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Present Fanfics

Champions of Postwick

In the Galar Region, youths are endorsed to take on the Gym Challenge and attempt to defeat the Unbeatable Champion. Four such youths have started their journey throughout the land they call home. A boy who can speak to Pokemon, a teenager with a library in his head, a girl who loves violence, and their friend who's trying to stay sane. This should end well.

Goddess of War

A sequel to Goddess of Strife. Marinette has finally gotten a tremendous weight off her back with her defeat of Hawk Moth. However, the Butterfly Miraculous has been stolen... again. Marinette’s time as Eris will likely prove invaluable to the defeat of this new villain. Note: contains a lot of OOCness.

Completed Fanfics

Goddess of Strife

Everyone always thinks Marinette will do everything for them. They use her generosity, and dispose of her once she's no longer useful. And Tikki still tells her to be positive, because Ladybug, the perfect hero, can't have flaws. Marinette, eager to finally put herself first, agrees to Hawk Moth. However, even he didn't forsee just what Eris would do... *note: Contains a lot of OOCness. Hopefully you like it anyway.

Works on Hiatus

Lightning and Night: The Dragon War

Stop me if you've heard this before. Boy meets dragon, boy trains dragon, boy singlehandedly changes the traditions and culture of his tribe. This tale is different. Hiccup has support when he needs it. Someone willing to stand up for him when no one else will. His sister, the girl who learns to ride a Skrill.

J’s Wall of Quotes:

Hammond. What you’re suggesting is, these aliens: they’re going to travel trillions of miles, using a propulsion system we can’t even conceive, and then they’re going to try and take over the world using 177 air rifles. -Jeremy Clarkson, The Grand Tour

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop. -Confucius

One thing only I know, and that is that I know nothing. -Socrates

Make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go off the rails... throw away the plan. -Captain Cold, The Flash

“My most scientific analysis, with all means of science and technology in mind, is that it’s magic” -Alex Bailey, Land of Stories

”The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.” Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

Nobody told me there was going to be kissing in this! -me and my parents, on multiple occasions

I'm a teacher. My responsibility is to expose my students to knowledge – NOT hide it from them! -Keiko O’Brien, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine