Dobby: Hiya, we're just two drunk elves on a story-writing rampage!

Winky: By the way, our username on is Drunk Elves, but that name was already taken here.

Dobby: So we're not copying our stories. If that made sense.

Books we like: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl (and anything else by Eoin Colfer), The Cassandra Klein Series, Anything by Tamora Pierce, Anything by Meg Cabot, Inkheart, The Book of Lies, The Alex Rider Series, Eragon, Eldest, Anything by Isabelle Allende, Anything by Dan Brown.

Movies we like: All the Harry Potter ones (duh!), Sky High, Miss Congeniality, Thirteen Going On Thirty, Spiderman, Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie, Finding Nemo, Ice Age, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Around the World in 80 Days, Anything by Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks.

Singers/bands we like: Green Day, Simple Plan, Missy Higgins, Ben Lee, David Bowie, Nat King Cole, FrankVallie and the Four Seasons (lol)

Favourite Authors: J.K. Rowling (of course!), Eoin Colfer, Dan Brown, Meg Cabot, Antony Horowitz, Christopher Paolini, Tamora Pierce, Karen R. Brooks, Eva Ibbotson, Isabel Allende, James Moloney, Diana Wynne Jones, P.B Kerr.

Ships we like: Harry/Ginny, Lily/James, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, Oliver/Katie, Holly/Artemis, Cassandra/Simon and Robert Langdon/Sophie Neveu.

Ships we dislike: Harry/Hermione, Ginny/Neville, Ron/Luna, Harry/Luna, Draco/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, Remus/Lily, Sirius/Lily, Sirius/Remus, Harry/Any other guy, Harry/Anyone else but Ginny(lol), Artemis/Any other guy, Holly/Anyone but Artemis, Robert Langdon/Vittoria Vetra and any kid/adult or student/teacher pairing.

We love all things funny and random and we like to read most genres of fics. Dobby loves to read a good action/adventure, as well as humour preferably with a a bit of fluff inside. Winky loves a good angst sometimes if she's feeling down and humour and romance are her
favourites as well.

Likes: Good fics, fluff, funny fics, friendly people, reviewers.

Dislikes: Stupid fics, dumb fics, unfriendly people, people who read but don't review, anonymous flamers. Flames aren't so nice to receive, but if they're signed or at least with an email address, then you can reply and communicate to the flamer. But anonymous flames are written by cowardly people who are too scared to take responsibility for their words, so they hide behind an anonymous name and no email address. Shame on you.