Sup. I'm not Bob Belcher, but I'm certainly BurgerBob.

I write fanfic now. And hopefully in the future.

I like these media-forms :

Bob's Burgers; Miraculous Ladybug; The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.; The Good Place; Gravity Falls; Star vs. the Forces of Evil; Rick and Morty; 13 Reasons Why; The Office; Stranger Things; Shameless; ALL Shrek movies (yes, including 3); Bee Movie (TOTALLY not for the memes...); Lorax (simply for the memes); A series of unfortunate events; Maximum Ride (graphic and novel); Ratatouille (thx spellcheck for that one); Megamind; Blades of Glory; Coming to America; Trading Places; The DUFF (movie and book); Every Marvel Movie I've seen (prob under 1/3); Star Wars (BABY YODA and I've been a fan since five); A lot of Netflix shows (can't name here for maturity reasons); Do Pewdiepie vids count?; Music-wise: In all my strength, I literally can't count high enough for the number of songs I've loved, but basically everything EXCEPT COUNTRY AND RELIGEOUS.

Other than that, I can't think of anything else, but there are undoubtedly more so, "Updating, I shall do"

Ones I will probably write fanfic for :

Bob's Burgers; Miraculous

Fanfictions I've already written/edited/finished :

Louise's Beginning by Frib (Edited and Finished by Me) (Bob's Burgers, T)

Brenda's Burgers (Genderswap AU Stories) (Bob's Burgers, T)

And, as a joke (but a beautiful one):

SEAL OR NO SEAL (the end of the world as we know it) (Misc. TV Shows, K)

Info :

Memes are Gucci. I'm always down to talk with somebody about any of the aforementioned shows so if ya wanna chat, all ya gotta do is PM me. if there's also anything else ya wanna chat about I'm usually kewl with that 2. As far as story recommendations go, I've only ever read Bob's Burgers and Miraculous stories, so that's what my Favs list is comprised of, so just go there if ya wanna read a gud story bout those shows.

Updates :

Thu, Nov 28, 2019 - Gobble Gobble. It's national eat turkey in celebration of a controversial 1800's peace dinner where I'm like 99% sure they actually ate deer or pheasant. Yay. And I'm spending this wonderful day by reading stories about my favorite non-CG animated ship, Louigan. Man, I don't think I've read an MLB fanfic in a few months, but I've been too invested in Louigan to care... I just made soooooooo many updates to my profile, but I'm done, after bout an hour. Alrighty; back 2 Don't Judge a Louise by Her Cover!

Fri, Nov 29, 2019 - I honestly thought I would update more sporadically, but lately I can't stop visiting this site! However, if I don't update for a while, I'm probably just diving into my 100-video watch-later list on YT...I've never been good at keeping up with those... IMPORTANTLY, I got to editing and writing Louise's Beginning (As much as I don't wanna, I think I just might change the name of the fanfic cuz I think it's just a bit cliche) chapters 1-7 and 8. Yesterday, I put a poll up asking if ya wanna help with the finishing of the story, so you can do that if it's still up by the time ur reading dis. OMG, I also finished Don't Judge a Louise by Her Cover and let me be the first to say: IT WAZ SOOOOOO GUD!!! It hasn't been finished yet, but (unlike Louise's Begining) that story is still in progress! If I'm saying that here, I guess I'll keep y'all updated on what I'm reading. See ya!

Sat, Nov 30, 2019 - Yep. I'm gonna try to do this every day now (Future me: HA.) Last night felt like getting a letter from a celebrity you wrote to as a child, and 20 years later, having them write back! Except for me, the celebrities were amazing fanfiction writers and I didn't have to wait even a day for someone to respond! Once I got one notification, they just all came flooding in! I truly feel as I met someone like Matpat or Danny Gonzalez in person! It really was that great, and who knows how many others will respond to me later? I'm gonna try to keep up with all the PMs as best I can, but If I don't get to yours fast enough, just keep writin' me 'til I do! Anyway, I'm not reading anything right now (cuz the YT vids just keep piling up!) but I might finish re-reading We Were Giants or start re-reading Louise's Debt (even though I finished it a week ago). Since I usually do these updates in the morning, I have to talk about what happened the previous day in the next update, so I might need to rethink how I'm doing that. I also don't want to pile-up my profile, so I'll make some changes.

Quick update: Thu, Dec 5, 2019 - So much for me doing this every day. Basically, I do one thing for a while then I stop. Not much more to it than that. I had some free time, so real quick update to say why I'm not updating and prob won't for a while. K gotta go bye.

