Hello! I am a highly intelligent albatross an aspiring FanFiction writer, mostly for the Pokemon fandom. This is my second account - my old account was called Mapleshade 1018 and I'm not proud of anything that comes from it.

Here's some stuff you might want to know about me:

1. I am a very random albatross person who writes whatever she wants, whenever she wants.

2. I have the PM function blocked.

3. Sorry, but I am not available to join any forums. :(

4. (If you have been blocked by me, this may give you a clue as to why). My review policy (specifically on the Pokemon fandom): Like I said before, I'm not a noob, and I know how reviewing goes on the Pokemon fandom - someone takes the time to make a long, detailed review with constructive criticism that will help the author write better, and then a whole bunch of other people gang up on the first reviewer and call it a flame. I know what a flame is. Constructive criticism does not equal flame. If you review one of my stories, please make the review about the story, and not about another review. Also, please don't give me any "warnings" about other writers. I know that there's this whole review squabble between two groups of writers right now, and I am not interested in getting involved in it. I am not going to block someone that hasn't been offensive to me just because somebody tells me to. However, I would like to thank all people who take time out of their busy schedules to write a review that actually applies to my story.

5. I used to be called Crystalline Void, but I changed my pen name. I do that a lot. ;)

6. The picture on my profile is from DickDaniels on Wikimedia Commons, and can be found here.

7. My original account can be found here. Just to warn you, the stories on it are all crummy and discontinued.

8. Unless I specify otherwise, all Pokemon fanfiction I write takes place in my headcanon of the Pokemon world. In this version of it, the eight main regions (Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, and Galar) are all in the northern hemisphere, and the events of their respective games take place in accordance to the official timeline. Orre, Fiore, Almia, Oblivia, and possibly Ferrum are all located on the southern hemisphere, although I probably won't do much with those regions. In my headcanon, the heroes of all the games include Red, May, Lyra, Dawn, Hilda, Rosa, Calem, Elio, Gloria, Wes, Michael, Solana, Kellyn, and Summer.

9. To minimize my stress, I usually only publish a story here once it is finished. Which never happens, because of my little friends: Depression, Anxiety, Procrastination, and School.

Now for some random stuff about me that you don't really need to know:

I am a female Homo Sapiens definitely not an albatross pretending to be a human in order to infiltrate and destroy your society. I live in the suburbs close to Phenac City, Orre. I enjoy reading, writing (well, duh), theatre, and string orchestra (#violapower).

As you know, I'm an epic Pokenerd. My favorite game is HeartGold. I don't think I can have a least favorite, I love them all :)

My favorite evil team is Team Plasma, because they have an interesting concept. I also really like Team Galactic, and my favorite evil boss is Cyrus. I LOVE the Mystery Dungeon games for their epic soundtracks, characters, and plots.

I also like Warriors. My favorite character is Mapleshade, because she's such a cool villain who sort of started the whole Dark Forest training thing. Plus, she influenced Tigerstar as well as Crookedstar, so she was behind a lot of deaths. I also like Jayfeather (gotta love that grumpy blind cat), Sol (another cool villain), Mothwing, Hollyleaf, Blackstar, Bluestar, and Ivypool. I'm not a big fan of Dovewing, because she's kind of whiny, and Needletail irritated me to no end and turned me off of the Vision of Shadows arc. I do like the way things are going in this new arc, however.

I love Wings of Fire. I think it would be so cool to have Clearsight's power, to see what would happen if you were late to school, or what actions you could take to stop the apocalypse, or whatever.

My favorite anime is Puella Magi Madoka Magica, because being meguca is suffering, and my favorite cartoon is probably Gravity Falls (I can't believe Disney let them use the line "I've got some children I need to make into corpses" XD), closely followed by Phineas and Ferb. Steven Universe is in third place. It's the gayest cartoon I've ever watched and I love that. PERIDOT IS AMAZING. I relate to her on so many levels. I love Lapis and Amethyst too. My favorite fusion is Smoky Quartz - I love them so much and I want to give them a hug.

The Portal games are great too! One day, I swear I'm going to use the lemons rant for a theatrical monologue. And now I can't look at cake without getting an ominous feeling. As is turns out, the cake is a lie an awful lot in media. I also love the musical!

I like Undertale as well. My favorite characters are Flowey (one of the only two villains to legitimately scare me, the other being Bill Cipher), Chara (NarraChara!), and Alphys (basically me as a monster). I can be rather...um...sadistic in that game. I remember once I spared Toriel until she stopped attacking, and then I thought, "Hey, I bet I could one-shot her right now," and so I did. Did I mention that this was the second time in a row that I killed her? And I knew how to spare her the whole time? Flowey, of all people, called me a disgusting animal.

I've recently grown fond of the Story Thieves series. My favorite character is Fowen, because he seems like the villain that I would be - so obsessed with being the main character in a story, not just a side character, that nothing else matters. I sometimes have the irrational fear that if I was in a book, I would just be the cute little girl who is completely oblivious to everything, or that character that is all sweet and innocent and then gets killed. I might appear to some to be sweet, but internally, I'm not like that at all. I can be quite cynical at times, but sometimes I still worry that I would be one of those bumbling sidekicks who messes up everything and is a burden on the protagonists.

I also like the Secret Series. I love how present the narrator is in the story. I'm not so keen on the follow-up trilogy, however.

I like Harry Potter, of course. I'm a Ravenclaw.

If I had to pick a faction from the Divergent series, I would pick Erudite in a blink. I'm too acrophobic to be Dauntless, I'm too full of mean thoughts about other people to be Amity, I could never be selfless enough to be Abnegation, and I find myself lying for the sake of convenience way too much to be Candor. I don't care if Erudite lacks compassion, it's my faction. The faction of smart nerds.

D&D is fun, but I can never find a group to play with, so I mostly just read the game books and write stories about the adventures I could have.

I love to dance, and I enjoy competitive dancing. I stopped for about a year or two, but I'm getting back into it with the help of the internet.

My favorite color is green. My favorite number is zero. My favorite food is kettle-cooked sea salt and vinegar flavored potato chips.

That's it for now! I hope you enjoy any stories I post!