Well, I’m one of those common FF authors that updates their stories like once a never. I have tons and tons of ideas swimming around in my brain, but I’d always get so tired of typing it all out (talk about motivation, geez!). But once I start an updating-streak, it can go on for a couple of glorious months before I become lazy again, so enjoy those while they last. And plus, I DO have other life priorities I need to fulfill…

LOVES/HATES (respectively): singing/bitchy sopranos, Broadway/Frat parties, writing/no REVIEWS!!! (hint, hint!), violin/tuning, rain/sun, dancing/toe blisters, ultimate Frisbee/sweaty clothes, stuffed animals/lumpy pillows, PANDAS!!!/spiders, math/English, having fun/having nothing to do, REVIEWS!!!/no updates…

CURRENT.PROJECTS

I am currently trying to rewrite and repost all of the stories that I’ve already published. Seriously, some of my work seriously makes me want to slap myself. I don’t want to be ashamed of my work, so I apologize in advance to all those who are expecting big updates.

(Also, I would highly suggest some of my readers to take another look at my stories after they have been republished. On some stories I will even take review suggestions and change parts of the original plot.)

HIATUS!!!

The Umbrella: This was my first VK fanfic. I reread it and realized that it was a complete disaster. I’m not even sure if the story was supposed to go anywhere. And plus, I wrote this when I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL! This story WILL BE TAKEN OFF and majorly fixed! WARNING: there will be severely alterations so that only hints of the original plot will remain.

REQUESTS!!!

Okay, so here’s the deal, there are some stories that I want to read, but haven’t really found any (or not enough) good ones on FF. If you can fill any of these requests, please do! I promise a review in return :) (Hint: you can also recommend one of the stories you’ve already written!)

Vampire Knight – KainXRuka

Harry Potter – JamesXLily

Bleach: GinXMatsu

You can make it any theme you want as long as it has good grammar and lacks the Mary Sue crap. ORIGINAL CHARACTERS ONLY!!!

Also, I answer to other people’s requests, so if you would like a story written by me feel free to PM me. Here’s a list of requests I have/am going to completed (NOTE: if you submit a request, be sure the pairing/couple is under the list below):

To Make You Smile: ShikiXRima, VK. For shikixxrima

There will be two more stories coming out later, one focusing on KainXRuka (VK) and the other on ByakuyaXHisana (Bleach).

PORTFOLIO:

(COMPLETED.STORIES)

Droplets of Love: ShiMa, VK – soon-to-be under revision

The Saltwater Room: ShiMa, VK – soon-to-be under revision

Photo Album: JuuriXHaruka, YuMe, VK – there will be at least one added scene!!! SURPRISE!

Three Nights of Torture: ShiMa, RuKain, YuMe, VK – soon-to-be under revision

To Make You Smile: ShiMa, VK – currently under revision

(CURRENT.STORIES):

The Umbrella: ShikiXRima, VK. Rewriting!

Melting Ice: HitsuHina, Bleach. Chapters will be taken down and rewritten.

A Healthy Dose of Jealousy: IchijouXRima, ShikiXRima, VK. Revising. Prepare for chapters to be taken down.

The Host Club Starts to Read Fanfiction Stories: chapters will be taken down for revision.

(UPCOMING.STORIES):

Lapis Lazuli: rukain, VK

A Thousand Cherry Blossoms: ByaXHisa, Bleach

OTHER.Kellen.SHOUT-OUTS

If you would like to become a staff for my Vampire Knight community, send me a PM, leave a comment on one of my stories, or just do something so I would know ;) I will look through your profile page to see if you’re adequate for the community.

Also, feel free to add any of my stories to all of your communities out there. :)

EXTERNAL.LINKS

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Writer's Mary Sue Test

FAVORITES.PAIRINGS (NOTE: pairings that are not listed below I WILL NOT write a story on):

Vampire Knight: ShikiXRima, KainXRuka, KanameXYuuki, RidoXJuuriXHaruka

Bleach: IchiRuki, HitsuHina, GinXMatsumoto, ByakuyaXHisana

MeruPuri: AramXAiri!!

Fruits Basket: HiroXKisa, RinXHaru,

Ouran High School Host Club: tamakiXharuhi, tamaki&kyouya (no slash)

Kaichou wa Maid-sama!: misakiXtakumi

Spirited Away: ChihiroXHaku (duh!)

Twilight: AliceXJasper (note: I am NOT a Twilight fan, but I love Alice and Jasper far too much)

Harry Potter: LilyXJames, Jily (I am currently going through one of those obsessive phases where I fall in love with this pair and subconsciously lust after James)

Hunger Games: KatnissXPeeta, FinnickXAnnie

PLEASE READ THIS before sending in a request!!! Any other pairing NOT present on this list will NOT be accepted!!!

Tips: How to Use FanFiction Succesfully! (Credits to: Princess Kitty1)

- When reading a story, check the published date and the date of the most recent update.

- Read the author's notes!

- Visit the author's profile for info on whether or not they may be on hiatus, how to contact them, and other useful things.

- If an author's work has gotten fan art and they link to it, please comment on the artist's piece!

- Always, ALWAYS, ALWAYS ask permission if you want to do a translation or something else.

- Help your favorite authors: If you find a plagiarized work (in other words, a copy/translation of a story that does not state permission granted by the author),contact the original author FIRST. Check their profile page to see if they have given permission there before messaging them. Allow them to handle the reporting.

- Do not flame. EVER. If you don't like something, you don't have to read it. This goes triple for things like shipping wank. (If you ship Ichigo x Orihime, for example, don't make an idiot of yourself by flaming an Ulquihime author who may even be a multi-shipper.

Reviewing is polite. :D

When reviewing, don't just tell the author that you liked the story or chapter, tell them what you liked about it. Constructive criticism is very helpful to an aspiring writer, but go about it nicely, and if the author says not to give it to them, don't. NEVER ATTACK AN AUTHOR THROUGH A REVIEW (like commenting to tell them that they're stupid)Because honestly, would you go up to a random stranger on the street and insult them, without even knowing them? Would you like someone to do that to you?

- Be grammatically correct. Whether in writing a story, leaving a review, or contacting an author. It is nice on the eyes and considered polite.

- Don't EVER harass an author about updates. If we have not outright stated that the story is on hiatus or has been dropped, we're probably just busy in that scary world outside of our bedrooms.

FANFICTION.MESSAGE.BOARD

5.21.12 I seriously apologize for my LACK OF updates. I am still trying to edit all my past one-shots. A Healthy Dose of Jealousy is finally being written; I will make sure Shiki falls head-over-heels for Rima :) because they are ADORABLE together! I am also beginning a new HP fanfic (I know, pretty terrible of me) which I hope some of you will check out once it is published (the chapters are ridiculously long, so it might be awhile). Again, I apologize for the wait. For random drabbles, don't hesitate to check out my tumblr.

2.28.11 It has been so long since I've actually been working on my stories!!! This is so exciting! :) I would have to let you guys know that I'm super busy, but I will try to update some my stories that I haven't even bothered to look at for over a year. A Healthy Dose of Jealousy is first, then hopefully Melting Ice. I'd better get some reads and reviews! :P

8.24.10 Currently under the process of revising all of my stories! My writing style has dramatically changed and I figured it would be awesome if I went back and edited some of my earlier stories before I post new ones.

7.28.10 New Pen Name!!! Bewitched.Forever.Lilies!!! I like it _ It's about time I came up with something new :D

6.26.10 Hey! I'm back! I'm thinking about updating sometime soon. It's been so long since I've been back _ Yay!

1.1.10 HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!! To celebrate, I have written another VK fanfic (ShiMa)! Be sure to check it out and review it! The story was a special request from shikixxrima. Review please! They inspire me!

12.30.09 Host Club story is up! Like I promised!

12.27.09 Melting Ice is up, just like I promised! And I promise the story for Ouran's Host Club will be be no later than Wednesday of next week. Thanks for all your patience, guys! I really appreciate it!

12.26.09 I am thoroughly proud of myself for updating A Healthy Dose of Jealousy. The third chapter is up and it definitely wouldn't hurt to read it, right? So, I'm currently working on the next chapter for Melting Ice and The Host Club Starts to Read Fanfiction. Wait patiently for me, guys!! I promise I WILL get it updated...no matter how long it's gonna take!

12.21.09 FINALS IS OVER!! And I have officially passed all of my classes with straight A's!! WOOHOO!! So now, I'm currently writing stories in preparation for Christmas and New Years!! I promise a lot of updates over the next few weeks...well, until classes are back...

12.10.09 The week of finals. No time to do anything.

11.27.09 You might notice that I currently haven't updated anything...well, it's because I'm currently working on my new project: "Cleaning up all of my stories." Yes, for this project, I'm taking stories that I've already written and making them better. It's kinda stupid, but I find the necessity in my time to accomplish this task. You may ask me: Why? Well, because a lot of people read stories that I write so long ago and now that I've read them, the only thoughts that go through my head as I read is, "Oh god, these stories suck, I can't believe they're still getting fans and reviews." Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but let me know what you think of this project. PM and tell me if you think it's completely stupid or if you believe it's for a good cause. Many thanks.

11.2.09 YAYS! I have finally updated my stories! What are you doing, reading this lame profile page when you could be reading "A Healthy Dose of Jealousy"? Read that, or I would be worried for your well being. :D

09.29.09 I'm really sorry I haven't been able to keep update with any stories whatsoever. You know me, I update once a never when I'm not busy like crazy -_- Anyways, lately I've been having obsessive impulses to read and write KainXRuka fanfiction. (uh-oh, new favorite pairing? but I've always like them) So if I post new chapters or ONESHOTS it's going to be KainXRuka or ShiMa (oh, I will always love ShiMa)!

08.04.09 'K, currently, my profile page is going under reconstruction so that's why you might see changes everyday. I don't even know why I feel like doing this, but I can't help myself. I guess I can also update my story status here too just so it's not a place for random crap. So, currently, I've thought up of another ONESHOT for rukain! It's not going to be posted anytime soon unless I finish my AP English stuff first. As for my other stories...I haven't started the next chapter for any of them, so...sry...

C. L. Kellen