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BAD NEWS EVERYONE!!!!
The computer i type on... laptop i type/write my storys on, broke in half, so ya... not good. anyways i'm going to try something new here, but it's a work in progress, and to top it off it'll be a while before i can get something new up. i'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry!!!! I hope you all can forgive me for this.

Name;

Sai will do
Age; 20 but age changes all the time, who knows i may have been that years ago, i may be that tomorrow, I may not even be anywhere close to there for years to come, none of you have any idea :3
Location: a place with a name, but i am in montan, however i do NOT do any ranching i live in the city, and for the record hardly ANYONE in the mountains or east side of the state DOES ranch.
Ocupation; Student, but in trade school to become a groomer
I am currently; watching tv. it's friday and i'm waiting for YJ {{Young Justice for those who have no idea what YJ stands for}}to come on. it should be on here pretty soon... STUPID COMERTIALS after this i think i'll take a nap for a couple of hours then i'll be back to check my pets on FaceBook {{happy pets is fun}} after that i'll check back here again. if anyone want's to chat. just send me a message. i LOVE to hear from people. ja ne for now!!!

ok so I'm new so ppl please be nice and take it easy on me. I've got hardly any idea what I'm doing. thank you.

So most of you may have noticed that i've changed my name from Risa98170 to what it is now and the reason behind this is because Sai is what everyone i know calls me and HAS called me since about a year or so after i joined this sight.

now one thing everyone will notice is that almost all of my chara's will have at least SOME increadable tallent with ballet, simply because i am a ballet dancer that can no longer dance, simply put, i've broken my akles so many times and they didn't heal right so now the catch and it hurts to stand in pointe` shoes, so now i'm living the life that i had and that i was working my butt off for threw my chara's. Also almost every chara i have might have a standard poodle. they're my favorite breed {{i'm a dog groomer and handler so i have every right to have a favorite breed}} and i want to be able to show others how great they are. Poodles are not just some girly looking, good for nothing dogs with lots of hair, they are the most intellagent breed of hunting dog that ever lived and they deserve to be in sporting group with the other hunting breeds just as much as the pointer, Setters, Brittany, or other spaniels do. so if anyone trys to tell me that poodles are stupid, they will NEVER hear the end of it from me. that clip that they're allways shown in in dog shows, is desined to make them more efficiant swimmers, and keep their organs and joints safe from the cold water and thorns. The tail adds boyancey, the head, neck, and most of the body and the hips are for protection and the feet are to help them swim even faster. to top it all off they have much more fluidness and carry themselves with much more respect than most dogs do who just lull about clubsily like they have no self respect or intellagence at all. don't get me wrong i love all breeds, other than jack russle terriers/whire haired fox terriers/and a few other choice terrier breeds, but the Standard poodle is my favorite, fallowed shortly by the pitbull, who contrary to popular belief is the BEST dog to have in a family, especially one with small children. Pitbulls are kind and loving dogs who are smart and do NOT have a lock jaw, that is actually a lie. there are only two breeds with lock jaws and they are the German sheaphurd and the Rotwiler. People hear all the time about the BAD things pits do, but never all the good things, and for the record the Pitbull doesn't even make the top ten most vicious biting dogs list, and only BARLY makes the top twenty sitting at number 19 above the pitbull are the much loved, golden retreivers, Labradors, Dalmations, Yorkshire Terriers, Pomaranians, and so much more, if you have any comments about the pitbull, then pm me with it, i'd LOVE to tell you how wrong you are. I've been around Pitties my whole life and i even have a lab who is both dog and ppl agressive, and who HATES little kids. There is however no bad dogs just bad ppl. the only reason why my lab is so mean, is because when she was a puppy the kids in the neighborhood would throw rocks at her and poke her with sharp sticks. However, i am a responcible dog owner and never take her out of the house with out a muzzle, never put her in dangerous situations that could end badly, and NEVER let her out around company with out knowing how she'll react. if i KNOW that she'll do well with the people, i let her loose, but if i'm not sure i put her where she can't hurt anyone.

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Now then, all that aside i'm going to get some other things out of the way;

favorite anime's?: Too many to name, i love them so much if you want to know some of the others pm me. i love random pm's. i'm into anything from bloody gorey and gross to dramatic love story with happy or sad endings. I'm all over the place, however for the most part i like fanticey, however i've even watched anime's like Kaledo Star, which is quite normal, and Ouran High School Host Club which is one of my absolute favorites right up there with Princess tutu, Kuroshitsuji, Naruto, Full Metal Alchamist, wolves rain, Shugo Chara {{which can only be watched on Crunchyroll}}, Vampire Knight, and so much more.
Favorite books?: The warriors seiries, the Cerque Due Freak seiries, only the first TWO of the Twilight series however i'm not one of those twilight geeks, heck i went to Vampires suck and it was the BEST thing related to twilight i'd ever seen. I did like the first two books though. other than that, everything else twilight related sucks. I also love to read manga, and i have many other random books, i actually have three bookshelfs that have six and seven shelves each to them PACKED with books and a large Five shelf book shelf stuffed with Manga books so i'm VERY well read. though my current favorite obbsession read right now IS the warriors series, if you want to know what other books i have, once again, pm me.
Favorite TV shows?: easier to go with my favoirte tv CHANNLES. I love the si-fi channle, Cartoon Network, Animal Plannet, Disney, Discovery Channle, The history channle, Nickalodian, and a few choice shows on others. the main shows i watch are dogshows, Ghost hunters, Documenteries, how it's made, Unnatural history, Avatar, iCarly, Victorious, X-Men Evolution, Young Justice, Teen Titans, My little Pony {{don't judge lovlies it's the memories that make it so good}}, Bubble Guppies {{I work with a three year old three days a week for eight hours a day}}, And SO many more. there are very few shows i DON'T like however i spend most of my time typing to update stories online.
Favorite Pairings?: I don't really have any. though i always thought of a few i warn you all now though i ONLY write OC pairings, however if you have on OC request pairing pm me and i'll type one up for ya.
Oddxoc
AelitaxJeremiexJeremies computer
YumixUlrich
NarutoxHinata
Nejixoc
LeexTenTen
Shikamaru and either Oc or Temari
SasukexCanDie
ItachixCanAlsoDie
Deidaraxoc
Sasorixoc
Kisamexoc{{admit it his skills CAN come in handy if you think about it... *shifty eyes*}}
PeinxOc
KonanxDon't care for her much
SakuraxWillDieInAllMyStoriesAlongWithSaskukeItachiAndIno
StorkxOc
Arrowxoc
Finnxoc
MuthoxOc
FakirxOc
Jayfeatherxoc
Kyoxoc
Kibaxoc
Aidou/AidoxOc
KainxOc
do i really need to keep going? if you have anymore chara's that your curious as to my pairings to, just pm me. this list could go on forEVER, trust me
Update Schedual?: At this point i'm not fully sure, i plan on trying to updat my Odd story every saturday, Update My Shinobi Host every Thursday, Updat my Reach for the sky story every Tuesday, and for those of you interested i DO have an acount on Quizilla and my Screan name is AnimeObssesent101 {{yes i know i spelled it wrong}} i have a Sasori story that i might start up again, an Emo Vampire Ballet story that i will now be updating EVERY monday thanks to one person asking me to finish it and i also have Ideas for some Deidara Stories Some ideas For a few Jayfeather stories and some Kisame, Pein, Arrow, Finn, Mutho, and Fakir story ideas too, i just need to know if anyone wants to read them, in the mean time ppl feel free to message me any time, i love hearing from ppl and listening to them as well as i LOVE to write, if any of you go to my Quizilla acoun, read and message me on there telling me you found me there threw here, you will not only get a kind greeting, but i would be MORE than happy to write you a one-shot with a chara of your choice, even *shudders* Sasuke or anyone else i might hate. I am willing to write anyone who requests one as well, however only those who Pm me get requests to ANYONE they want, and anyone who PM's me on Quizilla get's as MANY one-shots as they want, no hold backs.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

ONE FOR THE LADIES: How to diss a pickup line!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, silicone, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

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50 random questions

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Sitting here typing a story for a friend.

2. Who are you in love with?
My boy friend Se/Brad

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
uh... not that i know of...

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
My dog, a chari, a tv, the remote t the tv, my laptop that i'm typing on, a space heater, the other couch, a few pillows, a comforter, some candy, two set's of headphones, a mic for my computer, a few dvd's and vhs's, a dvd player, pictures, a rug, and a lot more stuff.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Uh... about two or three weeks ago maybe a bit longer. idk i'm trying to save my money for dog shows.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Surprisingly yes. that's a first.

7. Do you have a car worth over 2,000?
Not sure. I'm kind afraid to drive, bc i'm afraid of cars {{a lodgicaly based fear}}

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Uh... it's been a few weeks, but i'll be going out of town in a few days.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No but i want to, but like i said, i'm saving my money. i have dog shows to go to and they are EXPENSIVE!

10. Are you hot?
That's what everyone keeps telling me but i think they might be nuts

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
A Xenergy

12. What are you wearing right now?
Skinny jeans, a cute tight top with a loose flowy vest that matches the shirt

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
both but mostly the CW because i like the rainbow foam X3

14. Last food that you ate?
Cookies and Cream bar

15. Where were you last week at this time?
on computer where i'm at now i think...

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No, like i said, im saving my money for expencive dog shows, why do you keep asking me this.

17. When is the last time you ran?
a few hours ago with my dogs.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Uh... well since choir counts as a sport a few weeks ago, OH!!! WAIT!!! i forgot my brother is a wrestler and wrestled yesterday so i watched him, he's just so bad at it that i forgot he did that.

19. What is your favorite animal?
I don't have one, but my favorite kind of dog is the standard poodle {{best hunting dogs EVER}}

20. Your dream vacation?
JAPAN NO COMPATITION!!!!!

21. Last person's house you were in?
DeDe-chan's house. I'm over there a lot. it's my other home. actually i'm going there this weekend.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Uh... wow that's uh... a long list. too many to count OR name. i'm 'accident prone' at least that's what the boys and De and Kyu and the others keep telling me.

23. Have you been in love?
Yup. right now and once in the past but that went REALLY wrong so now i just kinda... have moved on. i hate him now.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Ya, my friend Connor, My aunt, My teacher, My teachers standard poodle, My little sister, this also is a long list.

25. Last play you saw?
Do ballet's count? If so i saw Swan lake last and before that the nutcracker. if not... then WOW it's been a long time. i don't even remember anymore.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
i have one? if so then i gues it's something along the lines of saying "nyan" or just being myself which is kinda hyper and random and a lot more... so ya i'm me.

27. What are your plans for tonight?
uh... finish this thingy and then go to bed before getting up in the morining to get ready to groom a dog

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
uh... I don't have one...

29. Next trip you are going to take?
To go groom a dog out of town at m friends house. then spend the night there. mostly bc my mom has to work out there. but i don't really care much I'm not helping

30. Ever go to camp?
Yup, church camp for ten years... then i had to stop because i got to old.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Hell no!!!! i could have been but A.)i'm lazy and B.)i had better things to do

32. What do you want to know about the future?
uh... if i can get my standard poodle and how my life turns out i guess...

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
uh... not right this second, but i usually do.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Uh... i was supposed to be at the doctor a few months ago.

35. Where is your best friend?
I have lots of best friends but i have to admit the one that i've been friends with the longest is most likely the one i'm closest to is in Helena Montana, about an hour or so from me, i'll be at her house in a few days.

36. How is your best friend?
She's good! we just were talking this morning/afternoon/evening/right now. X3

37. Do you have a tan?
Hell to the no. i'm not one for hot sunny days... or sunyy days at all, they blind me when it's snowy and when it's not sunny it's too hot to be out and about.

38. What are you listening to right now?
Uh... Some songs from Shugo Chara.

39. Do you collect anything?
uh... lots of stuffs.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
My little brother.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Never

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
lots of times X3

43. What does your last text message say?
uh... *looks* ... "Just thinking about someone, but she's WAY younger than me so it's not gonna happen because that's not how i am" heh heh, my friends are weird. X3

44. Do you like hot sauce?
Hell to the no

45. Last time you took a shower?
This morning

46. Do you need to do laundry?
Yup

47. What is your heritage?
1/4 th native amarican and a lot of other things! i'm a big mix of things

48. Are you someone's best friend?
Yup a few peoples best friends and they're mine. it's all good.

49. Are you rich?
Not really. but at the same time i'm not poor. it's all very confusing.

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
uh... where i am now. sitting here typing on FF while watching tv

