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Author has written 12 stories for Hikaru no Go, Naruto, and Bleach.

I'm 19 years old, involved in various fandoms and I like reading and writing fanfiction.

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Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,247 - Reviews: 3704 - Favs: 10,944 - Follows: 12,178 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
The Neverending Road by Leitbur reviews
Hikaru's journey through the world of the pros continues, facing opponents new and old as well as challenges of the heart. Takes place after the series ends.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 525,019 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 4/30/2006
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23982 - Favs: 18,474 - Follows: 18,362 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,824 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 6,317 - Follows: 6,261 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Home with the Fairies by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 255,903 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer - Complete
Wind Over Tide by Samurai101 reviews
With Kakashi at his back, Itachi expects his ANBU initiation mission to go smoothly. With his own doubts, an informant who tries to kill him repeatedly, and a mercurial Tsuyu Shisui in the mix, Itachi might have fallen in rougher waters then he can swim.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,698 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Itachi U., Shisui U.
Hokage Swap by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company - including a still living Uchiha Izuna - have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3605 - Favs: 6,689 - Follows: 5,177 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Next Type of Motion by dansunedisco reviews
KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,679 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato
Fish Bird by The Eternity Dragon reviews
He had to somehow break the silence between then. 'I never meant to love you.' Sasuke said, 'I didn't want to, I never planned to.' 'Sasuke,' Naruto replied, 'you've ruined everything.' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 167,155 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 4,569 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4904 - Favs: 5,910 - Follows: 4,263 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
You Shall Go To The Ball by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui takes Itachi to the prom. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Smoke and Ink by nooziewoozie reviews
One would spot the other from afar, and react in a manner more suited to a situation in which one was being charged by a particularly hungry bear, and positively flee in the other direction. --Hanabi, Hinata, Neji, and books. NejiHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hanabi H., Hinata H. - Complete
Aftermathematics by Quillslinger reviews
Of destinations, blind fish, and converging vectors. Part two of the Destinations Series. Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,718 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Motions in Stilted Time by Quillslinger reviews
Love is not a fairy tale for the faint of heart. Part one of the Destinations Series. Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Lilacs and Ninja by nooziewoozie reviews
She still smells like lilacs, though, and something you can’t exactly name—something musky and inviting and frightening all at once. --Minato, Kushina, and meetings over the years. Spoilers for, uh, the identities of Naruto's parents, I suppose.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
improper speech by incandescens reviews
Byakuya attempts subtle seduction: Renji fails in comprehension: Rukia provides poetic criticism.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Red Dresses at Ayame's by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
-AU- The missing heiress to the city's main crime family, a mysterious Chinese woman in red, a rising rebel faction, a 'neutral' arms dealer, and blurring lines between allies and enemies: private eye Neji Hyuuga has never had a case like this before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Bridge I Crossed by weialala reviews
Wherein Naruto eats ramen and Sasuke can't take a hint. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Orchestral Infatuation by Ira Vehementi reviews
Naruto's a prankster who gets expelled from his school. He's given one chance to reform at a new school, but that comes packaged with an instrument, an orchestra, and a dark eyed boy who hates his guts. Read it. Review it. :3 *ON HIATUS D:*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,581 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mixed Signals by incandescens reviews
Grimmjow's just a ray of sexual sunshine. Even if the prospective target may not appreciate it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Defenestration by hapan reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 95 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Iris by Empatheia reviews
-Byakuya x Hisana- The wheel of life goes round and round, round and round, round and round again. May god have mercy on his havoc-wrecked soul.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
Let Nothing You Dismay by Quillslinger reviews
I'm just a station on your way, I know I'm not your lover. Neji/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Wavelengths by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially inept. Or how Naruto got a clue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
As the Grass Grows by Corbeaun reviews
Three years is a long time when you're sixteen and thirteen. A slice of Ko Yeongha's life, and all the things he cannot let himself want. PostHokuto Cup. Ko Yeongha & Hon Suyeong
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Diminuendo by Crimson Bttrfly reviews
Hostility arises when the noble head of the Kuchiki family takes a common woman for his wife. Slight AU. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,097 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 188 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by floorcoaster reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4820 - Favs: 8,668 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 120 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
patshiva by lokogato-sama reviews
Itachi is dead. Orochimaru is indifferent. Sasuke is home and he’s the same stupid bastard, except where he’s changed. [SasuNaru subtext, Team 7 pseudofluff] [slight gore] [3700 words]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mistake by riversrunthroughme reviews
Once upon a time, Hyuuga Neji leads a mission. Once upon a time, that mission goes to hell in a handbasket. Once upon a time, Hyuuga Neji makes Jounin at age fifteen. Here's everything he didn't put in the mission report. [now with sequel]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 6,058 - Follows: 1,348 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
When it Counts by kimi no vanilla reviews
Maito Gai meets a mask, and underneath it, a man. GaiKaka.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rosemary For Remembrance by Sintari reviews
Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,119 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Sand And Glass by Ninjacat reviews
Time passes. Times change. Naruto forges something new out of what little he returns to. Naruto, Neji, Hinata, and the Hyuuga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/11/2005
Laundry by gelfling reviews
Pretend Sasuke never made it to Orochimaru's, and was instead caught and put in Kakashi's overly-sensible and not very sympathetic charge. It's about how people grow on one another, even when they don't want to. One-shot. Spoilers. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,761 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Not Heaven by Anria reviews
Naruto is sent on a mission to the Hidden Sand. There, he meets Gaara once more. (Spoilers for up to manga chapter 246; goes AU after that.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/15/2005
A Visit to Imladris by Dragon Confused reviews
Galadriel and Celebrian visit Imladris sometime in the second age. Elrond and Celebrian meet for the first time.Main Characters: Galadriel, Celebrian, Celeborn, Elrond, Glorfindel, Gil-Galad, Haldir, little Erestor NEW: Three's a crowd?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,670 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Elrond, Glorfindel
The Arrangement by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Right Moves by Silver Thunder reviews
This is one game that Hikaru is not going to lose - no matter what sort of moves Touya has up his sleeve. yaoi, AkiraHikaru
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,001 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/3/2004 - [Hikaru S., Akira T.] - Complete
First Frost by Moonsheen reviews
In which it snows in Konoha and Naruto incites a revolt. Pay no attention to the brooding ninja in the background.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/15/2003
Lightning by Moonsheen reviews
On the path of the Shinobi, sometimes its good to pick up hitchhikers. A look at the road once traveled. Warnings: Storms, backstory, and mean old dogs.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2003
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/4/2003
Aberforth's Folly by QuizzicalSphinx reviews
A young Albus Dumbledore goes quasi-Lovecraftian in this tale of inappropriate spells, Old Gods, and livestock. Just another case of picking the most obscure character in the series and running with him. Rated W for Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2001
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All of the Signs reviews
"I just want to put them out of their misery." Karin tries to matchmake. Kakashi has a mission. Sasuke has an oblivious teammate. Sakura just wants to do her job. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Snow, Morning reviews
If you never see her again, this is what you will be left with—the shape of a smile, the slope of a cheek, and a sleepy good morning. ::Hitsugaya, Hinamori::
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/8/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Younger Years reviews
Old! Ishida thinks of love and youth. And also sex. Ishida, Orihime. Drabble-length.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
The More Things Change reviews
-He imagines that she must see in colours unknown and into dimensions undiscovered, into the past, present and the future with one glance- Minato is an idiot in love. But mostly, he's just an idiot. Part 3 is up! MinatoKushina, R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Black Coffee reviews
Coffeeshop AU. Orihime was a waitress at the tiny cafe near her university. Ulquiorra was a brilliant but socially awkward mathematician. Maybe, just maybe, she could learn to love him despite all that. Or, perhaps, because of it. Ch 3 up! R&R!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Affirmation reviews
Naruto visits Sasuke in prison. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't go well. SasuNaru, if you want. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trial By Fire reviews
Clearly, Yongha is a vicious bastard. Shindou, though, just doesn't know how to walk away. Playing with fire can only end in one way...Part 2 is up!
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Hikaru S.
Attenuation reviews
He tells himself that he will snap her neck cleanly, when the time is right. Under the light of Hueco Mundo's ailing moon, a prisoner and her keeper are changing eachother. Ulquihime
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
How To DeWeed A Garden reviews
Orihime will grow fruit here, with mud-stained hands and rusty tools...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Orihime I., Tatsuki A. - Complete
After the Rain reviews
High School AU. Naruto is searching for answers. All roads seem to lead to the mysterious Uchihas, but there are some questions that are better left unanswered...Konoha's underworld is no place for kids, after all. SasuNaru, R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Abide With Me reviews
The days after Naruto's departure are marked by the number of times Hinata thinks of him. Oneshot, complete. HinataxNaruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kiai reviews
Yongha is going home. :: YonghaSuYong, YonghaHikaru::
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete