Rated: T for language.
Disclaimer: Do not own Naruto, or anything else. Just a writer.
Warning: There is some foul language in here, also some character bashing and slight hints of KakaSasu…Not really.
Authors Notes:Bashing Sakura is fun. Also, not the same dialogue from the episodes.
Kakashi led his three students up to the roof of the academy. His first impressions of all three of them; They were all knuckleheads.
"Okay let's go around and talk about ourselves. Starting with…you." He said pointing at the boy with blond hair and bright blue eyes. He grinned mischievously.
"The names Uzumaki. Naruto Uzumaki. My likes are ramen and shiny things. My dislikes are waiting for the cup ramen to cook. My turn ons include flat chested girls with pink hair and green eyes. My goal is to be better looking than Sasuke by age 15!"
Kakashi's first impression of Naruto; Keep distance from him at all costs.
"Okay. You." He said pointing at Sakura who smiled at him.
"I'm Haruno, Sakura. I have natural pink hair because I was born and raised by clowns but my parent's thought I was too freaky looking so they put me up for adoption and I was adopted by a crack whore. I like Sasuke because Ino likes him and I have to fight with her over everything because I secretly like her."
"…Um…Wow. Really, really sorry I asked." Kakashi said scratching the back of his head. Who did he have for students? The Adams family?
Kakashi's first impression of Sakura; She is one messed up, little big fore headed girl.
"And you."
Sasuke stared at him.
"….Any day now birdman."
"I'm Uchiha,Sasuke. My likes consist of Kool Aid, Hot pockets, whips, chains and tomatoes….Lots and lots of tomatoes. I hate basically everything and everyone, except Naruto. We're secret lovers. Oh yeah. And I want to kill my brother because he ripped the head off of my teddy bear."
"….How…..Sad?" Kakashi said, blinking a few times.
What have I gotten myself into? I only wanted to become a Jounin because they promised free donuts…Hey come to think of it…I never did get any donuts… Damn you Gai, I suddenly want to punch you now.
Kakashi's first impression of Sasuke; I like whips and chains too.