6/27/12 notes from author!!! Yes I am still alive even though that may be hard for some of you to believe thanks to the lack of updates and such but I must remind you that I did kinda warn you that I'm a slow updater. Even though I guess I am kind of pushing it. I'm still not promising anything but I am trying my somewhat hardest to get either a story updated or a new one published before September. That's a little under three months away... so let's see how this turns out. And if nothing happens by then I give you permission to curse me to wherever makes you happy. Just remember that murder is illegal in many areas and should be avoided at all cost (unless it's for the greater good of a story in which case you can only kill the fictional characters within it :D)

Things about me (not that many of you even care TT-TT): Well as you can probably guess by my username, my [nick]name is Brie. I was born in November, which makes me a scorpion (something I've very proud of for some odd reason). I spend most of my free time playing video games, watching J-dramas and K-dramas (haven't really been watching much anime lately DX), or daydreaming about stories I can write, all of which it seems that I never have as much time as I would like to do. I was in the process of learning Japanese, but I'm even slacking off in that too, most likely because now I'm on my own and teaching it to myself and have no one to make sure that I'm actually studying like I should. With this said, I would like to point out that I am a procrastinator because sometimes it's just way easier to be lazy than do work. I guess that would explain why it takes me forever to update my stories. It's not that I'm not working on them, it just takes me forever to get motivated enough to write something that isn't a complete and utter pile of embarrassing crap. But I am trying!! So give me some props.

Favorite Yaoi Pairings: (Seme/Uke)

Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto/Sasuke, Kakashi/Iruka, Itachi/Kyuubi/Itachi, Itachi/Sasuke/Naruto, Kakashi/Naruto/Sasuke, Kyuubi/Sasuke/Naruto
Kingdom Hearts: Riku/Sora, Leon/Cloud, Axel/Roxas
DN Angel: Dark/Daisuke
Death Note: L/Light
Fullmetal Alchemist:Roy/Ed
The World Ends With You: Neku/Joshua/Neku
Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core: Zack/Cloud, Zack/just about every guy in the game X3
Inuyasha: Inuyasha/any guy in the show

Favorite Heterosexual Pairings:

Gokusen:Shin/Kumiko
Inuyasha:Inuyasha/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, Sesshoumaru/Rin
Final Fantasy X & X-2: Tidus/Yuna
Witch Hunter Robin: Amon/Robin
Naruto: Kakashi/Sakura, Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura

Types of FanFics I Like to Read:

Yaoi, angst, horror, mystery, supernatural, suspense, shota, teacher/student relationships, AU, love triangles, humor, Mpreg, drama & romance
Note: I do not approve of shota in real life. Just in fictions.
So if you have any stories that match this list or any of the pairings above, just tell me and I'll do my best to check them out :)

About Stories:

Total words archived : 136,977 words.
Average number of words per story : 17,122

Complete Stories

Why A Human? (Naruto)
Pairing: Sasuke/Naruto
Chapters: 17

Don't Lose Me As We Drift (Naruto)
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke
Chapters: 7

Short Stories

Konoha's Little Angels Day Care Center (Naruto)
Pairing: Sasuke/Naruto

The Just Right Night Ending (Kingdom Hearts)
Pairing:Riku/Sora

Blocking Out A Bother (Naruto)
Pairing: Sasuke/Naruto

In-progress

When The Voiceless Can Sing (Naruto)
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke
Rating: Teen
Genre: Romance/General/Drama
Chapters: 17
Updated: June 22, 2011

The King Of Pop (Naruto)
Pairing: multi pairings
Rating: Teen
Genre:multi genre
One-shots: 3/??
Updated: March 16, 2010

Troublesome Fox(Naruto)
Pairing: Sasuke/Naruto
Rating: Teen
Genre: Romance/Drama/Humor
Chapters: 3
Updated: November 13, 2010

Next Stories Expected to Come Out (not in this order)

Taxi Cab Service(Naruto)
Pairing:Sasuke/Naruto
Rating: Teen or Mature
Genre: Romance/Drama/hints of Angst/little Suspense

Batty Classmates (Kingdom Hearts)
Pairing:Riku/Sora
Rating: Teen
Genre: Supernatural/Angst/Mystery/Suspense

All Thanks To A Dear Student(Gokusen)
Pairing:Skin/Kumiko
Rating: Either Teen or Mature
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Romance/Friendship/Angst

I Feel 'I Need You' (Naruto)
Pairing: Sasuke/Naruto
Rating: Teen or Mature
Genre: Angst/Drama/Hurt/Comfort

Call Me When You're Lonely (Naruto)
Pairing: Sasuke/Naruto, Neji/Naruto, Sasuke/Sakura
Rating: Just barely teen
Genre: Romance/Drama/Angst-y/Friendship

Other stuff

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-“In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.” - Michael Jackson (R.I.P. TT-TT)

-"In order to understand my train of thoughts you'll have to put yo self in my position you can't expect me to think like you cuz my life ain't like yours" - T.I.

-"Looking to find, a way through the day the life for the night. Dear lord you've taken so many of my people I'm just wondering why you haven't taken my life. Like what the hell am I doing right?" -Lil Wayne

-"You can teach someone what character is. You can tell them 'do this! Do that' but at some point, the gifts need input, intuition, dreams. One needs to be the freedom to dream, then act on it. Even if you don't have a dream of your own, you can give dreams to others- help them to fulfill their dreams!" -Red Stevens (The Ultimate Gift)

-"Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a round room and told me to sit in the corner. Corner? I couldn't find a corner! That bugged me. Bugs? I hate bugs. They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once..."

-"...about me suffering from 'lovestick-ness' with you. You are a disease where you stick to me known as 'lovestick-ness'" -Wakaba (Zenkai Girl)

-"Maybe it's just like alphabet soup in the toilet, except, instead of noodles it's blood and it just spells out 'swag'... Ew, sorry for putting that image in your head!" -MirokuSangoRule (Youtube user)

-"Do not stop if you get tired- just faint."

Interesting Quotes From Fanfictions

-Seeing your mother of all people wearing nothing but stick-on rhinestones telling you he 'wants to take a ride on your discostick' as he practically pole dances in front of you is a VERY traumatizing experience. -A Deceiving Misconception by Lolerskatez

-Suddenly, there was a loud clunk and a squawking noise, and both our heads snapped to look at the window beside my bed. A very fat pigeon had just flown straight into the glass, and was now slowly sliding down, leaving a trail of what looked like bird crap in its wake. Right before it completely slipped out of sight, it squawked again and seemingly unstuck itself from the window, flapping its wings and fling away in a very squiggly path, obviously dazed. -Online by Juura99

-These kids were even worse than demons! They were like... like... demonic penguins! -Oh For The Love of Math! by Sasuke_Uzumaki_83

-Five minutes into the drive to school, I felt an extremely large fart coming on. Looking at Sasuke, I thought about just letting it rip and letting him suffocate on it for his earlier jab at my intelligence. However, I didn't want to sit and steam in my own fart either. So shifting in my seat I tried to hold it in. We were about ten minutes from school. I could handle it. Two minutes later...I was not handling it very well. It felt as if the fart was building up in my ass, just dying to plow through and bomb our nasal passages with its noxious scent. Squirming in my seat, I turned my head towards Sasuke and grunted. -Popular by smartcat

-"Hey Kairi, can you do me a favor?"..."Um, sure, what do you need?"..."Please for the love of god, either wear something under your skirt or shave your firecrotch." -Flibbertigibbet by SloaneKato