Updating these author profiles gets to be a chore sometimes, and I only write one so when I review your work, there's something for you to see when you click on my username (if you click on my username).

There's not much to tell, really. I created an account back in November of 2001, and surprised myself by the number of stories I actually managed to write. I was further surprised by the fandoms I acquired over time, too. (Most notably, NCIS).

In regards to NCIS, I am sorry to disappoint the host of you who will only read Tony/Ziva (no matter how spork-worthy it might be) but I do not write shippy stuff. If that makes me persona non grata in NCIS circles, so be it.

I will not tell you how old I am, where I live, or what I do for a living.

I will not tell you my religious beliefs, my marital status, my sexual orientation, or my political affiliation. (Why would you want to know any of that stuff, anyway?)

I will not copy-and-paste endless "IF YOU AGREE WITH THIS POST IT IN YOUR PROFILE" crap.

Note to my readers: Thanks to all of you who like my stories enough that you click on that little drop-down menu and select 'Add to Favorites'. I am sorry I cannot thank you all individually.

It is my ultimate hope that I will complete those forever Work-In-Progress stories, because I don't start stories without having some notion of how they'll be concluded. I just get distracted, sidetracked, and sidelined by life events. If there's a story you've been following that has not been completed or updated in a while, I apologize. Your patience, I beg.

Like any other vain writer, I do like to hear from folks who've dared to read what I've written. However, I am not one of those people who will demand 'x' number of reviews before I'll update. That kind of demand is infantile and annoying. If you like my work enough to comment on it, my thanks and appreciation to you. If you like my work and don't feel like reviewing, that is also your prerogative. If you read my work and hate it, feel free to let me know all about it, too. (Or not, as the case may be.)

And for those of you that are curious, 'TesubCalle' is my so-called 'Star Wars' name. Not that I'm a huge Star Wars fan or anything, I just think it sounds neat.