Hi.I'm Songsiren

Mission: To invade your minds! Mwahhaaaaa!

Likes: pizza, ice cream (sweet snow), writing (duh! why do you think i'm here?), reviews, wolves, reviews. I also really really like reviews.

Dislikes: Non-reviewers, people who hunt wolves, headaches, writer's block (double duh.)

Okay, so as you can see above, I need reviews! Check out some of my stories, though. Even if you don't like them or never watched or heard of what they are about, I'm usually good about making the character's personality stand out.

Gender: Girl

Age: Too young to drink; old enough to know that there is nothing wrong with loving Barney. Too juvenile to vote; too mature to think boys are gross. Too infantile to see the world in black and white; too aged to think the world is butterflies and flowers. Too... you know what, screw it, I'm a five thousand year old super demon.

Favorite Movies:

Howl's Moving Castle

Princess Mononoke

Spirited Away

Castle in the Sky

Pirates of the Carribean 1&2&3 (1 was the best)

The Phantom of the Opera

The Prince of Eygpt

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Treasure Planet

Favorite Shows:

Blood Plus

Trinity Blood (Love this show)

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama (Pretty much the mindless shows)

Gunslinger Girl

Yuyu Hakusho (haven't seen this for years)

House M.D.

Gene Simmons Family Jewels

Lots more, but can't think of them now... erg... no more NightQuil before computer... just kidding.

Favorite Music:

Queen

Meatloaf

Bon Jovi

Billy Joel

Greenday

ACDC

Nickleback

Three Day's Grace

Within Temptation

Dilana

Linkin Park

Nightwish

Favorite Books:

Peeps (read this if you want to know things about yourself you don't want to know. Had even me saying gross throughout the book.)

Bartimaeus Trilogy (that guy is awesome)

Inheritance Series

DragonSpell, DragonQuest, DragonKnight

Redwall series

Clovermead (I actually think that this author is dreadful and fails to make her characters any good at all. She has a twelve-year-old speaking better than most adults and doesn't realy understand any part of human instinct at all. Example: When a bear comes at a twelve year old girl who has never seen a bear before, what does the girl do? Run! She doesn't sit there and say 'cool'. The only reason I like this book is because of the semi-interesting plot line.)

Wicked

Favorite Authors:

Edgar Allen Poe (None of you comment on this one! This guy is cool!)

Christopher Paloni

Brian Jaques

Scott Westerfield

Johnathan Stroud

Gary Paulson

Stuff

I love Foamy the Squirrel. If you don't know who he is, then go to Youtube right now... hey! Are you even listenting to me? Right now, get on Youtube... you know what, I'll help you. (grumbles to self: Stupid human-monkey) Go to that little box up in the corner that says tab (If you're on AOL, you're not even reading this cause you are still waiting for the freaking page to load) NOW! You little monkey! I told you, go to the little tab! you know what, no don't. Don't go because you obviously don't want to. Instead you can go to hell!

I love Sarah Silverman. She's so funny and its hard to find funny femal comdians.

I say dude a lot. And curse in every couple of sentences...

My favorite pirate ever is Anne Bobby. She can shoot as well as any man, was captain of a ship for a little while, and was just plain awesome!

Squirrels are out to rule the world. Foamy the Squirrel is their leader. We shall all bow down to squirrley wrath!

I love my friends... no you can't have there names. Get away from me you human-monkey pedophile!

My description of Orochimaru is a pedophile with a bad haircut.

That monkey stole my bannanna! (Runs after monkey)

My Favorite Quotes:

A Quote from my personal story:

"Evil cannot be defeated, only beaten down for awhile" she said quietly.

"So what do you suppose we do?" He asked.

"Beat it with a stick."

Yep, that's from me.

A conversation between me and my nameless friend:

"I am the only one who can be pesstimistic with a smile."

"Pesstimistic with a smile?"

"Yes. We are all going to die in a pointless war, or kill ourselves with our own need. (from global warming.)" Smiles real big.

