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The government of the United States of America, having violated in the most flagrant manner and in ever increasing measure all rules of neutrality in favor of the adversaries of Germany, and having continually been guilty of the most severe provocations toward Germany ever since the outbreak of the European war, brought on by the British declaration of war against Germany on 3 September 1939, has finally resorted to open military acts of aggression. On 11 September 1941, the President of the United States of America publicly declared that he had ordered the American Navy and Air Force to shoot on sight any German war vessel. In his speech of 27 October 1941, he once more expressly affirmed that this order was in force. Acting under this order, American naval vessels have systematically attacked German naval forces since early September 1941. Thus, American destroyers, as for instance, the Greer, the Kearny and the Reuben James, have opened fire on German submarines according to plan. The American Secretary of the Navy, Mr. Knox, himself confirmed that the American destroyers attacked German submarines. Furthermore, the naval forces of the United States of America, under order of their government and contrary to international law, have treated and seized German merchant ships on the high seas as enemy ships. The German government therefore establishes the following facts: Although Germany on her part has strictly adhered to the rules of international law in her relations with the United States of America during every period of the present war, the government of the United States of America from initial violations of neutrality has finally proceeded to open acts of war against Germany. It has thereby virtually created a state of war. The government of the Reich consequently breaks off diplomatic relations with the United States of America and declares that under these circumstances brought about by President Roosevelt, Germany too, as from today, considers herself as being in a state of war with the United States of America.

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And When The World Remembers by Ms Katonic reviews
When an unexpected disaster gives Miraak the chance to cheat death once again, he finds himself in a new land with no one to save it from catastrophe. No one but Miraak. Can the First Dragonborn overcome the habits of millennia to be the hero Thedas needs? Or will he prove to be a villain greater than anything Tevinter ever managed?
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,151 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 4/19 - Miraak, Dorian
Caim's End by VERGILthefallen reviews
A warrior faces his last challenge. The end of the worlds. The end of everything. The finale to Caim's Chronicles. Blood and foul language ahead.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6 - Complete
Caim's Chronicles by VERGILthefallen reviews
A retelling of Dark souls 3 in the eyes of Caim, the ashen one. A pyromancer with his own thoughts on the world of Lothric and the cycle of fire. He will follow the path before him, but his choices are his own. A retelling of the game's story. Rated for language and violence. Rating may change
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Complete
A Plague on Both Houses by OmeganQueen reviews
After restoring the Emperor to life, Horus faces yet another daunting wave of enemies. Nurgle wants his 'waifu' back, and he wants her back bad. ( Follow Up for "The Lupercalian Redemption" and of course, Rated M for obvious reasons )
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 110,220 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 1/26/2019 - The Emperor
To be Humanitarian by Spades And Swords reviews
Two-shot about Smough, the last knight guarding the cathedral of Anor Londo.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 8/3 - Gwyndolin, Dragon Slayer Ornstein, Aldrich, Devourer of Gods, Executioner Smough - Complete
Blades Seeketh Blood by Strongraider101 reviews
The ashen one expected to be consumed with the rest of the world when the darkness came. Now however he and the Firekeepr must find their way through a corrupted and rotting world. Even throughout the ages, the darkness of man's heart will always remain the same.
Crossover - Dark Souls & Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 190,134 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 4/9/2018
And this is why dragons left Morrowind alone by Sir Punchalot reviews
Morrowind is infamous for many reasons: the Blight, a strong presence of deadra cults, inhospitable locals, the Devil under the Mountain and, worst of all, the cliff racers. Apparently, it has somehow gotten even worse... there is a dragon on the loose. His goals? Figure out this Thu'um thingy, help the Nerevarine save the world and troll as many people as possible. The horror!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 188,276 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 12/1/2016 - The Nerevarine, OC, Khajiit
Self-Aware by WirelessW reviews
At the end of an ordinary school day, Literature Club president Monika is interrupted by a strange old man. Then the old man starts talking about different worlds, and the people who live in them. Monika has looked through a hole in the wall. Coomer knows that some people dream.
