbs slowly and painfully and tortured repeatedly until you beg for the release of hell. I second this opinion as written by a good friend of mine. It is more than accurate.Shade Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friendwas a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!I ask you right now to repost this. I grew up with both child abuse and neglect. I still live with the same people who did this to me. It's not right for any child to suffer that way. I reposted this because I want everyone to know the horrors that are possible and should be prevented. A List of Stereotypes For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.(I Used too) I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm ROMANIAN so I MUST have a weird accent and be a vampire or gypsy.(Part Romanian) I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.(Part Asian) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(Part Irish) I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.(Part Cherokee) I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(It doesn't matter that I am emo, people shouldn't assume.) I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(this one seriously pisses me off) I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(was in band) I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm (slightly) OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.(sometimes){drinking only} I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I read Comics(manga), so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(attempt to anyway) I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(Dual citizen with Britain) I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST havea problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion(pro-choice) I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE(much), so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS(manga), so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND(not right now anyway) so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK , so I MUST have no life. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a Wicked Witch I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL so I MUST be boy crazy or a lesbian I PLAY THE VIOLA so I MUST be an idiot I have a RICH RELATIVE so I MUST be rich too I like to concentrate on MY GRADES so I MUST be a nerd I don't do EVERYTHING normally so I MUST be a freak. I BELIEVE IN MAGIC so I MUST be delusional. I BELIEVE NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE so I MUST be delusional. I BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH AND REINCARNATION so I MUST be delusional I am a Model so I MUST be a ditsy slut. I am a MODEl so I MUST be an arrogant bitch. I have been abused so I MUST be afraid and insecure. I have been in fights so I MUST be a raging psychopath. I'm emo so I MUST be suicidal and where tight clothes. I have scars so I MUST be insecure about them. I am abused so I MUST be unstable and exhibit sociopathic tendencies. STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. |