Spasminoshide bio
 Author has written 1 story for RWBY. Aspiring writer with a penchant for realistic stories; despite controversy. I am a junior in high school. I have AP English and Science level knowledge, which is mostly useless but a fun status to flaunt. My real name I will not disclose, but you can call me William, after the character I use so often. There is a reason why I will not divulge my name, one most will not be privy too. I do not have much to say, however. I just wanted to give some rudimentary information about me. | |||||||
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Relic of the Future by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 875,623 - Reviews: 18831 - Favs: 7,750 - Follows: 8,331 - Updated: 10/17 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem, Team STRQ
Professor Arc II: Headmaster Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about running a school, nor fixing a political disaster spanning all of Remnant. Hell, he didn't even know how to deal with the world-ending conspiracy in the background, let alone a former-headmaster-possessed child. Yet here he was, leading Beacon Academy into a new age of glory. Or ruin. Definitely a fair chance of the latter…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 518,560 - Reviews: 8359 - Favs: 4,691 - Follows: 4,981 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 2/28/2019 - Jaune A.
A Rabbit among Wolves by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune wanted nothing more than to become a hero – and in a way he got his wish. One man's criminal is another's hero and the faunus of Remnant need a champion. Who better to take the mantle of leader of the White Fang? Not a faunus? Not a terrorist? No aura, training or leadership skills to speak of? Minor details. All hail supreme leader Jaune Arc. Long live the resistance!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 152,393 - Reviews: 3222 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 4,797 - Updated: 10/6 - Published: 10/29/2019 - Jaune A.
Sympathy for the Devil by Big Demoband reviews
Most, when presented with ADVENT, would not hesitate to ring the death knell for them. The Elders fully expect this as XCOM draws closer to the Hunter's Stronghold. But when faced with a fate far different than what they ever could have imagined, how will the Chosen react in the face of it? Where will their future lead?
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 484,467 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 4/3/2018
The Worst Harmony Story Ever by 1saaa reviews
Did I say the worst harmony story ever? I meant the BEST harmony story ever. With absolutely 100% canon depictions of Harry, Hermione, Dumbledore and all the Weasleys. Takes place after Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of fire in year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6 - Complete
The Silver Eyed Prodigy by The Royal Protector reviews
Being reincarnated is tiresome, especially into a world like Remnant. With the story being a good decade away there isn't really much to do... or at least that's what most people would think. I have the experience of an adult, the power of my soul, my mother's heritage and a peculiar Semblance due to my world skipping status at my back. Remnant will change, I'll make sure of it.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 189,120 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 4/9/2019 - OC, Team RWBY, Team STRQ
How I Failed To Avoid The Plot by LightDusk16 reviews
Ever have those days where you feel that the universe is out to kill you? Well that's my whole life in a nutshell for the past few months. I've been transported to another world, been beaten with an inch of my life on multiple occasions, and somehow managed to get involved in the plot of this world even through I wanted nothing to do with it. Screw you universe!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 236,775 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Ruby R., OC, Team RWBY
XCOM- Humanity Rising by Vantage77 reviews
The Elders wanted a poster unit, something to show humanity they could be trusted, and so the 77th Human Volunteer Group was born. Now however the Elders, ADVENT, and XCOM itself will see that the smiling face of this units commander also has fangs. Lookout XCOM you shouldn't poke a sleeping dragon. OCxHarem (female aliens)
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,685 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/21/2016
The Magnum Opus by TendraelUmbra reviews
An old SI parody fics that follows the storyline of Pokémon Platinum. This is the first attempt I ever made at writing fanfiction, back in middle school over ten years ago. Uploaded for April Fool's Day 2020.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31 - Dawn/Hikari, Lucas/Kouki, Barry/Jun, OC - Complete
Confusion by HeathenVampires reviews
Modern AU. As far as Hiccup knows, the wild girl from the club and the quiet girl in the coffee shop are one and the same. When Astrid mentioned she had a sister, she never mentioned they were identical twins. Hiccstrid & Hicclian inc OC!Astrids twin. (warning for incest/twincest ch13 onward)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,569 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 11/10/2019 - Published: 11/16/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup, OC] - Complete
The Unseen Hunt by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune was only worried about two things in life; graduating from high school and dodging his hated bully. He didn't care about the supernatural, nor believe in it. But a chance encounter with a mysterious girl in red will open his eyes to a world that lives beside our own, a dangerous and deadly secret. But beware, child, for eyes once opened to the truth may never again be closed.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 293,972 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: 10/13/2019 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Jaune A. - Complete
Dust, Darkness and Dark Knights by Twisted Fate MK 2 reviews
In ages past, an Undead sought answers in the land of gods. Then he sought destiny. And then he sought out mercy, for those who he honored. Then he finally sought an eternal rest, and found it as kindling for the First Flame. So he thought, as he instead found himself awoken and entombed in ash and stone eons later. And now he must find something else to seek out. (Rewrite Pending)
Crossover - Dark Souls & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,329 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 10/18/2018 - Deprived, Dr. B. Oobleck
Bullheaded by CitrusExtrodinaire reviews
Challenge by Zweig. Adam Taurus was destined for a tragic ending. But a bit of divine intervention affords him a chance at changing such a dismal ending into something truly great. Something that was always within his reach, had he grasped it. The chance to be a hero. The nice thing about being descended from bulls is that they're pretty darn stubborn.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,890 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 6/11/2019 - Published: 4/2/2019 - Blake B., Adam T., Roman T., Neo - Complete
In the Kingdom's Service by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 57 - Words: 372,628 - Reviews: 4569 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 3,268 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Name of the Game by literalsin reviews
A man from Earth wakes up to find himself stuck in the body of a fictional teenage boy with an ability that turns his life into a video game and foreknowledge of events to come. What could possibly go wrong? A take on the RWBY/Gamer crossover niche with an SI twist, a focus on world and character building, and fleshing out some of the details RT missed. Rated 'M' for a reason.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 712,496 - Reviews: 3000 - Favs: 6,705 - Follows: 7,322 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 3/5/2016 - OC, Jaune A.
Missing in Action by Ian Otter reviews
(Human-Covenant War) After two months on the frontline fighting the Covenant, Corporal Moss Shen and his squad were counting on some well-earned R&R. Unfortunately, the Covenant weren't so considerate. Embroiled in a fight for their lives once more, they'll soon find out that the survival of a simple colony isn't the only thing at stake…
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 261,347 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 11/1/2017 - OC - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7940 - Favs: 8,250 - Follows: 7,284 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Games We Play - By Ryuugi by Chuggapyro reviews
THIS IS NOT MINE. It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 240 - Words: 1,056,005 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Adam T., Ozpin, Jaune A., Raven B. - Complete
Black Lotus by ElysiaDreaming reviews
A collection of fluffy (and not-so-fluffy) BlakexRen oneshots. Completely unrelated to anything else and the M-rated story with a similar title, of course. Chapter 1: Hope / "And maybe we will have a chance. In a better time. In a better life. I'll find you again, I promise." "Heh. Don't make a girl a promise you can't keep." "I intend to keep this one."
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Blake B., L. Ren
The Lives We Live reviews
Jaune always wanted to be a hero, ever since his birth. William never wanted the duty thrust upon his shoulders, but he took it in stride. Jaune, the sweet and innocent boy. William, the tired cynical man. One had dreams that reached the sky. Another had dreams crushed in the mud. At their roots, they were identical. They just had different lives. (Discontinued)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,333 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 6/24 - [Ruby R., Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Winter S.]
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