Coyote Phillips
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Joined 10-05-04, id: 682474
Author has written 6 stories for West Side Story, Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, and La Femme Nikita.

Howdy, y'all. (me and my bad attempt at a southern accent.) I'm Mercedes Catalan, but call me Mercy, Cindie, whatever. (didja really think I'd give in and tell you people my real name? That's a secret and will be one as long as I'm a member here). My friends call me Indy due to my passion for basically all things related to archaeology (another big fat lie on my part). My dream is to visit my venerable ancestors' homeland of Great Britain & Ireland, but that's not happening anytime soon, unfortunately.

I rarely laugh when I'm reading or watching movies, but there are exceptions (see below list).

Books That Make Me Laugh Out Loud:

Most of Gordon Korman's books.

Everything is Illuminated, by Jonathan Safran Foer. Btw, the movie inspired by this book is definitely a must see and is the inspiration for my Hardy Boys story entitled "Dandelion Clocks". And on a side note, I am seriously considering renaming my she-horse Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. just because she's rather...deranged , a bit like the she-dog of the same name who's portrayed in the book. As it is, I'm calling her that when she gets ornery enough for me to call her by her full name (my fictional nickname), like the time last summer when she spooked and nearly beheaded me! Idiot horse. And the name of my horse is yet another big fat lie on my part.

Movies That Make Me Laugh Out Loud:

The Pink Panther movie where Clouseau is in China and gets caught in a fireworks warehouse...need I say more? (can't remember the title)

Everything is Illuminated (based on the book by Jonathan Safran Foer)

Hocus Pocus, which I only just saw last night (and it's not even Halloween for another six months). I mean, seriously. When witches fly around on vacuum cleaners, of all things...yeah.

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Noreen Kavanaugh, Irish Jet by celticleopardess reviews
Noreen Kavanaugh is an Irish immigrant living with her twelve sisters in NYC on the West Side and managing their grandpa, Doc's, store. Then Noreen meets Action, a member of the Jets...
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2005
Missing Since Monday by Angelicxox reviews
When Nancy suddenly goes missing, it is up to the Hardy Boys and her friends to find where she is and why she was taken. CHAPTER 16 IS UP! read and review :]
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,361 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/26/2005
Hotel Hostages by lightwarai reviews
Young Frank, Joe, and Nancy must figure out how to solve the mystery of boredom. But what happens when they find a REAL mystery? [Chap 4 UPDATED]
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 5/16/2006
Landmine by supernaturalsam reviews
CHAPTER 21 is up! The verdict is in... PLEASE REVIEW! COMPLETE!
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,774 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Complete
The Eyes Part Two by Fall Risk the Trash Panda reviews
Where Kybo left off....well it's about dang time....
Bonanza - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,996 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Complete
Dark Schemes, Darker Secrets by Emachinescat reviews
Fenton Hardy has a secret. A secret that causes an old man named Albus Dumbledore to appear on the Hardys' doorstep with disturbing news.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Museum Mystery by SnakeDude100 reviews
ONE SHOT Frank and Joe investigate a series of Museum Crimes for ATAC. I did this for school, so it had to be a one shot...Please R&R!
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Rememberance of a Wizard by Astronomy Geek reviews
From the day that she died, Kit had never smiled nor spoke her name aloud. She saved his and others lives, but she killed his soul the day she said goodbye. A bit of NitaKit if you pay close attention.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
Love, Lies and Assassins by wraithgirl2004 reviews
Frank Hardy starts going out with Taylor Westbrooke. Too bad she's an Assassin in Training that wants revenge for her father's death.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,889 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Frank H., Joe H. - Complete
Anybodys by Rire reviews
Spotlight on the only tough female in the movie. IxA Anybodys has a run in with some Sharks. oneshot
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Best For Everyone by JoAnnB reviews
While staying over in a small town, Curry runs into a woman from his past and the consequences of past decisions turn into serious trouble. #1 in the Wilde Hearts series
Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: T - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Complete
Emissary to Sherwood by Berserker Nightwitch reviews
Two modernday girls get sent back in time. They meet Robin Hood and his Merry Men. They also find love in the arms of outlaws. But what happens when they have to return to their own time? Final chapter up!
Robin Hood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Complete
Rebirth of the Counsel by Plagiarizing-Myself reviews
Luke sets out to pass on the ways of the jedi but feels he does not know enough of the jedi way to teach it. How will the jedi order survive?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Luke S.
Masks by Miss. Jenetari reviews
[Oneshot] Cinderella was never nice, caring, or gentle. In fact, she was greedy, and vain. Just one of the many vital points in the story that were warped. One stepsister muses about the truth after the wedding between the prince and Cinderella.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
What The Hell Is Going On? by Kitty Kat-chan reviews
-rated for langauge- Most of us have read stories of how a girl goes to the MASH unit and meets everyone. But what if it happened backwards? What if, instead, the MASH unit came to her? How will the surgeons of the 4077th react to 2004? -no romance-
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,572 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 6/25/2004
Anywnn by Aedyn Star reviews
A Story based in a kingdom where magic is prohited. Vague story idea, someday to be continued.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005
Wizard's Legacy by Alice Rakuen reviews
After discovering she is an Abdal, Beatrice Childs is given a choice by the Powers That Be; Give up her power forever or pass her power onto another wizard. She makes what she thinks is a wise choice, but she has done exactly what the Lone One wanted...
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005
Alone by hbwgonnabe reviews
Finished! A breakin leads to a missing person which leads each brother into a mystery of their own. New story not completely typed up yet so it will be about a week between postings.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,253 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Confession by katie janeway reviews
Detectives cheat death all the time. But occasionally, a criminal successfully kills one. Now, those left behind must pick up the pieces while the one responsible awaits punishment.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,776 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Frank H., Nancy D. - Complete
The Worst Nightmare by epalladino reviews
Story complete: Frank is very worried as Joe has problems dealing with the approach of the first anniversary of Iola's death. Please read and review.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Joe H., Frank H. - Complete
Fallen to Ashes by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
After the battle of Doriath, Maglor makes a terrible discovery. (One-shot. Rated for violence.)
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Complete
Aurë Alantië by Nyere reviews
I have been told this is a "sad" poem. You may be the judge of that.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Haldir
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Into the Wilds reviews
A wilderness survival course taught by the Grey Man during the spring semester at Bayport U seemed innocent enough. But during the summer one of the girls in the class is killed in front of Joe, leaving Frank wondering if the death is Network related.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2007
Dandelion Clocks reviews
CHAPTER 2 UP! A young Frank and Joe spend a week with their maternal grandparentsand while exploring discover that their grandparents harbour a secret that they don't want the boys to know about. Takes place when the boys are 8 and 10.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 11/15/2006
The Loose Ends reviews
Nikita gets assigned to a mission in her hometown. But is it the Section’s way of telling her that she’s targeted for cancelling? Please be patient with me, this is my first LFN fic!
La Femme Nikita - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2006
A Spattering of Rain reviews
My take of Frank and Joe’s reactions of the events of September 11, 2001.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Lammastide reviews
Remember how they always tell you that being in a lifeordeath situation always contains a part where your entire life flashes before you? It doesn’t happen that way. Nothing ever happens the way they tell you. Oneshot written in 15 minutes. [COMPLETE]
West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
What Chino Knew reviews
Just a little one-shot deal I pulled together in the equivalent of half an hour. From Chino's point of view from the moment he tells Maria how Bernardo died.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Complete