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Red Like Roses? Gross! by Mallobaude reviews
As a vampire, Ruby Rose depended on the blood of others to sustain herself. There was only one problem. She hated blood. There very sight of it made her queasy. Some vampire she was! But Ruby needed to eat to survive. So when it came time to feed, and her prey lay sleeping in his bed, she hesitated. Until the young blond boy finally woke up, and wondered just what was going on.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,784 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 3/4/2019 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.]
Embers of Hope by NeonZangetsu reviews
Salem's heart died long ago with her children. It had turned cold and black, like the Grimm she commanded. All that remained were the faded embers of Hope. Tiny, forgotten feelings, wasted sentiment she had no need of. She needed nothing. No one. Or so she thought. Until she found him. A single whim on her part just might bring the world together. Narutoxharem? Not sure.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 3/9 - Naruto U., Ruby R., Cinder F., Salem
Byleth has a 13 Inch Wiener by Orpheus Stasis reviews
Byleth aka the swordsman aka the three-legged beast aka the slinger aka etc. etc. sends girls to the infirmary.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,347 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/7 - Avatar/Byleth, Edelgard, Petra, Dorothea - Complete
Infliction by MegaDarkly reviews
Naruto always had a family, but he never realized it. Ayame and Teuchi welcomed the young boy with open arms into their shop and watched him grow. Ayame always wanted a little brother and had Naruto fill that space. But when they got older, things got a little complicated. True NarutoXAyame
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 206 - Published: 4/12 - [Naruto U., Ayame]
A Scarecrow by Dragonchad reviews
Sometimes it really sucked to be in a world full of supernatural powers. Some things mesh strangely, and before you know it, you can’t even recognize your face in the mirror anymore.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 7/4/2019 - Kakashi H., Ozpin
Of Trips and Naps by ChrisRainicorn reviews
After returning from a whole weekend in Mistral going through paperwork and meetings with her sponsors, Jaune could say that he had never seen Pyrrha so tired before; after all, combat classes, Grimm attacks or even Nora's hyperactivity couldn't knock her down. So, after seeing her struggling to even keep her eyes open, Jaune decided to take the matter into his own hands.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,951 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/3/2019 - Published: 7/13/2018 - [Pyrrha N., Jaune A.] Team JNPR - Complete
The Hunts-Man's Leg-acy by Mallobaude reviews
As the Hunts-Man, Jaune was used to getting into tight spots while fighting the forces of evil. When he found himself caught in the clutches of his foe Neo, he knew that he had to endure and take all the punishment she could dish out on him. Cover art by Exvnir.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 187 - Published: 6/26/2019 - [Jaune A., Neo] Roman T., Pyrrha N. - Complete
I Want One! by Mallobaude reviews
The arrival at Argus was supposed to bring peace and safety. No one realized that it would bring about the most dangerous foe any of the teens had ever encountered. Maternal instinct. With their ovaries on fire and biological clocks ticking, Weiss and Yang were determined to complete their place in the circle of life. Cover art by Exvnir.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,168 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 4/24/2019 - Published: 12/11/2018 - [Jaune A., Weiss S., Yang X.L., Ruby R.] - Complete
Breathtaking by Cosmic Sky reviews
After everything they'd been through, there was still much for them to say. Unfortunately Link wasn't able to say anything when he saw his companion's true form. In the aftermath of the final battle, Link and Midna find they still have a few things to say to one another, but there's another way to get their feelings across. One they'll both enjoy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/27/2019 - [Link, Midna] - Complete
On a Wing and a Prayer by Zeionia aka Disturbed reviews
The humans' plan to send the Kyuubi back in time to save the world fails at step one. Luckily, Kurama knows how to rework a plan on the fly. Naruto, who in Kurama's opinion deserves only the best of everything including parents, will be the one to save the day, and the scarecrow will serve as a useful guardian while Naruto learns how to walk again. Time-travel. Fix-it Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 236 - Published: 3/9/2019 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Product Placement by Harmonious Arkos Sloth reviews
What does a team leader do? A team leader provides. Between their new line of toys, Jaune finally discovering his semblance, and Pyrrha's battle with the Great Enemy, it's just another average school day. Look out Remnant, Team JNPR's ready to set the world ablaze!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,714 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 3/5/2019 - Published: 1/1/2018 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] [L. Ren, Nora V.]
Pineapple by Imyoshi reviews
Everyone but Jaune Arc failed the initiation. Ozpin was speechless. He knew the boy's transcripts were fake, indulged the act, but never foresaw this outcome. Now the numbers were skewed, and a team wasn't possible. Exploiting his forgery would backfire. No, he reluctantly folded the hand Fate bestowed upon him. The Arc must explore Beacon Academy alone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,052 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 1,054 - Published: 2/20/2019 - Jaune A. - Complete
Try not to Fuck up The future, Warning: Future gets fucked by Yojimbra reviews
(working title). Naruto finds him self falling towards the earth and ends up splashing down in front of a very beautiful and pissed off woman that claims that she is Uchiha Madara. Naruto x Fem Madara. Time Travel... probably. Probably Yandere Madara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,163 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 2,676 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/29/2018 - [Naruto U., Madara U.] - Complete
On the Road by Adamant Pryde reviews
For some people traveling was a vacation. For Amber, it was her life. Always on the move, never able to settle down, life as the Fall Maiden was difficult and lonely. Still, it wasn't all bad. She got to see the world, experience new things, and you never knew what interesting things you could find on the side of the road.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,818 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 10/4/2018 - Jaune A., Amber - Complete
The Fair Lady by FromShadows8673 reviews
After defeating Quelaag in battle, but not killing her, a nameless warrior comes across her ailing sister. He vows to do everything in his power to cure her and makes an elixir which he hopes will remove the blight from her body, but the healing process is slow and uncertain. While they wait for her to heal he begins to form a friendship with Quelaag, despite her aggressive nature.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,831 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/18/2018 - Published: 12/5/2017 - Quelaana of Izalith, Fair Lady, Chaos Witch Quelaag - Complete
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 3,002 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
Twilight Rider Redux by Bluefire Eternal reviews
EragonxTP Cross. Darkness will soon fall upon Hyrule, and this time there is no Hero there to defeat it. So Zelda summons a hero from somewhere else. Eragon is dragged into Hyrule and must realize his true destiny before the Twilight devours everything he cares about.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 323,937 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Midna, Eragon S., Saphira, Murtagh - Complete
11 Essential Herbs and Spices by Akashic Records reviews
Drangleic is barren, and the Flame is dying. From across the world Undead flock to this ancient land. Some are mighty warriors, others powerful sorcerers or devout clerics. Except for one. A mere cook, he is armed only with a desire to become a master chef and a tome penned by an ancestor that details the culinary secrets of this land. Food, fun, and adventure await!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 201,824 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 7/25/2016 - OC, Shanalotte - Complete
One Punch-Gamer by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
He KNEW this was some sort of karmic joke. He shouldn't have laughed at other's seemingly 'silly' problem, even if said other was a fictional character. Now, he was forced to accept that, yes, ending everything with one punch could get frustrating, especially for a Gamer. Then again, when trapped inside a game where Death is very much real, that can only be a good thing...right?
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 527,936 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Sinon/Shino A.] - Complete
Hurry Home by salamandragora reviews
A weary undead stumbles upon a being that doesn't try to kill her on sight. An exiled crossbreed encounters an undead that smiles and laughs despite her fate. Priscilla and the Chosen Undead slowly form a friendship that will change both them and possibly the future of Lordran itself.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,352 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Priscilla - Complete
Just Another War Story by KroganVanguard reviews
A Kink Meme Prompt fill about a young human soldier falling in love with a female turian counterpart (MHuman/FTurian). Set over the course of ME3 and contains many, many OCs. Now complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,098 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Complete
A Fistful of Shepards by thebluninja reviews
One Shepard spontaneously turns into two when they go to talk to Nihlus. A third appears on Eden Prime to save Ashley, a fourth appears next to the bombs, and a fifth appears immediately after the beacon explodes. What's causing all these different versions of Shepard to appear?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,890 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - J. Garson, Shepard - Complete