I'm that strange girl living over your back fence, who accidently took off half her eyebrow and looks shit in her school uniform. I'm that girl who likes to laugh irritatingly, answer all of the questions in Politics class, and wear big granny undies.

She also happens to be afraid of stalkers, excessively parranoid, and have really small feet.

If you meet her she will give you the once over, and have random conversations.

She once told her maths teacher he needed a spyglass because he looked like Christopher Columbus with his foot up on a chair.

She reads Georgia Nicolson a lot. (Read it 'tis vair, vair amusant)

She also had time to spare at lunch one day so she wrote this while her friend emo-fied Ashley Tisdale on Photoshop.

Her Excessively Fab Stories

Underage Thinking
Hasn't really worked out, but may be re-written in the future. R.I.P

Some Stupid, Noble Reason
A short one shot written Post-HBP. It may be turned into a story over the summer. Most likely not.

Who Knew
Thought of Lily and James one time while listening to 'Who Knew' the song by Pink.
I Decided it would be cool to make it a song fic. All I can say is that it is the result of boredom.

JAMES POTTER! PUT YOUR WAND BACK IN YOUR PANTS
Over the last year or so, Georgia Nicolson has become one of my regular reads, and instead of portraying the goody-two shoes Lily, I wanted to give her and edge.
And make people laugh over said edge. I wrote the first chapter very late at night, and although I have had the occasional writer's block, this story has continued well beyond its first two/three chapters thanks to the reviewers. All I can say about it, is that it involves cat-related thoughts, and lots of bathrooms. To find out more you will have to read it :D

10/12/08 Update: Chapter nine is on its way, and should be up by the 14th