Crossover - Half-Life & Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6 - Complete
The Wanderers and Hunters of Hell (and Ricky) by SendBobAndVegana reviews
A three-way crossover with the show Trailer Park Boys. In pursuit of an entity of pure evil, the Doom Slayer (alongside his unexpected sidekick Ricky) enters a version of Hell he has never seen before. He soon finds himself teaming up with a gang of barely competent assassins after the same target. Unbeknownst to them, their target has decided to hole himself up in a certain hotel.
Crossover - Doom & Hazbin Hotel - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,290 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/29 - Published: 12/29/2019 - Doomguy, Alastor, Charlie
The Life-Shaper by Rainbowhawk1993 reviews
Witness the coupling aeons in the making: The Red Prince and the Red Princess. Witness them fulfill their destiny of the conception of a new world. And witness the sorrow of love stolen and the fallout of deception revealed. (One shot. Rated M for smut ;))
Divinity: Original Sin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18 - Red Prince - Complete
C H I M by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After the end of the series, Tyrion asks Bran about the truth behind certain events. He doesn't expect the answers he gets. [Oneshot]
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2019 - Tyrion L., Bran S. - Complete
Antipathy by Neurax reviews
Don't you just hate it when you wake up in an irradiated desert? A Fallout NV Self Insert with a twist: It's slightly modded, and the world can't decide if it wants to be real life or a video game. Maybe it's just me. Also, why is my Charisma stat a one?
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,178 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/1/2019 - Published: 5/18/2017 - Courier, ED-E, Raul T., OC
The Lupercalian Redemption by OmeganQueen reviews
He was the Arch-traitor who broke the Imperium of Man and shattered the cosmos with the Horus Heresy. One Chaos acolyte sought to bring back the Warmaster in hopes of finishing what the Great War started. Instead, the fool brought a younger and Imperial-loyalist Horus back, and he's not too happy about the state of things. ( Rated M for obvious reasons )
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,180 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 1/15/2019 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Orks, Space Marines, The Emperor, Sisters of Battle - Complete
Revolutionize by MiharuTousaka reviews
Rev·o·lu·tion·ize (revəˈlo oSHəˌnīz): change (something) radically or fundamentally. Slight AU. SI/OC as Toga Himiko.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,048 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, OC, Toga H.
Summoned, old ver by Infernus Fenris reviews
[Now dropped. Only here for reference until I finish my new project.]
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,998 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 1/15/2018 - Oscar, Knight of Astora, OC, Chaos Witch Quelaag
The Legend of Saviik by MaChaoJustice reviews
My name is Saviik and I tell you: Skyrim is dangerous! Thalmor try to exterminate Talos worshippers, a civil war is here, but what's worse is that Dragons are on the loose. And then you just have to be a Dragonborn who is destined to slay the World-Eater Alduin. Why do I have these problems! Dovahkiin x female Alduin. (Currently being rewritten)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 276,904 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin]
Bald by Fanfiction Scrutinizer reviews
Several months prior to the tragic massacre at the Dragon Temple, a human appears seemingly out of the blue. Reluctantly, he joins the ranks of the apes.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 2/5/2017 - OC
Dragonage: The Knight Of Heide by OmeganQueen reviews
There's a thin veil separating worlds in creation's grand tapestry. And sometimes, a random soul falls between the threads that bind this veil. Falling to his death in the churning seas of Drangleic and waking up on the shores of Thedas, the Knight of Heide embarks on a quest to find if his arrival was by Fate's design or mere accident. ( Rated M, for obvious reasons )
Crossover - Dragon Age & Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 125,922 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/16/2018 - Published: 4/14/2017 - Leliana, Cousland, Hawke, OC - Complete
Mad Max: Road to Salvation: Volume 1 (SEASON 3 IS UP!) by dmandog056 reviews
(SEASON 2 IS UP) Max and his interceptor are thrust from his dying hellish world into remnant. The road warrior's next journey of violence and madness has begun. How will the unwilling wasteland hero fare in a world that is not his own? How will the people of remnant and its clashing forces react to his brand of violence?