A conversation from 'Myobi' between Kankuro and Temari, while looking at Takira, who is hanging upside down:

"What's she doing?"

"I have no clue."

"Can I poke her with a stick?"

"Where are you going to get a stick, Kankuro?"

"I can think of a few places..."

Wham!

A conversation between me and a very annoying, encouraging person after I failed three times to do something:

Them: "When you fail you should get back on the horse and try again"

Me: "Well, I'll get back on the horse the second time, hell, I'll even get back on the horse a third time (after cursing at it)... but there is just a point where that horse has to go to the glue factory)

An icon:

She's my best friend. You break her heart, I break your face.

Somthing:

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says...
"Oh shit...the Bitch is awake!!"

My Favorite Fanfiction Authors... Dude! Why don't you just scroll down to the edge of the page. No, I don't care that your finger hurts from my extremly long profile... well, those mouse cuts are kind of uncomfortable but... Screw you! If you want to know who my favorite authors are you can go see for yourself!

Dude.

Stuff I hate in Stories

Damsel in distress- ugh, way overdone plot. Been over it since Scooby Doo. God, some of you peoples make girls look like they can't stand up for themselves at all

Knight in shinng armour- Same reason as above.

O.O.C._ I don't mind a character being a little out of character, but come on people. If someone just jumps into a story and had Sesshomaru smiling or Will murdering Jack (though I can see that happening, it would mke me die a little inide) they have to do something to explain that.

Favortie Pairings:

Inuyasha/Kagome- little overdone, but who doesn't like the classics.

Sesshomaru/Kagome (some of the stories are really good, espcially Field of Flowers)

Sesshomaru/Oc- only if the Oc is good.

Gaara/Oc- No one will understand or like him except a very good Oc... hmm...

Howl/Sophie- Howl is very very cute

Ashitaka/s... can't remeber how to spell her name

Haku/Chihiro- haku's cute 2

Will/Elizabeth- even though he's too good for her and she's flighty, I can't see her with someone else.

Haji/Saya

Abel/Esther- They are like the best couple ever!

Lacey/Cal- from Peeps. She doesn't have much of a choice, now does she? Unless she wants to kiss the cat. Again.

Kale/Bardon- DragonSpell series. Awesome.

Clovermead/Sorrel. Blue markings on face guy who talks niceley. To me, he sounds hot... sorry to any guys who are reading this and are now scarred for life.

Kitty/Nathnaiel- Too bad he's dead

Fieyro/Elphaba- They never found is body.

Least Favorite Pirings:

Kikyo/Inuyasha- Unless it is to bring Kagome and Sesshomaru together, I want no part in it.

Kagura/Sesshomaru- he's too good for her

Sophie/Justin-works as a one-sided Justin longing,

Gaara/Ino or Sakura or Tenten or... any of them- None of the Naruto females work with Gaara unless it is Hinata, and even then it has to be a really really good writer

Jack/Elizabeth- she's too sensitive for him.

William/Elizabeth- like I said before, he's to good for her. Back off sister, he's mine.

Abel/Tres- Are they even allowed by the church to do that? Mind you, I'm not Christian, so I don' know, but eww! Abel has too much personality to be wasted on Tres.

Note: I decided to do a story on deviantart. Anyone who likes my stories probably would like that, but I promise that this story is probably a lot better than the stories on fanfiction. My penname on there is 'elpmip' and keywords for it are 'fallon', 'warrior', 'moon', 'sun', and 'fortress'. You'll probably have to enter all of them in. After that, you will probably have to go into my gallery to find the prologue and read it in order. So, here's a summary:

Men have attacked the Fortress of Stars. After a night of terror and confusion, only a woman, Fallon, and her daughter escape the massacre. Alone and afraid, they flee to the Fortress of Stone.
Now, Fallon must try to become a part of the Fortress' daily life, but the residents are scornful of both her and her daughter, who is more than meets the eye. At the same time, Fallon must wrestle with her depression from her husband's and her family's death. With no respite from either, Fallon slowly begins to question her faith and her sanity.