Well, this is my eighth fanfiction. I like to thank all my devoted readers and those of you who review. I love you all!

Disclaimer: I'm with Darkalbino! Lets all work together and overpower Kishimoto so we can turn Naruto into an all yaoi SasuNaru sex anime! (Crickets Chirp) ME: T – T

I'll never own Naruto!!!

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Chapter 1: Every Other Day

'Another A? Damn, that was just a little too easy.'

Naruto smiled smugly to himself as he clutched his latest English test. He was a natural at tests, and being fluent in the language did have its advantages.

Naruto had everything he could ever want-a strict but caring father, a cool older brother, many good friends, popularity, good grades, money, and the perfect girlfriend. Not to mention he was blessed with dashing good looks. All the girls swooned when he walked past them in the hallway; all gawking at his spiky golden locks outlining his deep azure eyes. Even his skin was a perfect sun-kissed tan.

That's right, Naruto Uzumaki was perfect. Everyone in Konoha High knew this to be true.

The bell rang signaling the end of 4th period. Naruto stuffed his test paper into his backpack and headed out towards the rendezvous point, where he met up with his friends for lunch. However, since recently, he didn't get to eat much. He stayed for only a few minutes before being pulled by his girlfriend, Sakura, into a bathroom stall or a janitor's closest to make out. A time, he often looked forward too with unbearable anticipation.

The meeting point was a bench out in the school's courtyard. Only the richest of the rich or the popular of the popular were allowed to sit on the said bench. It was where Naruto ate his lunch everyday since he arrived at Konoha High.

'No one's here yet? Am I that earl-?' Naruto never got to finish his thought when something latched onto his neck from behind. Normal people would have struggled against a perpetrator, but Naruto knew who it was right away and laughed silently to himself.

"Naruto! I haven't seen you since History class! Don't you know how much I missed you?" Sakura cried as she jumped onto his back, forcing him to give her a piggyback ride.

"I can imagine a lot, right?" Naruto put his arms around Sakura's thighs and carried her willingly over to the bench where they'd await for the others. "But it couldn't have been as much as I missed you. I love you so much." Naruto whispered behind him for Sakura to hear alone.

"Oh, Naruto! That is so sweet!" Sakura giggled but soon whispered back into the blonde's ear to the point her warm breath made Naruto tremble in delight. "I love you more though, so I had to have missed you more!"

"Impossible. There is no way you love me more." ((A.N.: OMG! Just typing up this classic example of mushy stuff is making me sick!))

"Please stop or go away. I won't be able to eat if you two are doing that the whole time." A voice spoke from behind them. Naruto turned, taking Sakura with him to see Kiba as he approached them, Akamaru barking happily on top of his messy brown hair. Beside him walked the rest of the gang-Neji, Hinata, Temari, Gaara, Ino, Rock Lee, and Shikamaru. They were all the richest and most popular teenagers attending Konoha High.

"Yeah, that's just gross. We don't want to see that." Ino's face twisted almost like she was in pain. "Get a room already."

Sakura smirked at Ino, her best friend, in a haughty way. "You know you're just jealous." The bubblegum pink haired girl snuggled closer to Naruto, rubbing her cheek across his strong broad shoulder while fondling his chest with her left hand. "I've got the best boyfriend in all Japan and you're stuck with no one."

Ino snorted. "Oh please! It's not really official. You two haven't even had sex yet."

"As far as you know!"

"You haven't Sakura. You would have called me right afterward to give me all the amazingly juicy details if you did. Admit it!"

Sakura's face turned a bright shade of pink similar to her hair and then she held up her middle finger, ultimately telling Ino to fuck off. Ino laughed as she combed her long blonde hair effortlessly with her fingers, almost like an after thought. Before she could remark on Sakura's rather vulgar hand gesture, she was cut off by Kiba's boisterous voice. "You've never had sex before?!" his laugh rang vociferously throughout the school campus, making a few students turn to see what was going on. "Man, then why are you saying you love each other? You don't know what the other tastes like yet."

"Dude, that's like, so gross." Ino said rolling her eyes at the ragged boy next to her. It was rare for any of the others to speak. Neji tended to just listen, throwing in his few cents here and there. Calling Hinata a nervous wreck wouldn't truly describe her nature, but only skim the surface. Hinata never spoke. Whenever someone made a comment to her, she would turn as red as a beet, then hide her face under her sweatshirt. The only reason she was part of this cool crowd was because Neji was her cousin. The only time Gaara spoke was when he was threatening someone. The only time Shikamaru spoke was to complain about something. Temari usually spoke, but she was too busy checkout some guys to really know what was happening in the group lately. And Rock Lee spoke more than anyone, but he had a sore throat lately, since he got kicked in the throat at his latest Karate competition.

Suddenly, Temari rejoined into the group long enough to say to the others, "Hey look! The trash is finally being taken out."

They all knew instantly what Temari was talking about. It was the small gang made up of rejects that happen to also inhabit the same school as them. They were known as the Sons of Darkness. Shino Aburame, Haku Mimoto ((A.N: I know that it is not really Haku's last name, but he doesn't really have a last name, so I made one up.)), and Sasuke Uchiha. Why where they called the Sons of Darkness do you ask? Because they are famous or should I say infamous for their jobs they complete only in the dead of night. They each had their own nicknames too. Shino was called the 'Secret Agent', Haku was 'Hidden Mist', and Sasuke (the most infamous of them all) was 'The Geisha'.

It was obvious why they were given their nicknames. Shino never showed his face, not to anyone. It was said that Haku would suddenly show up and disappear just as quickly. And Sasuke's much too pale face, raven black hair, and his girly-curvy body gave him an elegant geisha look. This also explains their nature.

All three were prostitutes.

"Did you hear that they are going to go to the party tonight too?" Sakura murmured, her voice a bitter-edged sword of complete loathing focused completely towards the trio. No one could doubt that they were all beautiful. But that didn't make the matter better. They're still whores. Outcasts. It would be better if they were not part of their civilized society. Naruto watched as Sasuke sat underneath a tree. His friends followed him and they took their seats on either side of him.

Like every other day, Sasuke's movements were like fluid, moving in a smooth flow with unobtainable grace that only Sasuke possessed. It was such an amazing poise that it never ceased to intrigue those people around him. If there was anyone in this world that could make every man, woman, and child look at him when he walked into a room, it was Sasuke. All the more reasons he is 'The Geisha'.

Like every other day, Sasuke pulled out a pack of cigarettes from his back pocket, offering anyone around him who craved a smoke. Only Haku and some other random guy took one of the sticks that he presented. Sasuke pulled one out of the pack for himself before placing the rest back into his back pocket. Over half the student population was staring at the raven in a daze as he began to play with his silver lighter. Over and under, the bright metal moved across his fingers then back again. The black orbs that were his eyes danced as they followed the little object that moved between his fingers. He stopped after a few minutes only to light his and Haku's cigarettes, and then the lighter was also hidden in his back pocket so the owner could take big huffs of his light cigarette.

And like every other day, Naruto watched him in fascination. Not because he was attracted (though he was in a way like everyone else at Konoha High), but because Sasuke had an aura around him that gave Naruto the feeling of an air of mystery. It made Naruto want to walk over and talk to him. Just to see what he is like.

But, like every other day, he did no such thing. Instead, he talked with his friends and later joined Sakura in an empty classroom and made out.