Gendre: Male

Location: Colorado

For those of you who have just joined us here at the iconofcoolness profile page; this is the resructured, highly improved, overly egotistical profile of one...Iconofcoolness. Otherwise known as The Icon of Coolness, The Great One, The Great Icon of Coolness, The Cool One, and some I don't care to mention. So, I'm sure that after having read all this you are now convinced that you have contacted a real life, genuine God among men. Well, you would be right. OK, I'm kidding, but it sounded good for a bit there huh? Yeah, I thought so too. Anyway, if you're here because you wanted to see other stories I've written you've come to the right place. Although, there aren't a whole slew of them I think that you'll come to find that quality makes up for quantity. So, now a word from our sponsor, who is nothing more than the alter ego of the Icon of Coolness.

Words of Wisdom:

There is nothing pleasant about peeing on an electric fence.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

It may be true that intelligence can be inherited genetically. Unfortunately the same is true for stupidity.

Confidence is something you have before you fully understand the situation.

A friend is someone who will help you move, a good friend is someone who will help you move a body.

It is difficult to make successful advances towards the opposite sex when you have the Black Plague.

Your other personalities can not suffer the punishment of crimes without you.

It is true that the extinction of the human race will eradicate stupidity, unfortunately no one will be left to celebrate.

Knife throwing is not an occupation for those who lack coordination.

Nor is knife throwing an occupation requiring the assistance of your girlfriend as the target. Ex-wives of course may stand in as an appropriate substitute.

The term 'politically correct' is just another term for saying that someone is 'kissing ass!'

To be continued...