Sun, Dec 8, 2019 - Soup dere, Mateys! I'm updatin' again, and this time not a quick update! But real quick, tho, before I get into the real reason for my update, while I was writing today's date, I realized how soon my birthday is! Time flies (when you're having almost-fun)! But now, I totally forgot to make an update when I published Brenda's Burgers! So basically what that's all about: I was bored, so I decided to look at more kewl Louigan art, but then, I was reminded of all the times I had looked up Adrienette or Ladynoir art, and how (almost every time) genderswapped versions of the characters had come up. So I tried searching first for some genderswapped Louigan, but I couldn't find anything, so I just looked for any kind of gender-swaps for any of the main cast. I looked for a while, but, alas, those beautiful would-be images eluded me...UNTIL! I just had the best idea: I could write some genderswapped fanfiction! (And draw it, too, but I didn't do that at the time.) So, yea. That's what Brenda's Burger's is. Just a conglomeration of different episodes, but genderswapped. Cool, right? Of course, the first one I wrote was "Ear-sy Rider" (cuz did ya expect any better of me?) but since, so far, I've only posted the first scene at the steps and skipped the one in the restaurant, Imma finna go bak and dew dat. I'm almost done, so that should be up today or in the near future. Man, this update sure is a long one, and I haven't even gotten to the second part! I'll try to sum this up so this doesn't become a 400-word update (cuz it's already at like 300): My real-life best friend and I (Dragonbl00d) were chatting last night, and since memes are our lifeblood, we basically made the best Deal or No Deal fanfiction ever! So that brings me to my second unexplained story: SEAL OR NO SEAL! While what's in that story is breathtakingly beautiful, It's super short, so you can breathe after you finish it with enough time to say: "I SURVIVED THE SEAL!" Alrighty, and last, but not least, what I'm reading:...nothing...ON FANFICTION! I was assigned this short story in class called, "Flowers for Algernon" and I finished it the same day I got it cuz IT WAZ SOOOOOOOOO GUD! A lot of you have probably read it, and if you haven't, you will eventually. I don't have the time or space on this update to talk about it, but It was really good. So I think that wraps-up my bout 450-word update, so Gucci bie. (AND REMEMBER, KIDS, TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL SUPER!)

Sat, Jan 5, 2020! - Well, it's been 3 days short of a month...(sorry Billy). Knowing myself, I probably should care my friend reads these, but to my surprise, I really don't! But anyway, HOLY FRICK I WROTE A LOT IN THE LAST UPDATE! I planned on writing a bit more than I did last time, but clearly I forgot how much I wrote. Currently, it's 3:38 (a.m., but I'm not usually up this late) as I'm writing this sentence, so I'm kinda interested in how long this takes me to write. Wow, even that took me 2 minuets...(I swear i'm not retarded, I just take ten hours to write anything). This is literally off the top of my head (and I have about 10 things I wanna write about), so if it's quite erratic and everywhere, that's why. Also, I'm going thru the YT playlist I'm so adamant about mentioning over and over again at the same time i'm writing this (and I'm just finishing a Kurtis Conner vid, if ya know who he is) so that might distract me a bit here and there. Imma start(?) with the thing I first wanna say: Happy new year, my dudes. Nah, I meant Happy new decade. Now, i'm just thinking 'bout that meme where it's like: "Dads: Finally, I have them all! [see you next week, month, year, and decade]". Since the last decade is almost my whole life since it's the only ten years I can actually remember, I'd basically be commenting on my entire life at once, so imma not do that, and instead, imma say that this last year was nothing short of noice. ANYWAY - another thing I wanted to write 'bout waz what I've been watching (since I haven't read since the beginning of winter). I usually binge YT, but within the last week only, I've binged (or still am bingeing) 4 shows. I won't go into depth 'bout all of them (kinda), but I'll just write what comes to mind when I think 'bout them. 1) Taskmaster: This is a British comedy where comedians compete in being the best at doing weird, random, and useless tasks that are hilarious to watch. While there's more to it then that, it's a pretty simple, yet insanely entertaining, concept. This is one of the ones I'm still watching (each ep is 45 mins. long, and there are 5-8 eps per season/series (which is what they call season in Britain), so it's taken a bit to watch fully). Wow, i'm using way too many parentheses...but u just gotta get used to it. 2) Beastars: This anime really is just Zootopia but with a new coat of paint that was just anime flavored. If u like anime and anthropomorphic animals (and maybe a furry), look it up and give it a watch. If not, i'd only recommend it to those who have some time to kill. I'd give it 7/10 only cuz of the hard work and (somehow) uniqueness of this 3d anime. Side note, again. it's been just short of 45 minuets since I first noted the time...I just might be a bit slow. Also, this IS gonna be longer than the last update. I'll probably update more frequently in order to not dump so much on the people who read these at once, but we'll see, won't we?!. 3) The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. Reawakened: Ok, and this is coming from a die-hard fan of the original anime, while it wasn't exactly what we fans thought we were getting from this (i.e.: 6 eps and only one taking place after the og show finale), it still is just as amazing as the original! For those who haven't seen Saiki, lemme tell ya, u r missin' the best Shonen Jump anime I've seen! Short synopsis from IMDb: Saiki Kusuo is a powerful psychic who hates attracting attention, yet he is surrounded by colorful characters who always find a way to remove him from his everyday life. It's a short synopsis, but the show really boils down to this. It's the funniest anime (possibly animated show) I've ever had the pleasure to lay eyes upon. I'd encourage literately anyone to watch it, then watch Reawakened. Back to reawakened tho, my fav ep by far is ep 6, which takes place immediately after the finale. It's everything fans wanted to come from the final eps of the show. The ones b4 it were gud too; new characters is always exciting. There isn't much more to sat 'bout reawakened, so go and watch the show (u don't even need to finish reading this, as long as u come bacc 2 it)! 4) Mob Psycho 100 ll: This anime, now, was watched by me because (like Beastars) came highly recommended and was actually the recommender's favorite anime ever. It certainly wasn't a letdown in that regard, and was really great at doing everything it tried to. I'm gonna need another pre-written synopsis here so, IMDb? Help me out: A psychic middle school boy tries to live a normal life and keep his growing powers under control, even though he constantly gets into trouble. This isn't the best summary, since it don't mention the hilarity and emo complexity it easily reaches. If u wanna kno more (which u should) i'd recommended u search for the videos that the youtuber/recomender of this show made: Mother's Basement. (I can't link u to it, cuz of fanfic site rules.) This show got me low-key bawlin' at the where best boi, Reigen became da most relatable dude eva. I'd rate solid 8/10 and if u watch the show, u'll c y. Oh, b4 I forget, I waz gonna tell i funny story but i'll spare u the time and write y I listed it as ...100 ll rather than one...It took me 8, 22 min eps to realize i waz watchin season 2 and not 1. That long. That might have affected my response to the show, but it waz still pretty comprehensible despite missin' the entire 25 ep first season. Finally, I'm done (@ 5:17) and now i'm drawing a blank about wut else i wanted to talk about. Wait! ALL STORIES ON HOLD 'TILL I WRITE AGAIN EVENTUALLY. There. That's it. I think. Might edit this l8r if I can think 'bout anythin' 2 writt. Oh wait again, IT IS CURRENTLY 5:21 AM! Took me 2 hrs and 19 mins as per writing this. Imma let that sit with me sew, c ya!

Tue, April 7, 2020 - THERE ARE QUITE A FEW THINGS I CAN TALK ABOUT, BOTH BECAUSE OF THIS TIME IN HISTORY AND BECAUSE ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE UPDATED, HOWEVER, I DONT THINK THERE IS A NEED TALK ABOUT THAT STUFF. I no longer have an excuse to not write. I've started a total of three projects (one which i have not even posted here) that I, in every way, think you deserve to read the end to but have no intention of finishing. Besides making me realize i've become the thing I'd sworn to destroy (writers who intentionally abandon fics), these projects have taught me a lesson (yay experience): If I'm going to finish ANYTHING, I should (as meticulously as I can) document how and when everything is going to be done. In this case, that would be writing a clear-cut, detailed, and extensive layout for any story I want to write. NOW, while this is quite unlikely to happen, once I get comfortable with my newest story (that I'm both really excited and scared for) that uses this new layout, I MIGHT gobackandfinishtheothertwoihaveonthissite. DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP PLEASE. I'm really hoping my new story will show myself (and readers) that I can finish stories (unique, amazing, and original ones, too!). Alright! We are done! 30 min later! Tis' fine! I will now prove to everyone what i am capable of by FINISHING THIS LAAAAYYYYOOOOUUUUTT. bye :)