Hey slushies! This will be my last update for a while, maybe ever. Feel free to unfollow the fic now, and me, and if I do come back, when I do, i'll make sure to let yall know. Im sorry if anyones question got left out, though im almost positive I got them all, except for those questions about fandoms idk about, repeat questions, or ones I didnt fully get. Its been fun, going for nearly two years now, so yeah, lets go through one more chapter!
Enjoy! YEAAAHHHH!
To Aegis:How does it feel when everyone runs away screaming whenever they see you? By TootsieRoll888
Aegis:Tbh it kinda hurts. I mean yeah im not all that pleasant to look at. But jeez, show some respect, you know?
Which of your nicknames is most annoying? By Heroesofolympusisawesome56
Annabeth:Wisegirl is very, very annoying. Its like calling someone with blue eyes Blue-eyed girl everytime you see them. Everyone already knows im wise...so I dont see the point?
Percy:There is nothing annoying about being called wise. You know whats annoying? Being called SeaweedBrain. Like, literally being told that I have seaweed for brains. Thats annoying. Get on my level, Annabeth.
Annabeth:...
To Everyone:Pledge on the Styx that you will answer these questions truthfully! I will give you pencils. By TootsieRoll888
Leo:Thats not really a question. Though the pencils are tempting. Annabeth never shares ;-;
Annabeth:*hisses* Get your ownnnn
Leo:*scrambles back* Yessm!
To Tavi:Did you stab Gwen? By TootsieRoll888
Tavi:*shifty eyes* I...
ISB:WELL OFC HE DIDNT! HOW COULD ONE EVEN ASSUME?
Tavi:But I-
ISB:HUSH INNOCENT PUPPY *strokes his face* I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER
Tavi:uh *backs away*
Frank:*whispers to Hazel* Look at his face, ive never seen anyone look more disturbed.
Hazel:I know...
To ISB:Can you give everyone annoying nicknames? By TootsieRoll888
ISB:Well ofc not! That would be a very horrible thing to do indeed!
LeoIsNotOnFire:Wow. Thats really nice of you!
UnderCoverOwl:Yeah, thanks ISB. I knew you'd grow out of your nicknaming phase eventually!
IMayBeAnEagle:Thank gods!
ISB:...I am not even ashamed.
To all:Whats the scariest movie you can think of? By SquawPoopThunder
Jason:This one time Leo got cursed by Ares so he was a little funny in the head all day.
Jason:So he ended up with Drew and they both did his make-up.
Jason:Then they made a vid and YakTormented it. It got like 20 billion views, which is kind of impressive, considering how theres only 7 billion people on Earth.
Jason:Anyway, it was horrendous. Still gives me nightmares. *shudder*
To All:Favourite holiday? By SquawPoopThunder
Hazel:I dont really celebrate holidays. But I do look forward to my bananaKillingAniversary!
Piper:Oh merch me too!
Hazel and Piper:*fangirls*
Frank:*passes five dollar bill to fireflies* Okay, you got me this time.
To Artemis:What are your favourite pokemons and what are some tips? By Heroesofolympusisawesome56
Artemis:Sorry but a mom shouldnt pick faves.
Thalia:Artemis:The momma of all pokemon.
Artemis:Thats right. As for tips...*paints fingertips pink* follow my lead!
Thalia:I...am so confused...
To Leo:What new inventions have you made?By Heroesofolympusisawesome56
Leo:Shhh im on a well deserved break.
Leo:Might even retire early.
Annabeth:Leo, you are 16.
Leo:Hmm, yes, retirment sounds nice...ive lived to a ripe old age huh?
To Tavi:I AM THE ONE THE ONE. By Heroesofolympusisawesome56
Tavi:I dont get it.
Tavi:Also can someone please tell me the square root of a rubber duck.
Arthur Weasley:I feel your pain young man.
To the Desk and Chair Percy sat on:Is Mr. Brunner annoying? Does he give detention? By Diamond.
Leo:Uh...anyone here speak furniture?
EJIBEE:Yes...it says...Sesame Street is on at 5.
Leo:Excuse me?
EJIBEE:No, sorry! It said, bury the sesame seeds at 5!
Leo:uhm
EJIBEE:oh my bad! It said...Run down sesame road at 5!
Leo:Okay. But how are you even sure at this point.
EJIBEE:Im not.
To Grover:What do you think of leg-warmers and shoes that look like goats hooves? By Diamond.
Grover:It think its a nice cultural mix.
Jason:Only goats arent a culture.
Grover:Well niether are the clouds, yet here we are.
Jason:...Good point.
To Calypso:Did you ever break up with Leo? By Isawblackjack (lol)
Caly:Not really. I did break him once though.
Piper:Really, how?
Caly:I, uh, told him Santa wasnt real.
Leo:*Rocks in the dark*
To Zoe:How is it going up there? What do you see? And do you avoid Orions constellation? By Heroesofolympusisawesome56
Zoe:Um, we actually became pretty good friends...
The hunters:WHATTT
Zoe:Yeah...we both like playing Snakes and Ladders!
Hunters:Oh!
To Tyson:On a scale of 100,0000000 to 10000000000 how much do you like peanut butter? Bh HeroesofOlympusIsAwesome56
Tyson:*Makes infinity sign with hands*
Leo:How are you doing that?
Tyson:Hermes multivitimans...
To Carter and Sadie:Hi Isis and Horus! Did you know that if the first S in Isis was an r, it'd be Siri backwards?By Heroesofolympusisawesome56
Everyone:NOOOO DONT MENTION SIRI-
Siri:Calling Isis and Horus...
Carter:NO SIRI NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT FOR ZUES SAKE
Siri:Calling Zues...
Annabeth:Ohhhhh no.
To Jason:ARREST HIM! By Heroesofolympusisawesome56 (Awww ive always wanted a black cat! Ive got a black dog though.)
Jason:Too late im already in jail.
Hazel:What? What did you do?!
Jason:*hangs head in shame* i tried to disrupt the peace between the cosmos and the monkeys in the walls.
Nico:Jason...Jason how could you...? *tears up*
Jason:Im sorry Nico...I just thought...
Nico:I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT, YOU ARE A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING JASON OSWALD GRACE
Jason:Understandable. But by middle name isnt Oswald.
Nico:Yeah well that crime was very middle-name-worthy.
To Annabeth:I dare you to give everyone nicknames and change the signature. By Heroesofolympusisawesome56
Ananbeth:Uh, as fun as that seems...I cannot.
Frank:Why not? You'd be good at it.
ISB: :)
Frank:...Oh.
ISB: :)
To meg:Prank Grover with your scythes on the quest. By Diamond.
Meg:Noooo, Grover has a VERY fragile heart!
Apollo:Thats correct.
Meg:APOLLO? YOURE BACK?
Apollo:Yes, yes, but nows not the time for tearful reunions!
Meg:*sobs* Me and EJIBEE were gonna make hairy doughnuts...;-;
Apollo:...
To Percy:My friend likes Leo more than you. I find it annoying, what should I do? By Diamond.
Dark!Percy:Ha. Idc.
Annabeth:I SWEAR TO GODS PERCY
Percy:Sorry sorry
To Leo and Percy:What would happen if the LFA and the Percy Fangirl Army met? Theres obviously A LOT more Percy fangirls! By Diamond.
Percy: c:
Leo:Simple answer. They'd team up and listen to 1D music together.
Percy: #FangirlsUnite
Leo: c:
To Bob the builder:You cant fix my life. By Death Princess 2004
ISB:*Spits out pepsi* Oh no.
Bob:*turns around slowly, horror music plays*
Bob:*creepy smile* we. can. FIXIT
Everyone:*hides*
Bob:*sings Twinkle Twinkle little bat in the dark*
To Nico:I am Bianca Di Angelo...also i hurt le monkeyz! By Death Princess 2004
Nico:You are not Bianca, I can tell by the way you breathe 0.5 seconds before your finger touches your keyboard.
Fangirls:*nods, impressed*
To Will:When will you marry my brother? #SOLANGELO by Death Princess 2004
Will: :) Soon enough
Nico:*Faints for a century* *gets up*
Nico:Am I...in heaven?
Leo:Nope!
Nico:Ugh still hell I see.
Leo:...
To Jason*kisses brick* MINE. by Death Princess 2004
Jason:These arent even questions at this point...
Percy:I like this person.
To Percy: ALL HAIL LE CLOCKS! by Death Princess 2004
Percy:*wipes away imaginary tears* Yes...Yes...
Jason:*Drags him away*
To All:What happened the day the Stolls pranked everyone with the pink cow, the seven and something else. By Heroesofolympusisawesome56
Annabeth:Wasnt the cow purple?
Clarisse:The cow was purple.
A moment of silence (no purple or pink cows were hurt in the making of the prank)
To all:Do you like figet spinners? by PJOFangirl
Annabeth:*twitchy eyes*
Annabeth: FIGET SPINNERS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
To everyone:What coloue is the dress? By PJOFangirl
Piper:Hades not this again...
Hades:IT WAS BLUE AND BLACK
Zues:NO IT WASNT YOH LIAR
To Nico:Where are the monkeys now? By PJOFangirl
Nico:Celebratory peace party in London.
To everyone:Can you step on a lego? By PJOFangirl
Percy:Ive beaten gods and goddesses. But even i cant beat the mighty lego.
To all:Did you know that ISB is a writer and you guys are book characters? By Heroesofolympusisawesome56
All:What...?
ISB:UH
ISB:ITS JUST A NOVEMBER FOOLS QUESTION
All:ohhhhh
ISB:*Mumbles* Im juat glad youre all so stupid.
Annabeth:What was that?
ISB:Oh nothing...nothing c:
To Tavi:Do you like cartoons? By DragonLover
Tavi:Only satanic ones!
Frank:Satanic cartoons?
Tavi:How little you know of this world child...how little you know.
To Rachel:Whats the most inconvinient vision youve ever had? By DragonLover
Rachel:Once I almost dropped a priceless golden goat from a helicopter on Thanksgiving cuz of a vision...
To Grover:Whats your favourite tv show?By DragonLover
Grover:Watching grass grow with Annabeth Chase :)
Annabeth:I still dont...
To the seven, nico and reyna:Have you read Carry On? By SquawPoopThunder
ISB:Im sorry, but they cant reach you at the moment theyre all painting rainbows on the walls.
ISB:But its on my reading list!
To Percabeth: How much do you ship Fierrochase? By SquawPoopThunder
Percabeth:*melts*
ISB:I dont ship it though ;-;
Percabeth:*growls*
To the seven:Have you reached the self aware stage yet when you realize that a)You are in books by an evil man Rick Roirdan and b) you are in a strange fanfic by ISB where you answer weird questions? That being said, do you get jealous of other book characters? By SquawPoopThunder
ISB:Oh whoops I accidently burnt the question! AHAHAHEHHEEHE
ISB:...moving onnnnnnN
To Nico:Did you know that the monkeys are on the move again? By Voldy Kitty Mel
Nico:Late info update, Mel. Weve made peace :")
Will:I give up.
To Piper:I was just re-reading this strage fic and i saw that you said I LOVE PINK? Is this true? By Voldy Kitty Mel
Piper:Well yeh...its a nice colour?
Nico:*nods* #PinkAndProud
To All:What is the wierdest thing youve ever seen? By PJOFangirl
Percy:*cracks eggs* I saw Jason sing the Baby Beluga song.
ISB:wow...that was a long time ago...*tears up*
ISB:I've seen Percy sing that song.
To Tavi:Do you like movies? By DragonLover
Tavi:Yes...MLP movies
Stolls:...Respect.
To Grover:Do you answer Percys questions for him sometimes? By DrgonLover
Grover:Always...
Snape:...
To Hazel:Whats the strangest cartoon youve ever seen? By DrgonLover
Hazel:I dont watch cartoons.
Tavi:Oh, poor creature...!
Oracle of Delphi:Where did you go wrong? By DragonLover
OD:When i came on this fic...
To Clarisse:Are you in court often?by DragonLover
Clarisse:No.
Chris:Yes
Clarisse:Well atleast im not always in Forever21 like you!
Chris:...hmph.
To all:Would Annabeth and Jason beat the anti-dionysuses? And would percy beat Archane? By Heroesofolympusisawesome56
Katie:Well, I think it depends on a lot of stuff. Near the water yes, Percy would beat her.
Katie:But in a game of chess? And with ants partying in the back?I just dont know...
Thalia:...Welcome to the club.
To Percabeth: Have you guys read those fics where Percy is betrayed by the new guy at camp and all his friends, meets chaos and gets revenge? By Heroesofolympusisawesome56
Annabeth:Yes, yes we have. Percy however cant answer rn, he is smashing tables.
Annabeth:He doesnt...like to talk about fanfics...
ISB:Imagine his reaction if he found out...HAHAHAHAHA
To all:Do you know those fics where Percys life is a game? by Heroesofolympusisawesome56
ISB:sorry, no one can answer rn, theyre all trying to stop percys attempts to break all the tables.
To Leo:I bet the laser gun uses gases, celestial bronze in a way that it multiplies the heat and light of the laser so it burns more things? By Heroesofolympusisawesome56
Leo:...Marry me?
Calypso:LEO SANTA ISNT REAL.
Leo:*falls to the floor sobbing*
To (insert lots of minor characters): I bet no one remembers who you are? By HeroesofOlympusisawesome56
Lou Ellen:WELL...WELL ATLEAST WE DID SOMETHING
Bill:Lou, dont be mean.
Lou:...Uh who are you?
Bill:One of the more minor minor characters.
Lou:Oh im sorry for you pain!
ISB:Alrighty everyone, lets gather around!
Jace:Even us?
ISB:Yeh, everyone, every fandom, im too drunk to care.
ISB:YOURE ALL IN A FANFICTIONNNN
Everyone:WHAT
ISB: ;) *skips away*
Sorry Obama, no can do, possible offense. AP THATS A VERYDANGEROUS QUESTION HAHA.
You might notice ive taken down the HP fic, cuz it feels wrong to keep it up as its only two chaps in, and idk if i'll be continuing it.
So...yeah...
Its been fun, slushies! I hope this made you smile and laugh like your amazing questions and comments did for me. And for possibly the last time, I wish you all a GREAT day, night, and bananakillinganiversary, and life. I hope you all stay beautiful and remember the power of randomness and laughter. Love you all. *hardest e-hug in history* Buhbye then slushies!
-ISB