NotARobot428
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Joined 12-13-16, id: 8557287, Profile Updated: 04-16-20
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

HI! I'm NotARobot428, and this is my profile. I used to be called Caleo4evah, but I changed it, so...

Some stuff about myself:

-I live in Canada (Which is awesome).
-I have voted on my own poll.
-I love to read. (Obvious)
-I'm an Atheist.
-I have no preferred gender. I don't care what pronouns you use.
-I LOVE FANFICTION!!! (Seriously. If anyone has a fanfic they want me to read, PM me!!!)

Stuff I like:

Books:

Weave a Circle Round
Anything by Rick Riordan
Story Thieves
Map to Everywhere
The Serpent's Secret
Five Kingdoms
The Porcupine of Truth
Septimus Heap
Lunar Chronicles
Land of Stories
The School for Good and Evil
Stargirl
Maximum Ride
Ingo
Wonder
Narnia
The Hunger Games
Ranger's Apprentice
Beyonders
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel
Savvy
Gone
Ms. Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
Harry Potter
And many more!! (Seriously)

Movies and Shows:

Anything Lego
ALL Marvel Movies
Merlin
Shazam
The Flash
Brooklyn 99
Back to the Future
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir
Jumanji
Sherlock
Zathura
Some Disney Movies

Some Dreamworks Movies
And more!! Again!!!

WAYS TO GET A BULLY OFF YOUR CASE!
(Maybe, since I've never actually had a chance to test them)
(Most of these are for word bullies)

-LAUGHING

Bully: You're ugly!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bully: What…?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bully: …
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bully: *Slowly backs away*

-PRETENDING TO BE SICK

Bully: Hey, u-
Me: *Sneezes in bully's face*
Bully: Hey!
Me: *Coughs and sneezes again*
Bully: *Goes away*

-DOING WHAT THEY SAY YOU ARE

Bully: Hey, ugly!
Me: *Scrunches up my face so I look bad* Who, me?
Bully: Uh...You're an idiot!
Me: *scratches head and makes confused face* What does idiot mean?
Bully: Weirdo!
Me: *Sniffs bully's hair*

-SPEAK GIBBERISH

Bully: You're a nerd!
Me: Fkdsiusobc sdouhso kuagic?
Bully: What?
Me: Hkdhusovbnap sihofc kbsoepcbo akjblbao.
Bully: What are you saying?
Me: Io shlflco sjkhfio kjadbkdgi cusgisewhjgav akb iwudvdicv!
Bully: I'm so confused!

-ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

Bully: Hey, doofus!
Me: Um...huh?
Bully: I said hey doofus!
Me: What does that mean?
Bully: It means you're an idiot!
Me: *Acts all confused*
Bully: That means you're not smart!
Me: Uh, what is mot snart?
Bully: What the #$%&??
Me: ...Are you even speaking English? What are you saying?

-FALLING

Bully: Hey, weirdo!
Me: *Falls dramatically*
Me: Sorry, I'm so clumsy. What did you say?
Bully: I said you-
Me: *Falls again* Ahh! Sorry, can you repeat that?

-THANKING THEM

Bully: You're a freak!
Me: *Gasps as if someone did something very nice* Thank you so much!
Bully: What?
Me: *Hugs them* That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!

-PRETENDING TO BE AN ANIMAL

Bully: Hey, d-
Me: *Barks*
Me: *Meows*
Me: *Chases nonexistent squirrel*
Bully: Well, I'm weirded out.

-WEIRD THEM OUT (this one can really be anything. I just put a couple examples)
a) SNIFFING
Bully: Hey, loser!
Me: *Sniffs his hair* Mmmmmm…

b) FANPERSONING
Bully: You're a-
Me: Oh my god! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
Bully: Huh?
Me: PLEASE SIGN MY FOREHEAD!

-ACTING LIKE YOU'RE WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN THEM

Bully: Freak!
Me: ExcUSE me? I happen to work for the Queen of England, who is way more important then you will EVER be! So next time, think carefully about who you're insulting here!

-TAKE IT WAY TOO SERIOUSLY

Bully: You're an idiot!
Me: Oh no! *Cries* WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Bully: …
Me: THE WORLD IS ENDING! AHHHH! *Sobs on floor*

-STARING AT THEM CREEPILY

Bully: Hey, loser!
Me: *Stares at them unnervingly*
Bully: ...uh…
Me: *continues staring*
Bully: *eventually leaves*

-ACTING LIKE YOU SEE A BUTTERFLY

Uh, I don't think you need an example for this one…

-TRY TO RESCHEDULE

Bully: You want a knuckle sandwich?
Me: Oh, I would, but I need to go to my karate class right now. We're trying to earn our second-degree black belts, see. Maybe on Tuesday? Oh wait, I have a kung-fu class that day. Wednesday? Argh, no, I'm doing Judo. Man, and Thursday is Taekwondo, so I can't do it that day. Does Friday sound-ugh, that day I'm taking jujitsu. Sorry, no can do.

-ACT LIKE YOU HAVE MAGIC POWERS

Bully: You're a loser!
Me: Ohh, I so want to fireball you right now, but my trainer said not to waste it on mortals.

-ACTING LIKE YOU CAN'T HEAR/SEE THEM

Bully: Weirdo!
Me: *Calmly talks to friend*
Bully: I said weirdo!
Friend: Did you hear something?
Me: Eh, it's probably just a mosquito or something.

-DANCING

Bully: You're a freak!
Me: *Does the disco*
Bully: Wha…

-PRETEND TO BE A SECRET AGENT

Bully: You're a loser!
Me: *talks into fake earpiece in british accent* Yes, James, it seems like this 'bully' is...how do you say... Asking for it. May you come over and sort things out?

-WRITING DOWN EVERYTHING THEY SAY

Bully: Hey, ugly!
Me: *Writing on a notepad* Is that ugly with six g's or seven?

-BE REALLY SARCASTIC

Bully: Do what I say!
Me: *Bowing* Yes, your majesty, whatever shall I do for you? *Laughs behind fingers*

-SCARING THEM

Bully: Hey, id-oh…
Me: *Cleans fingernails with knife* You were saying something?

-BE PARANOID

Bully: Hey, fatso!
Me: He's insulting me! THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL!

-BE SECRETIVE

Bully: You're ugly!
Me: *looks around nervously* Don't tell anyone.

Again, I've never tested these out, so I have no idea if any of them work.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), elfqueen13 (Canada), NotARobot428 (Canada)

YOUR GUY SIDE: THE ONES THAT ARE BOLD APPLY TO ME.

You love hoodies. (Makes me look mysterious)
You love jeans. (Didn't used to, but times change)
Dogs are better than cats. (Have a dog. Allergic to cats. No contest)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (sometimes)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (GENDER EQUALITY)
Shopping is torture. (Much rather read, write, or play video games)
Sad movies suck. (2 hours just to cry in the end)
You own/ed an X-Box. (FUN)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (But my cousins did)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (When I was little, I wanted to be a billionaire astronaut who solved mysteries and wrote about them in books. Go me)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Want to, though)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (Had no idea they existed)
You watch sports on TV. (If PJO were there, I'd change my answer)
Gory movies are cool. (...Why?)
You go to your dad for advice. (When I need advice, it's about fanfic ideas. Then I go to friends and sisters)
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (Once, I decided to get a bunch of hooks and hang them all on my door... I can't see my door anymore)
You like going to high school football games. (I don't think my high school even plays football)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (I collect pizza tables and sharp weapons...)
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (And comfortable)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (In the next exhibit, you will find your classic introvert)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Technically it's turquoise, but it counts...)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Ima fanperson)
Sports are fun. (I'm an Olympic reader)
Talk with food in your mouth. (Only when I have something really important to say. Which is like 90% of the time)
Sleep with your socks on at night. (But then my feet will be too warm...)

TOTAL: 14 (Not bad)

YOUR GIRL SIDE: THE ONES THAT ARE BOLD APPLY TO ME.

You love to shop. (Thought we already clarified that I DON'T)
You wear lip gloss. (Hate make-up)
You wear eyeliner. (Like I said before...)
You wear the color pink. (I have zero pink items in my room...wait, does my tongue count?)
You go to your mom for advice. (She ain't a fanperson)
You wear chapstick. (What's chapstick?)
You consider cheerleading a sport. (I'm not a cheerleader, but those people need some credit. Seriously. Do a cartwheel and a flip and a human pyramid right now while yelling various cheers and holding pom-poms. Looks freaking hard to me.)
You hate wearing the color black. (I wear black all the time!)
You like hanging out at the mall. (Only to go to Chapters, Cineplex, and eat ice-cream. That count?)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Nobody sees my nails. Why???)
You like wearing jewelry. (Well, I wear this cool and creepy fang necklace, but I think it only unnerves people)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (They're uncomfortable)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (What is this, time number three?)
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Don't judge)
You were in gymnastics/dance. (Can't remember most of my childhood. Maybe it has something to do with my terrible memory)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Don't wear make-up, so this entire line is irrelevant)
You smile a lot more than you should. (I'm like Batman)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (But I think my Dad does)
You care about what you look like. (NOPE!!!)
You like wearing dresses when you can. (But they're so uncomfortable)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Why, so I can choke people?)
You love the movies. (Except, you know, the PERCY JACKSON MOVIES. That should be my new swear word. They're just that horrible)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I played with scissors and lit matches)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Not really. But I know a girl who likes using make-up to make bruises. So realistic!)
Like being the star of everything. (I didn't know what to put here for a second... I mean, sometimes I like attention, but...)

YOUR GIRL SIDE: 5 (Take that, gender I was born as!!!)

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper. (A long temper. As in when I'm angry, I'm angry for a while)

You often act on your emotions without thinking first. (LEEEEOOOOOO)

You are very competitive. (But my sister is)

You like to play with fire. (My mom says I should stop playing with lit matches, but I don't listen. Also, TEAM LEO!!!)

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. (Guess I'm not Percy then)

You prefer warm weather over cold weather. (Kinda in the middle)

You often lose control over yourself. (I'm a fanperson. It happens)

You can be quite reckless. (I dunno)

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. (Don't really know my own strength. Unlike Blackjack)

People have often called you insane. (Like I said before...)

Total: 7

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality. (Sometimes)

You like to go to the beach. (Hmm, what should my comment be?)

You rarely get angry. (Okay, not that one)

When you do get angry, you know how to control it. (Unless I'm out for revenge)

You think before you act. (When I'm not angry)

You are good at breaking up fights. (They call me a PEACEKEEPER. Not really)

You are a good swimmer. (Used to be. Don't know anymore)

You like the rain. (FUN!!!)

You can stay calm in stressful situations. (When I don't get angry)

You are very generous. (I used to have like a million pencils. Now I have four, from lending them to people)

Total: 7 (I'm surprised I got the same amount of water and fire. What does that make me, steam?)

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong. I really doubt it. Unless adrenaline)

You have a close connection with nature. (I'm an ENVIRONMENTALIST)

You don't mind getting dirty. (Who cares?)

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. (Everyone should have rights!! Global warming could kill us and we need to save the environment!!! People should be nice!!! Tacos are amazing!!!!)

You could easily survive in the wild. (Maybe if the wild had tacos)

You care about the environment. (Like I said...)

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. (NOPE!!! Seriously, I'm probably ADHD)

You rarely get depressed. (Ehh...)

You aren't afraid of anything. (Okay, true. I'm also very modest)

You prefer to have a strict set of rules. (Rulebreaker over here!)

Total: 6

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit. (Yep)

You hate rules. (Said that already)

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. (Doesn't really matter)

You hate to be restrained. (Yep)

You are very independent and outgoing. (Yep)

You are quite intelligent. (I consider myself to be)

You tend to be impatient. (You should see me in real life...)

You are easily distracted. (Might be ADHD)

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. (Says my sisters)

You wish you could fly. (Duh)

Total: 10 (Wow, who knew? I mean, I guess steam is similar to air, so...)

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone. (Like Nico)

You prefer nighttime over daytime. (It's cool)

You like creepy things. (Also not scared easily)

You like to play tricks on people. (Wouldn't that be Hermes?)

Black is your favorite color. (One of them)

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, and video games. (Not books. LOOPHOLE!!! Also, Loki is awesome)

You don't talk much. (Kinda shy)

You are atheist. (Like Magnus)

You don't mind watching scary movies. (Not actually that scary)

You love to break the rules. (Said this three times already)

Total: 10 (Again??)

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite. (To people who deserve to be respected)

You are spiritual. (Can't remember what that means, so I'll just say no)

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. (Unless it's a person I hate with a really tiny problem. Or my younger sister)

You believe everything you see or hear. (Not that gullible)

You are afraid of the dark. (Darkness is cool)

You hate violence. (Except for PJO)

You hope for world peace. (Pretty please?)

You are generally a happy person. (Not really)

Everyone loves to be around you. (In my opinion)

You always follow the rules. (What is this, the fourth time??? NO!!!)

Total: 5

(So I'm pretty much a Jason and Nico crossover. Huh.)

Name your 12 favorite PJO characters IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. (Seriously, put the names in a randomizing website or something.)

1. Percy

2. Thalia

3. Leo

4. Calypso

5. Frank

6. Jason

7. Annabeth

8. Reyna

9. Rachel

10. Nico

11. Hazel

12. Piper

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Jason and Hazel?? NO and NO!!!!! That’s just wrong.

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

I mean, Calypso is cute, I guess.

3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

Something would be very strange. Maybe the Fates were bored.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Some, but a ton were dissing Rachel for wanting to break up Percabeth, which is DEFINITELY not true.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO!!!!! THEY ARE SIBLINGS!!! AND THALIA’S A HUNTRESS!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

NEITHER, because Frazel is forever and Frank/Rachel or Frank/Nico will never happen. I mean, the second is more likely in the world of fanfiction, but still.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out?

Annabeth would... I don't know, congratulate them? Thalia's a huntress though, even if this is a pretty good ship.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Nico was depressed. After he and Will broke up, every step he took brought him closer to oblivion. Nobody cared about him anymore, and he figured nobody ever would. But maybe a certain son of Hephaestus can help him find some happiness in his life.

I mean... why not.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Probably, but definitely not the romantic type. Maybe Reyna is watching Percy and Annabeth and feeling sorry for herself, and Percy comes over and gives some inspiring speech and she feels better. I don’t know.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.

The Pain Doesn’t Last Forever

This is just... generic though. So.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Everybody reads Leo fics. He’s awesome and my favorite character ever.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

One says she drew Hazel once, but apparently it turned out horribly.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

NO, because Thalia/Calypso/Frank is a ship that will never sail. I mean, I'd read Thalia/Calypso, but they and Frank are just... not right.

15. If you wrote a Five/Six/Eleven fic, what would the title be?

A Home in New Rome

Less generic but more cheesy, I think. Also... eh.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Frank? Hmm… Not recently, and I can’t remember a time when he was actually the main character in a Fanfic, but I don’t know.

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Percy and Annabeth are in a happy relationship until Rachel runs off with Annabeth. Percy, brokenhearted, has a brief unhappy affair with Piper, then follows the wise advice of Frank and finds true love with Leo.

This actually sounds like something I'd find on this website. Go figure.

17. What would you call this fic?

Weird.

18. How would you feel if Six/Seven were in a heated argument?

I would assume it had something to do with MoA.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling
or relative of yours?

Well, my mom has a student named Hazel who also kind of looks like the HOO Hazel, so I’d probably have about the same reaction with Frank. Which is asking them if they know anyone named Percy/Annabeth/Leo/Piper/Jason/All PJO characters, and asking them if they’d read PJO. And since it really is Frank, creeping him out with my incredible knowledge of his life.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a
rubber ducky?

Hazel and Reyna in the closet with a rubber ducky? Were they knocked unconscious, too? If yes, then blame the Stolls. If no, blame the Stolls for convincing Piper to charmspeak them.
Whatever happens, blame the Stolls.

would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Well, first I would say OHMIGAWDTHALIAISREAL!!!! But then I would be sad because Thalia is awesome and I don't want her to diss me. But still kinda happy because she’s real.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Kill the Stolls.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Piper a rapist? Impossible. Must have been some shape-shifting God.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Shove all the PJO books into Nico’s hands and make him read them. Then make him make the others read them. Then hug him. Then get my sister and my friends to come over, even if I was grounded, and we’d all fanperson together. Nico would probably be weirded out by then, but I don’t care.

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If you could read that, paste this on your profile

.: There are three ways to do things:.
.: The right way:.
.: The wrong way:.
.: And my way, which is wrong too, but faster!:.

My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" (I seriously do think there's something wrong with my mind, though. I have extremely weird thoughts.)

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. (I guess I'll haunt the mortal world.)

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me. (I'm also not other stuff with labels. I'm a human person. Not a robot.)

Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?... I think I lost it. (A long time ago.)

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... (Sorry to ruin your dreams.)

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. (Jerks are horrible.)

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and they got away. (Still miss them.)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. (See, there's a difference between you and me.)

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (Or something that happened in a book.)

Being mature is overrated. (Celebrate Immaturity.)

Being weird is like being normal, only better. (Being normal is overrated.)

I see regular people! (They're over there, looking at me funny)

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. (Or loves me. Depends on how I look at things. In this case, I'm looking at the floor.)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. (Big difference.)

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (Or just leave the person you're talking to and erase all contact.)

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. (I swear I'll try.)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. (Life is much more interesting that way.)

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? (It's a stupid saying. Everything good you do is for the future, not that day!!)

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (Then try to avoid contact for a while.)

Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. (And bronze is unconsciousness.)

When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned. (When has life ever done any favours?"

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. (Tried that once. Ended badly. Don't ask.)

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. (That's what roofs are for.)

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. (You hate the flavour, but it's the only one in the store...?)

Your normalness is creeping my imaginary friend out. (Yeah, be weird for once!!)

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. (Or trees, or highways, or people...)

I’m not afraid of Death. What’s it gonna do, kill me? (Hate to break it to you...)

It’s always the last place you look. Of course, it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? (Common sense.)

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. (You never know.)

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. (My enemies tremble in their flip-flops.)

Before you criticize someone, walk a kilometer in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a kilometer away and have their shoes. (Make sure to take good ones for walking.)

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later. (I wish that worked.)

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. (Don't think that's the way it works, but okay.)

If you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven't used enough! (Buy a truckload for emergencies.)

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay. (Got a good price for it, too.)

There is no "I" in "team" but there is definitely an "ME"...(Big difference.)

I ran with scissors, and lived! (*gasp* IMPOSSIBLE!!)

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. (More common than you might think.)

There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count. (Guess which one I am!)

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. (help)

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. (I found the common denominator people)

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. (Why even bother.)

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. (Come to think of it, my next few weeks are booked.)

I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on. (And laugh to feel included.)

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (Science)

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. (It's funny because it's true.)

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. (um)

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up too

I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

I'm the kind of person who would get fired at the M&M's company for eating most of them.

I'm the kind of person who's not afraid to prank my friends.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you every day.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

An idiot is a 44th-floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world.

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Nothing ruins a great Friday more than realizing it's actually Monday.

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

At my lemonade stand, I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
12: Sing along at the opera.
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose".
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

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Things Wrong with the Percy Jackson Movie

Warning! May contain Lightning Thief spoilers!

1. Character age difference. Waaaay off! (they're supposed to be twelve, not twenty)

2. No Clarisse, Dionysus, Ares, Chimera, Fates, or Argus. (don't even get me started)

3. The Hydra and Persephone weren't in the first book. (Hydra was in the second book, and Persephone was in Demigod Files)

4. Replaced St. Louis scene with Nashville scene. (completely different place!)

5. Annabeth's hair! She's a blond, for goodness sake! (they made that very clear in the book)

6. Grover's personality and appearance. He should have been a shy, sincere satyr with curly hair and a slight limp. (definitely not shy)

7. Percy's eyes. They should've been green. (Sea green)

8. the Underworld's location. It sure wasn't in the Hollywood Sign! (talk about a flashy entrance)

9. the Lotus Casino was supposed to be like an arcade, not like a bar! (with a slide)

10. The pearls weren't even important in the book, they were just from a random underwater lady. In the movie they were the main plot. (it is one thing to change details, but to change the whole plot?)

11. Chiron wasn't supposed to know who Percy's dad was until he was claimed. (And be completely humiliated)

12. The Lotus Casino didn't have any stupid flowers! Who would eat a flower anyway? (they did seem delicious)

13. Luke didn't seem evil until the end in the book, but in the movie Luke was evil from the start. (he was revealed to be evil sooner than in the book)

14. They left out the part where Luke tried to kill Percy with the scorpion!!!!! (and in the movie, he tried to kill him with a bolt of lightning)

15. Left out blue food. (it is PJO, WHO FORGETS BLUE FOOD?!)

16. Didn't mention Thalia's tree. (didn't even see it)

17. Kronos wasn't even MENTIONED. He's the whole reason for the series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Duh!)

18. Left out Tunnel of Love and Restaurant scenes. (not to mention a whole bunch of other scenes)

19. Left out animal truck scene. (like I said before...)

20. Percy was supposed to uncap Riptide, not click it! (big difference)

21. Mrs. Dodds was supposed to be a Pre-Algebra teacher, not an English teacher. (another major factor)

22. There were NO mentions of Percy in a pool AT ALL in the book. (besides the conversation with the gods (which was also not in the book) it is the FIRST SCENE IN THE MOVIE!)

23. Hades wasn't supposed to be a McJagger impersonator. I guess he was listening to Ke$ha ("And we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like McJagger") (who doesn't like Kesha?)

24. Grover wasn't supposed to stay behind in the Underworld. Percy's mom was. (and Persephone wasn't supposed to seduce him!)

25. Percy should have used a gazing ball to look at Medusa, not an iPod, because... (wait for it...)

26. ... DEMIGODS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE ELECTRONICS! (if they do, MORE MONSTERS WOULD ATTACK THEM!)

27. Annabeth and Percy were supposed to be on the same Capture the Flag team. (and Percy was supposed to fight Clarisse)

28. Annabeth was supposed to show Percy around camp. (I don't think he got shown around at all)

29. They never mentioned the Big Three rule. (to Percy)

30. They said that gods aren't allowed to talk to their children. That's not true... they're just not really advised to interfere with the quests. (exactly)

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The End of Everything

The world could end in half a century.

Really, the world could end at any point. It could end in a thousand years, after humans avoid the current crisis and are launched into a new one. It could end next week, from a sudden disaster nobody could figure out in time. But, at the rate we’re going, I would say a good guess is around half a century.

That’s closer than you think.

And when I say ‘end’, I don’t mean the sun exploding and earth being wiped out in moments. I don’t mean the universe reversing it’s expansion, making everything smaller and more squished together until everything blinks out of existence. More, I mean the end of life on earth as we know it. Life in general, actually. Disappearing in a more subtle way, yet unexpected for those who didn’t know what was going on. Our planet is speeding headfirst into another mass extinction, one that I don’t know if we can recover from.

You know the reason.

Pollution. Climate change. Global warming. Overpopulation. Natural disasters. Real things that are ever present in today’s world. Things that we, the people living here, have created. There’s another world war coming on, but it’s not against other people this time. It’s against the actual world.

What goes around, comes around. Including complete destruction.

People are talking about the situation, yet are not doing anything. People are thinking hey, this is bad, and continuing on like normal. NOBODY. IS. ACTING. Instead, we look at the problem - the giant, gaping hole in normality - and move on to the next thing. Yeah, I know people are starving. I know people are depressed. I know others can be mean, selfish, unfair, greedy. And that should change, too. There’s no excuse for that. But those just sort of pale in comparison to the freaking demolition of our planet. The planet our race has been living on, surviving on, for hundreds of thousands of years. And we are going to be the ones who eradicate all that’s been accomplished in that time.

Come on, guys. It’s not rocket science. This can be fixed. Companies need to become greener, we need to stop polluting and overusing plastic, and everyone needs to get their head on straight. Everyone needs to understand exactly just what the consequences will be if we keep on going the way we’re going. Because believe me, the consequences will be bad.

Repost if you understand.

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Reality Check by lani-haluki reviews
Before Owen can escape PTP, Nobody separates Bethany into two halves. The only problem is, all Bethany's memories of book-jumping in the past years are gone. And Owen, still inside PTP, has no idea. Three years later, strange events unfold as Bethany starts reading PTP, where the main character knows her name, and a new student arrives at her school, claiming he's fictional.
Story Thieves - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 625,379 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 4/22/2017
Back in Black by StarStepper reviews
This was not how I wanted to spend my Spring Break. You know, just chilling in Wakanda's wilderness, fighting some aliens, staying stubbornly away from the giant purple monster Mr. Stark told me to avoid. Father/Son (slight) Major Peter!whump because I'm horrible. Please review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 1/7/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thanos, Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Ask the Demigods by Kittydj reviews
A collection of questions asked to the seven and other demigods/gods. May have some cursing. Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! *Note: Please ignore review requests if they become annoying!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 45,105 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Complete
Whispers in the Dark by StarStepper reviews
May and Ben are brutally murdered when HYDRA agents break into Peter's home, seeking the super soldier serum rediscovered by his parents. Now on the run from HYDRA, carrying the formula, the Avengers take him in for protection. Is he just another job, or will he finally find a family? Angst with a HAPPY ending. Read and Review please! Thanks Lord Mesa for the cover image :)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 234,056 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 2/10/2018 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Grimmauld Place by Benevolent Dreamer reviews
When Percy Jackson is mistaken for Harry Potter by a group of Death Eaters while on vacation with Annabeth in Europe, chaos will ensue as the Order tries to set the couple free and Camp Half-Blood tries to find their missing leaders. The plot starts after the intro chapters. It's set just after the Giant War and in between the Order of the Phoenix and the Half-Blood Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,841 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 9/21/2014
Lost and Searching by Smashingcrosses reviews
When Peter finds out he was adopted by the Parker's as a toddler he begins searching for the family he never knew he had. Natasha starts to search for the son she had lost when defecting from the KGB. But things are complicated when enemies, new and old try to destroy the Avengers for good. (AU where Natasha is Peter's mom) R&R?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,990 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Percy Jackson, The Avenger by Half-blood-Weirdo reviews
Percy has an encounter with Nick Fury. A year later, he's being called on to help protect the world… again. He's not alone in this Avengers Initiative. A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist; a super soldier; a green scientist; a Norse god; and two secret agents. What could go wrong?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,687 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 9/16/2018 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Change In Destiny by rainydaysbooksandtea reviews
Merlin's mother died and her father disowned her. She's raised by a servant while her father claimed Morgana as his daughter. Arthur is being forced to marry and much choose his bride before a three day ball ends or marry whomever his father chooses. Can the Prat and the Idiot have a happy ending? Not a normal Cinderella story. Also, errors (grammar) are being fixed finally.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,715 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Where's the Wal-Mart? by RangerOfOlympus reviews
Percy and Barry met for the first time because, well...Percy was kidnapped and ordered to kill the Flash by Zoom. But that didn't work out so well...for Zoom. This time, Percy came on his own with a startling (and strange) declaration. What might that be, you ask? Cats are going to take over the world. (Sequel to "Where's the Starbucks?")
Crossover - Flash & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,613 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 10/10/2017
Infiltration by gammathetaalpha reviews
It is determination that fuels Peter Parker's daring undercover mission as an intern for Stark Tower. The Avengers continue to pursue Spider-Man. If Peter can't find a way to gain the upper-hand, it's only a matter of time before his identity is compromised. He befriends two unlikely allies, as it slowly becomes obvious that something bigger is at play. Sequel to Evasion.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,622 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/14/2016 - Complete
Undefeated by whycan'tIfindanamethatfits reviews
Percy's day was completely normal until a bunch of superhero wannabes track him down for being a so called terrorist. What will Percy do? Talk to Annabeth? Or will he leave his Wise Girl out of the mess because he doesn't want her to get hurt? Disclaimer: I don't own anything! NOTE (09/04/20) NEW AN, SO CHECK IT OUT CAUSE I'M POSTING AN EDITED VERSION OF THIS STORY!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,728 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Black Widow/Natasha R., Nick F.
Back to the Beginning (OLD VERSION) by Myra109 reviews
The giant war has gone incredibly wrong. Gaea has won and Leo is the only one left to fix it. How? By going back in time to when this whole demigod mess began. Leo must change fate before it is too late. Language, bad nightmares, and maybe some violence but I'll try not to make it too graphic. IS BEING REWRITTEN! REWRITE IS TITLED BORN READY!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,737 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Percy J., Leo V.
The Once and Future King by SharKohen reviews
Summary: Jack's a warlock - an unfortunate profession in an anti-magic kingdom, and more so now that his master's the prince himself. But Hiccup is the prophesied Once and Future King, who will unite magic and non-magic worlds, and Jack's destiny is to bring that to pass, among dragons, witches, warlords and their collective idiosyncrasies. BBC's Merlin AU, ROTBTFD, Non-slash.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,474 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
Best Friends by tallshadow72 reviews
Nico takes a wrong turn in the Labyrinth. Next thing he knows, he's attending a school called Hogwarts and he's best friends with a girl named Hermione Granger. (Or, a Nico-at-Hogwarts AU where Nico starts in first year and isn't on any sort of mission.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,355 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Hermione G., Nico A.
Doctor Strange - Superheroes' Physician Extraordinaire by sudoku reviews
Dr Strange had a bet with Wong that he wouldn't last one day without endangering himself. To win the bet, he decided to be just a doctor for one day at the "Night Nurse" Clinic aka the clinic for all superheroes and others with no questions asked. Who would have thought that Tuesday would be a busy time for superheroes, antiheroes, and supervillains to get injured?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,055 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, Dr. Strange/Stephen S.
Jacks Family by Masked Revenge reviews
A bunch of different one-shots of Jack and the Guardians. Mostly Jack-centric. Better than it sounds. Hurt!Jack and a bunch of fluff
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,258 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 12/10/2017
The Mandala Effect: The Janus Knights by SociopathicAngel reviews
Loki's spell drops Clint into a medieval landscape that appears to be nearly fourteen centuries in the past. Unfortunately, his search for a way home is put on hold when he is drafted to help the Ranger's Will and Halt to investigate a string of mysterious disappearances. (Rated T for language) [NO LONGER UPDATING]
Crossover - Ranger's Apprentice & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,960 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/4/2017 - Will, Halt, Gilan, Hawkeye/Clint B.
I'm Peter By The Way by Triscribe reviews
Five times Peter introduced himself to someone at Avengers Compound, and one time a visitor already knew exactly who he was. (Prequel to Curbside Pick-up - can be read in either order)(Edit: now also a 10 2 story; apparently I made these shenanigans too popular for my own good!)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Good Ol'Fashion Memeing by Lost-In-The-Muse reviews
Peter has an internet friend. Shuri has an enabler.
Crossover - Avengers & Black Panther - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/2/2018 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker, T'challa/Black Panther, Shuri
We put the Fun in Funeral by Lost-In-The-Muse reviews
In which a self-proclaimed Zombie gets stabbed by Mrs. Dodds on her lunch break, and Percy just wishes he stayed at home. Not your average OC Self-Insert.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/7/2019 - Percy J., OC
The Mystery Twins: Search for the Impossible (AU Based on CW's Flash) by Fester Drummond reviews
My name is Dipper Pines. When my sister and I were five, we saw our parents murdered by something impossible. Then an accident made us the impossible. To the outside world we're just teenagers, but secretly we solve mysteries and find other metahumans like us. And one day, we'll find who killed our parents and finally get justice for their deaths. We are the Mystery Twins! Flash AU
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,768 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/18/2019 - Published: 4/20/2017 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill
It's a Bit Cold, Fire Anyone? by NBrokenShacklesN reviews
When Leo got blown of the Argo Two by Khione, the last thing he expected was to end up in a world completely covered by snow. An evil queen in a reindeer pulled sleigh, with a magic wand, loads of furs, and a dwarf as a companion. More to the point why is there a British Nico locked up in her dungeon, insisting his name is Edmund?
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,913 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/21/2019 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Edmund Pevensie, Leo V.
Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir, in Camelot by Carly the Llama reviews
When Camelot finds itself under attack from villain, Papillon, Merlin and Morgana each find the Cat and Ladybug Miraculous, becoming Ladybug and Cat Noir. Alongside this, they need to manage their already chaotic normal lives and the beginnings of a love square, not to mention that pesky destiny.
Crossover - Merlin & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2019 - Published: 11/4/2018 - [Morgana, Merlin] Tikki, Plagg
Ninjago Wizards by PrincessFoxSpaceNinja reviews
A Harry Potter AU where the ninjas are all wizards. Includes Elemental Masters as other wizards and witches, cookies, visions, Zane/Lloyd friendship, illegal magical beasts and a study club. In which Kai is hilariously oblivious, Zane has visions, Cole lies to his father about which house he's in and Jay and Nya discover a shocking secret about their professor when stealing a broom
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/4/2019 - Published: 3/9/2018
The Afterlife is Weird by ObsidianWingsOfMidnight reviews
Tadashi Hamada died in that explosion, but someone has plans for him in the afterlife. And boy is it the weirdest thing he's ever experienced. Runs concurrently with the movie mainly from Tadashi's perspective. includes minor Fredashi
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/3/2019 - Published: 6/4/2015
A Flash of Flames, and He Was Gone by BlenderChicken reviews
Leo Valdez was the average demigod with wicked fire hands and a place in the Camp Half-Blood Hall of Fame for Most Tacos Eaten in One Minute (8.5). What he didn't expect was to be whooshed away by a blue-and-black speedster, taken to Earth-1, and instructed to capture and deliver the Flash. Why? Because Zoom's story made sense: he was the good guy...and the Flash was not.
Crossover - Flash & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 10/4/2017
Immortal Families Are Eternally Messy by The Inverse Universe reviews
When Odin punished Loki, he killed his son Narfi. Now Thor and Loki are on Earth to protect Loki’s youngest son, Percy Jackson. However, Percy and new friend Peter Parker aren’t too keen on Loki’s protection.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/14/2019
You look like Me! by Lailuh reviews
There were people walking around in full Spider-man outfits. Peter had no clue as to why but ultimately found out it was all Tony's fault
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/8/2019 - Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
In The Time Of Need by Littleheartache reviews
The time has come for the Once and Future King to arise. It just happens to take place at the exact same time of the Chitauri invasion. What does S.H.I.E.L.D and the Avengers have to say about this. (Sorry crap at summaries.)
Crossover - Merlin & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Forbidden Masters by DaStonekeeper reviews
(This story takes place pre-season 7) Jay notices something strange with his powers, and things only get weirder when he discovers he has some interesting relations with the ninja's former enemy, Morro. Now Sensei Wu tells him about a forbidden legacy of Elemental Masters that was never supposed to be discovered... and Jay is supposedly the only heir. (Excuse bad 1st chapter!)
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,421 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/29/2019 - Published: 11/26/2017
Peter Parker - Peter Skywalker by pastelchalks reviews
Peter suddenly finds himself reborn as the third triplet to the Skywalker family, with his two other siblings Luke and Leia. Kenobi observes that Peter has great power in the force, when in reality it's just his spidey-sense and unnatural flipping talent.
Crossover - Star Wars & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/19/2019 - Published: 4/13/2018 - Luke S., Leia O., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Logic Bombs by tallshadow72 reviews
So many stupid moments could have been prevented if someone had injected an ounce of logic into the situation. A collection of one-shots where various characters do exactly that.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius - Complete
Small World, Big League by Literaturefangirl reviews
Heroes collide with the Shazam Family now on the scene, (A.K.A Flash catches up with Darla and Freddy meets Batman.)
Shazam! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Billy B., Darla D., Freddy F. - Complete
Of Arthurian Legend by Just-an-Innocent-Bystander reviews
Annabeth is sent back in time on a quest from the gods, back to the time of King Uther's reign in Camelot. She has been disconnected from Percy, who has been left in the future, wondering where on earth his girlfriend could be. Annabeth soon meets Merlin, and then the great Arthur himself. Can she stay undercover long enough to figure out the purpose of her quest?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/20/2019 - Published: 1/14/2018
Friendly Neighborhood Speedster by satan-chillin reviews
There's a new superhero keeping a low profile, but moving at fast speed doesn't really help, especially if that kind of ability makes you an internet sensation. Peter would very much like to meet him. On a different note, Peter gets a new chemistry instructor, Mr. Barry Allen.
Crossover - Flash & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,867 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/16/2019 - Published: 5/24/2018 - Barry A./The Flash, Spider-Man/Peter Parker
in this essay, i'll prove that my brother is actually kid danger by kadtherine reviews
Piper likes to think that she's smarter than people give her credit for. Smart enough to know that her brother isn't stupid enough to slip on his own poop and break his arm while doing so.
Henry Danger - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2019 - Complete
It's (Never) Easy by TheCreativeCasseroles reviews
Rumor: a currently circulating story or report of uncertain or doubtful truth. Honestly, no one should believe in them. They're absolutely terrible. Pies are delicious and wonderful. It's a shame that these two things are most likely how Billy got into this mess in the first place.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/27/2019 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Billy B./Captain Marvel
The Marvelous Adventures of the SuperBat Family by Gage39 reviews
After finding out that Captain Marvel in an autistic, homeless child Superman and Batman panic and accidentally find themselves raising young Billy Batson. Surely taking care of a superpowered preteen isn't all that difficult even with interference from Black Adam and the myriad of people that suddenly think they're dating.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/21/2019 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Billy B./Captain Marvel/Shazam
Sins of the Fathers by geekymoviemom reviews
Tony Stark would never describe his relationship with his father as anything other than difficult. So what would possess him to agree to become the guardian of some random kid from Queens? Peter Parker lost his parents when he was barely old enough to remember them. But when tragedy strikes again during the Stark Expo, it's none other than Iron Man, his hero, who rescues him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 319,129 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 1/14/2019 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Dream Busted by IBD Ninja reviews
"I know it's possible to be a in a different position when you dream, like as a book character- I've done that once or twice. But everything I'm hearing is scary accurate- and besides, he never bothers listening to what they do. Something is up. And I intend to find out what."
Henry Danger - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,084 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/6/2019 - Published: 7/22/2018 - Complete
Unlikely Allies by BirdwingWillow reviews
Percy and Annabeth's lives have just calmed down after the Giant War but after an encounter with a certain spider-boy, their lives are filled with new monsters and new friendships. Post-Heroes of Olympus, Post-Spiderman Homecoming, Pre-Infinity War. Rated T for occasional language
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Incredible Neighborhood Spider-Man by emmamelon reviews
After the legalization of supers, there's nothing to stop Peter Parker from swooping into the legal mess, emotional tangles, and physical strain of delivering justice. As he continues along this path, expectations change, enemies and allies are readily made, and an entire past he has yet to uncover rears its bloody head- and all he wanted was to be on a poster somewhere.
Crossover - Incredibles & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,316 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 10/2/2018 - Elastigirl, Mr. Incredible, Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Fire Triangle by NBrokenShacklesN reviews
Having been back in time a year, it's time for Leo to join Percy on his quest to the Bermuda triangle and the sea of monsters, but first, Leo must adapt to life and camp, and life back in foster care. Rated T for nightmares (bad ones) SEQUEL TO CHANGE THROUGH FLAME read that first.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,802 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V., Reyna R.
Titan's Lullaby by StarStepper reviews
When Peter saves Mr. Stark from being stabbed by Thanos, he has to deal with the consequences of facing the Mad Titan...alone. OR. Infinity War hurt me and I didn't appreciate it, so I fixed it instead of performing my adult responsibilities. It would mean the world if you read and reviewed :) T for language and canon-typical violence. Complete for now.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 127 - Published: 12/14/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thanos, Spider-Man/Peter Parker, Dr. Strange/Stephen S. - Complete
What will you be doing at the end of the world? by Atlasnix reviews
(Post Infinity War) Peter had only been out of the country twice; once to Germany, and once to Titan. One of which he never came back from. That was, until he ended up 10 years into the past, of course.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/4/2018 - Published: 6/17/2018
The Ghost in Tony's Kitchen by RebelzHeart reviews
In which post-IW, Peter becomes a ghost.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/16/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
New World, New Life by ThatOneFriedFry reviews
After Percy Jackson gets betrayed and sucked into another dimension, he meets the mysterious Barry Allen and his group at STAR Labs, what will he do? (set after BoO an season 2 of CW's The Flash)
Crossover - Flash & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/20/2018 - Published: 1/20/2017 - Barry A./The Flash, Cisco R., Percy J., Hestia
What's in a name? by Lailuh reviews
Tony recalls Peter using his first name
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/20/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Timelines by PrincessFoxSpaceNinja reviews
After Pythor went back in time to ensure that the Overlord wins, Lloyd is thrust into an alternative timeline. With the ninjas separated and/or enslaved, can the Green Ninja repair the timeline? And with his father still alive, will he?
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 55 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Lord G., Lloyd G., Overlord, The Ninja
Back in Black: Tony Stark Edition by StarStepper reviews
Back in Black from the perspective of Tony Stark. Rated T for language. Sorry it took me so long, and I hope you enjoy :) read and review please! Also definitely didn't proofread it, so feel free to yell at me for any mistakes XD
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/19/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Elemental Switch by PrincessFoxSpaceNinja reviews
After Wu's students abandoned him on a flagpole, Lloyd was taken in by the masters of Form, Mind, Nature and Amber. After she was saved by Wu's students, Nya can't find her brother, who went missing in the attack. Everybody's elements are jumbled, but Wu's students still are the elements of fire, lightning, earth and ice.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,189 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/14/2018 - Published: 8/30/2017 - Kai, Lloyd G., Nya, Skylor
Control by Myra109 reviews
After Leo sacrifices himself to defeat Gaea, he wakes up in some kind of lab in Indiana with no memory. With so many strange things happening, such as the Upside Down, Will Byers's disappearance, and so many others, Leo must go on a journey with three boys to find their friend and Leo's memory and defeat the monster. Basically Stranger Things with Leo as Eleven, no Calypso, AU
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,900 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Leo V.
Life's a Game (Rewriting) by LanceStratus reviews
Gamer fanfic. Percy receives gamer powers during his stay at Yancy Academy, letting him improve his stats, gain new powers, get loot, and giving him a huge advantage in later quests. Eventual OP Percy. Covers the PJO series but with a gamer twist. Includes huge changes to plot and new enemies. Pertemis, but it'll take a while. Cover by Viria. Undergoing rewrite!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,471 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 6/19/2018 - Published: 1/21/2017 - [Percy J., Artemis] Annabeth C., Reyna R.
Percy Jackson and Tide Pods by Cooljoanna18 reviews
"Excuse me?" Questioned the son of Poseidon. "This is our new threat to the demigods! Tide-pods!" inspired by CollegeHumor tide pod commercial
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2018 - Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
Why Me? by Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon reviews
Y'know, mysterious things can happen when you put together two worlds that aren't too different. But that's even more true when one world isn't aware that the other knows of it. Especially when stories and legends are told about the unaware world's greatest in the one that IS aware of the other.. But what happens when the legendary hero is on the brink of death from a foe not his?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Trollhunters - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 12/29/2017
Ask PJO and HOO by MuggleBornDemigod123 reviews
Write a review with any question for any character and they will answer it. REVEIW WITH QUESTION!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 5/14/2018
Dance Off by xXx DIGITAL xXx reviews
*inspired by Thanos dance moves in Fortnite and Infinity War* (spoilers!) When all hope seens lost, only one way remains and it's one done before to distract a big turd blossom.
Crossover - Avengers & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thanos, Spider-Man/Peter Parker, P. Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Avengers by ChrysSelene reviews
Percy Jackson is living the dream. He has an amazing wife, world famous architect Annabeth Chase, waiting at home for him each night. Things are as normal as they can be (for a demigod) but that's all about to change when the world of "myths" collide with the world of playboy billionaires and the rest of the Avengers initiative.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,979 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 4/3/2017
Ghost Brother by PrincessFoxSpaceNinja reviews
Morro is being hunted by the Preeminent's generals, who seek to destroy them. He goes to his long-lost baby brother, who isn't a baby anymore and one of the ninjas. One who doesn't really want to help, but does so anyway. Lloyd has multiple panic attacks, Kai and Zane try to keep their relationship a secret and Jay REALLY doesn't want to help Morro.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,715 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 8/16/2017 - [Kai, Zane] Jay, Morro
Story Thieves and Percy Jackson Crossover by beautyintheashes reviews
When Kiel, Bethany, and Owen jump into "The Lightning Thief", and enter Camp Half-Blood disguised as demigods, Bethany loses her powers. How will they get back to the non-fictional world? With Kiel jealous that Bethany likes Percy, Owen wanting a sword, and general insanity, sure to be awesome. Hilarity will ensue. (This is my first fic, so please be nice.)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Story Thieves - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 4/21/2018
Kindred Spirits by thepensword reviews
Hazel Levesque and Steve Rogers. Both died in the 40s. Both returned in modern times. And both are heroes. What will happen if they meet in both past and present lives? *Also in Captain America/PJO section under the title 'Kindred Souls'* (DISCONTINUED)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,936 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 3/8/2015
Alcoves by tallshadow72 reviews
Morgana keeps pulling Merlin into alcoves for increasingly silly reasons. Becomes outright crack by the end. Not a Mergana fic.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/27/2018 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Flame Guardian by Catsrawesome reviews
Leo knew that he was a monster. He always hurt those who he loved. His mom, his friends, Calypso... That's why he kept his distance, especially after the recent battle against Gaia. But when a mysterious girl with a strange set of powers eerily similar to his appears to take him to his new "home", he realizes that, while he may be a monster, it may not be such a bad thing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 8/20/2015 - [Calypso, Leo V.] OC
Twenty Years by E13I7UI1411 reviews
We all know Leo was brought back to life after the giant war via Physicians Cure. But how long was he really dead? A few days, maybe even a couple weeks. A month or two at most. At least that's what Leo thinks. In fact it was been twenty years. How has the world changed in his absence? How has his friends? I've adopted this story from SilverWing321 Summary of what they wrote inside
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017
The Magical Jackson Twins by iisAnonymousperson reviews
Instead of going to the Dursly's, Harry is sent to his mothers half-sister, a daughter of Hecate. Harry Potter grows up with Percy Jackson. Both are wizards, and camp taught them all about the gods. When Sally's husband goes from good to bad, the boys run away. Hiding in the forests of England and Scotland, how will they survive? After all, they are only eight years old.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Harry P., Percy J.
Countdown to Christmas by Kittydj reviews
Exactly what the title says. Ask the demigods questions on stuff, and they'll respond. Question may appear in the official Ask the Demigods story I have as well. Okay for people of all religions! Second half to be completed at the end of this year. Rated T for cussing just to be safe. Disclaimer: I. own. NOTHING! Also: On haitus until December, in which the story shall be completed
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 11/30/2017
Ask the seven! by ISB reviews
Heres my take on ask the seven,only you can ask ANYONE ANYTHING. Go ahead and ask Sally's blue cookies why they cant tie their own shoelaces! As long as Rating appropriate,ask anything! Your question is garunteed to be answered!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 47,589 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 8/8/2016
Of Destinies, Inevitability and Simple Logic by Blue Teller reviews
"Wait. So let me get this straight. Destinies can't be changed." - "That is correct, young warlock." - "And Morgana's going to become evil. So... your advice for this situation is to kill Morgana. In other words, you're telling me to change destiny... through killing Morgana." Merlin watched with satisfaction as the Great Dragon was speechless for the first time since they had met.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 1/23/2017 - Morgana, Merlin, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah - Complete
How to be a Dragonlord by Blue Teller reviews
Balinor wasn't an idiot - there was a reason why he survived while all the other Dragonlords didn't. You think he's going to die uselessly stabbed by some random bandit? Oh heck no! Rewrite of Balinor's arc, part II of the "Simple Logic" series, sequel to "Of Destinies, Inevitability and Simple Logic". Pointing out plot-holes, humor. Can be read separately.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Merlin, Arthur, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah, Balinor - Complete
The Quest of Two Worlds by shashaspeaks reviews
Follow Percy Jackson as he goes to Great Britain to apparently teach somewhere. Turns out, this somewhere is Hogwarts, and the nosy Golden Trio want to find out who this Prof. Jackson is, along with the rumor that Hagrid has found a brand new, bronze dragon in the Forbidden Forest. Set about a year after each war. Only normal pairings include. Now on hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,874 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Percy J., Leo V.
A Matter of Perspective by Boudicca1 reviews
On the morning of June 3rd, two very different headlines appear on two very different newspapers for two very different audiences. The Daily Prophet reads: "Calamity Strikes Again! Death Eater Attacks Helpless Muggles", while the The Telegraph reads: "Man in Darth Vader Cosplay Enters Shop, Destroys Lamp"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Complete
Where's the Starbucks? by RangerOfOlympus reviews
Percy's powerful. Too powerful for his own good, sometimes. So what happens when Zoom hears about Percy and brings him to the Flash's world to kill the Flash? Well, that was his intention. Percy may not have really understood...
Crossover - Flash & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,743 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Complete
Ninja Bonding by PrincessFoxSpaceNinja reviews
Lloyd has been feeling down lately. With his uncle missing through time, his father dead and much more drama going on in his life, the Green Ninja is stuck bonding with Jay. In the meantime, the other Ninjas have to deal with each other in uncomfortable pairs. Will Misako kill Dareth? Will Cole survive Nya? How awkward will things get with Kai and Zane and what is Ronin planning?
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Kai, Jay, Lloyd G., Zane - Complete
I Came, I Saw, I Ran Away by Alibi Nonsense reviews
In which the globe lights all go out at once, Jack's staff is just a big stick, Jamie probably needs to put a lock on his window, and crying can be problematic when you're a walking fridge freezer. (Warning: crack, and crack treated seriously)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jack Frost - Complete
The Dragon, the Witch and the Wardrobe by tallshadow72 reviews
Arthur wishes something interesting would happen. He gets more than he bargained for. Slightly crack. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/8/2017 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Aithusa - Complete
The Art of Pillow Hunting by Blue Teller reviews
Based on Mapplepie's story "The Art of Pillow Giving". In a clumsy attempt to earn John's forgiveness, Sherlock sets out to gather as many pillows as possible. The question is, where does a Consulting Detective get 40 pillows from in less than 24 hours? Certainly not the store - that would require way too much effort. Humor, friendship, fluffiness and most of all, pillows.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
When Mechanics Meet by storymaker1235 reviews
Tony Stark's mother died and left him with her diary. In this, he discovers that he had a half-sister, Esperanza Valdez. He learns that even though she is dead, her son Leo is not. And thanks to social media, he knows just where to find him. Or at least find information to find him. How will this family reunion go? Thanks to a pirate and a dog, not so well.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,385 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Leo V., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Scarlet Speedster by Ironbat77 reviews
Flash AU. Post-Bon Bon the Birthday Clown: Star returns to Mewni to rescue Glossaryck, defeat Ludo, and give herself some space from Marco after recent of events. Meanwhile, Marco is given abilities that that would change his destiny and bring new, powerful enemies.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,035 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 12/9/2016 - Star B., Marco D., Jackie L. T., Janna - Complete
But I really am a Sorcerer! by Blue Teller reviews
Merlin finally gathers his courage and tells Arthur about his magic. ...The problem is, Arthur doesn't believe him. It appears the convincing part will be much more difficult than dealing with the aftermath... Reveal fic with humor
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Merlin, Arthur
Oh My Glitch! by Asori reviews
The Lab Rats (and eventually Leo) have bionics that give them amazing abilities. But not everything always goes smoothly; here is a collection of one-shots, two-shots, and three-shots of some of their previously unrecorded and hilarious glitches. Be prepared to die of laughter – read at your own risk.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,866 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Adam, Bree, Chase, Leo - Complete
Of Wizards and Water by PercysPancakes reviews
Percy Jackson finds him self running through the woods being chased by some snatchers who think that he his Harry Potter. He is shoved into the Wizarding world, and quickly learns that this war is more personal than he would prefer it to be. Set after the Giant War and during The Deathly Hallows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016
Of Magic and Mythology by anajadenx reviews
One day, The Seven, Nico, Thalia and Reyna go to Hogwarts and meets the Golden Trio. Unfortunately, they have an increasingly difficult time blending in, and setting Snape on fire is just so slightly difficult to cope with. As Voldemort rises, the demigods and wizards will have to work together to win the biggest battle Hogwarts has ever seen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 42,613 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Percy J., Leo V.
I Dare You to Read This by Catsrawesome reviews
Let me get your attention. ahoedjhioaw3eyfok2rnujsjhfuqwjfujdejuirjjetfiokmlpostbvwau 0gkiaKRFDKLEDFKIWEFDJKDVH AKLVNfoldwfjdvkgeJJdzxncbvjsx Now some smiley faces: :):):):):):):):):):):) :):):):):) CYCLOPES! .).).).).).).).).).).).).) Now some cookies: (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) DID IT! Do I care? No. Do you care? Let's find out. (Used to be just PJO fanfic)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 46,228 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 7/15/2014
Burnt by Catsrawesome reviews
Sorcery in the kingdom of Olympus is dangerous. But it never seemed that way for Harley and Leo. But when Leo goes too far and almost kills Harley, he vows never to use magic again. Harley never knew why his brother suddenly shut him out until Leo looses control once again and runs away. Will Harley be able to find Leo and save Olympus from becoming ash? A HOO Version of Frozen.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,078 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Leo V., Harley
Percy isn't THAT blind by One Fandom Is Not Enough reviews
People seem to forget that Percy lives in Manhattan. Sure he is a bit busy with demigodly stuff and okay, maybe he isn't the most observant person on the planet...but he isn't exactly going to miss a massive fucking hole in the sky, especially if it has aliens pouring out of it.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,007 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 3/28/2015
What can Happen in Two Hours by Thingygazinga reviews
When Jason and Annabeth leave Piper and Percy alone for two hours, and who knows what happens in that time period. Includes a blue cupcake, a red cape, and Percy trying to be a bat.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Ninjago: A Jump Back Into Time! by OtakuDemonOfBlue reviews
Five Ninja. Lloyd, Kai, Zane, Cole and Jay . A portal. Only Two Ninja went through. It sent them back to the very beginning...not much is the same, even though at first it looks like it is. Special bonds have been broken, and new bonds have been created. The fate of the future Ninjago, rests in their hands. (Contains, Swearing (Mild) Bruiseshipping (sorry) and rated T for safety! )
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 6/10/2016 - Cole, Jay
Complaint Department by awesomeninja09 reviews
People of FanFiction, I am here to tell you about the complaints that the Wizards, Witches, and Demigods have been having with your stories. They wanted me to post it on this website, since this website has one of the biggest problems with this. So please read and change your ways (not)!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 18,526 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 8/15/2015
Friends With the Enemy by Holla148 reviews
Superhero AU. What do you do when you wind friends with your enemy? And you're the only one who knows. *NO SLASH* only friendship.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Jason G., Leo V.
Wait, what? by Leisey reviews
Volpina had Marinette. She had Marinette and she was dangling her from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 378 - Published: 5/26/2016 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Lila R./Volpina - Complete
Unlikely Friends by ForlornSpirit reviews
"What's his name?"Looking up Sally looked like her grin was going to split her face in two."Perseus. Perseus Jackson."And oh what a wonderful story his would be./ What if Sally Jackson was an Asgardian? She only adopted Percy? What if Percy and Loki were best friends? How would Percy react to Loki trying to take over Earth? (Possible LokixPercy. I haven't decided.)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,109 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/23/2016 - [Percy J., Loki] Sally J., Thor
Lights, Camera, Action by NBrokenShacklesN reviews
Piper returns to her fathers house after the giant war, and finds that he is retiring from showbiz, with one last movie. Only problem is... He wants her in this one. Jiper (don't like don't read) T for kissing. DISCONTINUED, Adopted by Jaspercabeth22
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,596 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Piper M., Jason G., Tristan M. - Complete
The Stolen Weapons by LCMarvel reviews
When Percy was young his mom got a job to be a certain daughter of Aphrodite's nanny. They were raised together since they were young, now they are sucked into the world of the gods, and have to retrieve the big three's symbols of power. It all seems easy to Percy, but Piper has to keep a child of Athena from her future boyfriend. Key word: future. PercyxPiper (Credit to cover art)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M.
Logic by FandomsForeva reviews
Because as awesome as the Avengers are, you can't break into someone's house, tranquilize them, and then take them in for questioning without a warrant. And really, can you see Annabeth letting something like that slide? Oneshot.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/15/2015
Demigods as Superheroes by elfqueen13 reviews
Leo just had the Best Idea Ever! Run away quickly, everyone! But seriously. He naturally wants everyone to join in...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Nico A., Leo V. - Complete
JL Eh? by Two-Eyed Charlie reviews
Justice. Canadian style.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Barry A./Flash - Complete
Chicken Soup With Rice by Convenient Alias reviews
Bruce meets a young man named Peter in a bookstore. A young man who seems to be researching how radiation can be used to enhance the human body. "That sounds like a terrible idea. How about we...um...get some coffee and talk about it?"
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 422 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Becoming of a King by BloodDarkerThanCrimson reviews
When Percy follows the mysterious voice in a forest that he didn't where where it sprouted from, he's gotten to another world with some stupid prophecy and someone whom he should protect, along with this Emrys.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,185 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Percy J., Merlin, Arthur
Demigods in a Fantasy World by everlyrics reviews
Piper, Annabeth, Leo, Hazel, and Rachel get transferred into a different world they never knew existed. Now they have to find a way to get out. SEQUEL IS UP
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,893 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Annabeth C., Piper M., Leo V., Hazel L. - Complete
Demigods in a Disney World by everlyrics reviews
After returning from the Fantasy world, demigods get blasted into a Disney world. How will they get out this time? Sequel of Demigods in a Fantasy World. I suggest you read that first!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 3/25/2015
The Big Four Take Hogwarts by owlgirl16 reviews
Long before Harry Potter, four children met at a certain school of magic and would make history. Their names? Jack Frost, Merida Dunbroch, Hiccup Haddock, and Rapunzel Corona. Hogwarts wouldn't know what hit them. ROBTD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,191 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015
Wizard vs Demigod by AnnabethJackson PiperGrace reviews
Percy Jackson was pretty sure he knew about everything that was out there. He knew that he was a demigod. He knew he was a pretty dam good one, too. He knew his girlfriend obsessed over Harry Potter too much. But when he wakes in the wizard world, with nothing but Riptide to guide him, will he wish that he'd paid more attention to Annabeth? Will our hero survive at Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,725 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014
A New York Yankey in King Uther's Court by Byakugan789 reviews
When Tony Stark fell through the portal in the Avengers Movie, it closed around him. In the movie he fell out of it with barely a flash of blue light to be woken up by the HULK, but what if that wasn't all that happened? What if when the portal closed upon Tony, Stark fell out elsewhere as well? For your enjoyment, the tales of Tony Stark as he throws Camelot... into chaos! UFAdopt
Crossover - Merlin & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,050 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Iron Man/Tony S.
The Key to Success by Catsrawesome reviews
It all started with a horrible fight between two of our favorite demigods. Jason says that Leo will never be a success, and Leo is so determined to prove him wrong that he makes a bet that in fives years time, he will be a success, while putting two thousand drachmas on the line. When they reunite with him after five years, they find him comfortable, happy, and... famous? R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Jason G., Leo V.
Do You Want to Kill a Gaia? by Catsrawesome reviews
Trying to find and kill Mother Earth can really take a toll on someone. Leo, however, has a plan to get everyone's spirits back up. Read to find out what he does! I made up the lyrics with help from my sister and friends from camp.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Complete
The Let's Kill Octavian Club by Catsrawesome reviews
Come, my fellow Octavian haters. Do you want to join our club? Just follow these easy steps and you will be able to celebrate along with us. We hope to see you there.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Complete
In the Mind of the Crazy by PurpleNicole531 reviews
These are one of the days when Leo realizes it's not a good idea to hog down a whole pint of ice cream after midnight or else you're going to end up having some very strange dreams.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Adam, Bree, Chase, Leo - Complete
The Heroes of Olympus: LAND SHARK! by Catsrawesome reviews
One-shot about Leo and Percy being stupid and singing Landshark. I hope you like it! MEANT TO BE ENTIRELY WEIRD!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
Don't even go there Unless you want me to tell you about my life… by elfqueen13 reviews
Sooo, Harry thinks his life was ruined 'cause of a prophecy? He's got nothing on Percy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Nothing Happened by DragonSilhouette reviews
Tony Stark encounters a certain teenage spy.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Change through Flame by NBrokenShacklesN reviews
When the world falls to Gaea, Leo Valdez is the only one left to save it, how? why by traveling back in time! This is Leo's story, how he rose from the ashes of a broken world, and risked everything to save it, of the joys, and the pain of being the savior, hidden in the shadows... Well as much as fire can hide... SEQUEL NOW UP!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,035 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
Why Does She Even Have That Lever? by MoonKent reviews
Come join a tour of Kuzco's palace (complete with waterslide) and learn the answer to the greatest mystery of our time!
Emperor's New Groove - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
Guardian Angel by DarkChain reviews
Merlin, a young angel, comes to a private college where he meets his protégé Arthur. But it isn't always an easy task to protect a prat like him. Can Merlin manage his new life as a student and keep Arthur safe at the same time? Without him finding out of course... Trouble is to be expected ;) Modern AU; Angel!Merlin; no slash, just Bromance ; multi-chaptered
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,530 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Bat Son by frumi0us reviews
AU written for the YJ anon meme. Turns out Billy Batson is Batman's son.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,816 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Billy B./Captain Marvel, Bruce W./Batman
The Shawarma Thing by DragonSilhouette reviews
In which Percy and Thalia eat shawarma during an alien invasion.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 156 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Saving the BWL Percy Style by Ciel Black018 reviews
Harry's time is finally over. With Voldemort gone, the wizarding world is finally at peace. That is, until shadows appeared at the Great Hall. It was a good thing really that his cousin, Percy Jackson was there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Complete
Play Again? by Convenient Alias reviews
When Spider-man dies in battle, instead of staying dead he discovers that he is part of a videogame that allows him to reset and come back to life a couple minutes in the past. What will he do upon finding out his entire life is a videogame, and is there a way for him to win?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man
The Big Three by Percy Son of Neptune reviews
Percy Thalia and Nico started a band at the end of their freshman year. It became one of the biggest in the world. Fighting to keep their identities a secret, they manage to succeed at convincing their friends they're normal teenagers, but only until junior year. When a new girl transfers to Goode High, everything, including their secret, is bound to be revealed.Full summary inside
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,654 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Tale of Fire by AlexCfiolee reviews
What if Dustfinger and Farid met Leo Valdez? Two fire-eaters who have trained to tame fire meet the boy who can summon fire at the snap of his fingers and can never be hurt by flames. And I'm just putting the genre as humor because I don't know what else fits, I'm not sure if you'll find it funny or not :)
Crossover - Inkheart & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Dustfinger, Farid, Leo V. - Complete
Diary of an Ordinary Citizen of Camelot by chibikaty reviews
The daily insanity of life living in Camelot, through the eyes of a hapless bystander. Camelot really is a very silly place…
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Take Out by mcfuz reviews
Carter stifled a groan as he saw the queue. He was not having a good day. / In which Carter Kane orders take-out, Leo Valdez orders take-out, and, naturally, misunderstandings ensue.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Leo V., Carter K. - Complete
Time Travel to Hogwarts by TheAberrantInkwell reviews
What really happened on the night of Harry's sorting? Percy Jackson showed up of course! Confusion over half-bloods, location, and time ensues! Who will save Hogwarts from the chaos that is Percy? And who is the other half-blood lurking in Hogwarts? RE-POST FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Filling the Hollow Moments by Unformal Sorrelle reviews
A series of drabble-esque moments about 5X08, 5X09 and 5X11 in the humor genre. Featuring Leon's appreciation of crossbows, Merlin not going along with Gwen's story, the conspiracy of black clothes, Arthur always picking up the wrong point again and now Mordred's lack of being able to defend Kara and Morgana's reaction to the end of the episode.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
5 Detectives and Criminals that Never Met Sherlock by chibikaty reviews
Or, Sherlock sees the world. The world copes with Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rue Creeping Out Snow! by Intelligent Goddess 371 reviews
Rue's ghost will be creeping out Snow because she's awesome that way!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Rue, Pres. Snow - Complete
It's All Relative by Kitty O reviews
"Mother!" "Gwaine," whispered Merlin, sidling up to him. "That's not your mother." Because BBC Merlin doesn't always go so well with the legend. Crack ficlet, T for VERY slight suggestive remarks.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Gwaine, Mordred - Complete
Diary of An Ordinary Citizen by chibikaty reviews
Jump City seems to always be in danger from some super villain or another. All in a day’s work for the Teen Titans, but what does you average citizen think of this?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
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Percy Is Not A Wizard reviews
For Percy Jackson, life was good. No more wars, a great family, and the gods weren't blaming him for anything he didn't do. But all of that changes when he finds himself as some other kid, with some hairy guy claiming Percy's name is Harry Potter, and he's a wizard. (ABANDONED, UP FOR ADOPTION. PM FOR DETAILS)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,166 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/2/2019 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Ask The Seven! reviews
Ever wanted to ask the seven (or anyone ever) a question that you had no way of answering? Well, now you can! All you have to do is send in a review, and I'll answer you! So what are you waiting for? Ask now! ...Wow, that sounds WAY too much like a commercial. Not what I meant to do. Sorry. (ABANDONED)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 12/14/2017 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Leo V. - Complete