Crossover - Mad Max & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,253 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 10/25/2017 - Complete
Ashes of a Hero (On Reserve) by The Twin Wraiths reviews
It had been years since I had seen the sun, trapped in the depths of a world I saved, that is until four girls freed me, finally I will be able to experience life again, and I shall cherish the second chance fate has bestowed me. (Message for new comers and lovers of the story)
Crossover - Dark Souls & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,903 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 10/4/2017 - OC, Team RWBY, Team CFVY, Team RNJR
RWBY: Only Human by PervyPanda reviews
Previously [RWBY: Shameless new guy]. A Self Insert OC who's not whipped, a weakling or super angsty. Join the MC on his mission to... to... do stuff. Yea, that sounds right. A different gamer system. R18 for swearing, sex, lemon, smut, boinking and whatever else you can think off. Mainly M/f possible f/f. It is a surprisingly slow read unlike other Gamer fics.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,088 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 6/30/2017 - OC, Raven B.
Hitler x Stalin by TheAmazingRedLeader reviews
Because my mind is fucked as up
Worldwar series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Complete
You Are Mine, Dovahkiin by Kiliani reviews
The Dragonborn lost the fight in Sovngarde, now he is at the mercy of Alduin. Will he escape or will he submit to her in the end? Male Imperial DB and female Alduin. Inspired by Legend of Saviik by MaChaoJustice.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,343 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
The Longest Hunt by NaughtFiction reviews
For him, the night was supposed to end. The Dream would come to a close and he had done his best in his service as a Hunter. He would awake in the new dawn and make the most of what remained of his life. But a new nightmare threatens the Hunter's Dream and a foreign world. The young hunter is thrown into a different world of huntsmen and huntresses to warn them, to save them.
Crossover - RWBY & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 263,346 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Ruby R., Blake B., Ozpin, OC
Burn the Rot by MementoMori115 reviews
As he awoke, all he knew was that his lady's painting must be protected against the rot. But the rot has taken on a new form. It hides in the flesh of man, wallowing in the filth of its own corruption. Its form may be new, but the method of dealing with it remains the same. Burn it away. A/N short idea, tell me what you think.
Crossover - Dark Souls & Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/4/2017 - Slave Knight Gael, Night Raid
Railgun by becuzitswrong reviews
Instead of getting the power to control insects, Taylor receives a different power. A power seen before in A Certain Scientific Railgun.
Crossover - Worm & A Certain Scientific Railgun/とある科学の超電磁砲 - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,269 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Skitter
Hero of Madness by clumsyProphet reviews
Oblivion AU - We all know how the Hero of Kvatch, at the end of his mortal journey, entered the realm of the Daedric Prince Sheogorath and how he became the new Prince of Madness. But what would have happened if the order of the events was reversed, and it was this new Daedric Lord tasked to save Tamriel from Dagon's plans?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,384 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Martin S., Sheogorath, Hero of Kvatch - Complete
Dark Soul Eater by FablePsycho reviews
He was a thief and a murderer but of all things he knew he was not a hero. All he wanted to do was fulfill his promise, he thought if he kept the flame alive that he would be redeemed...he was wrong. What happens when he awakes to a world where humans are weapons and that his very soul will help decide the worlds fate? No matter what era it is things never seem to change.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,496 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Thief
ANCIENT by Skyliner97 reviews
This is a crossover of Witcher and Dark Souls. Geralt was Trying to take a breather at a tavern. Things however start to take a turn for the worst soon after. I'll be frank, this is my first fanfic and english is not my main language. Spoiler: what would happen if a monster slayer meets an undead? Positive critics welcome...
Crossover - Witcher & Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Geralt of Rivia, Triss Merigold, OC
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete