Short, random Portal oneshots. Most will be for chelley or Pieces. You can request one in the reviews (though I may not have time to write all requests). Please keep it clean! Thanks!

Four years after Jack and Crutchie left New York, Jack, Crutchie, Jessie, and JT struggle to find love, all while avoiding raging fires, murder attempts, and abduction. Santa Fe has never been crazier. "Just because everyone deserves a happy ending, doesn't mean everyone gets one." Sequel to Riding Palominos

After Caroline discovers her 'parents' to be Black Mesa spies, Doug Rattmann hides young Chell in Old Aperture before she's sealed off and presumed dead. Years later, she's back, and her resurfacing could lead to Aperture's downfall. A Portal prequel about what it truly takes to have a shot at redemption.

Blue gel, orange gel, another test chamber solved. One step closer to their complimentary Citranium and freedom, right? Meanwhile, Nigel is just trying to do his job, when his test subject suddenly decides to make a run for it. They have a plan to get out of there, and he's going to help them. If he wants to or not...

Wheatley falls from space & GLaDOS returns him to Aperture to punish him. To show Wheatley what he put Chell through, She transfers him into a human body & dumps him on the surface to fend for himself. After seeing him fall, Chell drags Wheatley back to her home. There Wheatley has to work towards Chell's forgiveness & friendship, all while learning what it means to be human.

Wheatley's first Christmas with Chell. Chelley Christmas fluff set in my Pieces universe. Read Pieces first!

Doug and Chell watch The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Chellmann oneshot.

"Jack's ears began ringing, as if his body was trying to block out the inevitable truth he didn't want to hear."(Sequel to Kelly, J) (Modern AU)

New York or Santa Fe; is there really a choice? Or is the choice something other than a 'where?

"Crutchie loved to watch Jack paint. He loved seeing how Jack saw the world, even if he couldn't see it exactly the same way." (Colorblind!Crutchie)

In the years before GLaDOS, Chell and Doug witness events at Aperture that stay with them forever. Years later, they both find themselves drawn back, forming a partnership to discover what secrets the company is hiding. Separated by disasterous circumstances, forced into lives as lab rat and test subject, they find the only thing they can rely on is each other. Slow-burn Chellmann.

Many things can happen after the events of Portal 2. I urge you to turn away if you do not like sarcasm, mistrust, and music by the likes of Frank Sinatra, as this telling of the events afterward is chock full of all 3 of those things. It's doubtful that GLaDOS has the capacity to trust anyone who has destroyed her life-work, or of Chell to trust anyone at all, but we shall see.

Coffee Shop AU where Adrien never went to public school and never met Marinette. When he finds his lady unmasked, he sets out to befriend her outside of their suits.

Jack and Crutchie head out to the land where dreams come true: Santa Fe. Everything, however, is not as perfect as Jack had insisted and Crutchie struggles to fit in in a place so wildly different than New York City. "I pretend and I pretend, but Jack, I ain't pretending no more. I hate it here."

Five moments in Jack and Crutchie's relationship as it evolves from friendship to much more. (And, yes, this is an absolutely awful summary, but it's my first Jackcrutchie fic, so give it a shot!)

Soulmate AU. In a world where everyone bears a tattoo of the first words their soulmate will say to them, Doug Rattmann must come to terms with his unmarked skin and the fact that it means he faces a life of solitude. But then he spots a woman in the park, a woman he feels compelled to know, and fate has never felt crueller.

Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.

What if Chell gave up? A Chellmann oneshot based on the song Exile Vilify by The National. Rated T for darkness and caution. Cover art by inkatt on DeviantArt.

In the age of steam powered machines, Cave Johnson creates an entourage of automatons to help him in Aperture Science's crusade against Black Mesa. Wheatley, his newest creation, is to spearhead the effort with his Blue Matter Core - but unlike other automatons, this metal man has the capacity to feel. [ClockworkAndroid!Wheatley/Chell]

AU. Working at Aperture Science's top-secret research facility on the moon, a bitter, callous Doug Rattmann just wants to return to Earth, fed up with the monotony. But within the cold tedium, there's a spark of fire: a test subject with extraordinary tenacity. Drawn to her against his will, Doug finds that it's not too late for him to change, and that maybe he can save them both.

Caroline was never deleted; she fled from GLaDOS, finding a new body to inhabit and trying to make sense of her new situation. Furthermore, Rattmann was not dead; he was unintentionally preserved, and unintentionally awoken many years later. And GLaDOS was not done; there were still more chambers to be made, elements to be tested, and Science to be done.

Chell is an ordinary young woman thrown into an extraordinary situation. To gain her freedom, she must fight her way through Aperture Science for a second time. The only allies she has are a moron who betrays her, her greatest enemy trapped inside a potato, and a mysterious man who paints on the walls. Eventual ChellxDoug Want to skip to the AU? Read chapter 3, then jump to 8 :)

One is injured, unable to talk, and can barely see when he gets out. The other, more confident and speaking once more now that she has been free of Aperture, and has never seen him in his current form. It's a new life, but it's inevitable for the boat to be rocked. Chelly, rated for a little blood in the first chapter.

Last wishes should always be fulfilled. Sometimes, this is easily accomplished. Other times, not so much. Human!Wheatley

Chell had been living outside for seven years when the stranger with mismatched eyes and wild hair began to follow her, always staring, and muttering to the bulky thing in the bag on his back... And at first it was unsettling, but soon she saw that he was like her in more ways than she had realized. (slight Chellmann)

He didn't hate Her. He may have found Her terrifying and tyrannical, but he pitied Her too much to hate Her. -Mild RattDOS-

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

Chell is quite far along, and Wheatley is worried. No apologies for the blatant fluffiness of this one-shot, written for my bff who requested something with a pregnant Chell. Human!Wheatley, post-game. Same continuity as Blue Sky- well, if you like!

Chell and Doug spend some quality time with one another, enjoying the fact that they're together, at least somewhat sane, and not dead.