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Read this if you hate stereotypes

{{One's in bold are about yourself}}: {{I had to underline}}

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I have GRAY EYES, so I MUST be blind.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm PALE, so I MUST think I'm a VAMPIRE.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm a male ballet dancer so i MUST be gay
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (No I aint gay.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I am or am part NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm PRETTY RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.{{Sai; at least i've been told i am. i'm not compleatly convinced }}
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I have lots of GUY friends so i MUST be fucking them all.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. {{Sai; uh... I'm a chick.}}
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED UP so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. {{Sai; actually, I'm about 13 lbs under weight. }}
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.{{Sai; at least that's what everyone tells me i look}}
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.{{well i WAS on dance and i count that as part of this.}}
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (Again, WHERE DO THESE PEOPLE COME UP WITH THESE THINGS?!?!?!?)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. {{Sai; i like hanging out in lots of smaller groups }}
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER POLEDANCER so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm from MONTANA so i must ALSO ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Sai; I may be a fangirl but i'm not obssessive. sure if i met one of them i'd be excited but i wouldn't show it. i'd just act normal around them.)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak {{Sai; though everyone keeps telling me i'm weak but if you can lift a 300 lbs dog onto a table that's three to four feet in the air you're NOT weak. : |}}
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's called a kilt!)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent {{Sai; I'm not but my Boy Friend is}}
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. {{Sai; Harsh}}
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. {{Sai; it's SO not true}}
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Sai; blood ISN'T that bad ppl.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. {{Sai; in truth it just bores me. just not my thing i guess}}
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.{{Sai; technically i'm Babtist Christian, but i disagree with some things in the bible to be honest}}
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (People, the president promised change, and now they might as well have him sitting in a box for all that they're letting him do.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast {{Sai; I try not to but i still do sometimes.}}
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist {{Sai; i'm just not over controling}}
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake{{Sai; I AM kind of a perfectionist}}
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends.
I'm FINISH, so I MUST be an antisocial jerk
I wear glasses so I MUST be a NERD. {{Sai; i don't wear them often though}}
I'm in/was in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm in/was in CHOIR, so I MUST be a nerd or gay or a freak
I don’t do normal SPORTS, so I MUST be a weirdo{{Sai; FYI ppl choir IS a sport. it's not a normal sport though}}
I play D&D so I MUST be a nerd/freak with no life
I love WEAPONS so I must be psycotic.
I hate WAR so I must hate my country.
I'm a girl with lots of guys that are friends so I MUST be a LESBIAN
I'm into mmorpg's so i MUST be annoying and have no life
I'm a high school guy so I MUST be getting laid daily
I'm a high school girl so I MUST be fucking every guy at school

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A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend.

{{i like this one because i know lots of ppl and friends that come to my house like this. X3}}

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM/DAD.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn... we messed up... but that was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write an embarrising book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Dude, drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste no liquor."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk smack to the person who talks smack about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them freakin' out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered.
REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for BB, who probably murdered you, and beat the crap out of him!!

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For now that's really all i can think of to say, any more questions, again, feel free to pm me. i'm on a lot so it's no big deal. Love to All.

Ja Ne and Shalom everyone,
Sai-chan

-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen. (I LOVE RAMEN! XD)

-Call your semester exam a chunin exam. (I am so gonna do that!!)

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names. (I do that with some of my friends)

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. (-is tempted-)

-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. (... Dumbass...)

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. (Gonna do that, no doubt!)

-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. (What?)

-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

-Start to call your teachers Sennin.

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. (Been there, done that, love doing it. XD)

-When someone asks you who your dream guy is and you say Sasuke. (I'd choose Naruto or Kakashi, but whatever!)

-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sasuke. (Again, Naruto or Kakashi)

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an ANBU. (SO GONNA DO THAT!!)

-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. (Done that. D: )

-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

-Put a picture of Sasuke in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend. (Again, Naruto or Kakashi)

-List ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

-Can spout out a random character quote on command. (Dattebayo!)

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.

-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.

-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 3000 times.

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile maybe

I'll be putting more up later, but again if ppl want one-shots from me just pm me to let me know and i'll be MORE tha happy to do one for ya.