One-Shots No. 50 - Certain; Predestined; Inescapable; Unavoidable; Inevitable: Incapable of being prevented or evaded. Excerpt from Chapter: Yes, things had been destined to be a runaround for the both of them from the start. LxLight

Random Drabbles, some short, some long, all couples, inspired by random words and requests from readers. Please feel free to request drabbles.

Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!

Helm's Deep, before the battle. Legolas needs to write...

Roy and Ed are sleeping together, and everyone knows it! Everyone... except for Roy and Ed. :Eventual RoyEd, Humor:

Cleaning up and reposting. The dark!twin!Harry story that everyone feels they need to have their own version of.

In the cold dead of winter, three years after Elizabeth's death, Ciel finds warmth again. CielxSebastian

Young master? Could it really be his young master again, after all this time? After all of these years, this boy...reincarnated? Slight SebastianXCiel

Sha la la la la la, ain't that sad? It makes the fangirls mad that he won't kiss the boy. -Parody lyrics to 'Kiss the Girl.' SebxCiel, spoilers through the end of the anime. NOW WITH A REPRISAL!-

Atobe is too proud. Oshitari is too analytical. Sort it out boys! Some snapshots of Atobe and Oshitari's interaction during their 3 years at Hyoutei Junior High. Also with some pretentious Ancient Greek theme.

His wishes were fulfilled and the contract had terminated. All that was left was for the demon to claim the prize - Ciel Phantomhive's soul. But before the end, Ciel decides that he wants one more thing from that demon ... Implied Sebastian/Ciel ... sorta

“Are you afraid of death, young master?” “Of course not. Death only has one card to play. Life is much more terrifying, in my opinion. It has a full deck.” Ciel tries to draw the line between a demon and a mortal. SebaCiel.

‘Sebastian. Let me feel your heartbeat.’ Vignette.

Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!

Even though he's not quite dying yet, Ciel can see his life flashing before his eyes. SebastianxCiel oneshot.

A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R

A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R

E Caelo Nobis Vires... Our Strength Comes from Heaven. SebastianxCiel

Post-Apocalypse, Dean/Cas established relationship or as close as it gets Sam is completely on board with it ; the three of them go to a drive-in to see My Bloody Valentine.

am and Uriel make a bet to see who has the best stamina: Dean or Castiel. Things get intense. There could be eye-sex. (**NOTE** Story has been UPDATED as of 3/11/13: Edited and tweaked from its original form, for blatant epithet abuse and flow.)

Light reflects on L's names. Drabble LxLight yaoi. T for implied themes.

We all strive to die just to feel alive. SebastianxCiel oneshot.

Yuuri isn't sure he's happy about his new area of study, but everyone keeps insisting it's necessary. Eventual shounen-ai/yaoi. Yuuram.

Isn't it ironic that mirrors that have cracked and broken are the ones to gleam the most brilliantly of all? Sebastian x Ciel. Rated M for sexual content. Non-shota.

AU, TezukaFuji/ Fuji learns the hard way that it's probably not very smart to give Tezuka detention. A student/teacher romance inevitably ensues.

He wants to kiss him. Sebastian/Ciel.

“What I want,” Ciel said calmly, “is to eat chocolate sauce off of your chest, Sebastian.”

Apartment for Rent: 2DK HARAMACHI Chrome MeguroKu. It only made sense to become roommates. TezFu. Drabbles.

Snape learns why not to give the Weasley twins detention. Oneshot. No pairings.

Five times Wilson came back from a trip and how House greeted him. H/W slash.

LxLight Reversed AU. L may be the world’s greatest thief, but Detective Light Yagami is on to him. Pity L is so good at stealing things – including Light himself. COMPLETE.

TezukaFuji. Complete. Four-parter: Friendship is something they already have. But when Fuji finds out about Tezuka's secret, he tries to keep their friendship. Slowly, without even realizing it, he 'gets there' too.

A bored L is a scary thing... Crackish fluff for LxLight.

An afternoon in which Fuji attemtps to make Tezuka make buttons with him implied Tez/Fuji crackish

HPDM slash, oneshot. Aurors Potter and Malfoy are the best, but even they don't usually bring in traumatized, drooling criminals. It's up to Minister Shacklebolt to figure out what happened.

Lechero's not happy about Mahone fighting Michael's battles for him... Michael/Mahone

The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.

Harry wants to converse with Draco. Draco thinks Harry's gone 'round the bend. HPDM. Set after Deathly Hallows, but not compliant with the epilogue.

A reluctant Misaki was dragged through the hall, with emphasize on the word DRAG, by his beloved bunny. Pairing: Usagi/Misaki. Warning: BL, CRACK.

AU L/Light. He was just always there. In that little corner of the library, with his books, reading alone in his darkness. He was trying so hard to shrink out of existance, become unnoticable. Light couldn't help but notice.

When tragedy strikes Tokyo, the seventeen members of Seigaku and Hyoutei must join forces if they wish to survive. Some character death. Common pairings: TezuFuji, AtoJi, etc.

Draco doesn't like becoming older. Harry reassures him, giving Draco a better view on his supposed flaws. Prepare to drown yourself in fluff. Drarry.

Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.

I’m never a fag. But that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.

Fuji knew that Tezuka's life revolved around tennis and he was kinda clueless when it came to other sports... but not THAT clueless. TezuFuji oneshot.

Only when together were they both content. Drabbles, TezukaxFuji.

House and Wilson's relationship in fifty sentences. Mostly friendship but some are definitely implied slash.

Sequel to wrong to hope! Can also be read as a standalone! Legolas/Aragorn! Alright, I've splitted it in to two chapters, because it's becoming too long. Legolas/Aragorn getting closer to each other...

Fred and George visit the castle to have breakfast with some of their favorite people. Things start going down: secrets are spilled, loves confessed, and murderous intentions known. Sounds like quite the morning.

“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE

Light has succeeded in becoming Kira, and L is coming along for the ride. Watch as they struggle with awkward meetings, crazy paparazzi, and each other's boundless stupidity. Ah, the toils of ruling the world! AU, OOC-ness, Shounen-Ai, Crack. --ON HIATUS-

Fuji asked Tezuka if he could room with him. Tezuka agreed. A set of drabbles revolving on Tezuka and Fuji. Domesticity ahead. oneshot. rated T just to be safe. nothing much in it though.

Light and L overhear an interesting discussion between the rest of the task force. LxLight, oneshot.

This story will be a series of songfics with HPDM slash. Not kissy kissy slash, but relationship. The first is to a song by Rascal Flatts.

WARNING: Slash ONESHOT RLSB and Slight LEJP One by one, they all had fallen. So thus, each of them, one by one, reunite at Death's Place. Turns from bitter to sweet. :D Rated T for death. DH spoilers.

Legolas and Aragorn are not only caught by orcs, but held in a small, dark cave. Can they survive this ordeal?

Haven't you always wondered how CSIs would go about finding a literal needle in a haystack?

Eric couldn't stand Ryan. He didn't like him at all. Really.

ONESHOT. Severus attends Lily's funeral. Please R&R.

Harry finds a special gift to give to our resident Potions' Master. This is NOT what it sounds like. Oneshot, and funny. Please read.

Harry is out of school and living as an exterminator. He gets a call from Hogwarts about a thing that is massacring students. A one-shot.

Oneshot. 'You are not here anymore and those moments are only moments. I held you when you were breaking, but who will hold me now.' HD slash.

What if in the Cinderella story Kanata and Miyu did kiss? What would happen after?

Deathly Hallows SPOILERS. Set after Chapter 36. Harry realizes that he has some unfinished business with Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.

Harry spends the seventh book searching for and destroying the six horcruxes, only to be greeted by a nasty surprise when he goes to kill Voldemort. ONESHOT.

There’s only one way House and Wilson will ever be. HousexWilson, crack!fic.

Draco always talks. Harry almost never makes a sound. HD slash.

Set in American 1920s. Because of the latest fashion trend, Naruto gets mistaken for a girl a lot. His job as a waiter promises endless harassment and he is ready to maim all the men with salad forks, well, except for one...[SasuNaru, BL]

It's late at night. Harry can't sleep. He feels compelled to go to the rose garden. Who he finds there, and what he witnesses, will change his life forever. HPDM Slash.

One day, a stranger came between Fuji and Tezuka. What was he trying to do? FujiTezuka.

Kinomoto Sakura was a normal 18 year old girl. Except for one thing. She could see things. Things others couldn’t. Li Syaoran was a normal 20 year old young man. Except for one fact, he was invisible to everyone… everyone but a normal 18 year old girl. SS

Snippets of conversation between Light and Ryuzaaki in the shower. Fluff, slight LightL, oneshot.

For those of you who couldn't find the animated Prince of Tennis movie, or the whole spare hour to watch it, here's an condensed version made fun for your reading enjoyment! Rated for language. Now with Atobe's Gift.

Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. James, Peter and Sirius let Remus in on a little secret about what happens when he drinks. Remus decides to use this to his advantage ...

HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.

Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Remus feels mischievous and the boys play Word Association in the library because we all know Sirius can't say no to a challenge ...

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Sirius and Remus are supposed to be looking for toadstools for Madame Pomfrey, but a storm and an intersting conversation interrupts.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

The Mirror of Erised has not been removed from Hogwarts, merely moved. It dreams its slow, breezy dreams in a darkened room for years, until a young man finds it... Mild slash; Harry and Draco.

HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'